"I heard that you tell Qiqi stories every night."

Hearing the news, little Sadan quickly got on the train from the snowy region to Lancheng and rushed over.

"It's my turn tonight!" Little Sadan said angrily, but was rejected by Huahua.

"Why, we rock-paper-scissors!" Little Sadan said unconvinced.

So he won the right to tell the story this time.

Hua Qianchu silently looked at his little fist and said faintly: "There is only one night." ”

When our Qiqi saw this blushing little fool, he looked at him with a cute face.

"Why don't you start yet?"

The little fool's face turned even redder, "I... I'm going to the toilet! ”

Then it was gone, so tonight it was up to our Huahua to take out her mobile phone, click on Weibo, and start telling the story.

One

How can men respect women?

The first thing that came to mind was this story:

King Arthur was captured and should have been put to death, but the king of the other side saw that he was young and optimistic, and admired him, so he asked Arthur to answer a very difficult question, and if he answered it, he would be freed.

The question is, "What do women really want?" ”

Arthur began to ask everyone around him for answers: princesses, priests, wise men...... As a result, no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Arthur was told that there lived an old witch in a gloomy castle in the suburbs, and that she was said to know everything, but she was expensive and had bizarre demands.

The deadline was approaching, and Arthur had no choice but to go to the witch, who promised to answer his questions, but on the condition that he marry Gavin, one of Arthur's noblest warriors and his closest friend.

Arthur was horrified, and he looked at the witch, hunchbacked, ugly, with only one tooth, and the foul smell of stinking gutters...... And Gavin is tall, handsome, honest and kind, and is the bravest of warriors.

Arthur said, "No, I can't force my friend to marry a woman like you for the sake of freedom!" Otherwise I will never forgive myself for the rest of my life. ”

When Gavin learned the news, he said to Arthur, "I am willing to marry her, for you and for our country." ”

So the wedding was made public.

The witch answered the question, "What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own destiny." ”

Everyone knew that the witch had spoken a great truth, and Arthur was free.

At the wedding, the witch eats, burps, and swears with her hands, which makes everyone feel sick, and Arthur cries in excruciating pain, but Gawin is as humble as ever.

On the wedding night, Gavin insisted on entering the new house despite everyone's dissuasion, ready to face everything, but a peerless beauty who had never met before was lying on his bed.

The witch said, "I'm half an ugly witch and half a beautiful woman in a fallen city, Warmen, do you want me to be a beauty during the day or a beauty at night?" ”

It's such a cruel question, if you were warmer, what would you choose?。。。。。。

The answers are varied, but they can be summed up in two ways:

Witches by day, beauties by night,

Because the wife is her own, she does not have to love vanity; Another option is to be a beautiful woman during the day, because you can get the envy of others, and at night you can have fun outside, and when you come home, it is pitch black, and it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or ugly.

This story actually has an ending, and Gawin made a choice.

Gavin replied, "Since you said that what a woman really wants is to control her own destiny, then it's up to you to decide!" ”

The witch finally burst into tears, "I choose to be a beautiful woman day and night, because you know how to truly respect me!" ＂

Are we sometimes selfish? To dominate the lives of others according to their own preferences, without thinking about whether others are willing.

Author: Be careful with your hands

Two

I have a special ability.

I can see ghosts.

If you've watched the Korean drama Ghost Monster, you'll know better.

I have the same abilities as the heroine in it.

When I was a kid, I was scared, but when I grew up, I was fine.

In fact, most of the ghosts in the world are very kind, and they are not like those who write about evil.

Moreover, in fact, there is nothing they can do badly, because they are souls, so they can't touch anything in this world.

Although I am a mortal, I don't know why, it may be that the legendary Celestial Eye is not closed, so I can see them.

They can talk to me, and when they are fine, they will talk to me about their troubles, unwilling to die, afraid that their relatives will be too lonely.

So I occasionally help them out within the scope of my ability to fulfill some wishes.

Of course, I also know a very special ghost.

It is better to say that he is a ghost, but it is better to say that he is an official.

The first time I met him, I had just given her mother a bouquet of flowers in the name of a ghost.

I stood in the distance, and when I saw my mother crying when she got the flower, I turned my head to see that the ghost had also secretly wiped the corners of her eyes.

"You should go," I said to her.

She nodded, thought for a moment, and suddenly felt a little shy

"I'm a bit of a road idiot... I don't know how to get to the underworld..."

"It's okay, there will be a ghost to take you away."

As soon as she finished speaking, a ghost in a black trench coat walked next to her.

But the ghost felt so real to me that I almost thought he was a real passerby.

It wasn't until he went straight through the pole in front of me that I reacted.

"I'll take you home."

He talked to the ghost.

"Who are you? How did I meet you for the first time? ”

I looked at him quizzically.

He also looked at me suspiciously, "Can you see me?" ”

I nodded.

He raised his eyebrows slightly, expressing surprise.

"I am the new guide for today. Nice to see you. ”

Later, I also met him often.

He's a very gentle ghost, although I know that when I use gentleness to describe a ghost, I always feel that something is wrong.

Usually in the intervals when he was waiting for other souls to leave the world, he would come to me.

Because of this superpower, I was always born as a disaster, so I don't have any friends.

So I'm happy to share things around me with him.

came and went, and one person and one ghost became familiar.

On that day, I helped a ghost I had known for a long time attend his sister's wedding.

The wedding went well, and the ghost finally settled down.

On the way home, Blackie appeared next to me and took the ghost with him.

I forgot to mention that I called the guide Xiao Hei because he always wears black.

I asked him why he was always black, and he frowned and told me

"Wearing other colors will look too festive."

Come to think of it.

As I watched the familiar ghost leave, I suddenly felt sad for no apparent reason.

"Are you upset?"

Blackie asked me.

I nodded, "Do you know what it's like to be sad?" ”

He looked at me and shook his head, "I don't know. You humans are too fragile to live. It's going to be sad, it's going to be heartbroken, it's going to die. ”

I was not convinced, "Did you live before you died!" ”

He shook his head, "I can't remember. ”

After watching the TV series, it occurred to me that he might have lost his memory of those days as well.

I was in contact with Hei more and more, and I even felt like I had a strange feeling about this ghost in my heart.

I can't tell if it's dependence, or if it's like.

But people and ghosts have different paths, and there will be no good results.

But then, I didn't see Hei for a long time.

The ghost who led the way was changed, and I asked him if he had seen Xiao Hei, and he just shook his head.

Later, I met Hei on the road.

Strangely, there were no other ghosts around me at the time.

Blackie walked towards me, faster and faster. I felt strange inside, but I couldn't say what was strange.

I didn't realize it until I saw him habitually trying to cross the telephone pole but getting hit on the head all at once.

Blackie, no longer a ghost.

He walked up to me, grabbed my hand as if to confirm something, and with a push I was pulled into my arms.

His arms are warm.

"You... You, you, you," I was speechless in surprise.

He whispered in my ear

"I had a strange feeling about you, so I went and asked Hades.

Hades told me that it was called love.

He said that it was against the rules for humans and ghosts to love each other.

So I was punished. ”

I struggled out of his arms and looked at him.

"What punishment?" He looked down at me, "I was punished, I became a human being, I was tormented by emotions such as grief and heartache, and I experienced life and death. Spend a short life trapped by love for you. ”

Text: WB/ It's Yumile

Three

Mr. Killer receives a strange letter of assignment at the moment of parting.

Someone paid him to murder Winter.

Mr. Killer has done a lot of unseen and unspeakable tasks, but he has never received such a request.

Now that he was ready to say goodbye, he would not accept this task.

He looked out the window, and it was cold and windy, and it seemed like it was going to snow again.

There was no time to take this task, he thought about it, and put the reward he received back on the windowsill-

When he passed by the windowsill after buying the medicine, he found that not only was the remuneration not taken back, but also increased.

He put the medicine he had bought to the head of the bed and quietly approached.

Mr. Killer lay in ambush at the window and reached out and grabbed a hairy claw that had placed dried frozen fish on the windowsill.

Inside, the kitten looks curiously left and right, and tries to reach its paws into the steaming teacup.

Mr. Killer stopped him with a finger.

The visiting kitten immediately sat down and told her about her intentions.

This year's rain and snow season is too long, cold and wet, and his fur is also wet all year round, not comfortable at all.

It's all because of the winter.

"I heard that Mr. Killer is very powerful and can get rid of many bad guys." The kitten jumped on the couch where Mr. Killer was sitting and asked in a trembling voice, "Can you please help me murder Winter?" ”

Mr. Killer's fingers are held by the kitten's paws,

Plush, warm and cute.

Mr. Killer cursed, got up and walked into the bedroom, throwing all the bedside things in the trash.

He simply packed his bags and pulled out a small red bow tie from the messy closet.

The little bow tie was put around the kitten's neck.

Mr. Killer carried the box, reached out and took the kitten into his arms, and pushed open the door: "Let's go." ”

It wasn't until he got into the car that the kitten struggled to poke its head out of his coat and looked excitedly at the distant scenery: "Are we going to get rid of the winter?" ”

Mr. Killer straightened his bow tie, "No. ”

The vehicle made its way in a warm direction.

"Let's go to welcome spring."

Text: WB/Patient Ali

Four

In prison, the princess pointed to the captured dragon and said, "Do you know what crime you have committed?" ”

The dragon looked at the princess, who was dark-skinned and much stronger than the average person. The facial features are quite exquisite, but they always give people a feeling that they are not easy to mess with.

"Speak quickly!" The princess roared. Dragon: "Let me think about ......"

The princess looked very irritable, "As a dragon, but you don't catch the princess, don't you think you lose the dragon?" The princess was very angry, "Those good-looking princesses in neighboring countries have been captured by the dragon, how can there be a prince to rescue if they are not captured, and how can they find a partner if they are not rescued!" ”

"So you're not good-looking and you're single and blame me?" The dragon complained.

Princess: "??? ”

Dragon: "The dragon has withdrawn a message. ”

Princess: "??? ”

Dragon: "Nothing, you go on." ”

Princess: "There is a saying in our princess circle, 'A princess who has not cried in the dragon's den is not enough to talk about beauty'. Why don't you arrest me, is it because I'm not good-looking? ”

Dragon: "Possibly. ”

Princess: "??? ”

Dragon: "The dragon has retracted another message. ”

"I heard you withdraw." The princess pointed to the attendant who was waving a pen to take notes, "I have a record of our chats." ”

"Okay." The dragon said, "What do you want?" ”

"It's simple." The princess said, "In two days my birthday will be celebrated, and my father will give me a feast, and many princes from other countries will come to congratulate me. When the time comes, you will take me away in front of everyone,

Whoever dares to be the first to save me, I will marry. ”

"What if no one saves them?" The dragon didn't hold back.

"Give you a chance to withdraw." The princess took the big knife from the jailer's hand with a friendly face.

"Okay." The dragon nodded obediently.

The next day, the dragon was released from prison. It wants to move away from this trouble, but feels a bit lost. Just as he was hesitating, a group of young men who had come out to hunt appeared on the ground. When the dragon looked closely, it turned out to be the prince of various countries.

"Just that princess, black and fat, who will look down on her!" "If it weren't for the old king's face, I wouldn't want to come." ……

The dragon was surprised, and it seemed that the princess did not know what the princes thought of her.

"I heard that it is because the country is sparsely populated, and the princess hopes that she can defend the country like a man, so she has been trained since she was a child, and this has become dark and strong." In the crowd, a delicate long-haired prince defended the princess.

The other princes ignored him, laughed and continued their hunting. However, this word reached the dragon's ears, which caused it to change its opinion of the princess.

"I don't believe it, princes are all guys who judge people by their appearance." The dragon decided to help the princess.

Soon, the day of the banquet arrived. The princes sat around the king, talking and laughing. At this moment, a huge shadow appeared in the sky, and a huge dragon descended from the sky and grabbed the princess in his hands. The soldiers immediately surrounded them, but no one dared to come forward, and the king was frightened and hurried to the princes for help.

King: Princes?

"It smells so good!" The princes bowed their heads and ate their delicacies, silently.

King: Don't you want to say something? My princess has been taken by a dragon.

"The princess is awesome!" The princes gave a thumbs up.

The king was so angry that he almost didn't turn his back, and when the princess who was caught saw this scene, she was also so angry that she cried out: "No, I will kill these turtle grandchildren!" A weak princess was captured by a dragon, and no one came forward. ”

"Don't worry!" The dragon grabbed the princess and gestured to a prince who stepped forward.

The prince clenched his fist at the king and said, "I am full! Thanks for the hospitality, I'll go back to China first if there's nothing to do, farewell! ”

Dragons, princesses, kings, other princes: ???

"Let go of me, I'm going to kill this guy!" The princess prepares to borrow a knife from the soldiers.

The dragon grabbed the princess again. However, it was very angry, the group of people in front of him were princes, but they did not have the courage to worry about the people like the princess. Although she is not white and thin, in the eyes of the dragon, she is much better looking than those white princesses who know nothing.

When the princes saw that someone was taking the lead, they said goodbye one after another. The evil dragon was angry, spewing flames, and taught those princes a good lesson, which can be regarded as angry for the princess. But the princes feel very aggrieved, I didn't recruit you, why are you spewing people, you big troll. As he spoke, several unconvinced princes raised their swords and fought with the dragon. But within a few rounds, he was beaten by the dragon.

The princes are gone, and the princess is sad. The dragon looked at the princess's face and said shyly, "Actually, there is a sentence that I have been holding back for a long time. ”

Looking at the dragon's face, the princess seemed to understand something. Recalling the way the dragon beat the prince in order to help her get angry, she was actually a little moved at that moment.

"You say." The princess also suddenly became shy, "Give me some time to think about ......"

The dragon fluttered its wings and flew into the air, and it mustered up its courage and shouted loudly to the honey-shy princess:

"You just say I'm right! Is there no one to save you, I'm not powerful! ”

Princess:???

Princess: Dragon, I'm a mud horse! Archer, bring the arrow, I'm going to shoot it!

The dragon flew away, the princes left, and the princess cried out. Suddenly, someone handed a handkerchief. The princess looked up and saw that it was a delicate long-haired prince.

"Didn't you go?" The princess wiped away her tears, and a glimmer of hope lit up in her eyes.

"The princess is not safe yet, how can I escape." Rapunzel was surprised, "It's good that the princess is safe, but the dragon is too powerful." ”

"It's okay, we know each other, it won't hurt me." The princess was very moved, and the gentle, good-looking, and caring prince finally appeared.

"Then ......" The prince looked into the princess's eyes and bowed his head shyly:

"Can you give me the dragon's contact information, I've been keeping an eye on it for a long time."

Princess: Roll !!

Text: WB/End Moon Underworld

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"You damn Hana Chihatsu! Hurry up and open the toilet door for me!! ”

"You sinister villain!!"