Chapter 11 The Classic of Mountains and Seas
After a long process, Hao Fuzi waited for a long time and was impatient, and shouted: "Have you finished speaking, hurry up and take a seat when you are done." I still have to go to class. ”
I'm so sad about this, it's clear that you proposed it.
Qin Luoxue yawned inopportunely and said, "Master, you just wake up when you drink." Don't worry, it's not too late to wait until you wake up and go to class. ”
Hao Fuzi angrily reprimanded: "Shaft! When did I drink. ”
While they were verbose, Yu Gui handed over a wolf pen and said with a smile: "I feel good about this one, you can use it to practice calligraphy, and it is okay to draw red."
I immediately smiled, took the pen and couldn't wait to dip it in ink and try it on the paper, nodding in satisfaction. Sure enough, it's good, and the words written by a good pen look much more pleasing to the eye, although they are still crooked.
I thanked her and accepted it unceremoniously.
Hao Fuzi suddenly proposed to change his position, I think he probably wanted to arrange the top student to the front seat, but I don't care, I can sit anywhere, anyway, I'm here to join in the fun, and I don't expect to take the top prize. But Hao Fuzi's purpose in changing positions was not here, he purely wanted to make the tables and chairs neatly arranged and look pleasing to the eye.
Qin Luoxue sat behind Changji, the front was empty, Meng Jie sat against the right wall, and the prince Baili Yuan sat in front, in order to make the first row of positions look more pleasing to the eye, Meng Jie moved back and filled the seat in front of Changji. But there was a vacant seat behind Baili Li, which looked very empty, Yu Gui seized the opportunity to make up for it immediately, and said with satisfaction: "I have been thinking about this position for a long time, and he refused to change it after discussing it with Meng Jie for a long time, but I didn't expect to finally let me sit down today."
I heard her mutter, leaning over and asking, "Why do you like this seat so much?"
Yu Gui was not ashamed and said bluntly: "I don't like this position, I just like to sit next to Ah Yuan."
I pretended to cough and squinted to look at Baili. He looked like he didn't care about himself, and sat up straight with a handbook in his hand.
Originally, there were five seats by the window, and one of them was originally the preset one, which was reserved for the superintendents who came to listen to the class at zero hour, and if it was because of me, it would be filled. But Yu Gui moved behind Baili Li, so that the four seats in the middle were vacant again, and the original position of Yu Gui behind me was single, which looked very incongruous. Hao Fuzi frowned for a while, thinking about how to mobilize, and wanted to let Qin Luoxueyun, who was extra in the back row, come forward to sit, but before he could finish speaking, Meng Jie took the first step to sit in this vacant seat and became my back table.
I have a bad feeling that he is going to be a demon. Sure enough, when he had only been seated for a short time, he leaned into my ear under the pretext of asking me to move his position, and whispered, "Have you been spitting on the fish lately?"
I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly my face was as red as boiled shrimp - what's wrong with this guy, which pot can't be opened...... If there is no one now, I would love to give him two more kicks.
I stiffened my neck and said hatefully, "If you dare to say this again, I will beat you to death."
Meng Jie smiled and said while spreading out the scroll: "Don't worry, my mouth is very tight." Don't worry too much about it, it's not a big deal. Or do you care about being known? ”
I care? Obviously you've been mentioning it! I was speechless for a while, and then reflexively looked at Changji by the window, and saw that he was also looking this way, I couldn't help but feel weak, and immediately withdrew my gaze. In order to hide his embarrassment, he hurriedly sat upright, looked straight ahead, and locked his eyes on Hao Fuzi, who was saliva-stained and flipping through the book in the hall.
The room was quiet, Hao Fuzi cleared his throat, closed the book and said: "There are new students today, so we will not open new classes and do not teach the doctrine in the books. Let's talk about something a little easier and a topic that interests you. ”
Before he finished speaking, Qin Luoxue grabbed the white and said, "Master, are you going to teach us thirteen ways to cook fish again?" We've learned, don't teach anymore! ”
Hao Fuzi glared: "Nonsense, when will I teach you this!"
Qin Luoxue pouted her moist mouth, her long eyelashes blinked and blinked, and she was very aggrieved: "Master, why don't you admit it."
Hao Fuzi stroked his beard and looked at him horizontally: "Master, I have always sought truth from facts, don't talk nonsense about things that you don't have."
Even I could see that Hao Fuzi deliberately didn't want to bother with this small talk, and Qin Luoxue was still stirring up trouble, Baba's accusation: "Of course there is." Last month, you gave us a whole lesson on how to make braised pork quickly, and you asked us to go back and take it to class the next day, and you said you wanted to check our hands-on skills. As a result, all the meat was eaten by you, and when it was over, you still disliked that the meat I made was not cooked, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince made less sugar. At the beginning of this month, you taught us thirteen ways to cook fish, and yesterday, you just finished the twelfth way, and if it wasn't time to get out of class, you would have to finish the thirteenth way. It's time for you to talk about the thirteenth today, right? ”
Hao Fuzi's face changed slightly, and he coughed: "Master, I have always paid attention to the text to carry the Tao. Although I teach some extracurricular knowledge, I also want you to understand the big truth contained in it. ”
"What can make a big sense about cooking?" Qin Luoxue is still pouring cat hair.
Hao Fuzi's face was blue and white for a while, and he waved the ring ruler in his hand, and Qin Luoxue immediately shut up.
Changji suddenly opened his mouth and interrupted the two of them arguing: "I don't know what topic the master wants to discuss today?"
Hao Fuzi put the ring ruler in his hand lightly, sighed, and didn't have anything to do with Qin Luoxue again. The book returned to the main story and said: "Don't you think the classes on weekdays are boring and boring, then let's talk about the interesting ones today, and talk about the "Classic of Mountains and Seas". As we all know, this "Classic of Mountains and Seas" covers astronomy, geography, birds and beasts, folk customs, and mythology in ancient times, and can be called a representative of ancient culture, but many people think that the content of this book is absurd, untrue, has no research value, and is not worth studying. The old man thought it was very interesting, but he couldn't say which side he should stand on. Why don't you talk about what you think of this book, and whether this book is credible or not? ”
Hao Fuzi looked around, and when he saw that everyone was silent and did not express their opinions, he appointed Baili to answer.
Baili stood up respectfully and saluted: "The student thinks that it is really difficult to decide."
Hao Fuzi said: "What's the explanation?"
Baili was not in a hurry, and said: "As far as the students know, there are eighteen existing chapters in the book of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", a total of the Book of Mountains, Overseas Classics, Sea Classics, and Great Wilderness Classics. Yu divided the world into Kyushu, and Yi and Bo Fei and others distinguished the essence of all things and wrote the book "The Classic of Mountains and Seas". The student thinks that if the ancients are real, how can they say that the documents created by the ancients are fake? Again, in "Liezi Tang Wen Fifth", Xia Ge once answered Tang's question, mentioning the five mountains and the special products on the mountain, strange things, and the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" records geography, specialties and monsters are very similar to the way they are written, saying that these monsters are seen with his own eyes when Yu ruled the water and traveled around the world, his courtier Bo Fei understands these monsters, Yi Jian heard about these monsters and wrote them down, since the ancients are true, what the ancients saw may not be true. Today's Southwest Yi and Baifu ethnic groups still have legends about the book in the world, which shows that the content recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is not completely absurd and uninhibited, and there is still an exquisite basis. ”
Hao Fuzi nodded with satisfaction and asked, "Then you believe that there are strange things in the book."
Baili Yuan: "Believe, don't believe it all, just pick it up and write it." Believe in trustworthiness and abandon doubts. ”
Hao Fuzi praised: "Incisive!" Then he asked Changji again: "Does the thing recorded in your letter exist?"
Changji got up and said: "The things in the book exist and do not exist, if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it."
Hao Fuzi concluded: "It's equivalent to not saying it!"
Pacing and pacing to the back seat, he asked Qin Luoxue, "Do you think there is?"
Qin Luoxue said seriously: "I listen to the master, the master says that there is something, and if he says there is no, there is nothing."
Hao Fuzi was heartbroken, and said helplessly: "People are also clouds, nonsense, I don't know what to do, you sit down for me!"
"Okay!" Qin Luoxue sat down obediently.
Hao Fuzi shook his head, looking like a student who was a rotten wood and could not be carved. When he paced up to me, I subconsciously thought I was going to be named, and sure enough, it was me.
Hao Fuzi's ring ruler knocked on my desk and said loudly, "Missing, you can talk about your opinion."
I stood up respectfully and said, "I think what everyone said makes sense and is very insightful."
Hao Fuzi corrected with a straight face: "I asked you to tell me your opinion, I didn't ask you what you think of other people's answers."
I smiled shyly and said bluntly, "Master, in fact, the students have never read the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and they don't know what it says. If I hadn't heard the master mention it today, I would have thought that this was a book similar to the Three Character Classic, the Disciple Rules, and the like, which was used to teach people to read and write. ”
I felt that people were laughing at me, and although they tried their best not to laugh out loud, I could see them laughing through the peripheral vision.
Hao Fuzi also had a series of comments on Qin Luoxue, and when he came to me, he asked me to sit down without saying anything, and after he returned to the podium, he sat down with his ass, and sighed: "Rotten wood, rotten wood......"
I hung my head, not ashamed, but because the lesson was so boring, I was sleepy. At this moment, Meng Jie, who was behind him, got up and said: "Master, the student is not talented, I want to talk about my humble opinion...... He paused slightly, and then said: "Master wants us to talk about the truth of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and determine whether the content is credible." In the student's view, this is an indisputable question, or rather a worthless question. ”
The atmosphere was immediately tense, and the room was immediately silent, surprisingly quiet, I desperately tried not to look back at Meng Jie, but I secretly sweated for him in my heart, shook my head and sighed, I knew that it was a humble sight of you and said, clearly looking for scolding.
Hao Fuzi snorted lightly and said with a straight face: "Then you say, why is this question worthless?"
Meng Jie was not in a hurry, and asked rhetorically: "Master is well-read, rich and rich, I think he should have read a lot of good books, both read miscellaneous books such as "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", so I don't know if Master has ever read a drama book, or listened to the storytelling and rap of Goolan Vasheri."
Hao Fuzi coughed, his eyes wandering, and then said: "Naturally, occasionally dabbling." But what does this have to do with the topic? ”
Meng Jie said loudly: "Since you have read it, then please ask the master, the drama not only writes the plot of cultivating immortals and becoming Buddhas, ghosts and fox fairies, but also has beautiful talents, famous ministers and good generals, and they are more or less bizarre." And the people who wrote these drama books are ordinary literati and ink writers, mortals, and how real is the content of the writing? ”
Hao Fuzi frowned, and said unhappily: "Where can I fully believe the content in the playbook, it's just that the author of the book adds imagination to what he has seen and heard in ordinary life, and it is not worth mentioning."
Meng Jiejian asked again: "Is the master saying that the contents of it cannot be believed?"
Hao Fuzi replied: "Credible can't be fully believed, some dramas do have examples as prototypes, such as a certain generation of founding kings, they need to be deified, add public opinion to their world, like this kind of dramas, you can pick up the letter, but not all believe." And some of the dramas are too unbelievable, and there are no real people as materials, and they are fabricated out of thin air, but this is not to be taken seriously, it is just a reading and entertainment to pass the time. ”
Meng Jie smiled: "That's right. So Master, whether "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is credible or not, you can refer to the drama to scrutinize. ”
Hao Fuzi was slightly stunned, and suddenly laughed, laughed and shook his head and sighed: "You, you are really good at dismantling my platform." Sit down, and say something you don't like. ”
I was confused as to what they had said, and the conversation ended. It's all a mess. Meng Jie openly and secretly, didn't he want to express that this issue was not worth studying, why bother saying these words around the mountains and rivers. This Hao Fuzi is also, picking up some tricky and weird questions to test people, there is no answer horizontally and vertically, he prefers to ask people to say why, it is meaningless to say that he is right or wrong, and when Meng Jie's 'good insight' is broken, he will not make an evaluation again, and he will fool the past with sloppy eyes.
Changji and Baili Yuan suddenly smiled, and glanced at Meng Jie, who was dignified on this side, playfully, obviously understood. Qin Luoxue puffed out his cheeks and said indignantly: "Meng Jie said it, but he couldn't say why, why did he sit down."
Yun Kang never said a word, sometimes stroking the big white cat on his knees, gently turning over a page of the scroll, and looking at it for a long time.
I went back to look at Ankang, she was drowsy with her pen, and it seemed that she was afraid that she would be more confused than me, and she didn't listen to anything. As for Yu Gui, not to mention, he didn't want to listen to the lecture from beginning to end, he threw himself on Baili Yuan in the front row, staring at the back of his head for a moment, wishing he could see a hole, holding his chin on the table, and smiling all the time.
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