Chapter 31: Pipe Horror

The word cigarette echoed in Yang Xiao's ears, making every nerve in his throat, and the cigarette he threw at the fork before, the smell of smoke remained in the air, and it actually floated and floated near the thin monkey......

"What!?"

Although Wu Tianba didn't know what the thin monkey said, as soon as he heard the cigarette, the whole person asked reflexively. It's also a twelve-point spirit!

"Brother Ba, yes, there is a smell of smoke!!"

The thin monkey said, and finally stopped the "hey, hey, hey" cheap laughter seriously, and looked around sharply, only to see that a Chinese that had not been smoked on the ground was trampled on the ground by Yang Xiao.

"Brother Ba, that's it, there's an unfinished cigarette, someone should have !! just now"

"What !?"

Wu Tianba was crazy when he heard this, and suddenly looked at the cigarette on the ground, if it was smoked normally, it would not be possible to leave it so long.

"Grass! Go inside and have a look!! ”

"Boom", Wu Tianba slammed into the obstacle, the sound was as loud as thunder, and the smashed chair "crackled" and rolled down the stairs, causing the zombies upstairs and downstairs to commotion.

“......”

"Nima!?" Yang Xiao's head was about to explode, and he scolded the thin monkey in his heart: "You are really a fairy!" Can you the smell that? ”

Listening to the violent impact, Yang Xiao panicked suddenly, looked around, and hurriedly looked for a hiding place. If the tall and strong Wu Tianba comes in this time, he will definitely die!

"Boom !!"

"Boom !!"

"Boom !!"

Wu Tianba is like a bison with developed limbs and a simple mind, frantically slamming into obstacles, although this dick has infinite strength, and can even fight with Ye Zhenxiong, but the mountains of obstacles are not vegetarian! Several powerful impacts came down, only to be repelled a few centimeters, and the chair fell down neatly, and it was a fool's dream to be knocked away!

"Brother Ba, Brother Ba, hey, hey, hey~ Let me come! Let me come, little brother!! ”

The thin monkey really can't stand it, Wu Tianba's stupid fork IQ is really limited, this will only waste time, and the zombie flesh foam on his body will drop a few pieces every time he undergoes a powerful impact, if he continues like this, it will be a problem to go back to the general control room!

Frightened, he hurriedly stepped forward to help, grabbed the chair that was about to fall apart, and pulled it out with all his strength.

Round chairs were pulled out from the bottom of the billiard table, and a half-meter-high hole was made at the bottom of the billiard table. Yang Xiao poked his face out to observe, only to see the petite body of the thin monkey, crawling in two or three times, as flexible as a monkey!

And Wu Tianba, who followed closely, almost didn't laugh him to death. Halfway through the climb, the fat body was stuck in the middle and couldn't move, screaming like a salted fish!!

"Skinny monkey, quick! Pull me along!! ”

Wu Tianba was stuck in the billiard table, screaming at the thin monkey, even if he struggled desperately, there was still no way, his hands were hanging in the air, his legs did not touch the ground, he was not forced, and no matter how hard he pushed, it was in vain.

"Brother Ba, wait for me! I'm coming, hey, hey, hey! Come on, hard! Hard!!! ”

The thin monkey hurriedly ran up and pulled Wu Tianba's head, like a rabbit pulling a turnip, but no matter how hard Wu Tianba and the thin monkey tried, it was all in vain, and the picture was extremely funny!!

Yang Xiao gloated and laughed so much that his stomach was about to cramp, looking at Wu Tianba, who was struggling at the bottom of the billiard table like a dead fish, and the thin monkey who plucked turnips. Covering his face and almost not laughing and shedding tears, this scene is too comedy.

Now I understand that it turns out that it is good to be short, like Wu Tianba is stuck and can't move, and he doesn't have to feed the zombies when he turns around!

But looking back, how can Yang Xiao have time to watch jokes now, and when the tall and fat Wu Tianba comes in, he has to pick his skin and pull his tendons! Thinking of this, Yang Xiao's back was cold, he couldn't smile anymore, and quickly looked around!!

The pitch-black billiard hall was surrounded by scattered billiard tables, there was no hiding place at all, hidden under the cash register, and he came out as soon as he was pulled, and Yang Xiao was really stunned at that moment.

Escape......?

Yang Xiao touched his legs, now his state is not the material for running away at all, although to kill a skinny monkey is a matter of moving his fingers! But the escape was undoubtedly known by them, and they listened to the whole plan, so it was not in vain! If he is caught by Wu Tianba, he will definitely die!

Yang Xiao was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, not knowing what to do, scratching his head and gritting his teeth. Just when he was anxious, a cool breeze swept across his face, making him feel like an electric shock and turn his head in a daze.

A glass window was open, and the air conditioner in the upper right corner attracted Yang Xiao's attention, as long as there was an air conditioner, there must be an outdoor unit outside, maybe next door to the window, so that he could hide outside and stand with the outdoor unit, maybe he could escape!!

"Brother Ba! Hard! Push harder! Hey, hey, hey! It's good, it's good!! ”

Listening to the shouts of the thin monkey, Wu Tianba's struggle. Fight hard with them, you must be the one who dies, it is better to find a glimmer of life! Yang Xiao also couldn't be lazy, and immediately ran over to the window to see if there was any hope of being rescued!

Yang Xiao poked his head out of the window to take a look, and sure enough! Half a meter from the window, an air-conditioner outdoor unit was fixed to the wall, rusty iron sheets, spotlessly washed by the rain. And next to the outdoor unit, there is also a thick natural gas pipe, which goes straight to each floor!

Yang Xiao didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly climbed along the window to the low wall on the edge, looked at the outdoor unit of the air conditioner half a meter away, and swallowed his saliva in fear.

The zombies downstairs will get excited at night, and all the zombies are wandering the streets aimlessly, catching them here and screaming there, like a madman who has escaped from a mental hospital.

"Grass and mud horses, Lao Tzu has a chance, the first one to kill you is a thin monkey!!"

Yang Xiao scolded angrily, carefully stepped half of his foot on the outdoor unit of the air conditioner, threw the golf club in his hand downstairs, and smashed it on the head of a zombie, immediately splashing flesh and blood, cutting a hole, the picture is quite spectacular. When the other zombies saw it, they became excited, raised their heads and shouted, as if they were scolding who killed their companions!!

"Boom !!"

The sound of heavy wrestling came from the fork of the eighth floor like a truck hitting the wall, and it seemed that Wu Tianba finally passed the obstacle after some struggle, followed by a burst of abuse: "Malegobi, Lao Tzu wants to burn these tables and chairs!! ”

"Hey, hey, brother, it's okay, it's okay. We don't know if there are people here, and the most important thing is not to alarm the people inside, otherwise the plan will be ruined!! ”

The thin monkey was worried about startling the snake, so he hurriedly dissuaded Wu Tianba, but Wu Tianba was a muscular and brainless stupid fork, and he didn't bother to listen, so he kicked on the obstacle with a big foot, and the chair stuck under the table fell down with a "bang", so frightened that the thin monkey's face turned blue, and he looked at the movie theater suddenly, for fear that someone would rush out.

"Brother Ba, hey, hey, then, what should I do with the little sissy?"

The thin monkey suddenly remembered Ma Zhiqiang on the other side of the obstacle. Ma Zhiqiang was choked by Wu Tianba's beatings, and now he rolled down at the turn of the stairs of the fire escape, I don't know if he was really faint or pretending to be unconscious, and he fell to the ground motionless.

"How many are you afraid of, just his coward, are you still worried that he will escape?"

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Ba is right, Brother Ba is right!!"

Wu Tianba roared loudly, and then stopped paying attention to the thin monkey. And the thin monkey still looks like a sycophant, flattering and smiling face.

Yang Xiao, who was standing on the outdoor unit of the air conditioner, was clinging to the wall, his heartbeat sounded like it was ringing in his ears, and he even felt that his pores were shrinking.

A gust of wind blew on Yang Xiao's face, making him feel extremely weak. The abyss under your feet, once you fall, you have to feed the zombies if you don't die! Yang Xiao had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, but he didn't expect that he, Yang Xiao I, was so famous that he was forced to climb the outdoor unit of the air conditioner!!

"Thin monkey, you search the wedding dress shop, I'll go into the billiard hall!!"

Wu Tianba's voice was so loud as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was here, roaring in a rough voice, pointing at the thin monkey.

Although the thin monkey is reluctant in every way, with his own combat effectiveness, it's okay to fight with the girl, and he is not an opponent at all with the big man! But I didn't want to be scolded by Wu Tianba, so I still agreed hard.

"Hey, hey, okay, Brother Ba be careful, I think the enemy is very cunning!!"

"Fart, just a few of them scum, Lao Tzu killed them with one hand!!"

Wu Tianba scolded arrogantly, pulled out a heavy knife and walked into the billiard hall, the sound of the blade was clearly visible, making Yang Xiao stand up a cold hair. And the zombies downstairs screamed louder and louder, each stretching out two dead man's arms, as if to catch him through the air.

The sound of several kicks in the chair came to Yang Xiao's ears, and as Wu Tianba's footsteps got closer and closer, Yang Xiao didn't dare to take a breath. Looking at the natural gas pipeline next door, at that moment, Yang Xiao was entangled.

If Wu Tianba sticks his head out of the window, he will definitely be able to see him at a glance, and he will definitely die at that time!!

"Damn, I spelled !!"

Thinking of this, Yang Xiao took a breath of cool air, jumped over and hugged the natural gas pipeline, the slippery paint surface made him almost let go, and the cold sweat wet his palms all of a sudden, but fortunately, his thighs were clamped tightly, so he didn't let him slide down this time!

Yang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly climbed up, until he reached the window on the ninth floor before stopping.

"Damn, Huhu~~~ The figure that I practiced for pickling girls, Huhu~~~ I didn't expect it to come in handy......"

Yang Xiao gasped, sighed from the bottom of his heart, and quietly looked at the window of the billiard room on the eighth floor.

As expected! Although Wu Tianba's stupid guy is a little stupid, he is not completely brainless, how to say that he has also been a thug next to his eldest brother for a few years, and he still has experience! I found the whole billiard hall and didn't see anyone, so I habitually poked my head out of the window and looked left and right, with the anger on my face. Yang Xiao could feel it from a distance of three or four meters, and turned to leave with a spit.....

"Whew~~~"

Yang Xiao let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that he had just escaped death, and was ready to stay for another five minutes and wait for them to finish checking the bridal shop before leaving, and find the right time to sneak back to the cinema.

"Ho ......"

A sharp scream seemed to be in his ears, making Yang Xiao's brain chill fiercely, and he raised his head suddenly, a drop of thick and sticky, foul-smelling saliva dripped on his face.....

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PS: Let me tell you the father of readers, because the new book contract has not yet taken effect, and it is in a state where it cannot be recommended without signing a contract, the website requires that the update speed be slowed down, and there should be no more than two chapters per day. I'm really embarrassed to laugh and cry. Let the dads suffer with it, wait for the new book to be stamped, and it is recommended to speed up the chapters.