Chapter 454: Women Are Not as Good as Pigs
Ye Yi couldn't help muttering: "Where is it good! β
Who doesn't know that the cafeteria cuisine is the ninth major cuisine that combines the eight major cuisines plus various whimsical characteristics and innovations! I've never heard of anyone whose school cafeteria makes delicious food!
They are all single varieties and few patterns, and then stir-fry in a large pot after boiling...... Occasionally, there are mysterious ideas made by the master's whim! Even the most picky eaters want to take revenge on society after eating too many canteen dishes, not to mention the second generation like Uncle Shi, who has enjoyed the highest and best treatment since childhood.
Ye Yi believes that taking his uncle to eat in the cafeteria will definitely lead to a bloody case.
It is not known whether the deceased was himself or someone who was unlucky......
However, the man is unexpectedly stubborn about the canteen food.
Slender fingers caressed the corners of Ye Yi's mouth: "I want to eat your taste." β
Flavor......
Ye Yi's eyes circled again: "I don't actually eat much in the cafeteria, we can go and eat-"
Ye Yi didn't want to cause a big deal about people's lives.
"The cafeteria is good."
Again, the man affirms his attitude.
Ye Yi smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I'll take you to the school cafeteria, but you have to promise me that no matter what you taste, please stay calm!" Don't be angry! Absolutely calm down! β
"Yes."
The man nodded calmly.
The stone in Ye Yi's heart hung tighter.
She had a sense of foreboding......
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Originally, there were only eight major cuisines in Huaxia, but since there was a college canteen, there is a ninth major cuisine - canteen cuisine.
It's understandable that the food in the cafeteria is not good, after all, it is not a high-end restaurant, but at least the taste should not be too bad, and it needs to be nutritionally balanced.
It's a pity that plump ideals are always skinny in the real world, and for many people, canteen dishes are simply unbearable pain in their hearts, and the chefs always challenge the limits with all kinds of strange dark dishes.
Typical dark cafeteria dishes are:
Stir-fried pork with watermelon, tofu and mashed potatoes with leeks, stir-fried oranges, stir-fried chili with mooncakes, stir-fried grapes with corn, stir-fried pineapple with tomatoes, stir-fried loin with cantaloupe, stir-fried pork lungs with durian, stir-fried pork tail with grapes, stir-fried pork liver with bananas, stir-fried pig's blood with apples......
Although the canteen chefs at Huaqing University have traditional ideas most of the time, they occasionally have the idea to make innovative canteen dishes.
On the way to the canteen with Zhan Haiting, Ye Yi kept praying, praying that the canteen master would not be inspired to make a few creative dishes similar to stir-fried oranges and chili fried mooncakes today!
Ye Yi was scorching and uneasy, but Zhan Haiting was full of interest.
He was full of curiosity and enthusiasm for everything in Huaqing University, and although his expression was still cold, he would find a faint joy when he looked closely.
Ye Yi's heart became even more uneasy.
Because of her excessive anxiety and worry, she didn't even notice that her classmates were coming up to her and greeted her twice.
Fortunately, Zhan Haiting appreciated his face and gave them a few "um" answers.
As a result, the two people who were already conspicuous became even more conspicuous.
The girls who knew something about Ye Yi's affairs were all curious, and they followed behind Ye Yi and Zhan Haiting unhurriedly.
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Ye Yi, who had a concern on his mind, finally brought Zhan Haiting to the school cafeteria.
At this time, it was about seven o'clock in the evening, and there were people coming and going in the cafeteria, and the arrival of the two did not attract much attention, and a girl who was familiar with Ye Yi stretched out her hand to beckon her to sit opposite her, but when she saw the cold-faced man next to Ye Yi, she immediately shut up.
The cold winter in Siberia is nothing more than that, and the girls secretly thought and buried their heads in eating.
Ye Yi took Zhan Haiting past the vegetable window.
Thankfully, today's food is very normal and ordinary.
"Want something to eat? Today's dishβ"
"Anything."
Men obviously don't have much of an obsession with food.
Ye Yi then bought four dishes: scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes, spicy chicken nuggets, and clams and stewed eggs, all of which were very conventional and had no room for creativity.
In terms of staple food, after asking Zhan Haiting's opinion, she bought pork and green onion dumplings and lotus root meat stuffed dumplings, and then poured a dumpling vinegar.
The hot food was placed on the table, and Ye Yi handed the chopsticks to Zhan Haiting.
"In fact, the canteen of Huaqing University is still very normal, but the dishes are not very delicious."
"It's enough to have you."
The man took the chopsticks and took a bite of the dumplings.
The juice of the dumplings flowed out from the corners of the mouth, giving the usually cold face a little more human taste.
Ye Yi also used chopsticks to eat dumplings, and ate some dishes by the way.
may be because they both felt embarrassed, but both of them adhered to the rule of eating without saying a word, eating quietly, and soon ate most of the dishes and dumplings.
At this time, there was a sudden noise of "so cute" in the cafeteria.
The girls who were eating at ease suddenly looked collectively at a corner of the cafeteria, and as their eyes wandered, a big gray-blue fat mound jumped to Ye Yi's side.
The pig cat jumped on the chair with a lightness that did not match its weight, as if it were a large ball with a small ball on top of it, and its golden eyes were shining.
"Meow~"
The girls all around gathered around.
"Is this your cat! So cute! β
"Oh my God, why is it so fat, like a little pig!"
"Good and good, good meat, so meaty~"
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Some girls can't help but reach out and touch the pumpkin, the pumpkin is also very cooperative squinting their eyes and ears to let them touch themselves, from time to time there is a "cooing" snoring sound in the throat, and the two horizontal pieces of meat at the corners of the mouth continue to tremble with the movements of the girls, which looks very cute.
"This cat must weigh thirty pounds! It's so fat to watch! β
Some girls want to hold the pumpkin into their arms, but the pumpkin suddenly becomes a chaste fierce cat at this time, and she would rather die and twist around, but she won't let her hug!
"What's this catβ"
It can't be done to hug the cat, which makes the girl a little regretful.
She began to talk to Ye Yitao: "This classmate, can you let me hug your cat?" β
"It's not my cat, it's the cat of the owner of the coffee shop I frequent," Ye said, "and when I came to school in the afternoon, it came with me." I'll have to send it back later. β
"I see......
The girl was a little frustrated.
Then she rolled up her sleeves and tried to pick up the pumpkin again, touching its soft belly full of fat.
The pumpkin "cooed" at Ye Yi twice, but Ye Yi was indifferent.
So this conscienceless little pig decisively threw herself into the girl's arms, and the heavy weight made the originally interested girl hold the pumpkin into her arms and immediately showed a bleak smile: "How can a cat be so heavy!" Does it usually eat cat food or pig food? β
"The body fat percentage of pigs is only 15 percent, and the average body fat percentage of pigs is 18 percent. The standard body fat percentage for males is 15 percent, and for females it is higher, around 25 percent. β
Ye Yi raised his head and said to the girl who used the pig as a metaphor: "It can be seen that most women are not as good as pigs. β