The Demon Realm?

Sun Zhongmou said: "There is not a monopoly in the Demon Realm, but there are twenty-seven princes, the master has lived there for a few years, he said that people like me have been in the honey pot for a long time and have no ability to be self-reliant, and they have to throw me there to experience the experience of blood and fire in order to become an atmosphere." ”

"Then who is in charge of the affairs of Dragon Tiger Mountain during this time?"

"I originally planned for you to help me, because everyone knows your abilities, and my cronies also know that there is a misunderstanding between us, but now looking at your appearance, you are just here to pick up your uncle and aunt down the mountain, right? So I had to find someone else. ”

"If you want to find another person, why don't you let the old immortal master take charge of the sect for you for a few days? Are you still living in the demon world for the rest of your life and never coming back? ”

"Haha, that's not it! How about we have a drink tonight? It's kind of for my brother, what's the matter? ”

"No problem, come with me to that chick? Let her drink some together, get her drunk, and save her from wandering around your Dragon and Tiger Mountain. ”

As soon as I finished saying this, Li Ruofan's voice came from outside: "Okay, you Qiu Yan, you slandered me so much behind your back, and I can't beat you half naked when you look back at Shicheng." ”

Smack-

She pushed the door open, and she walked in from the outside in a huff, her down jacket had been torn out of two buttons, and she said, "And you, you are the head of the house, and you actually connived at your subordinates to do it to me?" ”

"Hey, hey, yo, isn't this Sister Li? The people under him were ignorant and frightened Sister Li, and the younger brother personally poured a cup of tea for Sister Li to suppress the shock. Sun Zhongmou looked like a grandson and poured a cup of tea for Li Ruofan.

Looking at his appearance, I am still very happy in my heart, as if we have returned to the original time, if Yin Xiujuan was here at this time.

And just now Sun Zhongmou said that the people of Wumen knew Yin Xiujuan's traces, maybe Wumen would use this to blackmail me, so I have to be a little mentally prepared, if they let me do those things I hate, then I categorically refuse, because they can't kill Yin Xiujuan, and they can't kill red-eyed zombies.

In the evening, Sun Zhongmou asked the people below to set up a table in the courtyard, and all the mutton beef, meat skewers or vegetable skewers and other things were brought up, and two cases of beer were also brought.

Seeing this beer, I couldn't help but kick him in the ass and scolded, "Drinking beer this day? You're afraid you're stupid, aren't you? ”

"That's such a, don't drink it for a while."

"Whoever drinks is the red man next to the Queen Mother."

"Okay."

But ten minutes after the barbecue started, I didn't calm down, I really wanted to drink beer, because these skewers were soaked in chili oil, because Sun Zhongmou loves chili peppers, but I really didn't expect him to put all these things in chili oil to soak, it seems that this little cub has been calculating me since the moment I appeared.

No way, I can only eat vegetable skewers in order not to become a celebrity around the Queen Mother.

This barbecue was eaten until more than two o'clock in the morning, and the weather at this moment was really cold, more than ten degrees below zero, but the three of us sat next to this barbecue stall and didn't feel cold.

Sun Zhongmou smiled and said: "Senior brother, I have always felt that the master is good to you, but now I know, the master is not too lazy to bird you at all, and has always kept you free, you see, didn't the master throw me into the demon world to experience this time?" If you want me to say, the master, an old immortal, will torture people, where do you say I can't be trained? Even if you put me in the underworld to deal with those demon beasts, if you put me in the demon world, doesn't this let me go to death? Who doesn't know that the demons of the demon world like to eat alive? ”

As he spoke, Sun Zhongmou also cried, he said that if he had known that this would be the case now, he should have followed his father to learn Taoism at the beginning, and now he would have to go to the place where the birds in the demon world don't, and he would be forced to stand on the stake by Old Man Li.

A tsk sound came out of my mouth: "You are content, let you stand on the pile shows that your foundation is not enough, do you know how long I was forced to stand by him when I worshipped him as a teacher?" A month, brother, I didn't do any work for a month to stand on the pile, and I still didn't feel the purpose of standing at the end of the pile? ”

"How many tricks have you learned from the True Martial Arts Demon Technique?"

"Three moves."

"The master asked me to tell you that you can learn the fourth move now, and he also asked me to slap you, let me tell you that you are too unenterprising, and your strength should have been learned the fourth move a long time ago, and you haven't learned it yet."

"Isn't that busy?" My old face is red, I also feel that I am a little too lazy, although I am constantly, but I have such a strong foundation, learning the ground splitting style is just a matter of course.

But because the opponents I met couldn't bear my shocking tricks, I didn't think there was any need to bother to learn the last few forms of the True Martial Arts Demon Technique, and now that I think about it, it's really stupid.

Sun Zhongmou didn't break it, but just told me that my current strength is completely able to control the fourth move, as for the later moves, he told me that Old Man Li only let me watch and learn by myself, anyway, I should learn the books above, and when I really learn the books thoroughly, he will come out to take me again, during this period, even if I encounter a deadly threat, he will not come out to help me.

It makes me sad.

After being helped back to the room by Li Ruofan, she simply fell on the bed and said, "Looking at you, it's not quite big, why do you feel like a dead pig when you drink, and you are tired to death." ”

"Hey, hey." I would just giggle, then laugh and laugh and fall asleep.

When I woke up the next day, my brain hurt badly, I moved my body, and suddenly touched a soft thing, and then I let out a loud scream, which also woke up Li Ruofan, she saw herself sticking to me like a sloth, and her face was red to the base of her neck.

"I'm going to see my parents." I was also quite embarrassed, so I dropped a sentence and ran to my parents' residence.

At this time, my parents were already packing their things for home, and when they saw me coming, my mother also asked me, "When are we going back?" ”

I said, "Then today, you all pack up, how can I be embarrassed to say another day, I'll go and say hello to Sun Zhongmou." ”

After knocking on Sun Zhongmou's door, I told him that we were leaving, he was still sleeping in the bed with his bare butt at this time, waved his hand and said, "Okay, you go back first, I won't send you, I will go to you when I finish arranging things here, and I have a big secret to tell you." ”

My heart tightened: "What's the secret?" ”

But the only thing that responded to me was Sun Zhongmou's snoring.