Chapter 4: Distant Cousin
"Why did you pop up an old bastard again?" Master looked at me in surprise, I immediately said I didn't know, it seems that I was just listening to Liu Wang's family in a dream, that is, Wang Cuicui told about his experience of being forced and subjected to **, about the complicated relationship between the villagers in Liujiagou, I really don't know, but seeing that Master was at a loss, I immediately stepped forward.
"Could it be that your cousin-in-law has an affair with that old? Is there any more convincing evidence, if it is just speculation, it is an insult to your cousin-in-law! And...... It's also an insult to that villager! ”
I thought about it for a moment and asked with a cautious expression.
"I'm not talking nonsense!"
Liu Xiaoguang angrily found a stone platform to sit down, and then said: "When the woman died, my cousin didn't know about it, but when I heard someone shouting dead in the north of the village, I found that the woman was gone...... How could my cousin find such a woman......"
As he spoke, Liu Xiaoguang actually cried, and the old man on the side took a few puffs of dry tobacco pouches, but he didn't say a word, and kept sighing.
"Well, where is the Ryuren family now? Take me there! ”
Master coldly interrupted the oppressive atmosphere in the arena and dragged Liu Xiaoguang up.
"Their family is like that, it's immoral, how embarrassing......" Liu Xiaoguang struggled and refused to go, but he couldn't twist the master's strength, and was lifted up by the master, and I was speechless for such a rude behavior of the master.
"If he doesn't want to go, forget it, brother, I'll take you there!"
The old man knocked on the dry tobacco bag pot, got up and put the dry tobacco bag behind him, and said with a bitter sigh: "My old tobacco pot is also the head of this village, you foreigners come to visit relatives for the first time, I can't help but help you, hehe!" Let's go. ”
After a long time of commotion, I dared to love that the old man who called himself the old smoke pot was the head of the village, no wonder he didn't slip away like other villagers.
"Old smoke pot, such a big thing happened in your village, how can you, as the village head, still be in the mood to hide at the entrance of the village and smoke dry tobacco bags? It's really unbelievable! ”
The master blew his beard and reprimanded the old smoking pot.
"This ...... Alas, I want to take care of it, but where can I manage it......" The old smoke pot shook his head and sighed, and said with a bitter face: "This kind of thing happened to Liuren's family, stealing a man is something that we have not encountered in Liujiagou for thousands of years, it is simply a destruction of our fine tradition that has been guarded for thousands of years, and now it is good, ten miles and eight villages, that is, the entire Lu County knows that there is a woman in Liujiagou who steals a man, and the villagers in the whole village are scolding the Liuren family, who dares to step forward and take care of it, I don't want to end up in a good place, I am not careless, but I was scolded before I entered the door of Liuren's house...... It's good not to fish at both ends......"
"So serious?!"
The master stroked his beard, immediately took off the wine gourd and poured a large sip of wine, just as the master was about to put away the wine gourd, I hurriedly begged for it and poured a few sips, the master glared at me, but did not stop me, and continued to ask: "The so-called dead are great, and someone always has to help bury them!" ”
"Who's going to help? Besides, who would dare to go? ”
The old smoke pot threw a helpless look, and then said: "Honest people make a mess, that's amazing, the whole village is pointing at their family, he doesn't know, he has always been silent, the depression in his heart will definitely not be small, who dares to approach their door half a step in the past two days, the light one is scolded away, and the heavy one is thrown directly at the flat burden!" ”
"Huh! Well. ”
Master smiled strangely and stroked his beard earnestly.
"Huh? I said, brother, why are you still laughing? Isn't this serious enough?! ”
The old smoke pot stared at the master in surprise, as if nodding at the master's satisfaction, very frightened.
"Old man, don't be surprised, my master rarely meets a person who has a temper, and it's my master's ...... Oops! ”
Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my head, and I grinned in pain, and hurriedly cried out in pain: "Master! Why do you keep beating me when you have nothing to do?! ”
"Stinky boy! Is Master also a person who makes a mistake?! ”
Master blew his beard and stared at me angrily.
"Hey, hey! That's not it, I just wanted to say that Master is the most gentle and kind Master in the world, with both elegant heritage and fairy spirit, the whole living immortal! ”
I closed my eyes and recited all the words of praise I could think of.
"Hmmm......"
Master snorted twice through his nose, satisfying my answer.
"Brother, we arrived, the third house to the east of the west of the village, and Liu Ren's house is this one, but ...... But the door is closed, you have to call the door......" The old smoke pot looked at the master, and slowly stood on the opposite side from the gate of Liu Ren's house.
"Well, Xiaojiu, you go and call the door!"
Master nodded, and immediately ordered me to call the door, and take the wine gourd in my hand and pin it to the waistband of my trousers.
"Me? Master, you're not kidding, are you? The old man said just now that Liu Ren's temperament has changed a lot recently, what if I am beaten? ”
I prayed innocently, and slowly retreated.
"What nonsense is the stinky boy?! Let you go, you will go! Master glared at me reluctantly, patted the wine gourd, and said with a smile: "Master drinks this wine at a time, who let you drink two more sips, just the so-called soft mouth of drinking people, you dare not be careful Master beats you!" ”
"Huh? Master, so you still peeked at me drinking? ”
I was speechless for a while, no wonder Master became so generous this time, I drank two more sips and he didn't say anything, it turned out that he was waiting for me here, this is an old man......
"Go!"
Master flew up and kicked at my ass, and I quickly jumped away, but this jump, I jumped in front of Liu Ren's courtyard gate, rubbed my hands, and thought to myself what if this Liu Ren threw a flat pole at me? After thinking about it, I immediately grabbed the door nose on one door, and knocked on another door with the other hand, so that even if Liu Ren rushed out, he could only open another door, and I hid in front of this door, he couldn't hit me first, maybe the master not far away, I smiled secretly, and immediately knocked on the courtyard door hard, and shouted: "Is Brother Liu Ren at home?" Is Brother Yoo Ren at home? ”
I shouted twice, but there was no answer, then I was stunned, and looked back at the master, who also looked at me helplessly, and then I and the master looked at the old smoke pot at the same time.
The old smoke pot stepped forward embarrassedly, cleared his throat, and whispered, "That'...... Then I'll try again! ”
"Yoo-in! Your distant relatives are here, open the door! The old smoke pot shouted at the courtyard from afar, and then turned back to the master and asked, "Brother, I forgot to ask you, what kind of relative are you Liu Ren?" ”
"I ......" Master blew his beard and frowned, "I'm his cousin!" ”
"Yoo-in! Your distant cousin is here! Open the door! The old smoke pot shouted loudly and hurriedly ran back to the same place.
After a long while, a low, drunken hoarse voice was heard...... "What distant cousin?" How can I have a distant cousin? What nonsense are you talking about, old smoke pot?! ”