Chapter 61: The Machete

", it seems that the owner of this house was also a ruthless person in his life, and in order to keep the zombies alive, he actually stabbed himself to death with a screwdriver."

Looking at the dried corpse, Yang Xiao sighed and picked up the ***** on the ground, as soon as the handle of the knife was in his hands, the grip of the knife was upside down from other knives. I don't know why Wu Xiaojing is a little sad, maybe women are naturally sensual animals, and they actually think about the bitterness of the story.

"I feel that things should not be so simple, from the grief of this man before he died, it seems that he should have just experienced extremely painful torture, and felt that there was no point in living, so he chose to commit suicide. The female corpse in the staircase pavilion should be her daughter or something, and she looks like she has just grown up. ”

An intriguing analysis, but Yang Xiao was absent-minded, glanced at Wu Xiaojing, and said: "I don't rule out this possibility, the grief of killing his daughter with his own hands, as a father, I will definitely have a strong sense of guilt in my heart." It seems that the female corpse should have been hacked to death by this *****. It is rumored that ***** is a symbol of honor for every Gurkha soldier, and the scimitar recognized in the world as the most in accordance with the principles of mechanics! The names of the Gurkha soldiers were engraved on the back of each knife during the war, which accompanied them until their retirement. It's really better to see than to hear, and it's indeed a good knife. ”

Yang Xiao took the scimitar and observed it carefully, and the traces of time left on the curve recorded his history. Even if it has not been maintained for many years, it is still extremely sharp, and there is a string of incomprehensible words engraved on the back of the knife.

"It's terrible, I've seen this kind of scene in a movie before, and I haven't been able to feel the sourness in it. Today's encounter is really shocking, I can't imagine if one of us turned into a zombie, how would I do it. Shen Mingyu said with a sigh, biting her cherry lip with mixed feelings.

"Phew, as long as my brother lives for a day, he will never let this happen." Yang Xiao snorted and danced***** as if he was playing acrobatics, and after playing for a while, he finally shook his head a little interestedly.

"Forget it, it's not appropriate. Brother Xiong, this knife is for you, I can't use this thing. ”

Yang Xiao threw the ***** over, and Ye Zhenxiong, who was already full of interest, took the scimitar and held it heavily in his hand, as if exuding a force! Touching the cold blade, Ye Zhenxiong seemed to have met a long-lost friend, and he took a posture and waved a few knives, and the sharp blade cut out the cold light, which was extremely powerful when he looked at it!

"How's it going?"

"It's a good knife indeed." Ye Zhenxiong touched the knife and liked it very much.

"Definitely! It's definitely a good knife for you, but for me, I don't think it's as good as a pig-killing knife, and this scimitar belongs to you. Yang Xiao waved his hand very stinkily, in a word, it is not possible to appreciate beautiful things, it is better to be simple and rude.

"Haha, it's okay for you little rascal to play soft, you have to fight with a knife and a gun" Wu Xiaojing teased playfully, and she didn't know what she was hinting at.

"Look at you, brother, this is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and use wisdom to defeat everything!" Yang Xiao smiled and picked up a Cuban cigar that had been sitting for an unknown amount of time in the collection cabinet, found a cigar clip and put it in his mouth.

Shen Mingyu rolled his eyes speechlessly when he heard these stinky and shameless words, and he couldn't say a word the whole time.

"Come here! Goblin, light the cigar for my brother, let me also experience the feeling of a big boss. ”

Yang Xiao turned over and over, and finally found a lighter on the corpse and threw it at Wu Xiaojing. Wu Xiaojing, who took the lighter, cooperated with Yang Xiao to act, lowered her eyebrows and leaned over to light a cigar for him like a good daughter-in-law.

"Whew~ The cigar ordered by the beauty is fragrant, and the whole feeling is different when you smoke it."

The aroma of cigars permeated the collection room, gradually overshadowing the rancid stench emitted by the dried corpses, Yang Xiao took a few puffs, looked at the cigars very comfortably and said seriously: "Cigars are a treasure, it's a waste to put them away, bring them all to me!" This thing does not produce phlegm, and it has the effect of calming the mind, dissolving phlegm and relieving cough, which is really a must-have product for home travel! Come to the goblin, my brother's cigar will give you a mouth~"

"you!"

Wu Xiaojing was very embarrassed to put her big breasts on Yang Xiao's shoulders, looked at Yang Xiao's cheap face, danced her eyebrows and lowered her head shyly, and Yang Xiao smiled with a cigar and raised her eyebrows.

"It's... Filthy ......"

Shen Mingyu couldn't stand it anymore, and turned her head speechlessly to turn around and leave, but Yang Xiao took her into his arms with a big stride.

"What's the matter, Adult, are you jealous?"

Shen Mingyu was like a little fox who was caught by the tail, sticking to Yang Xiao's arms and struggling a few times, he rolled his eyes widely, and said: "Let go of your pig's trotters, we have nothing to do with each other, I don't understand why you think I'm jealous, I just think that there is this idle time, let's go find out if there are any supplies." ”

"Okay, what you said is not unreasonable, but how do I feel that when my brother fainted, you were crying profusely, and your little face was full of tears."

Yiyi, who was eating tomatoes on the side, hurriedly shook his little head and nodded: "Yes, Brother Xiao, how do you know." When you fainted, Sister Yu cried so much that we couldn't persuade her. ”

"Yiyi!"

Shen Mingyu's lie was exposed, and he always glanced at Yi Yi embarrassedly, so that Yi Yi hurriedly covered his mouth.

"Tsk ~ strong woman, duplicity, it's really boring." Yang Xiao touched his chin and groaned, making Shen Mingyu very embarrassed to break free from his embrace.

Inside the house, the five of them searched separately, ransacked it, and rummaged through every corner of the house. In the kitchen, Yang Xiao found a cook's boning knife to arm himself, this kind of boning knife is sold on the market, although it is very ordinary, but it is the most effective for killing living corpses, and it is absolutely useful to stab the brain.

Wu Xiaojing, who ran to the warehouse, found a shovel out of nowhere and swaggered it on his shoulder. And Shen Mingyu, churning in the toolbox, took a hammer, a wrench, a screwdriver, a vice or something and hung it on her body, people didn't know and thought she was going to repair the car......

The most casual Yiyi, with tomatoes in his pocket, has never stopped his mouth since just now......

", everyone, come here! There were cans, eggs and milk in the fridge! ”

Yang Xiao opened the refrigerator in the kitchen, and the refrigerator that had been frozen was full of eggs and canned food. Yiyi, the little girl, was not far from Yang Xiao, and as soon as she heard that there was something to eat, she immediately volunteered to run with her hands held high.

"Brother Xiao, give me one, give me one, and I'll eat it too."

"Hmm~ cool!" Yang Xiao grabbed an egg and smashed it into his mouth to eat it raw, and sighed with a self-sang: "Don't worry, this is canned food, let's eat it first, and take it away after a while." ”

An excited little face leaned in front of the refrigerator, and the densely packed refrigerator was full of canned luncheon meat and eggs, as well as two bags of moldy bread.

The aroma of luncheon meat fills the air. The elated Yiyi threw all the tomatoes, and the five-clawed golden dragon dug up the pieces of meat and stuffed them into his mouth, naturally eating like a hungry ghost, and kept nodding and muttering: "It's so delicious, it's delicious, it's finally meat, these days I eat potato chips and instant noodles, and my chest is almost starving." ”

"Haha!" Yang Xiao's eyebrows fluttered and glanced at Yiyi's chest, and said, "Little baby, isn't it still big, we have eaten the most these days, and it is Shen Mingyu who wants to be flattened first." ”

Yiyi's mouth was full of luncheon meat, grabbed a bottle of milk and swallowed it: "Sister Yu is naturally beautiful, she loves a slender figure, I'm different, I want to eat more." ”

"Eat too fat, be careful that zombies are the first to bite you." Yang Xiao smiled and scared her, but he dupliously stuffed the cans into her pocket, for fear that she would starve this "mascot". If it weren't for Yiyi's limited mouth, I'm afraid he would be able to swallow the whole can.

Mei Zizi eats canned food, and Yi Yi is the one who is satisfied. However, while eating, the little ladies suddenly stopped their greasy mouths and looked straight behind Yang Xiao.

"What's wrong? Swallowed? Yang Xiao asked with some curiosity.

"I didn't ...... Brother Xiao, what is that black and long thing behind you......" Yiyi, who was full of suspicion, looked intently at the sterilizer, and swallowed the food in his mouth in a little cute.

Something black and long? Yang Xiao's evil mind immediately appeared with that ugly thing, put aside the dirty thoughts and turned back, and sure enough, in the gap of the disinfection cabinet one meter behind him, a black and long tail was perpendicular to the marble steps in mid-air......

Before Yang Xiao could see what it was, the little black tail retracted, like a clever little snake.

Yi Yi instantly understood, her beautiful eyes widened in confusion, and she howled, "Ah! Brother Xiao, that. That's a rat!! ”

"Mouse!? Where did the rats come from!? ”

Shen Mingyu and Wu Xiaojing were just about to walk into the kitchen outside, and when they heard that there were mice, they were so frightened that they changed color suddenly! Hurriedly hid behind the floor-to-ceiling window, the little lady who was not afraid of the zombie apocalypse, heard that the cockroaches and mice were too scared.

"Ahh It's hiding behind a sterilizer, it's a big mouse! ”

Yi Yi screamed as she ran, grabbed the can in her arms and rushed out of the kitchen, poking her little head out in fear, for fear that the rats would steal her food!

Yang Xiao didn't pay attention at first, and suddenly remembered a few bitten tomatoes on the roof of the building, and when he looked back, it turned out to be the work of this big mouse!

Ye Zhenxiong hurriedly ran into the kitchen, picked up the pan and cutting board, and was about to go to "fight to the death" with the mice. However, Yang Xiao, who stepped forward, hurriedly stopped him!

"Wait, Brother Xiong! Don't kill it! ”

"Ah, Yang Xiao, don't you kill it and keep it for the New Year, Brother Xiong, kill it! Don't let it run away......" Shen Mingyu shouted anxiously, for fear that the little mouse would jump out and crawl on them, and he didn't understand why Yang Xiao was protecting this mouse.

Yang Xiao smiled bitterly and hurriedly explained: "Grass! Don't worry, listen to me first! This rat is of great value to us and cannot be killed......"

Value? What is the value of a mouse, the girls were stunned, and they all retorted. However, Yang Xiao didn't care at all, half-squatted down, aimed at the gap in the disinfection cabinet, waved his hand and said, "Brother Xiong, don't you still remember the "Burj Khalifa" in the urban village?" ”

"Burj Khalifa?"

"Alas, it's the one-pillar rental house, the house that is in the way of us!" Yang Xiao gestured greatly, dancing with his hands and feet, and his words were very vivid.

Only then did Ye Zhenxiong come to his senses and said, "I remember, you also asked me about that house at that time, but what does this mouse have to do with the high house?" ”

"You don't understand, this rat must have been sent by heaven to save us." Yang Xiao's absurd words were shocking, and several girls rushed to scold him for being insane.

"What are you excited about, listen to me first. Think about it, there are so many zombies living in that tall house, what would happen if we hastily climbed over the windowsill of the rental house!? ”

"Attracting zombies?" Yi muttered as she ate greasy food.

"It's fine!" Yang Xiao gave a thumbs up to praise Yiyi, and then continued: "Then what is the function of this mouse!?" ”

"I see, you're trying to distract the zombies with this rat!"

Ye Zhenxiong quickly understood Yang Xiao's thoughts, and it can be said that he has a heart.

"Alas, it's still Brother Xiong, you know me. That's why I said, this rat must have been sent from heaven to save us! ”

Ye Zhenxiong suddenly nodded in understanding, I see, if you can really catch this mouse and throw him into the rental room, with the cleverness of the mouse, you will definitely be able to attract zombies to run around!

Everyone understood, and after listening to the noisy scolding just now, they were impressed by this little mouse, and they had to admire Yang Xiao's ghost ideas.

"Why didn't you say it earlier! I thought you were the protector of the Lord and blamed you for it, but I didn't expect you to be quite smart as a stinky rascal. ”

"Grass~ Why did it come to my head, you girls have long hair and short vision, and you are very short-sighted, which almost killed our savior."

Yang Xiao said helplessly, and closed the floor-to-ceiling window of the kitchen, for fear of being run away by this life-saving straw. In the crowded kitchen, the mouse-catching plan was about to start, and the three girls were lying on the glass floor-to-ceiling window and looked at the kitchen curiously, wanting to see how Yang Xiao caught this clever mouse.