"Oh, I'm so capable, I'll go back and try it out!"

The eldest lady trembled her hands, took the soul return talisman, and walked two steps before she remembered that she didn't give money, and turned around and said, "I'm old, I'm sorry, I almost forgot to give money, your soul return talisman shouldn't be cheap, right?" ”

Yang Rong saw that the eldest lady was so pitiful, and wanted to say "one hundred", but she didn't expect Jiang Feng to preemptively say: "Take it and use it, auntie, this charm doesn't cost money!" ”

Jiang Feng thought about it, two hundred yuan was a drop in the bucket for him, and he couldn't quench his thirst, but for the eldest mother, it might be a month's living expenses for the old couple, so he simply didn't accept it.

"Don't want money?" The eldest lady said, "How can you buy things without money, how can there be such a good thing in the world!" ”

Jiang Feng said nonsense: "You are our hundredth customer today, we have set it before, the hundredth customer will give away for free and do not charge money!" Go back, Auntie, slow down on the road and be careful of the vehicle! ”

The eldest lady believed it, but she still didn't leave, ran to Jiang Feng and Yang Rong, looked them up and down, and said, "Young man, little girl, hold your chest up, raise your head, and stretch your arms flat." ”

"What's wrong?" Jiang Feng and Yang Rong glanced at each other, a little confused, not knowing what the other party was going to do.

The eldest lady said: "I was a tailor when I was young, and I looked good when I made clothes, I will measure your body and turn around to make a dress for you!" ”

"No need, auntie!" The two said in unison.

The eldest lady was angry, and said with a face: "You look down on the eldest mother, are you afraid that the clothes I make are too dirty?" ”

"No, no!" Jiang Feng and Yang Rong laughed bitterly, so they had to raise their heads and stretch their arms flat.

The eldest lady stood behind the two and looked at it, and said, "It's okay, it's measured, put it down!" With that, he left.

Seeing the back of the eldest lady in the distance, the two were in a daze for a long time.

After a while, Yang Rong came back to her senses first, turned her face to look at Jiang Feng, her eyes were a little complicated, and said, "I can't see it, you are quite loving!" ”

Jiang Feng said: "It's not really, normal people should do this!" ”

……

After dark, there was no one near Chenghe, and the two of them put it until eight o'clock in the evening, sold it for a few hundred yuan, and finally closed the stall.

After buying the medicine, go back to the hotel.

Looking at the scattered income of a few hundred yuan, Jiang Feng felt heartache and sullenness.

Yang Rong said: "Don't look bitter and hateful, don't you just have money, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, don't worry too much!" ”

"Hmm!" Jiang Feng nodded fiercely.

After taking a bath, Yang Rong took the mortar and pestle to pound the medicine, and as soon as the medicine was mashed, Jiang Feng also came out after washing, with his upper body naked.

Yang Rong was already accustomed to this, pointed to the sofa, and said softly: "Come, lie down, give you medicine!" ”

Jiang Feng lay down as usual, but found that Yang Rong's method today was very unusual!

In the past, she applied medicine very casually, and her hands were too strong, but today, her technique is gentle and delicate, as if she is doing acupressure, and she has goosebumps when she touches it!

Jiang Feng's tiger body was shocked, and said: "You use a little force, big breasted sister, why is it like you haven't eaten, itchy!" ”

"Cheap bones! You think I'm too hard, right? Okay, then I'm going to do it! Yang Rong complained, gritted her teeth with hatred, and increased her strength in her hands.

"Oops...... Tap, tap! ”

"Don't touch it there, it hurts, sister!"

"Don't pinch my waist...... Eh...... You can't touch it there! Sister, sister, I surrender, ah...... Help......"

Jiang Feng begged for his own hardships, but he was screamed by Yang Rong, completely convinced, and no longer dared to give his opinions.

……

In the afternoon of the next day, after drawing dozens of talismans, the two came to the city and river again, but they didn't expect that today's business was not as good as yesterday.

It wasn't until it was dark that a van drove up.

Jiang Feng thought that he had come to business, but when he saw that all the fortune tellers in the vicinity had changed their expressions, they rolled up their bunks and ran away, and some of them didn't even want stalls.

"Run, the chengguan is here!"

The one who shouted was a "cripple" in his thirties, who had been pretending to be a disabled person to tell fortunes and cheat money, and now he finally couldn't pretend to be able to do so.

Seeing that Jiang Feng's pestle was not moving there, the "lame" said with concern: "Dude, don't pretend to be sick, run away!" ”

Of course, Jiang Feng also wanted to run, but the meridians had not been cured yet, so he didn't dare to exert his strength at all, and said with a wry smile: "You are fake lame, I am really lame!" ”

"Admire, admire, or you are dedicated! I even believe in it, and there will be a period later! ”

The "cripple" clenched his fists and burrowed into the opposite street.

……

Jiang Feng knew that he couldn't run away, so he simply didn't run, and finally was twisted by the two city managers and said, "Fine!" Two thousand! ”

"Tap it, don't touch him!" Yang Rong raised her eyebrows, snatched Jiang Feng from the hands of the two, protected her behind her, and said, "Please show your law enforcement card!" ”

"Yo, the liar still understands the law!" The two raised the electric baton in their hands and said, "This is the law enforcement certificate, do you want to try it?" ”

The two sides were at a stalemate when a black Audi A6L pulled up nearby.

The car door opened, and a middle-aged man in his forties wearing gold-rimmed glasses ran over in a hurry, it was Jiang Kun, who bought the golden gun yesterday.

I saw Jiang Kun roll up his sleeves, without saying a word, he slapped the two chengguan twice, slapped them dizzily, and shouted: "Damn, apologize!" ”

Jiang ...... Jiang Ju is good! ”

"I'm sorry, Jiang Ju!"

I don't know what the identity of this Jiang Kun is, anyway, when the two city managers saw him, they didn't dare to put a fart, bent down and bowed, and apologized again and again.

Jiang Kun raised his legs and feet again, kicked the two of them in place and rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, and said, "Damn, what kind of apologies to me, apologize to the master and the master!" ”

"Huh?"

"Master? Shitai? ”

The two city managers were stunned for a moment, and then realized that the two young men in front of them were actually friends of Jiang Ju!

The two glanced at each other, and quickly apologized to Jiang Feng and Yang Rong, with a humble attitude, and almost knelt.

"Master, I'm sorry!"

Jiang Kun held Jiang Feng's hand and said, "Why don't you ...... I'll give them a document from the urban management department and open these two unsightly boys? ”

"Forget it, you don't have to kill them all like this, it's all for your livelihood." Jiang Feng waved his hand, after all, as a sixth-rank martial saint, he would not be able to care about such a small character; Besides, these two people were also scared enough by Jiang Kun.

Jiang Kun kicked the two chengguan again and said, "Still not rolling?" ”

"Get out, get out, get out of ......" The two were relieved and hurriedly slipped away.

……

When there was no one nearby, Jiang Kun grabbed Jiang Feng's hand again, and said excitedly: "Master, God!" God! ”

Jiang Feng was full of confidence in his talisman, but Yang Rong was still a little worried, and at the same time very curious, he couldn't help but say, "What's wrong?" ”

Jiang Kun said: "After pasting your golden gun charm yesterday, I ...... It's really hard! It's been ten years, and I, Jiang Kun, have become hard again! I Yeon-yeon for a full hour last night, and now she is still lying in bed and can't get up, thank you so much for letting me experience what it's like to be a man again! ”

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