Chapter 312: Tell a Joke
It was busy until nine o'clock in the evening, and there were basically no customers in the store.
Jiang Feng said: "Auntie, senior sister, let's close the door and go back!" ”
"Hmm!" Gently wash your hands, take off your apron, and say, "Mom, let's go!" ”
Ling Yangling said: "Where are you going?" ”
Said gently: "Go to the dormitory, Jiang Feng arranged a dormitory for us, three bedrooms and one living room, just nearby, the Oriental Famous City Community!" ”
Ling Yangling smiled: "Go ahead, I'm not used to living in a big house, isn't there a bedroom in the noodle restaurant, I'll just live in it, you can go!" ”
Jiang Feng said: "Auntie, you are not in good health and have just been discharged from the hospital; If you have to come to the store to help, I agreed, how can I let you live here again, let's go, the room is cleaned up for you! ”
"yes, Mom, let's go together!" Gentleness also urges.
Ling Yangling couldn't stand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of the two, so he had to go with them.
……
For the previous three days, Jiang Feng lived in a courtyard.
Originally, I planned to have a good intimacy with my senior sister today; But now, everyone's mother has come over, Jiang Feng naturally didn't dare to make a mistake, took a bath, and obediently returned to his room.
The elderly are accustomed to going to bed early and getting up early, and the lights in Ling Yangling's room were turned off early.
Jiang Feng watched TV for a while, and at about eleven o'clock in the evening, he was ready to turn off the lights and go to bed.
"Brother, did you sleep?"
Just as he was about to turn off the lights, suddenly, a gentle voice came from outside.
"Hehe, it seems that my senior sister misses me too!"
Jiang Feng was overjoyed in his heart, he couldn't wait to get out of bed and open the door, hugged Wen Wen, and said, "I didn't sleep, what's wrong, senior sister, miss me?" ”
Gentlely blushed, struggled a few times, and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, my mother is next door!" ”
Jiang Feng lowered his head and kissed her cheek, and said, "What are you afraid of, it's more exciting!" ”
Wen Rou didn't dare to continue talking nonsense with him, so she pulled him and said, "That's the case, the light in my room is broken, you can help me see what's going on!" ”
"That's it!"
When he came to the gentle room, Jiang Feng tried it, and sure enough, all the lights in the room were not on.
If only one light does not turn on, it should be a problem with the bulb, but all the lights do not turn on, most likely the line is faulty.
Jiang Feng explained the reason and said, "It's too late today, the property is off work, I'll ask the electrician to come over tomorrow morning to take a look!" ”
"Okay!" Gentle looked wronged, and said, "But, there is no light, what should I do if I am afraid?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "Go to my room, let's sleep together, it's not like I haven't slept anyway!" ”
"That's not going to work!" Gently, "Tomorrow morning, if my mother sees me coming out of your room, I will be ashamed!" ”
Jiang Feng said, "Why don't I accompany you here?" ”
Gentle and angry: "That's not the same! What's the difference between you're in my room and I'm in yours? ”
Jiang Feng said: "I'll put you to sleep and I'll leave, go to my own room!" ”
"Huh...... It's okay! Wen Wen's heart moved, but she was still a little worried, and said, "However, you have to talk about it, and you can't leave when the time comes!" ”
"Don't worry!" Jiang Feng said, "When I spoke, I didn't count!" ”
……
At that moment, the two crawled into bed in the dark.
Lying gently in the quilt, thinking that Jiang Feng was by his side, he really felt a lot of security.
However, Jiang Feng kissed himself for a while, and sniffed himself for a while, making himself hot and itchy; I was very sleepy, but after being teased by him for a while, I actually lost my sleepiness.
Jiang Feng stayed with him for half an hour, and when he saw that Wen Rou was still tossing and turning there, he said, "Haven't you fallen asleep yet?" ”
"Nope!" Gentle moved her body to the side and said, "Don't touch me, you are like this, how can I sleep!" ”
Not touching you?
Jiang Feng laughed evilly in his heart, and said secretly: "Don't let me touch it now, you will beg me to touch it later!" ”
"I'll tell you a joke!" Jiang Feng said, "You can fall asleep with a smile!" ”
"Okay!" Gentle expectation, said, "Let's talk!" ”
Jiang Feng said eloquently: "A couple usually quarrels, but once, the two quarreled again, and the husband was angry, and killed his wife by mistake, and then buried her body in the backyard. After a few days, the man thought it was strange because the child hadn't seen his mother for a week, but he didn't ask where his mother had gone! The man was really curious, so he couldn't help but ask the child, why aren't you in a hurry when your mother is not at home these days? The child replied, I think it's so strange, why have you been carrying your mother on your back these days? ”
There was silence for three seconds, and with a gentle "ah" scream, the whole person got into Jiang Feng's arms, trembling!
"You...... Big liar! It's not a joke, it's clearly a ghost story! Gentleness hugged Jiang Feng tightly, and she was scared.
Jiang Feng pushed her to the side, sat up, and said, "I won't touch you, you can sleep in peace by yourself!" By the way, watch out for what's crawling on your back! ”
"You...... Don't go! Gentle was so frightened that she grabbed Jiang Feng's arm tightly and said, "You big liar, bad guy, you ...... Just to scare me, you're so bad! ”
Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Don't drive me away?" ”
"Don't go, don't leave tonight!" Gently grabbed Jiang Feng and refused to let go, trying not to let himself think about the ghost story just now, but the more this was the case, the more that picture appeared in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it.
Jiang Feng said: "What should I do if my aunt sees it tomorrow morning?" ”
Said gently: "You have to get up early, don't be seen by your mother!" ”
Jiang Feng pondered, if he sleeps now, who cares about tomorrow morning, so he lay back in a big way, hugged gentleness with satisfaction, and fell asleep.
……
The next morning.
As soon as the sky was bright, Ling Yangling's voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Girl, mom went to the noodle restaurant first, you should get up early, don't lie in bed like at home!" ”
Gentle opened her eyes in a daze and muttered, "I know Mom, I'll get up in a while...... Ah......h
Halfway through speaking, Wen Rou suddenly screamed, because she suddenly found that Jiang Feng was still in her bed, hugging herself tightly, sleeping soundly, and drooling from the corners of her mouth!
This scream not only woke Jiang Feng up directly, but also frightened Ling Yangling outside.
Ling Yangling walked to the door and said, "What's the matter, girl?" ”
"Don't! Don't come in! Gentle was afraid that her mother would break in, and said, "No...... It's okay, a gecko just fell off and fell into bed! ”
Ling Yangling really wanted to push the door in and take a look, but when he heard this, he turned around and went out, muttering: "This stupid girl, it's early winter, where did the gecko come from......"
Confirming that his mother was leaving, he took a long breath gently, looked at Jiang Feng with a resentful face, and said, "You killed me!" I...... I won't trust you again! ”
Jiang Feng looked innocent and said, "I didn't do anything, senior sister!" ”
Said gently: "I didn't do anything, why did you run to my bed?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "I was going to walk last night, who pulled me and refused to let go?" ”
"You ......"
Gently defended him, so he got up angrily, and said, "If you like to sleep, you can sleep, I'll go to work!" ”
Some readers commented, how is it getting more and more watery, in fact, the plot of a book has a climax period, and there is also a transition period, this is normal, if there are no ups and downs, keep floating and write, the climax will become dull, I hope you understand more. I have written a few eunuch books before, but I listened too much to the urging of some readers, and as soon as they urged, I couldn't help but speed up the rhythm, and when I wrote it, it collapsed and the eunuch collapsed, and the story was finished in a hurry in 600,000 words. In this book, I will learn from the previous lessons and write it according to my own plan, so that I can write the story more fully and vividly.
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