One

The princess is so bored every day.

The knight said that if I go and fight you a dragon, you will marry me when you come back.

The princess thought that you wanted to fool me when she fought a dragon, so she rolled her eyes and left.

The maid said that the knight is very sincere, why don't you consider it, princess?

The princess ignored her.

The knight asked the prince for a drink.

He smiled and said I don't care, there is the next princess, there will always be a silly princess who believes that I will fight the dragon.

The prince drank and said that you have the ability to really fight a dragon and come back.

The knight was also excited, grabbed a sword and was about to go to the mountains to find the evil dragon, but before he could leave the palace gate, he bumped into the priestess who was praying for rain.

The priestess said, "Yo, why are you going to go this big night?"

The knight saw that the priestess was beautiful, and thought about who was not flirtatious, so he said to the priestess, I'll go and fight a dragon for you, and you will marry me?

The priestess has been praying for rain for half a year.

Hearing the knight say this, I thought that the knight should make do, who is not the man who meets the nectar after a long drought.

The priestess stroked her hair and said that if you go early and come back early, don't be too reluctant, I'll wait for you.

After saying that, give the knight a wink.

The knight thought: This priestess usually looks serious, but I didn't expect it to be quite prodigal, okay, I can't marry a princess and come to you.

The dragon had long heard that the knight was going to fight him.

It's very aggrieved: I recruited you to provoke you, why do you want to beat me?

The evil dragon caught the princess and asked, "Why did you bring me about the matter between you little lovers, I am not familiar with you."

The princess didn't listen at all, she stroked the treasures that the dragon had collected from everywhere, her eyes were shining, and she said, "Then I will take you hostage, you don't have to be beaten, I don't have to marry him, we both win."

The dragon felt justified and agreed.

The princess was bored waiting.

The evil dragon said, does he have another dog, he doesn't want you for a long time.

When the princess heard this, she was angry, she was so embarrassed that she was abandoned by a knight and let the dragon see a joke, but she didn't hold back, and cried in front of the dragon.

The evil dragon has never seen this meeting, and said Oh, Miss, don't cry, why don't I take you out to fly twice?

The princess thought for a moment: I'm going to find the knight.

The knight is wandering at the mouth of the cave.

Then I saw the evil dragon take off with the princess, and the princess said knight, I miss you so much.

As soon as the knight heard this, he pulled the dragon and began to fight.

The evil dragon said, let's stop fighting, I'll give you back the princess, and you two can go.

The knight threw away his sword and took the princess with him.

On the way back, I met the priestess.

When the priestess saw them holding hands, she went to the dragon and said, "I don't want to live, you have eaten me."

The evil dragon said, if you let me eat it, I will eat it, I don't want to lose face?

The priestess pursed her lips and did not speak.

The evil dragon said, "Okay, okay, why don't I take you to fly twice?" Don't be unhappy.

Priestess: Ten laps.

The dragon thinks women are really difficult.

The prince saw the priestess go into the mountains.

The maid asked him, "Why don't you chase after you?"

The prince said that I chased it back, and I haven't counted B in other people's hearts?

The maid listened and did not speak.

The prince took the maid by the hand and went to the princess's bedchamber: go and tear them apart!

The maid looked at the prince who was swaggering with her, and felt that there were pink bubbles in front of her.

The dragon led the priestess back to the cave.

The evil dragon was forcibly asked by the priestess to fly five more laps, and when he came back, he collapsed in the cave and said, "Sister, why are you so heavy?"

The priestess began to lose her temper again: I don't think you're ugly, you think I'm sink!

The dragon couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked and picked in the cave and found a pigeon egg and handed it to the priestess.

Priestess: I don't dare walk down the street wearing it.

The evil dragon suddenly smiled softly: Wear it, I have no interest in diamonds, I just want to see it on your hand.

The priestess came up with a slap: Don't insult Tony Leung.

The evil dragon covered his face and muttered: You started it......

The princess and the knight were in the dormitory.

The prince and the maid broke in with a group of people, saying that the knight had deliberately seduced the princess, and that the priestess had been kidnapped by the evil dragon, and that she would be imprisoned for ten or eight years.

When the knight heard this, he panicked and said, "Brother, didn't you let me fight the dragon?"

The prince said to let you fight the dragon, but your dragon didn't fight back, and you paid the priestess upside down, do you still have the face to say?

The princess looked at the hill from afar, and said lightly, "It's a big deal, I'll go and get the priestess back."

The knight disagreed.

The princess said, "I want to see how the dragon is doing."

The knight was furious, and said, "Did you have a leg with the dragon in that cave?"

The princess did not answer.

The prince, princess, maid, knight, went to find the dragon together.

The evil dragon said that the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a kitten, tell me to change it, I will change it, I don't want to lose face?

The knight said that if we don't shake the dice, whoever wins will listen to whomever wins.

The princess was not pleased: what do you think of me?

And the knight said, "What did you do with me when you put a hat on me?"

The priestess was furious: Then what did you say about me when you beat the dragon and came back to marry me?

And the prince said unto him, stop arguing, what do ye do with the priestess?

The maid was not happy either: I said, "Prince, what do you think of me?"

The dragon couldn't listen anymore.

I found a rope and tied these five people and threw them in the cave, and said don't you want to quarrel, come, the cave will give you, and you will quarrel enough.

What did the priestess mean by you?

The princess said, "Dragon, I think you're not the same as before."

The knight felt that the cuckold was sitting down anyway, and everyone was all right.

The prince thought that I had not confessed to the priestess, and that I was a wronged man now.

The maid thought that she had eloped with the guards in front of the prince's palace if she knew about it, where would she still be used to send her to death.

Evil Dragon: I don't want you to think, I want me to think, that's all, listen to me, or you all don't live

Text: Pillow therapy room

Two

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??“ There is an evil dragon in a distant village

?? It bullies men and women, burns, kills, plunders, and does all kinds of evil

?? Every day, the group is looking forward to a hero who will come out and defeat the evil dragon

?? Finally, another day, a warrior from another village came to the village

?? When he heard this, he drew his sword and rushed to the dragon's lair, dividing five by two to eradicate the dragon

?? The village applauded

?? But when this warrior sat on the throne given to him by the villagers, greeted the bows of the villagers, and stepped on the jewels that the evil dragon had plundered for several years

?? His eyes were red

?? He grew a tail

?? It became a new dragon."

?? Closing the book, our little hero with a sword in his hand and a light of justice in his eyes rushes towards the village infested by the dragon.

?? When he came to the village with the head of the dragon, everyone in the village had a treasure of gold and silver and bowed to him with great sincerity.

?? The little hero hurriedly said, "I won't take the money!" ”

?? The village chief then brought two beautiful women.

??“ You can just accept it, it's a little bit of our heart. ”

??“ How can this be! No, no, I won't take it. ”

??“ Then, you should be our leader! I'll give you the village chief! ”

??“ No, no, no, how can there be a reason to kill the evil dragon to usurp the throne in order to seek power! ”

?? The villagers were talking.

??“ What the hell does this hero mean? If you don't end the ceremony and don't do it, do you want something that we can't afford to give? ”

??“ Why don't you just kill an evil dragon, what's the big deal? Shelving this hero"

??“ I'm going to go back and tell my children, let them go out and play carefully, don't run into him, such a powerful person, don't we look like an ant? ”

?? Our little hero suddenly finds himself caught up in the pressure of public opinion. For three days, he ran to tell each other, trying to explain to everyone that he didn't want anything. Unexpectedly, every family saw him coming and closed their doors. Who wants to face to face with such a strong person, in case they are in a bad mood, the consequences are unimaginable!

?? On the fourth day, our little hero finally couldn't stand it anymore. He called the village chief, became an official in front of the whole village, accepted the gift, took the two beauties, and began to live a life of drinking and drinking.

?? He didn't realize that from the moment he killed the dragon, he had grown a tail.

Three

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on it was an evil dragon.

The evil dragon has boundless treasures, it rolls on the golden mountain every day, this is its favorite thing to do, how pleasant the life of a dragon is in its heart!

Until one day, the princess from afar broke its peaceful life, with golden hair and sapphire-like eyes. She begged the dragon to kidnap her, and the dragon wanted to scare the daring princess away, but when the princess's clear blue eyes looked at it fearfully and firmly, it remembered its favorite jewel at the head of her bed, which shimmered as if it could hold all the stars. Its dragon heart softened suddenly.

The princess can't sleep on a hard gem bed, can't eat the food of the dragon, and the hard-mouthed dragon will always say that she will simply eat the troublesome princess. He turned around and flew to the top of a distant mountain to pluck delicious berries for the princess, and endured the pain of exchanging gems for soft bed. The princess happily embraced the dragon, and the warm touch of human skin came from the claws, and the dragon had never felt this warmth.

The dragon lives with the princess in its jewel cave, and the princess tells it her story, and it turns out that she and the prince are in love, but the king does not approve of the marriage. In a fit of rage, the princess came up with the idea and asked the dragon to kidnap her and wait for the prince to save her. The dragon saw the princess's tender gaze when she spoke of the prince, and felt as if it had eaten a sour berry, but it did not know why, but it only turned its back on its body, and let the delicate princess, who could not sleep on the jewel bed, sleep on it. As the days passed, the sparkle in the princess's eyes began to wane, and she no longer played with the dragon, but looked melancholy from the mountain pass. The dragon was puzzled, and the princess said to him: This is love, you will not understand.

What is love, the dragon asked. Love is that the moment you see her, you will think of all the good things in the world. When you leave her, the world will fall apart before your eyes. The princess looked back and said softly.

Finally, the prince came, and the dragon wanted to defeat him and snatch the princess, but looking back, the princess's eyes glowed again, like a moving starlight sapphire, which led the dragon into the dreamy night sky, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a glittering golden ship, carrying it to the stars. The evil dragon watched the princess and the prince go, and it lay on the ground, watching the princess's back in the distance. The dragon thought that it might know what love was.

On the 256th day of the princess's departure, the dragon received a package from the princess, which was a beautiful sapphire that resembled the princess's clear blue eyes.

After 256 days, the dragon finally slept soundly, holding the sapphire in its arms like a princess it loved so much.

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Four

That day, I killed the dragon, grew claws, spewed flames, and seized the treasure, and I lived ten years of peace, and I knew that new heroes were about to grow, and I would not be killed easily, I said to myself.

Here comes again, sword in hand, steed, and they surround me, but I already know how to win. I flew north, chasing and fleeing, and only the best one caught up.

I stopped, and at the panting hero, I said, you're going to kill me?

The hero said yes, I said then what?

The hero said, "The king will give me all your treasures."

I laughed, how much treasure do I have? How many of you came? How much can each person get?

The hero was silent.

I continued, do you know that there is a story in the northern Huaxia Kingdom, in the past, Murong Shaozong defeated Hou Jing, and Hou Jing sent someone to tell Murong Shaozong, saying that today you killed me, what use will you have tomorrow? Shaozong then let Hou Jing escape, and later generations commented that if a minister is talented, he must raise his own respect.

I continued, "My treasure will not be given to you, but you will also become rich, and if you come to beat me every year, you will receive a great deal of money from the king every year, and the love of the people." Besides, if you want to kill me, I will fight to the death, so why should you make wedding dresses for others? Yourself into a pile of bones?

The hero said, then what do you want. I said, three miles east from here, there is a valley, you bring the dragon slayer warriors there every year, and you don't have to worry about the rest. In exchange, I will give you a dragon scale every year, and you will give the king an errand.

The hero was silent for a moment, struggling to draw his sword. I was slightly shocked, do you still want to fight?

The hero walked backwards, and he said, "Go to that valley now."

Later, he was the hereditary king of Zhenbei, and in addition to the dragon slaying warriors sent every year, there were also political enemies, and his power became more and more powerful, and his eyes looked at me a little more flame.

I was not killed, I specified that every time I sent people, there must be a child of a powerful person in the court, but what he didn't know was that I didn't kill all the people he sent every year.

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Four

I'm getting more and more disgusted with this joke.

Some people think they have seen through this world, and since the brave man who slays the dragon will eventually become an evil dragon, the infinite cycle, the village still has to sacrifice a virgin every year.

So continue to let the dragon oppress? Sacrifice your daughter to the dragon?

The brave man who slays the dragon may be a father who draws his sword for his daughter, and when you hide in the room with your daughter in your arms and cry bitterly.

He picked up his sword and stabbed it into the dragon's heart.

He found that all of you were hiding in your house, waiting for you to kill the dragon, and someone even kidnapped his daughter, and if the brave was not killed and the dragon was eaten, then the brave daughter's daughter would be the sacrifice for next year.

The brave man looked at these people whom he had given his life to protect, and thought of the suffering of slaying the dragon on his own road.

After that, he finally saw the treasure, growing scales, tails, and antennae.

If the people in the village stand up together and kill the evil dragon together, where is there so much reincarnation?

There has never been a savior, there have been no gods and emperors, and if you don't stand up, then no one cares about your interests.

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