One

What do you think is the greatest evil of human nature?

A few nights ago, I opened a black ranking with my friends, and met a self-aiming plug-in opposite, and our heads were blown up, and we were so angry that we couldn't do it, so we typed and scolded on the public screen, and asked the other party's teammates to cooperate with the report.

The other teammate's teammates didn't speak, that made us lose, and the black voice was full of scolding, saying that the person who opened the hang should really be Sima and the like, and said that the other people on the other side were also stupid, so they didn't want to help report it, and the conversation was full of a sense of justice.

However, the next one, the plug-in was with us.

There was a sudden silence in the voice, and when choosing a hero, several people let the plug-in choose first, and they all seemed to have forgotten that the last one had scolded each other. When the public screen on the other side came over, no one spoke.

So I reported it again, and this time, it was disconnected before I finished playing, and we lost another wave of points, and when I told my friend that I had reported it, he asked me if I had a brain problem.

You see, we're always like that.

We spurn the act of cheating, but when your teammate is a cheat, you suddenly have nothing to do with yourself, and secretly rejoice that you have won this game to see if the opponent can team up.

We spit on the big brother of the tattooed society, but you happen to know a snake who can cover you, you walk with the wind, and you won't be bullied in this area.

We spurn corrupt officials, but we give you a chance to go through the back door, and you feel how lucky you are when you look at those who go back and forth for a job of official business.

How many people around you have walked through the back door and happily shared with you how fast they worked?

How many of the same unspoken events have you been around, but in the end the other person is really doing well?

We spit on cheating, but give you a chance to cheat without loopholes in a good university, more than a hundred times better than your rotten three books, will you expose it to the media?

We spurn Baidu, but if you become Robin Li, you can see that black money can come so quickly, as long as you have a clear conscience, you can make the company millions more income, do you do it?

We spit on the unspoken rules of college, but if you become that professor, you see so many girls volunteering to give you their lives, and other professors of the same age around you are doing the same thing or even more than you, do you want to go?

We spurn the need to close the country and close the Internet. But if you become a leader, you look at so much once sensitive content, and look at it that this could trigger an unprecedented crisis, do you turn it off, or not?

We spurned social software to withdraw the hot search blocking incident, but let you become the boss, after you are ordered by a few people who can crush you to death in a few sentences or two, which one will you choose between money and justice in the future?

It is not the unjust system itself that people are angry about, but that they are not the beneficiaries of the unfair system.

Therefore, people only shout the slogan of injustice and freedom when they are violated.

But I never thought about it,

Who are the initiators of these ugly and corrupt things?

Not a single drop of rain would be blamed for the flooding.

Source: Zhihu

Author: Curator Apan

Two

Have you ever seen parents "amazed" your education?

1.

A few days ago, the eldest son found out that the first thing his father did when he got home from work every day was to kiss his mother, so he imitated it.

The gentleman told him that he could kiss his mother's face, but not his mouth. The child asked why?

Mr. said that because the mouth is a part that only a couple can kiss.

The child immediately asks what a partner is.

The gentleman thinks about it for a while and says slowly: When you grow up, you will meet a girl or boy who you like very, very much, she or he likes you very, very much, and she or he is your partner.

The child was a little stunned after listening to a lot of she and he, scratched his head and ran away.

Later, I complained to Mr., is it necessary to explain so complicated, wouldn't it be better to use the general term (person) directly?

He said confidently: Because there are two possibilities. I want him to understand that heterosexuality, homosexuality, are normal and natural choices, and that no matter which one he is, we will always love him.

I said: That's true, but after all, same-sex marriage in Australia is legalized, and these sexual concepts should be taught to him by his future school and social media. It's embarrassing for him to talk about this at such a young age...

Mr. said with deep meaning: Law is one thing, concept is another. Maybe our child is not a weak person, but there are always classmates and friends around him who will. And we use the concept of love and equality to nourish the child from an early age, and when he grows up, he will treat others with the same attitude.

After all, we are not only the guardians of our children, but also the guardians of all the children in the world.

Me: Moved for a second

2.

On the fifth wedding anniversary, I gave my husband a smart watch, waterproof step counting, the kind that costs a few hundred yuan.

In the evening, when the husband helped the eldest son to take a bath, the four-year-old son pointed to his wrist and asked, "Dad, what is this?"

The gentleman said: This is my new watch, is it good-looking?

The son nodded and said, "Good-looking!"

The gentleman said happily: I also think it looks good, I like it very much. Because it was given to my father by my mother.

The son asked again: Why did your mother give you a gift? Is Daddy celebrating his birthday?

The gentleman thought for a while, smiled and said: It's not a birthday, it's an anniversary to celebrate love. Mom loves Dad as much as she loves you and loves her brother. When a person gives you a gift out of love, it is the best gift in the world!

3.

My husband and I belong to a charity that donates monthly to poor children in Southeast Asia to improve their living conditions and educational resources. The amount of money is not much, and the emphasis is on the long flow of water.

Once, when I received a thank-you postcard from a child I was helping, my son happened to see it and asked him, so I explained it to him in simple words.

After hearing this, my son said to me: I also want to help the children, and I also want to donate money so that they can drink clean water, play with toys, and read storybooks.

I was going to say that it's good that you have this idea, but you're too young to help.

Then my husband actually nodded and said, "Okay, but you have to donate your own money." Do you have any money?

The son looked confused and said no.

The gentleman pondered for a while, and then said solemnly: "Well, when I mow the grass in the yard every week, you help me pull the weeds, and in return for the work, I will give you a coin each time." So that you have money.

My son thought it was a good idea and was very happy.

The gentleman said, "If you have saved enough ten coins, give them to me, and I will donate half of them for you, and you can keep the rest, you can buy Superman eggs, or you can ride the coin-operated merry-go-round, all as you can arrange, how about it?"

The son was even happier and nodded again and again.

Now I've made seven bucks, stored in a candy box.

Source: Zhihu/Peach Crisp's Dream

Three

Halloween Eve is one of the busiest times for little witches.

At this time of year, she sneaks into the crowd and secretly casts a spell to remove the hats of people dressed as witches.

If a human holds the hat in place with a hairpin, the little witch will grit her teeth and make the last resort - to lure the human to bend down and jump up again to shoot down the opponent's witch hat.

People only thought that this was an accident, but they did not know that it was the bad intentions of the little witch.

The arrogant little witch rode on the broom: "Hmph, there can only be one witch tonight." ”

It's Halloween outside. The little boy put aside half of the pumpkin he had picked up and peered out through the crack in the wooden door. It's hilarious.

The little black cat, who had just been rescued by the little boy from the feet of a grumpy human, was crouching to the side, watching his movements warily.

The little boy walked back to the bed and pulled out a box from under the bed, which contained the long orange-red curls he had just pulled out of the trash can the other day, and a bunch of other things.

The little black cat looked at it curiously, then raised its head and walked away with great disdain.

The little boy was a little nervous.

He was a silent and inferior child, who used to just watch others play through the crack in the door.

This will be the first time he's going out on Halloween, dressed up as his favorite witch.

The little boy put on all the props and mustered up the courage to walk out of the room, and the little black cat followed.

The little boy was afraid that it would be stepped on, so he squatted down and picked up the little black cat and put it on his shoulder.

The little black cat fluttered and sat down, its paws nearly snatching the little boy's witch hat off.

The little boy didn't notice it.

He was excited and nervous as he shuttled through the crowd.

People greeted him: "Hi, little witch. ”

Say hello to the little black cat too: "Hi, little witch's cat." ”

The little boy prayed quietly.

Let's get a little longer into the night.

Otherwise, they would have found that the witch's pointed hat was made of black paper, and her long black robe was a ruined bed curtain, and even the broom she carried with her was tattered.

Just before the sun rises, let me be a witch for one night.

When the moon rises to its highest, the people in the streets disperse in twos and threes.

The little boy also returned home.

The homemade "witch's hat" was still on his head, and the little boy was already asleep contentedly.

The moonlight shone through the windows into the humble room.

The figure of the little black cat elongated in the moonlight, turning into a little witch with two pigtails.

"I said there can only be one witch tonight."

The little witch crouched down and replaced the paper hat on the boy's head with her own.

"So Happy Halloween." The little witch wrinkled her nose and turned back into a little black cat licking her paws.

"Meow."

CR: Patient Ali

Three

1.

Legend has it that a mermaid would appear behind the remote reef, and he would go there every day to wait.

Finally, one day, he saw the little mermaid with blond hair, blue eyes and a beautiful fishtail

From then on, he would always go and chat with the mermaid and talk about things that the little mermaid didn't understand.

This day is about "The Daughter of the Sea", in which the mermaid turns into a bubble.....

He closed the book and said to the Little Mermaid, "Is there anything you want to ask?"

The Little Mermaid thoughtfully said, "You just said that the mermaid would rather turn into a bubble on its own.... Is this a way to express your liking?"

He thought for a moment and nodded, "I think those bursting bubbles are full of unspoken love from the mermaid, but the prince can't hear it."

The Little Mermaid lies on the reef, spits out a super large bubble, and pokes it gently.

The bubble staggered in front of him, touched the corner of his mouth and burst with a clatter.

The Little Mermaid leaped into the sea, her blue eyes fixed on him, "Did you hear that?"

2.

I heard that a human had moved nearby, and the small animals took on the form of humans with various ears and tails to give gifts.

A young man with messy hair who had just woken up walked out and was a little surprised to see them.

After explaining their intentions, the little monsters lined up to give gifts.

The chipmunk burped and handed him a plate of sunflower seeds that he had eaten half of his own.

The sharp-eared fox pulls out an egg, but abandons it when he sees the Daddy Eagle looking for it.

The queue was too long, and the little hamster ran out of mana and changed back to its original form. He was so tired holding peanuts that he had just hidden them in his cheek when he was accidentally stepped on by Father Hawk, who was chasing the fox.

The young man picked it up as it lay on the ground, smiled and asked, "What kind of gift do you want to give me?"

The little hamster had just accidentally swallowed the peanut, and it pointed its little paw at its cheek and then at its belly in a panic, making a squeaking sound.

The young man rubbed its face and placed it on his shoulder, "Okay, I accept your offer."

- Weibo @ Patient Ah Li

Four

1. Little piggy who goes to bed early and wakes up early

Once upon a time, there was an endless prairie, and in that endless prairie, there was an endless forest.

In the big forest, there are three little pigs, they are the big pig, the second pig and one is called?

The third child is called Little Piggy.

Among the three of them, the big pig is very sloppy, does not wash his face or brush his teeth, and lies in bed every night as soon as it is night, playing with his mobile phone while smoking, and brushing Zhihu at station B and staying up until 2 or 3 o'clock before going to sleep.

The second pig likes to go to nightclubs, and he can't extricate himself from the times he moves, and often goes to dawn.

Little Piggy, after finishing his homework every day, goes to bed early and develops a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early.

One day, the weasel gang, an evil force in the Great Forest, decided to expand their business, and they thought about it and decided to sell pigs.

Because the pigs eat well and sleep late, they searched for the light at night, found the big pig, and then broke down the door and captured the big pig.

Later, when they went to the nightclub to celebrate, they met the two pigs who were jumping on the stage, and kidnapped the two pigs in the bathroom of the nightclub.

But they never caught the little piglets, because the little pigs went to bed early and got up early, and they couldn't screen the little pigs at all.

The big pig was sold to cut wood in the big forests of Southeast Asia, and the big pig was very desperate to look at the mountains of timber, and he couldn't escape in the mountains.

The second pig was sold to fish in the ocean, and he could only look at the endless sea and cry secretly.

Only the little pig who went to bed early and got up early finally got the second-level construction engineer certificate of the big forest because of his excellent academic performance and became a good socialist pig.

Years later, it wasn't until the weasel gang was caught that the big pig and the second pig were rescued, but their pig life was completely changed.

So honey, shouldn't we go to bed early and get up early like piglets?

Feed?

Good night, toot ......

Source: Windy No Cycling/Zhihu

Five

The little rabbit is sick, and the little animals in the forest care about her. After a day and a night of discussion by the party branch, everyone decided to hold a unique party for the little rabbit.

The little tiger has wanted to visit the little rabbit for a long time, but he has never been able to find a suitable reason. On this day, he got up early in the morning, secretly put on the suit of Tiger's father when he was a forest policeman, put on the big sunglasses sponsored by Brother Tiger's friendship, and before going out, he used YSL rabbit-colored lipstick to draw the king character on his forehead 3721.

Carrying a carrot gift bag, the little tiger ran to the rabbit's house in a hurry, but was stopped by Uncle Goat at the door.

"Your name?" Uncle Goat's face was expressionless.

"Big Tiger!"

"You can't go in, tigers are all fierce, what if you scare the little rabbits?"

The little tiger rolled, wagged his tail, learned to bark, and tried his best to do his best, but the goat uncle was still unmoved.

The little tiger got up from the ground and gently placed the carrot bag in the doorway, intending to turn away.

Suddenly, he remembered something, and quietly stood at the end of the line.

"Your name?" Uncle Goat's voice was lazy, and he didn't even raise his head.

"Cerebellar axe," he said angrily.

Source: Internet