Seeing that Gu Yutang deliberately distanced himself from him, Jiang Zhiming stepped forward, still unrelenting, "Silly girl, if you want to starve your husband to death, just say it!" Anyway, it's not once or twice that you murdered your husband, but this time you can rest assured, your husband won't grab food from you. ”

Jiang Zhiming was talking, and when Gu Yutang didn't pay attention, he quickly took a piece of bacon that had been roasted on the fire, and then stuffed it into his mouth with lightning speed. It's just that the barbecue is too hot, and Jiang Zhiming couldn't swallow it for a while, but puffed out his cheeks.

Gu Yutang glanced at it, and only felt that Jiang Zhiming's drum was like a fat-headed fish, a little funny. "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I look at this piece of meat, you can't bear it, it's better to spit it out quickly!"

Jiang Zhiming wanted to speak, but there was something stuffed in his mouth, no matter what he said, Gu Yutang only heard the three words "woo woo" and a series of bird words.

It wasn't until Jiang Zhiming completely swallowed that piece of meat that Gu Yutang completely heard what Jiang Zhiming was saying, "I have already eaten this piece of meat, where is the reason to spit it out." It's like my wife, I'm my person from now on, where can I let you run away from me?"

"Jiang Zhiming, don't scream, I'm not your person yet. There is neither the order of our parents nor the words of a matchmaker between the two of us, if you say a few words to like me, will I marry you? Jiang Zhiming, when are you capable enough, my mother has taken a fancy to you, you can prepare three books and six ceremonies, and carry a sedan chair to marry me! Gu Yutang turned around and handed a piece of roast meat roasted on the fire to Jiang Zhiming's hand, and then said lightly.

Jiang Zhiming knew that Gu Yutang also liked him in his heart, if it weren't for that, would he be able to easily call her so much Mrs.

It's just that his wife is a little girl with thin skin, so she is inevitably a little embarrassed, so she needs to take the initiative.

Jiang Zhiming took a bite of the barbecue meat handed over by Gu Yutang, and then said: "Since my wife needs the order of her parents, the matchmaker's words, the husband will definitely do it, and when the time comes, I will marry you on the orders of my mother, can you not obey?" The day I marry you, let alone an eight-lift sedan chair, even a sixteen-lift sedan chair, I also want you to sit on it. ”

"Don't be flamboyant, let's think about how we should get out of this bamboo forest! It's going to be the fourth watch soon, and after the fourth watch is dawn, if we can't get out after dawn, then we're really going to be trapped in it. We really died here, even if the corpses decomposed into water, and no one found out. Gu Yutang said, picked up the blue and white porcelain candlestick, and carefully looked at the furnishings in the room.

"My wife is really a dog who can't spit out ivory, and she says these depressing words every day. Even if the two of us really can't get out and die here, it will be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks. Now I can't tell if we can't get out, so I'll go to another room and see if there are any secret passages?" As soon as Jiang Zhiming's voice fell, he picked up the candle beside him and prepared to go to the next room for a walk.

"This is not the palace inside, where are there so many secret passages? Even if there is a secret passage in this bamboo house, after so many years, the dust inside will definitely choke you to death. You better go outside the bamboo hut and shout for help, maybe the people outside heard the sound and came in to save us. Gu Yutang said that he was going to drive Jiang Zhiming out of the bamboo house.

"My wife, where did the third watch drive out her husband in the middle of the night? Do you still have a conscience? What if I encounter some snakes, insects, rats and ants outside, and I get bitten and die? I don't want to go out, I want to go by yourself! Jiang Zhiming saw that the outside of the bamboo house was still dark, and there were one or two strange sounds from time to time, and Jiang Zhiming was also a little frightened in his heart.

Due to the unusually hot and humid room, Gu Yutang opened the only carved window of boxwood that was still intact, and was preparing to breathe.

In the night sky, there were no stars or moons, only dark clouds shrouded in them, and electric snakes were shining in the dark clouds. The whole land is already waiting for a storm to come!

Gu Yutang was still looking, and saw raindrops the size of beans falling from the sky, washing the ground with brushes and brushes, as if he wanted to clean all the unclean things on the ground again.

It was pouring rain outside, and it was drizzling inside the house, and she had already chosen a house with no broken tiles, but she still couldn't stop the storm outside, and the rain dripped down the cracks in the tiles.

Gu Yutang first asked Jiang Zhiming to climb on the beam and mend the hole in the broken roof with thatch piled on the ground, who knew that Jiang Zhiming not only did not make up for it, but also poked a bigger hole, and the rainwater flowed down this huge hole, forming a small waterfall, and the rainwater poured into the house at once.

Fortunately, Gu Yutang had a table next to her, so she stood up without thinking about it, and said to Jiang Zhiming, who also fled to the table for refuge: "Jiang Zhiming, you are already capable enough, I just asked you to make up a small gap, but you poked a big hole for me, making this house a water curtain hole!" Don't even think about sleeping tonight, just wait for a swim in the house! ”

There is a threshold in the house where Gu Yutang and the others are, and only after the water in the house overflows the threshold, the water in the house can be discharged. Otherwise, the water will remain in the house.

The furniture in the house is more than ten years old, and the texture is already very fragile, which is tantamount to adding insult to injury after being blistered. Gu Yutang was a little worried about whether the wooden table under her feet would suddenly collapse, in that case, she would really become a soup chicken.

"My wife, how do I know that the tile will shatter when I touch it, and I am not a mason, how do I do this kind of work to fill the gaps?" Jiang Zhiming stood beside Gu Yutang, tightened her hand, and complained a few words.

"Jiang Zhiming, it's not me who asked you to fill the gaps, it's you who volunteered to say that you did it before, and now that something has happened, you still want to put the blame on me, are you really capable?" Gu Yutang said, snorted lightly, and then turned his back and no longer paid attention to Jiang Zhiming.

Jiang Zhiming saw that Gu Yutang ignored him, he was a little unhappy in his heart, shook his body, and felt the wooden table under his feet shake a few times, and before Gu Yutang and Jiang Zhiming could react, the wooden table had already spread out, and the two fell into the water at a very fast speed.

"Jiang Zhiming, this is what you did! Are you deliberately trying to fix me, deliberately turning me into a soup chicken?" The water in the house was not deep, Gu Yutang fell, did not hurt his muscles and bones, and after choking a few mouthfuls of water, the whole person turned into a soup chicken, and the hairpin ring earrings on the bun were scattered all over the ground, looking extremely embarrassed.

Jiang Zhiming fell into the water, and the first thing he did was to help Gu Yutang, who was also soaked in the water, and went to the house next door that Gu Yutang had not cleaned to repair. After Jiang Zhiming lit a fire in the house, he dared to say: "Tang'er, I didn't mean to, how did I know that the table was so fragile?" I just shook my body on top and the table fell apart, how can I blame that?"

Jiang Zhiming said, and added a few firewood sticks to the fire, so that the fire could last until dawn.

"Intentionally or unintentionally, I've become a soup chicken, you are ready to wait for death!" Gu Yutang said, picked up a firewood root next to him, knocked Jiang Zhiming unconscious in an instant, and then dragged Jiang Zhiming to the corner.