Two hundred and one, it's a routine again
Blue Target, Lan Zhen's youngest son. One of the most troublesome existences in the entire Lan family. Learning literature, poetry and books are nonsense. Learn martial arts, the three-legged cat kung fu is still missing a foot.
Playing with some strange lewd skills all day long to plague the family members in the house, the most serious one was to make people jump from a tall building with three open umbrellas, which eventually caused the family to be unable to stand up to this day.
As for some of the maids in the house, he always had some strange things to "play" with. That's why the nickname of the Blue House* came about.
Yang Ze, who is the master of this person's hated and disgusted blue target target, has already been a popular figure in the Blue Mansion in less than half an hour......
The eaves of the painting building, the sound of the warbler is crisp. Adjacent to the bamboo window, Yaoqin Mimiyin......
"Miss, this is a poem sent by the housekeeper today. ”
A little maidservant placed a small handful of paper on the table. A graceful woman in front of the window slowly turned around after plucking the last note.
I saw that this woman looked like Lixiu, dignified and generous. Danfeng's eyes are small, Qiong's nose is small, and the cherry is small-mouthed, and the willow eyebrows are small. The two little dimples on the face are very cute.
Slender took the poems on the table and skimmed several in a row, and the disappointment was beyond words.
"Is that what those so-called geniuses are writing poems about? Either they are disease-free* or they are blowing the wind and the moon, and they are more self-pitying and self-pitying than their own little woman. ”
Lan Caidie looked at these sour poems, and the only remaining patience was about to be worn out. She shook her hand, and the papers were all thrown around.
The little maid on the side was startled, and quickly squatted down to clean up the scattered papers again.
Lan Caidie also knew that she had lost her temper just now, and picked up the piece of paper at the foot of the table with the little maid.
"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world, if the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight. ”
In just a few lines of poetry, Lan Caidie was stunned. A sublime view of love that is different from worldly grace is presented in front of you.
"Xiaoju, quick, go and ask the housekeeper, who wrote this poem, I want to meet him. ”
The blue butterfly seems to have finally found a small boat after drowning in the sea, and this urgent mood is indescribable. The little maid saw that the young lady was like a demon at this time, and she hurried to find someone in three steps and two.
At this time, the Blue Mansion was carrying out a search for the people. Because the poem was not signed, and the old private school teachers did not remember who was with whom because they had handled too many poems.
Therefore, more than 500 talented people who now live in Lanfu to participate in the recruitment conference were all recruited. The conference, which was originally scheduled to be held three days later, was brought forward.
And the initiator is now under the service of the blue target, leisurely eating side dishes and drinking wine. A sour garment was replaced by a gorgeous brocade.
Yang Ze, who is like a beautiful son, is really human-like at this time. It can be said that he has never been so chic and comfortable since he came to this world.
"Master, when will you start teaching my peerless spells! I can't wait!"
Blue Target looked like a dog's leg while pouring wine for Yang Ze while putting vegetables into his bowl. The little maids on the side were so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths.
Yang Ze raised his head and glanced at it, and after signaling everyone else to go out, the blue target quickly closed the door.
"Alan, I'll call you that way from now on. Your name is too spicy for the eyes. I don't know what kind of bad name your father drew at the beginning. ”
He didn't care what it was called, since he had seen an immortal once when he was a child, the idea of cultivating immortals had never been broken. As long as you can cultivate immortals, don't say it's called Ah Lan, it's okay to call it a cat or a dog.
"You can't learn the exercises I practice, because that's a collection of all coincidences. In layman's terms, it's shit luck. As for how to teach you, I have another choice. ”
I saw that the rabbit that had been lying on the bed and sleeping was rudely pulled over by Yang Ze and thrown in front of the blue target.
"Master, you're not going to ask this rabbit to teach me, are you?"
Blue Target jokingly tried to ask Yang Ze, who was gnawing on the chicken leg on the side, but he didn't expect him to nod with great certainty.
"He's my brother, strictly speaking, I started cultivating immortals through the cheats he wrote. So he taught you that's more than enough. ”
Yang Ze didn't wait for him to react before he continued to explain.
It's okay if this is not explained, but once the blue target is explained, the whole person is blinded. Just before he came back to his senses, the donkey next to him swept over with a paw.
"Bastard, it's your luck that I'm willing to teach you. still looks like the boss is unwilling, see if Lao Tzu doesn't smoke you to death. ”
"Rabbit...... Rabbit...... Rabbits can talk!"
I thought that Ah Donkey's sudden opening would scare the blue target indistinctly, but I didn't expect that this guy's natural nerves would instantly turn his attention to the study of this talking rabbit, and the question of the apprenticeship just now had already been left behind.
"Little Master...... Little Master...... The eldest lady's recruitment meeting has begun, do you want to take a look?"
A small guy knocked on the door, cautiously asking behind the door. At this time, Yang Ze remembered that this Blue Mansion really had a burden.
"I don't know if that guy Yang Yang can hold the beauty? It's okay to go and see it, anyway, if you're idle, you're idle. ”
So under the leadership of the blue target, Yang Ze came to the middle hall of the Blue Mansion under the gaze of many disdainful eyes.
When I entered the door, I was stunned by the gorgeous decoration style of the Lan family. The sandalwood furniture alone is worth a lot of money, not to mention the enamel porcelain on the shelves.
The hall is very large, to be precise, it can't be said to be a hall at all, this is actually an indoor square. A large square that can accommodate several hundred people at the same time.
We don't understand the world of rich people, and we don't know why the Lan family built such a big square in their own home. And in Yang Ze's opinion, it seems that this has just been completed. When Yang Ze swept to a goal in the corner of the hall, everything suddenly made sense.
"I didn't expect this football culture to spread so quickly, and it really doesn't matter what era or region is!"
Yang Ze was still sighing here, and at this time, the original housekeeper on the stage had already signaled everyone to be quiet. I saw a woman with a tulle coming up from the backstage. The hall fell silent.
Lan Caidie, who had just come to the front of the stage, saw the blue target in the crowd at a glance, and at this time, her entire brow was wrinkled. When everyone saw that the beauty was sick, they all followed her gaze and locked on to Yang Ze and Blue Target.
Looking at the excitement, there is no one except Yang Ze who sees himself as lying down, it seems that this beauty is angry, and he, a passerby, has to be cut by a thousand knives.
Thirty-six strategies are the best policy, Yang Ze knows that he may be hated again, so it is better to leave. But by this time the two doors of the hall had already been closed.
Now I have to bite the bullet and watch this excitement under the sharp eyes of everyone.
Suddenly, a long roll fell from the high beam on the stage. The seven big characters of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing in the book: the golden wind and jade dew meet.
This poem is from the first line of a wonderful poem, who can match the remaining three sentences, then congratulations, Miss Lan Caidie will personally set up a banquet in Dieyun Pavilion. ”
The butler's few short words made the people present explode. Most of the people in the audience have been studying since childhood, although they dare not say that they are rich in five cars, and there are always four and a half cars.
But no one can figure out where the verse written on the long batch came from.
"Could it be that this poem was written by Miss Lan?"
There are not a few people who have this idea, but since this is done by Miss Lan, how can everyone in the audience know about it. It must be that the people in the audience will continue this sentence.
Everyone was bustling with different opinions, but no one dared to try it.
"What's so hard about taking this poem!"
Such arrogant words immediately attracted everyone here. Yang Ze also heard the prestige, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance. It's not the enthusiastic young man Yang Yang who brought Yang Ze to the Blue Mansion in the first place.
"Can you take this poem?"
At this time, more than one person questioned Yang Yang. Among them, the two scholars who scolded the street in front of the Blue Mansion were among them. And they were the ones who took the lead at this time.
"I can't take this poem......"
"I can't catch what you say!"
At this time, the coaxing was even louder, and most of them had a tone of disdain. Even the eyes of the blue butterflies on the stage were attracted by this scene off the stage.
"But I know who can take it, and he's here now. ”
Yang Yang's gaze looked directly at Yang Ze!
"Holy shit! This pit doesn't carry this, does it!"
Yang Ze didn't expect Yang Yang to look honest, in fact, he was a standard excavator, specializing in digging pits!
Everyone looked at Yang Yang's eyes and found that what he was referring to was the person that Miss Lan didn't like just now, and they immediately understood.
These two must have planned it, and this singing and harmony was just to attract attention for grandstanding. They should have had a relationship with Miss Lan, and the reason why they don't like it is because they are so jumpy.
"If you can match this poem, the five hundred taels of silver will be yours. If not, then please go and perform elsewhere, we have no shortage of actors here. ”
is still those two scholars, Yang Ze originally came to see the excitement, but he didn't expect the poem he plagiarized when he entered the door to appear here. In line with the tenet that more things are better than less things, it is just that you don't know how to come out.
But Yang Yang, the damn excavator, dug a big hole for himself, and now there are two mad dogs to mischievous. Yang Ze, who was angry, gritted his teeth and took the bet.
"Since you're going to play, don't blame me.
I don't want a silver ticket, but if I can catch it, you two can just learn a few dog barks and crawl out of here. And vice versa. ”
The stakes are big, the money is small, and the face of the scholar is very precious. Looking at Yang Ze's hanging appearance, the two scholars didn't believe that he could receive the poems on the long batch at all. thinks that Yang Ze is just playing tricks to bluff them.
"Okay, then it's a word, and everyone present can testify. ”
That's it, the very routine Dick Silk counterattack and slap face plot is formed very speechlessly......