One hundred and fifty-three, pendulum oolong
"It's so humiliating that I almost went crazy for an irrelevant woman! ”
Yang Ze looked at the gossip sign in his hand, and thought of what he said incoherently to Yun Mengchen in the morning, and his face couldn't help but be hot.
Along the way, Yang Ze always wanted to find an opportunity to say thank you to Yun Mengchen, but she always looked like she didn't answer, which made him embarrassed for a while.
At this time, Yun Mengchen, who had been walking for several hours, sat on a stone by the waterhole to rest, and Yang Ze on the side leaned over with a cheeky smile.
"Ahem...... Belch...... Yun Da Beauty, this morning's thing...... I didn't expect you to do this gossip brand for me...... This one...... Belch...... Thank you, you have a lot of forgiveness for me!"
Without the slightest reaction, Yun Mengchen remained the same and looked coldly at the little fish frolicking in the pool.
Yang Ze saw that his apology didn't seem to have any effect, but he still refused to give up.
"Otherwise, I'll sing you a song!"
Regardless of whether Yun Mengchen agreed or not, Yang Ze sang to the waterhole in front of him.
"Everyone is asking me what the hell am I waiting for......... Actually, it's because I have a gap in my heart...... The one waiting to take it back to me. Do you know, do you know, I waited until the flowers were also thankful......"
In this way, Yang Ze, the former KTV Mai Ba, was perfectly interpreted. The gloomy and slightly magnetic voice sings gracefully, and the quality is almost catching up with "Brother Xueyou".
I thought that this classic song of the earth could make Yun Mengchen's face warm up a little, but this Yun Da beauty didn't play cards according to the routine at all.
Shout......
A small pebble shot out into the sky, and a big white bird that had just flown by was directly shot through the heart and fell down.
"If you sing in front of others again, this bird will be your end!"
Yang Ze, who was standing on the side, was petrified and his head was full of black lines.
"This woman is simply not allowed to enter! Forget it, and talk about it when she is angry later. ”
Yang Ze casually picked up the white bird that had just been knocked down by Yun Mengchen.
"Why does this bird look so familiar? ”
When looking at the bamboo tube tied to the legs of the big white bird, Yang Ze finally recognized the bird. At the beginning, he and Wenren Yayue's little girl had never eaten less, isn't this the big fat pigeon of Tianji Pavilion!
Yang Ze felt that Yun Mengchen had a big oolong this time, and when he removed the bamboo tube on the bird's leg and saw the content, he had to admire Yun Mengchen's "good luck".
"Yunda beauty, it seems that we have to go to Danyang City again. ”
Yang Ze handed the bamboo tube to Yun Mengchen, who was still cold-faced, and when she saw the contents of the bamboo tube, she blushed rarely.
Yun Mengchen actually blushed? This rare scene made Yang Ze feast his eyes.
"Let's go back. ”
Knowing that he had put an oolong, Yun Mengchen turned around and wanted to go back. Because the contents of the bamboo tube were too unexpected for her. Mortals participated in the war with demon beasts as the main force, which had never been done in thousands of years, especially this time the main battlefield was still on the border of Chu State.
This communication carrier pigeon that sent a message from the Academy's Tianji Pavilion to Chu Guo was inadvertently beaten down by Yun Mengchen with a stone, which made her have to go to Danyang City again.
"Wait for me, I've just sat down, and I'm not in a hurry to go back! Besides, you and I haven't recovered our cultivation yet, so even if we want to help, we can't do anything!"
Yang Ze stopped Yun Mengchen at once.
"Go away!
Yun Mengchen pushed Yang Ze away, she wanted to rush to Danyang City to report the news as quickly as possible.
"Why are you such an impulsive woman, you are not a cow, why are you so strong-tempered!"
Yun Mengchen's hand was tightly held by Yang Ze at this time.
"We've been gone for hours, and we haven't even had time to drink. You're going to rush back again, do you think you're still the same flying sword-wielding knot master!"
Seeing that Yun Mengchen shook off his clenched hand in a cold manner, and stubbornly wanted to move forward, Yang Ze finally said his plan. In fact, when he first saw the news that the demon beast was going to attack the Chu State, he was also taken aback.
Especially when he saw that he needed a mortal army to be the main force, Yang Ze knew that this attack was not trivial. Maybe it's the result of millions of corpses and thousands of miles of blood.
Since you have obtained a gossip card in the Chu State, it is equivalent to taking the benefits of the Chu State. According to this, Yang Ze should also contribute to the people of this Chu State.
What's more, he promised the mysterious person outside the library that he would save a few more people if he could. So Yang Ze thought of a good way to minimize casualties at the first time.
Looking at the persistent Yunda beauty in front of him, Yang Ze took her hand again and said loudly:
"Silly woman, I have a way to win this war, and I can drastically reduce the casualties of those mortal armies!"
Such a big breath, but even the heads of the various factions didn't dare to say such a thing, and now Yang Ze dared to brag such a in front of Yun Mengchen!
"Seriously!"
"Nonsense, you've known me for so long, when have I ever lied to you!"
This time it was Yun Mengchen's turn to have a black line on his face, it seemed that she and Yang Ze had really not known each other for long, how could this man be so brazen.
"If you want to know, sit down, rest for a while, and fill your stomach. If you're not hungry, I'm going to starve to death!"
Yang Ze picked up the fat pigeon and went to the waterhole to deal with it, he hadn't eaten a roast fat pigeon for a long time. Speaking of roast pigeons, he thinks of the gluttonous smelling girl.
"I don't know how that ugly girl is now, but I really miss her a little. ”
Recalling the days when he ate roast fat pigeons with Wenren Yayue, the speed in his hands was even faster. In a short time, this oversized fat pigeon was plucked and cleaned.
"Yun Da Beauty, do me a favor. Take the contents out. ”
Since Yang Ze's divine consciousness had not yet recovered to the point where it could extend out of his body, he couldn't take out the chili peppers, cumin and other ingredients in the savings bag.
Yun Mengchen, who was helpless, had no choice but to act as a temporary assistant. Not only did she take out a lot of ingredients in Yang Ze's storage bag, but she even went so far as to have a homemade barbecue grill and a lot of pine charcoal.
Yun Mengchen, who was very speechless, could never have imagined that Yang Ze's storage bag contained these things. This is not the attitude that an immortal cultivator should have at all.
"Have you taken it or not, I'll wait for you when it's all ready. Let me tell you, the fat pigeon roasted by my chef Yang is called a must. You might as well not swallow your tongue later. ”
The barbecue skills are familiar with the road, and after a while, the rich aroma of barbecue fills the surroundings. At first, Yun Mengchen was disdainful, but he was slowly attracted by the fragrance.
"The girl who heard Yayue once said that this man's baked food is very delicious, and it seems to be true. ”
Yun Mengchen, who had just tasted it, couldn't stop eating it anymore, but no matter how delicious it was, her eating would not be like Wenren Yayue. Yun Mengchen's eating image is always so elegant and delicate, watching her eat is simply a pleasure.
The final result of enjoying was that the entire fat pigeon went into Yun Mengchen's stomach, and Yang Ze, whose belly was still growling, had to let Yun Mengchen take out a few pumpkins from the storage bag.
This is what Yang Ze has always prepared for adhering to the purpose of being prepared. Roasting pumpkin when there is nothing to eat is also a special flavor.
Although Yun Mengchen ate a whole fat pigeon, she still killed two of them when Yang Ze roasted the pumpkin. It makes Yang Ze feel as if women in this world are born foodies, and no matter how beautiful or ugly!
After eating and drinking, Yang Ze told Yun Mengchen about his calculations.
"That's what I was going to do. I have a recipe, or rather I have a way of making weapons. The power of this weapon can be large or small, and the largest can even exceed the full force of the Great Perfection of Yudan or even infinite. ”
Looking at Yun Mengchen's suspicious eyes, Yang Ze didn't mind, and continued:
"It's so powerful, it's like a devil in a box, and once it's released, it's going to be a lot of trouble. So this weapon cannot be leaked out. Otherwise, whether it is in the secular realm or in the immortal cultivation realm, the final death toll it causes will definitely be much higher than the death toll in the war with demon beasts.
Don't doubt that, I can tell you for sure. Because you never know how horrible human desires can be!
Therefore, the method of making this weapon is currently known only to me and my good brother Yang Dingtian. Because of the large-scale attack of the demon beasts this time, I plan to let you know as well.
But you have to promise me that no one, no one, remember, can be an excuse for you to leak this method!
Can you understand that?"
Yang Ze looked at Yun Mengchen very solemnly, and said every word clearly. Yun Mengchen could also see that the man in front of him was cautious at this time!
"I promise!"
So, Yang Ze told Yun Meng the recipe of *, and asked her to take out the small packet of potassium nitrate that she had used from the storage bag for her to identify.
The invention of thermal weapons caused more deaths than the total number of war deaths in any one era combined. Yang Ze is very clear about this. If it weren't for Yun Mengchen but another one, he would never leak it out.
This is not to say that Yang Ze can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, and he can't keep his secret. It was Yun Mengchen's sense of justice and his attitude of sacrificing himself for the Yanhuang Continent that made Yang Ze choose to believe her.
I believe that she hopes that there will be no killing more than anyone else, no matter which sect it is, whether it is hostile or not, Yang Ze also believes that he will not look at the wrong person.
After informing him of the formula, Yang Ze arranged the future plans, which needed to be completed by Yun Mengchen through the identity of Yun Miao Sect.
The devil has finally been released from the box, and it remains to be seen where humanity will eventually go. Yang Ze didn't know if it would survive because of this, or if it would speed up its demise......