Chapter 463: Talking about the Water Margin [Third Update]
Everyone is now eager to worship Ye Qiu as a god, and when they heard Ye Qiu want to speak at this time, they naturally cheered.
"Oh, what kind of person is this person that Mr. Ye admires?"
"Must be a hero!"
Ye Qiu drank another scoop of wine, shook his head and said with a smile: "I can't say it when I respect it, this guy has a mixed reputation, it's true that he is easy to make friends, but his means of making friends are a bit cheating!"
As soon as Ye Qiu said this, everyone's interest increased.
"Mr. Ye, come on, don't hang people's appetites!"
"What the hell is this character, see if I've heard of it?"
Ye Qiu laughed, his momentum suddenly rose, like a gathering of wind and clouds, and Lang Sheng said: "Since you want to hear it, I will tell you the heroic anecdote of the eight hundred miles of water on this Liang Mountain, and it is also the generous tragedy of this hundred and eight heroes gathering together! The person I want to talk about is the leader of this!"
"Good!"
"I'll hear you!"
Ye Qiu's expression was full, drunk and hearty, but his speech was clear.
"It is said that this Song Huizong is greedy for pleasure, misuses the traitor Cai Jing as his appearance, is poor and extravagant, expropriates and extorts violently, and the name of a hundred people is boring......"
Everyone was stunned when they heard it, they thought it was Mr. Ye's friends and the like, but they never expected it to be a historical figure, so they didn't have such a big interest.
However, at this time, Ye Qiu spoke with relish, but everyone was embarrassed not to listen, he was already a little sleepy after three rounds of drinking, and now it was a half-literate and half-white history lesson, which made everyone a little drowsy, so they had to pretend to listen carefully.
Only a middle-aged man in a suit sitting in another corner listened carefully, and the more he listened, the brighter his eyes became.
Although Ye Qiu was drunk, his ability to perceive people's hearts was not lost, and he could naturally see that the diners below were all listening carelessly, and the more than two hundred people could only listen to what he said with five fingers.
And if everyone listened attentively, then the pretending value should have arrived a long time ago.
Ye Qiu was secretly angry in his heart, damn it, let Lao Tzu speak, but Lao Tzu is spitting here, but you are dozing there, are you teasing Lao Tzu?
But his story is not told well, and he can't attract people, because he has no ability, and it is not Ye Qiu's character to attack at will.
Ye Qiu's temperament came up, damn, I don't believe it, this classic that has been passed down in China for hundreds of years can't attract you illiterates?
Suddenly quickly skip the boring bridge section in front of you and get straight to the point.
"It is said that Nalu Tisha and Shi Jin, eating and drinking, but they heard a burst of crying and were not upset, this Luda is an impatient character, that is, he called people to ask, but it was a father and daughter who were bullied by that Zheng Tu and wanted to be slaves as concubines, so they were furious!"
As soon as this paragraph was spoken, there was an immediate reaction from below, and many people cheered up.
"Bastard! Bullying men and women, you should be beaten!"
"An official butcher is so arrogant, if the son still wants to get it?"
Injustices are in charge of injustice, and people who are involved in the rivers and lakes, even now, are all holding a heart of enthusiasm for the rivers and lakes, and when they hear that someone is bullying men and women, they are all indignant, and they have drunk a lot of wine, and they are all scolded.
Ye Qiu saw everyone's reaction, and his heart was also happy, it seems that this "Lu Ti Zhi punches the town of Guanxi" is really refreshing, that is, the tiger raised his throat and learned Lu Da's tone: "You two are here, and you will come when the restaurant goes to kill that guy!"
After speaking, he drank another scoop of wine, and everyone applauded.
"Good man, the road is uneven, it is the demeanor of our Jianghu people!"
"Go and kill that guy!"
However, some people were skeptical, shook their heads and said: "This man is a good man, but he is reckless, even if he kills people in the Song Dynasty, he will betray his life." ”
"Indeed, although this magistrate is not a big official, he is also an official, so I'm afraid there will be trouble!"
Even if there are people who oppose it.
"This kind of silver evil person, kill it, kill it, what do you do so much?"
Ye Qiu saw that the bottom began to quarrel, and he was happy in his heart, he was not afraid of controversy, but he was afraid that you would not react, so he continued to speak: "But the Tao is, this Lu Ti Zhi passed through this Li Zhong, and Shi Jin persuaded the two to settle Jin Laohan and Jin Cuilian, and fell asleep angrily, and directly rushed to send the two away early the next day to find that Zheng Tu." ”
Everyone's spirits have been lifted, and the secret path is coming!
Ye Qiu also looked at him with a fierce expression, like Naruda's angry appearance, and preached with a colorful voice in his mouth.
Ruda walked to the door and called out "Zheng Tu." ”
When Zheng Tu saw it, he saw that it was Lu Tiha, and hurriedly came out of the closet to sing, saying, "Ti Ha forgives sins." ”
So he called his deputy to bring a stool.
"Please be seated. ”
Luda sat down and said, "In accordance with the decree of the Minister: ten catties of fine meat, cut into a zi, and don't see a little fat on it." ”
Zheng Tu said: "Let's make it easy for you to choose a good one and cut ten catties." ”
Lu Ti said: "Don't wait for the pickles to do it, you cut it with me." ”
Zheng Tu said: "It's right for the villain to cut himself." ”
Ten catties of fine meat were picked from the meat table, and finely cut into the meat.
The shopkeeper wrapped his handkerchief and was coming to Zheng Tu's house to report about Jin Lao, but he saw Lu Tihe sitting by the door of the meat case, and he didn't dare to come over, so he had to stand far away and look under the eaves.
This Zheng Tu cut himself for half an hour, wrapped it in lotus leaves, and said, "Ti Ha, teach someone to send it?"
Luda said: "What to send! Stay! If you want ten catties of fat, don't see some fine ones on it, and cut them into cheeks." ”
Zheng Tu said: "But if you are talented, you are afraid that the house will be wrapped in wontons;
Hearing Ye Qiu talk about this, someone had already reported it, and scolded with a smile: "This Lu Damo is not here to tease this Zheng Tu?"
"Haha, I think it's probably true, you need ten pounds of thin first, and you don't want to be fat, but what can you do with these ten pounds of fat meat?"
"This Luda is not so reckless, he knows how to provoke trouble and find trouble, if he comes up, he will start fighting, it is probably unreasonable, haha!"
"Is this reasonable? Haha, I want to see how this Ruda copies, and what is going to be done with these ten catties of fat?"
Ye Qiu saw that the atmosphere was hot, and those who didn't care about it just now also began to be attracted by Luda, a man who was thick and fine, and had a bit of hippie joy, and began to listen attentively.
Ye Qiu listened to everyone's discussion, and continued with a strange smile.
Luda opened his eyes and said, "Xianggong Jun will pay the restaurant, who dares to ask him?"
"Poof!"
Some diners who were drinking were directly squirted out of wine by Ye Qiu's words.
"Haha, this kind of explanation, there is really no one, what your master ordered, you have to cut it, and you have to cut it if you don't cut it!"
"This Ruda still has a bit of a playful temperament!"
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