Chapter 18 Key Points of MLM
In this way, a group of five people walked to the grandmother who lived at my aunt's house.
Lin Mu's grandmother gave birth to three daughters, and in her old age, she lived with her three daughters, but she lived in the younger daughter's house for the longest time.
"Auntie, auntie!"
"Hey, eldest sister, Lin Mu, you're here! Have you eaten? We're eating, let's have a bite to eat! Lin Mu's aunt warmly greeted Lin Mu and them to dinner.
"No, I just had dinner before I came."
While talking, Lin Mu's grandmother, sister-in-law, cousin, and cousin also came out of the house.
"Come on, come on, go in, go in!"
A large group of people snorted and cheered into the living room.
My aunt's family didn't eat anymore, they all gathered around Lin Mu's family and talked.
"Mu, why are you back?" As soon as I entered the house, my grandmother asked Lin Mu.
"I came back with the troop car."
"Nothing happened on the way, did you?" The elderly, worried about being injured, suffering, and wronged on the forest road.
"Then what can happen, the convoy of troops is very safe, do you think I'm not good?"
Lin Mu stood up, turned around, and said that he was fine and not injured, except for a debt of a buttock, of course, this could not be said.
"Brother, is it so hot in Province H? Didn't they use to be the coldest place in the country? ”
Lin Mu's cousin Guo Yu asked curiously.
As soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere in the whole room was different, and it instantly became heavy, and the aunt of Lin Mu, who was aware of this atmosphere, glared at her son, and Guo Yu shrank his neck when he received this look.
"Oh, auntie, Xiao Yu is just curious to ask, this is out of power now, and I can't get on the Internet, Xiao Yu just wants to hear about the situation outside!" Lin Mu hurriedly relieved his cousin Guo Yu, there was no way, who made them feel good.
"That's it!" Guo Yu, who received the rescue, hurriedly defended himself.
"H province is the same as ours, it's so hot, people can't go out during the day, all the flammable items outside are spontaneously combusted, the situation is the same on the way from H province to our village, everyone sleeps during the day, comes out at night to move, the village is good, at least there is food to eat, and many places in the city are out of food."
Such news undoubtedly lowered the atmosphere of the whole room to a minimum.
"What are you talking about! When Xiaomu came back, he met two children, and the household registration will fall in our family in the future, in addition to Xiaomu reporting safety, he also brought these two children over to everyone to see, and there will be two more children in our family in the future! ”
Mother Lin quickly changed the topic, the matter of Tian Ding's import is undoubtedly a happy event for Chinese families, although this is a happy father? No, I didn't become a father, eh...... It's a happy event anyway.
"Xiao Chen, Xiao Ying, come, you two will call with your little brother, this is your grandmother, aunt, brother-in-law, cousin, cousin!"
Mother Lin introduced the two children one by one, and both sides have met. (Does it feel a little strange, there is always a description that looks like meeting parents...... )
Zheng Sichen pulled Zheng Siying to call people one by one, and then sat down.
The same scene happened at the grandparents' house who lived with Uncle Lin Mu.
In this way, in half a day, two relatives were transferred, and the Lin Mu family was in the same village as the two closest relatives, and the other relatives in the village were all relatives of the older generation, all of whom were relatively far away, and they could rank the seniors and titles, but they didn't move around frequently, so they didn't go specifically this time, and they just said it when they saw each other later.
After leaving their relatives and being enthusiastically left to eat, Lin Mu and they finally excused themselves.
When he returned home and had dinner, Lin Mu used to fool Zhang Yang and Company Commander Wang before to fool his parents.
Of course, just like Zhang Yang, Father Lin and Mother Lin also think that Lin Mu has entered the pyramid scheme, anyway, everything that does not conform to the rules of value and economic laws will be deducted from the pyramid scheme. (MLM: I'm shameless?) Don't I have a precise definition? )
Lin Mu couldn't make sense no matter how he said it, so he could only say helplessly, "MLM is going to pay money, do you think I'm paying now?" ”
"Out, don't you need money to buy goods? This is a kind of MLM that is like that! Pretending to be a normal seller is actually engaging in pyramid schemes! ”
Mother Lin bitterly persuaded her son not to be fooled, how miserable people were in MLM, and their wives were separated, etc.
"Mom, no matter how other people's food comes from, you say, I buy it for one dollar and sell it for two dollars, does anyone buy it, can I make money?"
Lin Mu knew that there was a shortage of food in the world now, and he couldn't explain why there would be such a stupid shortage that would do something that did not conform to the economic rules such as being willing to sell grain at a low price.
"Then everyone is willing to buy, and you can make money, but how can this money be used for food, you take the money to produce food, it's not a loss!"
Mother Lin couldn't deny that she could indeed make money.
"Then this grain is not mine! At most, I earned a bunch of money that I couldn't spend, no matter how I calculated, I still have to hurry up to complete today's task, and it will be dawn in a few hours! "Lin Mu is going crazy.
Father Lin, who usually doesn't smoke much, smoked all the time, and Xiao Chen and Xiao Ying also sat on the sofa quietly like chickens, watching the debate between Mother Lin and Lin Mu, without saying a word.
"Okay, if you think it's okay, go ahead and do it, if something happens, remember to go home!" In the end, Dad Lin ended the debate, and Lin Mu was allowed to go out to buy food.
"I'll go to my grandparents and grandmothers first, and when they're done buying, I'm selling them to others! Xiao Chen, Xiao Ying, let's go, let's go together! "Free labor doesn't have to be in vain.
Lin Muhuan went out happily, leaving Lin's mother still worried about this and that at home.
"It is also said that it is not a pyramid scheme, but another key point of pyramid scheme is to pick acquaintances to start, isn't this the right thing again!" Mother Lin muttered to Father Lin.
Dad Lin extinguished the cigarette and said, "Don't say a word, let him do it if he wants to, you take care of it, don't let him take out the food at home, and let him ......toss the rest."
"Oh, you will be a good person, I am a wicked person in our family, and I oppress you every day!"
Dad Lin didn't know where he had provoked Mother Lin again, wasn't what they said before about whether Lin Mu had entered a pyramid scheme? Why did he pretend to be a good person?
Woman, I don't know your name!
Lin Mu didn't know about the husband and wife war that revolved around the relationship between Lin Mu and MLM in his home, and he was now riding an electric tricycle to open a new map.