At night, lightning and thunder thunder in the sky.

In a remote alley, a truck driver just got out of the car and was stunned by the scene in front of him, and he didn't notice that half of the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

A naked man squatting on one knee and half on the ground, looking like a Hong Kong Island Terminator, is this playing cosplay?

Li Ling's consciousness woke up, slightly surprised, hey, why is it a little cold?

WTF！ What's going on? Robbed? Didn't even leave a pair of pants for the robbery? It's crazy!

A burst of information came from the system in his mind, which made Li Ling understand the current situation.

He is now He Jinyin, and the reason why he is clean and slippery now is that in the original plot, He Jinyin gave all the clothes on his body to a ragged scavenger.

"I'm Nima!!"

Li Ling scolded, he only felt funny when he watched the movie, but now the protagonist has become himself, which makes him want to cry without tears.

Rustling, a sound of footsteps sounded not far away, and Li Ling vaguely saw two men in police uniforms walking towards this side. This is the police who He Jinyin reported after he had no clothes, and the police are coming over now.

Let's go, I don't want to be treated as a psychopath, and I want to be caught in the police station as an exhibitionist who obstructs official business.

Quickly away from this nightmare place, Li Ling walked all the way in a hidden place, not letting others see him, he never dreamed that he would also run naked one day.

The face is calm, and the heart is MMP! This is Li Ling's current situation.

Li Ling was careful all the way, for fear of being seen, and slowly leaned over after being optimistic about a family.

I walked into the yard, peeked in, looked in through the window, and found that this was the living room, and there was no one in it.

After half a circle, I peeked in through another window, and it was a bedroom with a young woman in her lounge clothes ironing.

The woman only showed her side face and was seriously ironing her clothes.

Li Ling held his breath, glanced at the room again, and saw a wedding photo hanging on the wall, the woman on it was this woman packing up her clothes, the man was a man in his twenties, and his body size was about the same as Li Ling.

Li Ling slowly lowered his body, turned around for half a circle and came to the front yard, and saw a lot of clothes hanging on the drying rack in the front yard, both men and women.

Li Ling went over, picked it out, took a shirt and a pair of pants, quickly put them on, and saw a lot of shoes on the shoe rack under the porch, Li Ling chose a pair of leather shoes, which fit very well.

I don't know what will happen if the man comes back and finds that he is missing a set of clothes, Li Ling can't care so much now.

No longer lingering, Li Ling wore well-fitting clothes and rushed back to the place where he lived in his memory.

In a slum house on Hong Kong Island, the poor man who was helped by He Jinyin handed his wife and son a baked cake with joy on his face, looked at all the clothes of He Jinyin in his hand, and kept thanking him and said: "I can't imagine that there are such kind people in this world!" ”

"Son, you must be a good person when you grow up!

“……”

The next day.

He Jinyin's job is to deliver takeaway to the restaurant, and now that it is Li Ling, he is going to do this work first, after all, he must be familiar with the environment first, and then make plans.

Early in the morning, Li Ling was arranged to ride a bicycle to a far away place to deliver takeaways, and when he rode back to the restaurant, Li Ling parked the car and took down the lunch box.

"I'm back." Li Ling shouted.

"I'll come back when I'm back, what's the big deal." Aki, the guy at the front desk, muttered, and handed over a glass of water with a wicked smile, "Let's drink a glass of water first." ”

Li Ling took the water, looked at the cup of turbid water, and smiled slightly.

In the original plot, He Jinyin was bullied by the store staff because of his cowardly personality, just like this glass of water was tricked by Aki with chili water.

"Thanks, I know I'm tired." Li Ling thanked Aki and said.

Aki raised his eyes to look at Li Ling, for some reason, he felt that He Jinyin was a little different today, scratching his head, but he didn't know what was wrong.

Without thinking too much, he pointed to the cup and urged Li Ling: "Hurry up and drink it, it's specially prepared for you." ”

"That's good, then you can drink this glass of water yourself." Li Ling pulled Aki over, and without saying anything, he pointed the cup at his mouth and poured the water directly into him.

"Ahem, cough, cough~"

Aki choked on the chili pepper water and bent over and coughed.

"Cut, if you want to trick me, you're a little bit off." Li Ling smiled disdainfully.

"Ah Yin, send this meal to Wanhua." The boss walked over and handed Li Ling a meal.

"Boss, Wanhua is so far away, I just came back from delivering food, let someone else go, I want to take a break." Since He Jinyin's wish is to be a coward, Li Ling naturally wants to say "NO!" to the unreasonable arrangement. ”。

The boss said eloquently: "The heavens are entrusted to the people, and they must first starve their bodies, strain their muscles and bones, and suffer their minds......"

"Boss, you lie to the ghost, I won't go if you say anything." Li Ling didn't eat his set, and directly interrupted him, and He Jinyin was not the only one in the store who delivered food, and it was not that He Jinyin was used to being bullied.

The boss glanced at Li Ling in surprise, and said again: "Really not going?" ”

Li Ling looked at him and affirmed: "I really don't go!" ”

"If you don't go, you won't go, you need to stare at me so hard." In the end, the boss was defeated, and then ordered the fat guy next to him, Ah Zhao: "Ah Zhao, you go this time." ”

"Boss, I~" Ah Zhao's fat face suddenly became bitter, and he wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the boss.

"If you want to go, you can go, what are so many words!" After the boss finished speaking, he looked at Li Ling meaningfully, and the subtext was that Li Ling was disobedient.

"Boss!" A shout attracted the attention of several people.

Several people looked over, and a man in sunglasses in a suit and leather shoes had a very unsightly face, pointing to the plate in front of him: "Why is there a fly in my soup?" ”

The boss and all the employees looked at the plate of the man in sunglasses, and there was indeed a fly swimming around in it with impunity.

The boss looked at Li Ling, and everyone else also looked at Li Ling, wanting Li Ling to explain. In the past, this kind of back-the-blame thing was explained by He Jinyin.

Ah Zhao, who was beside Li Ling, looked at him and sneered, just now he was killed by Li Ling and had to go to a far away place to deliver food, and he would not let go of this breath.

He pushed Li Ling violently, wanting to push Li Ling to the man in sunglasses, but Li Ling didn't move.

Li Ling pulled backhanded, but Ah Zhao was pulled towards the man in sunglasses.

Ah Zhao's figure is staggering, he is very surprised now, when did He Jinyin become so powerful? And today, this kid Ultraman transformed? What a change! I just dared to resist the boss's arrangement, and now I can't push him.

I didn't have time to think about it, Ah Zhao had already arrived at the men's table in sunglasses, looking at the flies on the plate, and shouted miserably on his fat face: "Xiaoqiang~"

"Less of this!" The man in sunglasses slapped Ah Zhao in the face and knocked him out.

"Ahhh~" Ah Zhao exclaimed bitterly.

At this time, Li Ling, the boss, and Aki all approached the man in sunglasses.

The man in sunglasses looked at the boss and said, "I've had a few sips of soup, and this fly is swimming around alive in it, as if it's doing a show, as if it's laughing at me." ”

The boss interrupted the man in sunglasses, pointed at him and said, "You don't need to say it, we are the most hygienic in opening a restaurant, these flies, needless to say you, we also hate it the most." ”

As he spoke, he put his hand on the plate to fish out the flies, threw them on the ground, and shouted, "Stomp on it!" ”

"Crackling!"

Immediately, the boss and the employees in the store stepped on the flies one after another, and they stepped on the flies with their shadowless feet.

Li Ling couldn't help but cover his forehead when he looked at this nonsensical scene, this is purely a group of second-class people.

He feels funny when he watches the movie, and now it's really happening in front of him, isn't it sick! Instead of solving the problem quickly, I fought with flies.

Li Ling stood aside and watched coldly, this restaurant is indeed very unhygienic when watching a movie, and there is a scene of guests eating cockroaches in the movie.

And the boss's solution is to spray pesticides directly into the food that the guests eat, and then let the guests continue to eat, which is simply ridiculous.

Li Ling can only say that it is a nonsensical world, and he can't look at it with common sense.

"Bang!"

"Let me come!"

Ah Zhao smashed a beer bottle and shouted, about to step forward and deal the poor fly a fatal blow.

Li Ling looked at this farce-like situation, he really couldn't stay any longer, and if he continued to get along with this group of neurotics, he would definitely be imprisoned in a mental hospital when he returned to the real world.

Li Ling threw away the hat in his hand and walked away, he still didn't want to do this job, and he wasn't ready to ask for the salary. Take a hundred plating, and read the latest chapter of "Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Wishing Star Claw Book House" for free for the first time.