Chapter 0148: Yang Mu Edition: I'm an adult
Yang Mu lay on the bed with his head tilted, his eyebrows constricted.
Hey, why do you feel like the phone call is so weird?
Is it because I have never interacted with Wen Sijia like this before, so I am very uncomfortable?
No matter! Anyway, Lao Tzu is going to hold a ceremony tonight, and even Ah Shen's kid is not a child man, why should he?
After waiting for a long, long time, twenty minutes is definitely over.
"Hey! You're going to have to ask me to go in and pull you out, do you? ”
"Can you turn the lights off?"
"Nonsense! The windows are blocked, there is no light at all, where can I find you when the lights are turned on? ”
"Then don't rush me."
"Hurry up and get out!"
When Yang Mu's tone was not very good, the bathroom door finally opened, and Dahua, who was only wearing tight clothes inside, walked out.
Yang Mu was dumbfounded, as if he had entered another world.
Dahua didn't stop at all, the speed of the 100-meter sprint reached the bed, and he uncovered the quilt and got in.
"Isn't it hot under the covers?"
"Nope! You go and turn on the air conditioner. ”
"I can't turn it on, there is a sound from the outside unit of the air conditioner."
"Then I'm hot."
"Don't cover the quilt when it's hot."
Yang Mu rushed to the bed, and the monkey was in a hurry to grab the quilt of the big flower.
"Yay! Don't rob it, listen to me. ”
"Little sister, is there anything you can't say later?"
"You really don't even want to know my name?"
"You are the big flower, the one I know is the big flower, hurry up and ......"
Dahua was very sad, and only felt that this person was very frizzy.
She can't stop it, and if the quilt is lost, it means that everything is lost.
For a moment, tears hung in the corners of Dahua's eyes.
She felt bad.
For a moment, Dahua let out a sobbing sound.
She felt as if she was on the clouds for a moment.
In fact, it didn't take long for it to be over, as if it was only a short while.
The two of them hugged each other, gasping softly, and gradually breathing resonated.
After a long, long time, Yang Mu suddenly said:
"Why is it the first time?"
"Why can't I?"
"You're so old!"
"If you say I'm old, I'll kick you out of bed!"
Yang Mu smiled awkwardly.
This woman is so angry that she wants to kick herself out of bed?
At this time, Yang Mu couldn't say anything cruel.
He really entered another world, another mode of getting along with men and women, which he had never experienced before, some stunned, some surprised, and more confused.
"Do I have some food?"
"I don't know!"
"Okay, no experience, or do you want to come on?"
Dahua didn't speak, but her breathing was a little heavy.
The room was lively again, but both of them tried not to make a sound, not wanting to alarm others, and also for fear of disturbing each other.
This time, Yang Mu was very satisfied and felt that the performance was excellent.
Dahua seemed to be very satisfied, and hugged Yang Mu a little breathlessly, and the two of them hugged each other tightly, and after a while, Yang Mu said depressedly:
"Hot!"
"Tired, sleep!"
"It's a little hot, I say."
"I'm so tired! Don't move! ”
In such a conversation, Dahua fell asleep, and Yang Mu didn't push her away after all.
......
A crucial part of a man's growth is to experience a woman.
I can only say that I have experienced it before I know how different the world is.
Yang Mu was not fully prepared, but most men and women were like this.
Passion is a horse thing, no matter how you prepare, it doesn't matter.
Yang Mu got up early in the morning, and when he went out, Dahua didn't wake up.
I secretly went to the kitchen, found something to eat, and just stuffed it into my mouth, I heard Hu Die behind me:
"I slept yesterday...... Okay? ”
She extended the word "sleep" a lot, which obviously meant something.
"Yes, it's okay."
"Why her?"
There was endless loss in Hu Die's tone.
Yang Mu looked at her and looked at her for a while before he said softly: "Because I don't know each other, I don't have too many ideas, sleeping for the sake of sleep, it's as simple as that." ”
Hu Die couldn't understand what Yang Mu was thinking, so he had nothing to say.
Yang Mu smiled slightly:
"Okay, don't think too much, let's rest here for a few days, I don't see a way out...... Climbing zombies didn't seem to come last night? ”
"Came, but didn't come to climb our building."
"Well, I see, it's best if they just leave."
When Yang Mu spoke, he took two tea eggs, a few sausages, and two buckets of instant noodles.
"Okay, don't get up so early, just take it as a vacation, anyway, I'm going to sleep lazy today, everyone was very tired yesterday, I guess we have to have a good rest."
"Your heart is so big, how can you make a vacation?"
"Hehe, Miss Hu Die, don't complain, I'm such a person, I like the wise Hu Die before, not now."
"I don't have a grudge...... It's just a pity, hey, my little virgin is gone. ”
Hu Die's tone was really regretful, shook his head and turned to leave, and went back to the room.
Yang Mu was a little speechless, and smiled after being stunned for a while, I hope this girl can think about it.
This kind of thing between men and women is originally a chance, maybe it has nothing to do with Hu Die, but it has nothing to do with Dahua...... It really made her pick up a big bargain! But I don't seem to have suffered a loss!
Yang Mu rushed back to the room.
In fact, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and when I opened the door and went in, I saw that Dahua had actually gotten up and was opening a small opening in the window.
The opening is a square with a side length of 20 centimeters, and a hinge is installed on a closed wooden board to make a door, which can be opened to look outside.
"Hey, what are you doing with it?"
Dahua looked back at Yang Mu, sleepy-eyed.
"I want to see the sunrise."
"How can you see the sunrise here, nonsense."
Yang Mu walked over and closed the window, then put the food aside and jumped back into bed.
"What are you doing?"
"I got a sausage to eat, and I was a little hungry in the morning."
"What do I see you're taking?"
"Instant noodles, tea eggs, sausages, ready for breakfast."
"I'm hungry right now, can you go soak me?"
"Can't go yourself?"
Yang Mu was a little startled.
Originally, in this apocalypse, I found a woman I didn't know to sleep with, just so that I didn't have so much to worry about.
Why do I feel so strange after sleeping, it's completely different from what I thought, and I'm out of control.
This woman didn't smell like that when she spoke yesterday, did she?
Is it the reason for waking up?
Sounds so delicate...... It's also a little moving!
"Okay, then I'll get the water myself."
"Alright, I'll go."
She was about to run around without even wearing clothes, Yang Mu didn't like it, and she was at least wearing a pair of underwear.
Jump out of bed and boil water at the water dispenser.
Then standing there and waiting, Yang Mu was also a little confused about getting up, and his mind was not clear.
At this time, Dahua was much more energetic.
"Yang Mu, you open the instant noodles, put the seasoning or something in first, and then wait for the water to boil, so as to save time."
"Oh...... Nonsense! Lao Tzu knows. ”
"I'm supposed to be older than you, can I stop talking like that?"
"Hey, hey, don't think that you can do whatever you want when you sleep!"
Dahua didn't speak at all on the bed, and directly threw the covered quilt aside, posing in a posture of ecstasy.
"Hey, it's so hot in the morning...... Well, I listen to you. ”
Yang Mu saw her graceful figure, and his eyes were on fire.
Eventually, he opened the instant noodles and poured the seasoning into it in advance.
"Grandpa's, you sass, you cow fork!"
Dahua saw that Yang Mu did what he said, and he laughed excitedly, and took the quilt to cover his body again.
Yang Mu frowned and said:
"That's not right! How do you feel like you took the initiative to sleep with Lao Tzu? ”
Dahua took out her mobile phone and looked at it, and said with a smile:
"I call the person who knows the times as Junjie, anyway, in this environment, you are equal to rich and handsome, and I will not suffer if I become your woman! In modern terms, I'm an egoist, which is popular abroad. Egoism is not selfishness, it is different from the concept we understand in China, it is a way of life that follows external conditions and allows oneself to be better......"
"So you're completely accepting me now?"
"Yes!"
"What do you take me for? Boyfriend? ”
"Nope! You slept with me without even knowing my name, which means you have no feelings for me. So I treat you as a partner, you take care of my life, I take care of your bed. ”
Yang Mu has a deeper understanding of Dahua, this woman is really not simple, and she is worthy of being a senior management talent of the company.
Not pretentious, very pragmatic.
Even though it was the first time in her life, she quickly adapted to her new identity.
"You haven't had a boyfriend before? You're not small. ”
"It's not small, I've talked about one, spiritual love."
"Spiritual love?"
"Well, I was at the same table in high school, and I swore by the mountains and the sea back then, and later my family asked me to go abroad, but he was in China. We agreed to be together, but I settled down abroad, and he didn't go out because of practical reasons, so we talked on the phone all year round> "Then nothing happened to you when you went back to China for vacation?" ”
"Every time I go back to China, I think something will happen, but at that time we were both older, and the distance over the years made us very uncomfortable when we really met again, as if we were facing another person. So I hesitated, wandered, and dragged on like this for many years. ”
Dahua put down the phone and frowned slightly, as if she was remembering her relationship.
"But haven't you been living in China for the past two years? Didn't go to him? ”
"Well, of course, in fact, I returned to China for him in a sense, and we decided to get married, but another sister of mine in China told me that he has actually been with several objects in the past few years, all of which are cohabitation."
"Haha, you're quite tragic."
"yes, I broke up with him, he cried and said he still loves me, but it's just a little lonely."
"You don't believe him?"
"I BELIEVE IT, BUT WHEN HE CAME TO ME THAT DAY, I POURED A HALF-WARM CUP OF AMERICANO IN HIS FACE AND SAID TO HIM, 'FUCK YOU!' Of course, I gave him a middle finger and I was gone! It was the first time in my life that I abused someone, and I was so happy and exciting! ”
“......”
"Husband, the water seems to be boiling, and I want to eat noodles."
Dahua's voice suddenly became extremely gentle, and Yang Mu, who was called, stumbled and almost fell.
"What do you call me?"