Qin Shiyue
I was still trying to suppress the wanton anger, but I returned to this fool, but I had no eyes to add oil to the bowl. "Forget it, you should do a good deed, and give him another ten taels."
"Why should I give him so much money. If I want to give it to you, I won't give it. ”
Yu Gui glanced at me and hugged his arms around his chest: "My money is not all with you, I don't have any money to give him now."
"Then you can ask Yun Kang for it."
"How can Yunkang be rich?"
is also said that Yunkang has never had much money.
Yu Gui spread out his palms and raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to give it?" If you don't give it to me, you'll rob it. ”
I shook my head firmly.
She was about to grab it, but fortunately, I quickly pressed my purse tightly in time, so she didn't succeed.
Yu Gui said angrily: "It's so stingy, it's okay to kill you."
I shrugged my shoulders and said unconvinced: "Hey, how can this be called stingy, this is my money, my money."
I turned my head to look at Yun Kang, I expected her to say something fair, but who knew that she was also a virgin, and she actually sided with Yu Gui, and then the three of them collectively despised me.
"Big sister, although you are very stingy, you must also give this money, after all, you have to apologize to me for what happened before. If you feel guilty, you have to make amends to me, and it is not impossible. Well, give you a chance, you send me home, and I don't want your money. But I said in advance, if you send me back, you can't ask my father and mother for payment. In this way, we are even, what do you think? ”
"Not good!"
"Then you give me money!"
"Don't give it!"
"Door-picker, Scrooge!"
I was speechless, and just as I was thinking about the rejection of the test, the broken child spoke amazingly again.
"Big sister, you not only slam the door but also fiercely, this is not good. My mother said that women should be generous and gentle, otherwise they will not be able to find their in-laws' family in the future. Even if she barely found her mother-in-law's house, the mother-in-law was a witch with fangs. And like you, alas, if you want to marry someone in the future, it will be even more difficult, and witches don't want you to be a daughter-in-law. ”
He touched his chin thoughtfully, and then concluded:
"If I marry a daughter-in-law, I will never marry you like this."
I sneered, picked up his shirt, and roared like a tiger, "Your skin is itchy, right, you see that I won't beat you to death." ”
didn't give him a chance to resist again, raised his hand and slapped him on the ass a few times, and it hurt him to hug his "buttocks". This little guy is really cunning and cowardly, hiding behind Yun Kang before he dares to stick out his tongue at me, and before I can do it again, he starts to itch again, and continues to say something that shatters my three views.
"A precious body like mine is comparable to gold, stone and jade, and you dare to hit me. If you hit me, you will have to pay 100 taels, I have counted, you just slapped me a total of 7 times, you have to pay me 700 taels. ”
After a pause, he said, "If you don't lose money, it's okay, send me home, send me home, and you don't want you to lose money."
I was stunned, I couldn't bear it, and I was beaten again.
……
But in the end, I agreed to take him home. Although I had a hundred reluctances, I couldn't stop the sympathy of Yu Gui and Yun Kang's flooding, and the unfortunate child's dead face and begging, and finally gave in.
"Where's your home? Say, we'll find it for you. ”
"Really?"
His eyes lit up suddenly, and he dimmed again, shook his head, turned his back to us, and began to talk to himself.
I leaned over and heard him whisper, "No, I can't just tell them where my house is." What if they are bad people, who have malicious intentions to find out my true identity, and then have the evil intention to kidnap me and use me to blackmail my father. I'm not fooled, I can't believe it easily. Well, can't believe it. ”
This kid once again refreshed my perception of innocent children, at a young age, the suspicion is really serious!
He rubbed the ground and turned around, clenched his little fist and smashed it into the palm of his hand, and said very decisively: "I can't tell you where my home is in advance, and you don't need to know." Follow me and escort me home safely. When you get to my house, you won't know who I am. When I'm sure I'm safe, it's never too late to tell you who I am. ”
The corners of my eyes twitched, and I pinched his face and rubbed it vigorously: "If you don't tell us where your home is, how can we find your way home?"
"You don't need to look for it, just follow me and escort me full-time."
Yun Kang couldn't help laughing, leaned over and asked with a smile: "Then you can always tell us what your name is."
He tilted his head to think about it, and hesitated for a moment before saying, "Papaya!"
Yun Kang: "......"
Yu Gui: "......"
I laughed heartily, pointed at him for a long time and couldn't speak, and when I finished laughing, I pinched his face and said, "What the hell is this name, papaya?" Why isn't it more appropriate to call it winter melon, sweet potato, pumpkin, stupid melon, or fool. ”
He was furious, and shouted loudly: "No laughing, no laughing, no laughing!"
I was instantly serious and said seriously: "Okay papaya, then please lead the way, we will protect you behind."
He turned arrogantly and beckoned us to follow. There was silence all around, and suddenly heard a rumbling sound in his stomach, he blushed and quickly covered his stomach, smashed his mouth embarrassedly, and explained: "Hungry, I haven't eaten enough for several days."
As soon as the words fell, Yunkang immediately went to find him something to eat.
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The little papaya took us, turned left eighteen times, walked through the streets and alleys, I didn't know where to go around, until I had cramps in my stomach, he still didn't determine a direction.
Night soon fell, the lights were shining, and the four of us walked aimlessly down the long street.
Yu Gui patted his calf, so tired that he couldn't stop panting, patted the little papaya head, and asked breathlessly, "Hey, where is your home?"
He was also dizzy, and took a big bite of the baked cake in frustration, and said vaguely: "I have always lived in a house outside the city with my mother, and my father will come to visit us twice a month." I hid from my mother, I secretly ran out, I heard my father talk about the way home, but I don't remember the route very well, so I got lost. ”
I was so angry that I slapped him on the back of the head and said angrily, "You're still proud, aren't you?" I don't know the route home, I dare to take us around, I dare to run away from home if I am a road idiot, and I dare to soar into the sky when I am fledgling, right? ”
He bared his teeth in pain, but he didn't dare to refute, biting the big baked cake, and muttered aggrievedly: "I didn't mean to, I really can't find my way home." If I could find my way, I'd have gone back early in the morning so I wouldn't have wandered around outside. I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, and I have to be bitten by dogs. ”
The more he spoke, the quieter he became, the tears overflowing, and the sorrow was pitiful.
I sighed and stopped yelling at him.
Yun Kang patiently asked, "Then do you know that your home is in the south and north of the city?"
He didn't hesitate and replied firmly: "Chengbei."
"Then think about it carefully, what are the special signs on the way home, such as a restaurant, a restaurant, or a bridge, or a big tree?"
He took small bites of bread, his big eyes rolling around in his sockets, shaking his head and thinking hard. After a while, he seemed to suddenly realize, and happily ran to the front and beckoned to us: "I remember how to go, you follow me, come quickly."
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It took more than half an hour to walk to the north of the city, and along the way, the streets were lined with persimmon trees. The road became more and more familiar, but because it was getting late and the lights were dim, we couldn't see it very clearly, so we couldn't confirm where it was.
Our last footsteps stopped in front of a huge mansion.
Papaya swallowed the last bite of bread, pointed to the door, turned her head to us, and said, "Here we are, this is where I am coming."
Yu Gui and I were silent, gestured to each other's eyes, raised our eyes in tacit understanding, and looked at the four eye-catching big characters on the plaque - "Qin State Mansion"
They looked at each other and were speechless.
Yun Kang looked down at him and asked stiffly, "Little brother, are you sure your family is here?"
"yes, that's where my house is!"
"Who are you looking for?"
He rolled his eyes at Yunkang and pouted, "That's stupid." Didn't I tell you that I came home to find my father? ”
What are you kidding, this is Qin Luoxue's family, he said to come to find his father, I have never heard that Qin Guogong has such a young son.
I still didn't believe it, so I squeezed Yunkang away and asked with a straight face, "Then what's your name?"
He raised his head and proudly reported to his family: "My nickname is Papaya, and my big name is Qin Shiyue." I am the little son of the Guogong Mansion. ”
Yun Kang looked ahead as if thinking about something, "You said this is your home, so why can't you find your way home?" Also, this Duke of Qin has only one son named Qin Luoxue, and he does not have a second son. Did you recognize the wrong person? ”
"No way, I'm the son of Grandpa Guo."
Yu Gui smiled, scratched his nose and said, "Qin Shiyue? Then why don't you call it Han Shiguan. Little papaya, my sister told you that lying is not a good boy. ”
The little papaya was so anxious that she stomped her feet, scratched her ears and cheeks, and defended loudly: "I'm not lying, my name is really Qin Shiyue, and my father is really the Duke of Qin in Nanzhan." ……”
Yu Gui was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Oh, then is your father a little grandfather, or an old grandfather?"
As soon as these words came out, I almost stumbled to the ground.
Yun Kang's face gradually changed, frowning and disgusting: "What nonsense, how old is the little grandfather, how can he have such a big son."
Yu Gui waved his hand, and said with a straight face: "Everything is possible, as the saying goes, ambition is not in old age."
The little papaya glared at Yu Gui angrily, hugged his arms around his chest, and declared angrily: "My father's name is Qin Lichen, and Qin Luoxue is my brother."
Before we could come to our senses, he clenched his little fists and slammed the door, screaming loudly, waking up the janitor, who was napping.
The two family members woke up irritably and saw that it was a child calling the mountain gate, and they were immediately angry. The two rolled up their sleeves, picked up the placket of the little papaya, and said fiercely: "Where did the little ghost come from, don't look at what kind of place this is, and dare to come here to spread wild, I think you are tired of being crooked."
"Stop!"
The two were about to teach a lesson, but fortunately Yunkang drank it in time.
The family of the Duke of Qin naturally recognized Yun Kang, and he also recognized me, and even more so Yu Gui behind us, he was stunned when he heard this, and quickly let go.
Yu Gui slowly stepped forward and grabbed the papaya, raised his eyes and glared, their faces turned white for a moment, and they quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
"The crown princess forgives her sins, but the villains are clumsy and can't greet you in time. Wanwang Crown Princess should not be like a villain. ”
Yu Gui knows how to put up a shelf best, his mouth is not open, his eyes are not glancing, and it makes people tremble just standing there.
She coughed and said coldly: "What are you doing in a daze, don't pass on the news that your family lord came out to greet you."
The two families were released, wiped their sweat, and rushed to spread the word non-stop.
Shaoyan, the door of the Qin Mansion was in an uproar, and a bunch of people came out of the Haohao soup.