Chapter 155: Drama Spirit
The eyes of the two women kept falling on Tang Jing, and when they saw him, they were panicked at first, and then their eyes were fierce.
Big brother, you're so normal, hey, we're very generous like this, okay.
You are indifferent, indifferent, amazing, pig brother, lustful, and cannibalistic, it's normal, so you have a big expression like you have to play when you meet? Both of them have a feeling that something is wrong.
As soon as Tang Jing heard the sound of footsteps behind him, he knew that he couldn't hesitate any longer at the moment of life and death, so he blurted out, "Two young ladies, I didn't call for door-to-door service, did I go to the wrong place?"
Wiener gasped and almost blurted out a "". You're fierce! That's the princess of the "Bauhinia" family, and you actually turned into a young lady who came to serve at the door?
If it weren't for the fact that the young master of his family and this one didn't deal with each other, the two would have gotten married a long time ago. The two have a good relationship, but at the same time they have no "sexual interest" in each other...... You read that right, it's not "sexually interesting". He dislikes her for being too out-of-the-box, too wild, and incompatible with his own personality. She disliked him for being too mature and steady, meticulous like an old man, wooden...... Both of them said it in front of each other's families, which made the atmosphere at the dinner table at that time at least freeze for dozens of seconds, but fortunately, the relationship between the two families was strong, so there was no unhappy ending.
Messia felt funny and angry, and of course it was too sweet in her heart.
Claire has already given a hundred likes to her teacher in her heart, and there is no one who wants to survive.
Obviously, there were only a few people who didn't know the identities of the two, and the air at the scene froze.
Susan felt that she couldn't control herself is arm, and she really wanted to rush through the bear child who was completely uncomfortable if she didn't die for a day, could she say it to her face, and what so many people said?
Many old men feel that their legs are a little weak, and their lives will be in danger if they stand within fifty meters of Tang Zuo's death, and it is really true, they and others will not be killed, right?
All the old men and old ladies covered their curious grandchildren for the first time.
However, something that almost scared them out of the urine happened.
Little Winnie raised her head and asked Tang Jing beside her, "Brother Tang Jing's young lady who came to the door, what kind of sister is it, why hasn't Winnie heard of this kind of sister before." ”
The old men and old ladies who were already preparing to sneak away almost stopped beating on the spot. This melon is so big, they really can't afford to eat their old arms and legs.
And then the thing that broke everyone up.
The beautiful woman in front of her, who was also stunned, finally came back to her senses when she heard Little Winnie's words, she threw a wink at Tang Jing, "I hate it, the money has been paid, and it's not the first time to order someone, why do you turn your face and don't recognize people?"
She shyly walked up to Winnie and touched her head, "It means that me and that young lady are now your Tang Jing's brother's people, and he can do whatever he wants to us." ”
Winnie tilted her little head, "Isn't that the maid?"
Most of them burst into tears, and my aunt and grandmother were ...... Well done, compared to the young lady who came to the door, the maid is not guilty to death. Haha, I and the others were rescued.
"It's not a maid, it's a slave girl..." After speaking, her left shoulder was slightly lowered, revealing a large white and tender shoulder, and it seemed that she had just discovered that she was in her spring, and hurriedly reached out to lift the bandeau dress skirt, but accidentally pulled it lower.
Most of the men looked up at the sky, as if there was something on it that attracted them, even the Venal beside Tang Jing.
The only one who saw that spring light was Tang Jing alone, him
Eyes almost popped out. Not to mention the others, even Tang Jing was suffocated by the series of operations of the beautiful woman in front of him, and there were only three words echoing in his mind: Finish calf!
He didn't think that he was just trying to survive, and ended up meeting a crazy woman.
Eldest sister, you're playing too much, aren't you? Shouldn't you scold a few words angrily: Tang Jing, you are dead, you have tarnished the glory of what family, hurry up and find someone to collect your body...... No, you're waiting for someone to dump you, right?
Tang Jing shed tears of remorse. It's all a lie, the script has been written, why don't you follow the routine? I don't have a lot of debts now, I don't have to offend a family, and I don't panic at all. If you dare to come to find trouble, you can still hang it up and fight, and if you can't beat the Wind Sage, they will take the blame and panic...... The medical expenses are doubled, it's so capricious, but now the plot is completely wrong.
Tang Jing's current situation: the lower half of the body is buried in the soil, and the upper body is soaked in water.
"What is a slave girl, young lady?" asked Winnie curiously.
"It completely belongs to the master, your brother Tang Jing can't scold his mother for his soft legs, he can't discuss if he wants to warm the bed, and he can't find Lao Wang if he wants the baby. After saying that, she shyly covered her crimson cheeks.
Absolute drama essence, anyway, he Tang someone can't see the slightest flaw at all, and he Tang someone is willing to call her one of the strongest drama spirits.
An old man choked up and said to his grandson: "Grandson, I didn't expect that today's meal would be grandpa's severed head meal, you have to take care of yourself in the future...... Boom. ”
"I think I have countless life and death situations, but I have not been left behind, but today I am here, Lola remembers her grandfather's words, cherishes her life and stays away from Tang Jing. An old man said to his granddaughter with a sad and indignant face.
The little girl asked weakly, "Can I eat and stay away?"
The old man thought about the price he had paid for this meal, and a fierce look flashed on his face, "Eat, why don't you eat?" Eat hard, let go of your stomach and eat, not only to eat, but also to pack, two portions are not enough, we want five servings. ”
When the little girl heard that there were five copies, she almost jumped up with joy.
The old man looked sad from his heart, what a lovely child, he was about to lose his grandfather, and he didn't know if he could accept this cruel blow, "Little Lola should remember grandpa." ”
The little girl agreed.
"I don't think I've ever seen any strong winds and waves in my life? What car has never been driven? I didn't expect it, but I still overturned the car and reversed the boat here, and the time was also fatal! The good grandson remembered the back of his grandfather's great shore. As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up, protected the child behind him, and said loudly: "Little bastard Tang Jing, good job......!
An old man next to him took his hand desperately and whispered: "Brother, don't give up the treatment, let's pretend to be a grandson and go over, you are so rigid, be careful that your face is crooked and your legs are discounted." ”
He shook off his pulling hand, "Real men can only die standing up, and there is no reason to live lying down." ”
"Dude, you... You, alas, you're a man, you've just been a lifetime, and you're soft once......" he didn't finish.
"He is worthy of being a man that Lao Tzu is optimistic about...... Sure enough, I don't have a face, and I don't pee to see what virtues I have... Just by you, dare to talk about dreams? Your Highness Lan Yan is the bright moon in the sky, what are you? At most, you are a loach, I don't believe you can take a look at it when you pee......"
"Dude, you've changed...... I don't even know you anymore, how can you say this kind of thing so reasonably?"
An old grandmother took her grandson's hand, pointed at Tang Jing and asked, "Grandson, grandma."
Old, eyes are not good, ears are not bright, you tell grandma that beautiful young lady, who is that ugly man next to you, why is he so nasty? what else does he seem to say? grandma didn't even hear ......"
The little boy was about to speak when his grandmother slapped him on the head.
What a grievance for the little kid.
"High! really high...... Why didn't we think of that?"
"Oh, the time is so fast, it's only 8 o'clock when I come out, and it's 8 o'clock in the evening in the blink of an eye, the old man is no younger than you, we old people and children go back to rest first, and say goodbye......"
The granddaughter beside him looked up and saw that the sun was just right. And she really wanted to remind her grandfather that it was only half past nine in the morning, and his grandfather covered his mouth.
Tang Jing felt the murderous aura behind him, looked at the smiling beauty in front of him, and felt the disdainful eyes and words of the usually kind old men and ladies nearby...... In just a moment, Tang Jing closed her eyes in despair.
"Eldest sister! Tang confessed today, you draw a line, the little brother can do it without shirking, I just ask you to let the little brother go!"
The corners of her mouth hooked, but when she heard the title of "eldest sister", her face turned into a charming smile again, "The young lady who sent it to the door, don't you want to play? For!for!want!for!yo. She said in a deliberately shy, seductive voice. Especially the four words "do whatever you want", bite extremely hard, or the kind of word by word.
Tang Jing glanced around her, and then swept over the royal sister who was still in dementia not far away, swallowing a mouthful of saliva very unproductively.
Hearing that at the end he had goosebumps on his body, rising and receding like a tide. Feeling the murderous aura coming from behind him, he almost spit out his saliva again, and he smiled bitterly: "Super invincible beauty, what do you say is willing to count, as long as it doesn't violate morality, I, Tang Jing, will take it." ”
He's really scared now, this guy is a madman, he dares to do anything like that.
If others could hear Tang Jing's heart, they would definitely drown him with a mouthful of spit.
Well, there are people who can really hear it, such as Claire, "Teacher, you are not qualified to say yo, if you didn't go off the rails, maybe you wouldn't be able to arouse this crazy woman's interest." ”
"Teacher Claire is wrong, help the teacher, the teacher will agree to everything. ”
"Is it really okay to do anything?"
"Of course!" Tang Jing decisively agreed.
"Then go sleep with Claire tonight. ”
"Uh! no. Tang Jing refused without hesitation. He still has points, and Messia and himself can still control each other. If it is changed to Claire, with the style of this stupid girl, will she be able to bear it then?
"Hehe, it turns out that the teacher can't resist the charm of others. "Claire is not Messia, and it is directly forced to link the spirit of the two. The teacher actually rejected her, if she didn't know the reason, she wouldn't have to live in loss and panic in the future?
Tang Jing could only surrender helplessly, "Of course, stupid girl, who can resist your charm, I still want us to get married in that, I don't want you to be so real and nameless." ”
"Hmph!
Tang Jing was about to cry, even Messiya didn't play according to the routine.
People outside didn't know that the three of them were communicating quickly in their hearts.
Lan Yan showed a crazy expression, "I want to get a four-life contract, if you can satisfy me, I will let you go." ”
Everyone: it, big sister, don't make trouble!!