"Then it can't be helped!"

Li Ling didn't want to talk more with the policewoman, so he was about to sit down, but was twisted by the male policeman again, "Pretty boy, your camera is also very stylish, can you borrow me to take a look?" ”

Li Ling couldn't believe his ears, and said in his heart that you are a policeman, you are performing official duties, and you don't want to catch thieves, but you are here to talk about movies and cameras, where is the professional ethics?

Damn, all the taxes of the people of Hong Kong Island are fed to the dogs!

Anyway, as long as he didn't check, Li Ling didn't mind, he took the camera strap off his arms.

"Sir, just look at it!"

"Oh, the wide-angle lens is so punctual, and the shape design is also good, German Leica, the overall is very good?" The male policeman is a photography enthusiast and is very knowledgeable and recognises the brand at a glance.

"According to what you said, you can only buy it if you go to Germany, how much money?"

"Five thousand!"

"Only five thousand?" The male policeman felt that it was cheap and moved the idea of buying, "The clarity of the lens is incredible, and the exquisite workmanship is simply incomparable, so you can start it so cheaply?" Then when I take annual leave, I must go to Germany, and I must buy one! ”

"Sir, I'm talking about US dollars, not Hong Kong dollars, don't be mistaken!" Li Ling flickered, in fact, he didn't know how much money it was.

"Dollars? Wouldn't it cost 30,000 or 40,000 to exchange it for Hong Kong dollars! The male policeman didn't dare to play anymore, for fear of playing badly, he was a policeman with a monthly salary of 3,000, and he didn't eat or drink for a year to save enough money for this camera, and he was reluctant to return it to Li Ling.

"Last month, I bought a Nikon F3, I thought that the goods of RB were high-grade enough, but compared with Made in Germany, they immediately exposed their old-fashioned nature, damn!"

"RB guys are born with lap legs, they have their own soil bun genes, their aesthetic vision is flawed, and it's normal to be old-fashioned." Li Ling teased himself.

"Looplegs? Hehe, last month the headquarters visited a few RB instructors, isn't it just a lap leg, enough image! The male policeman sneered.

At this time, the bus driver was impatient and urged: "Sir, please hurry up, please get off the bus if you can't find the problem, I'm in a hurry, if you neglect your duties again, I will complain!" ”

"If you dare to complain, I will check you until dark! Every time you come from Yuen Long in the future, I will check it correctly until you are fired! ”

The male policeman turned around and glared at the driver, raised his head and hummed: "You complain and try it!" ”

Within a few years of the establishment of the Independent Commission Against Corruption, the Hong Kong Island police, which were rife with corruption, had not yet developed a good habit of serving the public.

"You're powerful enough, I can't mess with you!" The driver lost his temper, opened the window, lit a cigarette and started smoking, but was scolded loudly by an old man behind him, and he immediately went crazy.

He pinched his waist and scolded the old man, and several passengers next to the old man joined the scolding battle, accusing the driver of lack of quality.

Suddenly, there was a lot of scolding in the carriage.

When the two policemen saw this, they stopped talking to Li Ling and continued to perform their duties.

The male policeman's eyes were vicious, and he noticed the middle-aged man and the young woman behind him.

"Please show me your ID!"

The middle-aged man thought that the police were targeting him, so he said angrily: "Sir, I didn't break the law, what ID card do you check?" ”

"Under section 17C of the Immigration Ordinance, any Hong Kong Island resident aged 15 or above shall carry his/her identity document at all times and cooperate with police officers for random inspection.

If you fail to produce your identity document as required, you will be guilty of an offence and will be fined HK$100 upon conviction and brought back to the police station for investigation and interrogation! The male policeman recited the law fluently.

The Hong Kong Island Police have the power to check identity cards anytime and anywhere, and this provision is still valid in the 21st century, but the fine has changed, and as the price goes, the fine before the crossing is 5,000 Hong Kong dollars.

The middle-aged man didn't dare to refuse, slowly took out his ID card from his pocket, and muttered: "Check it!" Please, hurry up! ”

The male policeman took the ID card and handed it to the female colleague, "Check him!" ”

The policewoman took off the walkie-talkie on her shoulder and put it to her mouth: "Call the main station, check the ID card, the number is 856249, the tail number is (2), and the name is Fu Wenhui......"

The middle-aged man's ID number was correct, and the policewoman asked him about his home and office address, and he said it in detail, accurate to the room number, just to show that he was a legitimate Hong Kong citizen.

But the young woman only fled Hong Kong last night, where is the certificate?

Li Ling was thinking about how she would act and how to get close to the police, but before the police asked, she suddenly patted Li Ling on the shoulder,

"Cousin, quickly show our ID card to Ah Sir."

Cousin? We?

Without waiting for Li Ling to respond, the young woman smiled and said to the two policemen:

"Sir, madam, he is my cousin, he came back from the United States to visit relatives, my mother asked me to play with him, he was afraid that I would be tired, so he put my things in his bag, please wait."

"Pretty boy, is she really your cousin?" The male policeman was not convinced.

Li Ling knew that he had to admit that the young woman knew his details, and as long as he dared to deny it, he would definitely be dragged into the water.

He glanced back, and the young woman's expression did not have a trace of flaw, and she looked at him calmly.

This insidious and sharp on-the-spot reaction surprised Li Ling and made him angry, but he concealed the coldness that enveloped his whole body and calmly confirmed to the two policemen:

"This cousin of mine, so old-fashioned that I vomited, I hate her very much, and she is stingy, I asked her to take a taxi, she has to take the bus, and I must complain to my aunt when I go home."

The male policeman frowned when he heard this, experience told him that there was a cat here, and he wanted to continue to check, but he was a little hesitant, because Li Ling's dress and temperament offset his suspicions.

His moment of hesitation was skillfully interrupted by Li Ling.

"We have papers, sir!" Li Ling said lightly: "Don't believe it! ”

He took out a passport book from his bag, the skin was real, but there was nothing in it, which Li Ling bought at a roadside stall when he was shopping for clothes before, for this is the case, and now he will use it immediately.

Li Ling stretched out his passport book, quickly put it back on, and exclaimed, "Huh? I forgot, I still have a Star Wars treasure here! ”

Li Ling took out the black warrior key he left behind, and he handed it to the policewoman, "Madam, this pendant is engraved with George. Lucas's signature, more monumental than a shirt, I send you! ”

"Ah, there's a signature from Director Lucas!" The female policeman was so excited that she wanted to accept the gift, but she was worried about violating the "Police Force Ordinance", so she asked the male policeman for instructions: "Senior brother, can I accept it?" ”

The male policeman took the pendant and checked it, nodded and said, "This thing is not gold or silver, it is not worth a penny at all, take it!" But after all, the souvenir is someone's heart, and the beautiful boy is willing to give it to you, you have to express your gratitude......"

"You're wrong, sir!" Li Ling interrupted him unceremoniously,

"Your disciplined forces professionally serve the public and protect the safety of the public day and night, and my admiration for you is like a surging river, and I and all the passengers here should be thanked!"

His impassioned tone even overpowered the brawl of the bus driver in front of him, not for show, of course, but to take the initiative to find a bribe for the two policemen, and he continued his speech as the passengers watched in amazement:

"I admire a heroic citizen servant like Madam the most, in my eyes, you are too pretty, Huang Rong, and Zhao Yazhi!

If Madam was willing to give me a sacred business card and accept my reckless request for dinner, I would have woken up laughing in my dreams! ”

The female policeman's cheeks were crimson, she quickly pulled out a business card, wrote a set of private numbers with a pen, and handed it to Li Ling with both hands: "Brother Liang, I get off work at six o'clock in the afternoon every day and rest on Sunday!" ”

Li Ling pretended to be excited and put his trouser pocket, patted it and said, "Madam, wait for my call!" ”

The police and the people are already close to each other, and they also check the bird's certificate.

The male policeman waved his hand: "Let's go, Ashan!" ”

When the two arrived at the door of the car, the male policeman suddenly pointed at the bus driver and roared:

"A young boy knows that our police officers are risking their lives to protect your safety, and you are a ten-year-old man who wants to complain about your guards, don't you feel ashamed! Worthy of your age! ”

The bus driver is good at playing the role of a turtle with a shrunken head, keeping his head down and not squeaking.

When the two policemen got out of the car, closed the car door, and stepped on the accelerator, he cut! With a voice, he looked back at Li Ling and shouted in a loud voice:

"If you pick up a girl, you will pick a girl, and you admire a ghost! If the police are really so noble, why did they set up the Independent Commission Against Corruption? Or sacred? Depend on! You are so eloquent, why don't you host "Happy Tonight"? I guarantee that anyone who watches your show will be able to laugh and not sleep! ”

"Haha!"

The passengers burst into laughter, and the carriage soon returned to a lively and chatty atmosphere.

Lin Baozai also woke up and chattered excitedly: "Brother Ah Ling, that Sister Madam likes you, go and soak her, you can soak it 100%." ”

"At a young age, I also know how to pick up girls, it's really unusual." Li Ling patted the back of his head: "When did you wake up?" ”

"I woke up when the police got in the car, but I was scared and kept pretending to be asleep." Lin Baozai still had palpitations, and he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants just now.

"Well loaded! In the future, if you encounter something that can't be done, pretend to be confused, pretend to be dizzy, and pretend to be sick! Only can't talk too much! ”

"Brother Aling, I know, I won't talk much in the future, especially don't talk to strangers." Lin Baozai glanced back, glared at the middle-aged man and the young woman with hatred on his face, and then lay in Li Ling's ear:

"Brother Aling, at first I thought that female fellow was a good person, but I didn't expect her to be a good thing, when I got out of the car, let's beat her, I'll hit her first, I'll hit her with a brick!"

"You're a! Violence is a means used by the poor, who has ever fought with the rich? In the future, you are not allowed to shout and shout to kill, otherwise you will be poor for the rest of your life. ”

"I'd rather be poor, and I'll give you anger!" Lin Baozai is very righteous.

"Cut! I haven't seen you so brave in the van, let me continue to sleep. Li Ling pressed his head.