Chapter 343, Bathing [Second Update]
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Opening their eyes again, they came to the closed laboratory of the Xishan Experimental Base.
It's back!
The last time I came back, Qin Kun, Wang Gan, and Chu Qianxun all made the secret room exude a disgusting smell, this time, there were a total of 18 people, and the sour feeling of being in a closed laboratory for ten days was spicy.
The life-sustaining blood lotus lamp was already very weak and almost extinguished, and the mirage talisman on the wall turned into flying ashes. Eighteen welcoming corpses closed their eyes weakly when they saw them return.
"Ah——!!!!!h
In the closed laboratory, several girls let out a scream that pierced their eardrums, one after another, one after another, one after another, Qin Kun felt that the glassware in the closed laboratory was about to explode.
At the same time, Wang Gan's frightened voice then sounded: "Ah donkey! You're pulling your pants!! ”
Zhao Feng, the senior brother of Yulong Mountain, had red cheeks: "Nonsense!! ”
Rao is the most indifferent Xu Facheng in the past, and Nie Yuxuan, who only cares about drinking, can't help but speak.
"Five turbid worlds, five turbid worlds......"
"Qin Heigou, is there any place to take a bath? Find me another pot of bar......"
……
The cries for bathing came and went, and I don't know how many people pulled their pants...... Ten days of secretions, even if it is sweat, I am afraid that the stench of gathering will make people heart-wrenching and unable to breathe.
West Hill Experimental Base, public bathhouse.
Standing under the shower, Qin Kun rinsed off the mucus all over his body and rubbed off the dead skin, it was so refreshing, at this moment, it really felt like he was reincarnated and reborn.
The bathhouse is very large, and it is rare to see it full.
At the end of this walk with Qin Kun, everyone's first feeling was that it was good to be able to take a bath.
It's night, the bathhouse is dimly lit, Qin Kun rinsed off the foam on his body, and looked back at Niu Meng suspiciously: "Which bath do you take?" ”
Next to Qin Kun, Niu Meng was playing shampoo and soap in a learned manner, and humming an unknown song, looking very happy, Qin Kun was a little incomprehensible, does the ghost still need to take a bath?
"Brother Kun, don't you know that cows like water?"
"Didn't you say last time that you were afraid of water?"
"I'm talking about not being able to swim, and being afraid of water are two different things......" Niu Meng corrected in a serious manner.
Damn, I'll take this reason.
Qin Kun turned his head: "Peel the skin, you are covered in blood, what kind of bath are you taking?" ”
The skinning ghost is like an old oilman: "Brother Kun, I haven't felt water for a long time." I just came back from the underworld, and I washed away my bad luck. ”
Bad luck your grandmother's legs, you are covered with bad luck, can you wash it off?
Seeing the skinning ghost rinsing his own human skin, smelling it while washing it, Qin Kun felt uncomfortable.
Qin Kun turned his head again, next to Niu Meng, the water monk didn't know when he learned to whistle, and he was comfortable taking a bath.
"Ah Shui, you ......"
The water monk said: "Amitabha, Brother Kun, the poor monk's law is called 'water', it's not too much to take a bath, right?" ”
That's not too much......
"But do you need shampoo?"
The water monk was stunned for a moment, and said the same, so he smeared the shampoo on the eyes of the smiling ghost.
"Something! I can't see! ”
The water monk flicked his fingers, and the towel around the smiling ghost's waist fell to the ground.
The water monk was surprised: "Oops! Little ghost, you're *** exposed! ”
"Not really!!" The smiling ghost yelled loudly.
The other ghosts in the bathhouse made a noise, and Qin Kun covered his forehead.
Since the end of the mahjong craze, the first public pastime of his men, it seems that they have enjoyed the second public pastime, bathing......
Next to him, the headless ghost walked over, and a voice came from his chest: "Brother Kun, I also want to make shampoo......"
Qin Kun saw the big scar on this guy's neck, and said regretfully: "Headless, let's go to the next life...... Otherwise, I'm sorry for your name. ”
Headless Ghost: "......"
The washing here was cheerful, and Wang Gan's side erupted into a huge resistance: "Qin Heigou!" Bring your female ghost back! ”
Qin Kun walked to the row next to him and found Wang Qian covering his chest, and there was a female ghost sitting on the wall, dressed in bright red wedding dress, smiling smartly, with bright eyes and bright teeth.
"Wedding dress, come down! What are you messing around? ”
"I don't! Why can you all take a shower? ”
No way!
"Did I say you couldn't wash it?"
"Huh?"
All the onicha opened their eyes wide and held their breath.
Wedding Ghost: "......"
Qin Kun coughed dryly: "If you think the eyes of this group of guys are more dirty, can't you go to the women's bathhouse?" ”
Fortunately, it was not Qin Kun's ghost who was not worried, and the others were also confused.
Nie Yuxuan and the giant stone ghost covered in ash, the master and servant are quite harmonious.
Peach Blossom Eyes and the blood widow who wore linen and filial piety were not very harmonious, and the blood widow viciously commented on the figure of the Taoist master in the men's bathhouse, which simply offended people. Peach Blossom Eyes wanted to cry without tears, and hurriedly apologized to everyone, the previous Douzong was arrogant, and I don't know where I lost it.
When it was Li Chong's turn, Qin Kun simply saw a pervert with a ghost on his body.
Li Chong carried a female ghost on his back, and the curse ghost hung on Li Chong's body very affectionately, rubbing the foam on Li Chong's hair, Li Chong smoked a cigarette, pretending to be indifferent, and the ambiguous posture of the two made people get goosebumps. Who knew that the big brother of the underworld in Linjiang City had this habit......
Xu Facheng's ghost is a peach tree ghost, and the form of the ghost still has tree bark, but it looks very gentle. But he prefers to turn into a peach tree, which grows on the floor and flushes comfortably.
The ghost is a starving ghost with a big belly, except for a big belly, everything else is skinny. This guy is not here to take a bath, he is here to drink water, Qin Kun saw that he was drinking from the beginning, it has been 5 minutes, and the movement of raising his head has never changed.
Cui Honghu's ghost is a three-eyed ghost, two eyeballs have been gouged out, and the vertical eye in the middle is still there. Qin Kun also saw it for the first time, and there was a ghost washing his eyes......
Han Yao is a charred corpse, Zhao Feng is a black silk ghost, Zhao Feng's junior brother Qiu Longtai and the little brother surnamed Mo are a water monkey and a messy ghost. The Miao boy Zou Jingqian is a half-snake ghost.
"Master Kong, what are you doing?"
Shi Weitian, the junior brother, has quite good skills, Qin Kun specially branded him with ten death marks, and there is a big altar next to him. Master Kong opened the lid of the jar, and it was dark inside.
Seeing Qin Kun coming, Master Kong raised his head with a wry smile: "Senior Brother Qin...... My ghost almost ignored me......"
Holy......
Qin Kun couldn't cry or laugh, this ghost Qin Kun had seen it, he was a ghost in an urn, and he usually stayed in a closed big jar. It seems that there is some mild autism.
"It's a disease, it's hopeless...... Take a good bath, and don't bring a crockpot into the bath in the future, otherwise there will be no one to eat the food you cook. ”
"Senior Brother Qin, I cook for ghosts......"
In the corner of the bathhouse, there is a burly figure, Lei Chen.
A soldier looked at his ghost suspiciously, very uncomfortable.
"Qin Kun, what should this guy do?"
In order not to let himself go crazy, Lei Chen never looked at the system in his head, to be honest, he really didn't have any curiosity, he just felt that he was a psychotic now!
However, this ghost calls himself the master, and Lei Chen can't bear to keep a straight face.
Qin Kun turned his head and saw a eunuch ghost, to be honest, he was also very sympathetic to Lei Chen.
"Master, you can ...... the slave family as much as you want"
The two words of slave family, as well as his delicate demeanor, finally touched Lei Chen's bottom line, Lei Chen closed his eyes, feeling the malice brought by this system: "Where are you going back and forth." ”
Like a lightning strike!
The eunuch was stunned, then sobbed, and threw his handkerchief into Qin Kun's arms.
"Lord Qin......"
Qin Kun's backhand was a slap: "Get out." ”