Chapter 1 The silly girl is happy
It was already a cold winter, and it had snowed heavily for a few days in a row, and there was only a vast expanse between the heavens and the earth, and the silver was wrapped in a variety of colors without a trace of nakedness, and even the two rows of pines and cypresses planted in the yard were also collapsed by the thick snow without revealing a trace, as if the last bit of greenery in this world had been consumed.
As always, there are days of joy in the coming month.
She was lying on the edge of a moss-covered railing on the side of the promenade outside the door, looking at the vermilion cornices in the corner of the sky, and from time to time there was the sound of laughter in the front yard.
Inadvertently sighed and sighed.
Her surname is often Youxi, but she is not Chang Youxi in this body now. Living in the 21st century, she grew up as an orphan without a father or mother, growing up in a welfare home. Because he has no family background and no education, he repeatedly hit a wall when he went out to find a job as an adult, and later, under the introduction of a friend, he engaged in a profession that was both respectable and terrifying, and entered the mortuary. In short, it is not to make the death of the deceased too ugly, and to help some unrecognizable dead people in the funeral parlor to dress up with makeup.
However, providence makes people, who would have expected that when she took the first bucket of wages in her life and was about to go to eat Haisai, she had a car accident on the road, closed her eyes with blood, and then opened her eyes, she was about to be buried in a coffin.
I think she made a full month of contributions to the cause of the dead, but in the end, she was run over by a truck beyond recognition.
"Alas...... Alas...... Alas...... "Chang Youxi dragged his cheeks with his hands, pretending to sleep with his eyes, like a deflated ball, and couldn't help but breathe out his sorrow.
"Miss, what are you sighing for, the snow has just stopped, and it's cold outside, hurry back to the house and sit."
The little girl in front of her is named Ning Shuang, with a thin body, yellow face and thin muscles, but her pair of amber-like dark brown eyes are clear and bright, and she is stomping her feet to keep warm, smiling with her eyebrows and eyes, and she can't help but breathe white gas on her little hands that are red from the cold.
Chang Youmu turned his head, looked at the windy walls in the room behind him, and then looked at the shabby quilt on the moldy bed board in the corner of the house, and couldn't help but suck the cold, and turned his head in fear.
If you want her to stay in that pigsty to keep warm, it is better to freeze her to death.
Ning Shuang's eyes dimmed, swept the dilapidated house, sighed faintly, and for a moment her eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and her smile was bright, "Whatever the young lady wants to eat, Shuang'er will do it immediately." ”
From Ning Shuang's stammering words before, there are often people who half-guess and half-know that the original owner of this body, that is, the third lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion, is a stupid and stupid crazy woman, and she is the laughing stock of everyone in the world after dinner. But somehow a month ago, she fell into the ice cave of Xiangfu Pond, was frozen to death, and was about to be buried in a coffin, who knew that she had become this stupid lady by mistake, and I don't know whether to be reborn after the catastrophe, or to be sad about the impermanence of fate.
Thinking like this, Chang Youxi sighed a few times.
She lives every day with complaints and sad faces, but this little girl named Ning Shuang has three fires burning on her body, reversing the normal state of crying and crying, full of hope and enthusiasm for life.
Chang Youxi knows that Ning Shuang has grown up with the original owner of this body since she was a child, although she is a girl, she is much kinder than the so-called relatives in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and Chang Youxi is Ning Shuang's life. Now her third lady not only does not die with a whimper, but also miraculously gets better, how can she not smile like a flower every day?
In the words of this little girl, you should first put your hands together, and then mumble a prayer to thank the Buddha for his great mercy and protection.
This can't be blamed for her keeping talking about my Buddha's compassion, but it can only be blamed for Chang Youxi's nun-mother who always accompanies the ancient Buddha of the green light. Ning Shuang, this girl, was exposed to her ears and eyes, and she chattered about the Buddha all day long.
There are often joys and hatreds that bite half of their silver teeth, inadvertently clenching their fists, and secretly scolding the Buddha from beginning to end in their hearts, hum! Mercy? If she is merciful, how can she throw her, a good citizen of civilized society, into this evil feudal society!
Ning Shuang saw that her young lady's face was flushed and purple because she was angry, so she scratched her head inexplicably, and asked again: "What does Miss want to eat, just tell Shuang'er."
Chang Youxi gradually brought back to his senses, his thoughts opened up, and the leaves of boiled vegetables that he had eaten for a month appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel pantothenic acid in his stomach, and his throat was stuffed, and his face was blue and yellow.
Ning Shuang was so anxious that she yelled, and hurriedly ran down her back for her.
Braised pork, big elbow, roast chicken, hamburger......
Chang Youxi's mouth, which had not tasted a drop of oil and water for a month, began to flow straight down.
"Yo, what's wrong with Miss Three? Didn't you just pick up a life and come back, but you can't bear it, and this stupid disease is getting worse and worse?" A string of female voices came from outside the courtyard gate, the words were regular, but the tone was indescribably sarcastic.
This is the third living creature Chang Youxi has seen in this other world in the past month, in addition to Ning Shuang and the nun who hugged her and cried for two or three hours.
She was interested, and she didn't care about wiping the water curtain on her chin like a water curtain hole, she only raised her head with a smile, her eyebrows and eyes, and looked out of the door happily.
Chang Youxi's raunchy appearance now, coupled with those just the right amount of saliva, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a crazy woman begging along the street.
The few green figures standing at the door were indeed bursting into laughter.
Ning Shuang's eyebrows were cold, her clenched hands couldn't help trembling under her sleeves, and she often had a few frozen snots, still silly and happy, but she shook Ning Shuang's hand without a trace.
Ning Shuang looked sideways at Chang Youxi, her expression was relieved, and she smiled brightly, but her eyes were full of tears.
There are often happy eyes fluttering, falling from outside the door. I saw that the leader was a sturdy woman with a big waist and a round waist, dressed in a green wood gray satin jacket and cotton pants, with a pair of mean triangular eyes between the layers of fat, standing boldly in the center of the gate, followed by four young girls who hid their faces and snickered.
There is often a happy look at the washed white and patched thin jacket on his body. I think that no matter how bad the original owner is, she is also an upright third lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and even the servants in the house are wearing silk clothes, but she is dressed like a beggar.
It seems that the life of this stupid lady in the prime minister's house is really not as good as a pig and a dog.
"Mother Huang, the land here is cheap, and there is no room for your golden feet, may I ask why you are here for your money?" Ning Shuang's face was dark, and he said coldly.
Mother Huang rolled her eyes at Ning Shuang, glared at her coldly, and didn't pay much attention to it, and immediately gathered a sneer, twisted her waist and rushed over, pretending to be happy and blessed to Chang You, and congratulated happily: "Congratulations to the third miss, the third miss is very happy."
Chang Youxi wiped his snot and saliva casually, still pretending to be stupid, hehe was hot.
Mother Huang's eyes flashed with disgust, and in an instant, a brighter and brighter smile was piled up.
Ning Shuang's protector was anxious, she would rather believe that the sow went up to the tree than believe that the people in the second room would have any good intentions, stretched her arms, and strictly blocked Chang Youxi behind her, and said vigilantly: "What are you going to do!" ”
In her previous life, she had no father or mother, no sister and no brother, and she had been carefully taken care of in recent months after being reborn, Ning Shuang undoubtedly had the initial throbbing of the family string in her heart.
The winter sun is thin, and there is no warmth on people, and she often looks up with joy, Ning Shuang's small body blocks half of the sunlight, as if she wants to completely wrap her under her wings. Chang Youxi remained motionless, her eyes gradually became hot and moist, and she suddenly hated her cowardice and incompetence.
Huang's mother slapped the fat on her body, and she couldn't help but throw a slap at Ning Shuang, her hands flew up, only to hear a loud crisp sound, Ning Shuang's slender body was like a bleak autumn leaf, rolling into the snow, a few drops of blood were like flowers, urging them to open from the snow.
Chang Youxi was angry in his heart, pressed his troops for a moment, screamed a few times with his throat crazy, bounced up, and shouted with his palms and jumping: "Fun, fun...... I want to play, I want to too." ”
Saying that he didn't give the crowd a chance to breathe, he kicked the air with a warm leg with long legs, and then used all his strength, picked up his fists, and smashed his hands and feet at Huang's mother.
Huang's mother never guarded against a fool, but only received a punch, and her body fell like a mountain of dirt, and gradually broke snow. Chang Youxi was proud in his heart, but he cried and laughed in his mouth like a second fool who lacked roots, and rode on Huang's mother's fat waist with a circle of victory, and smashed her face like a drum.
In the small courtyard, a pig-like scream resounded in the sky.
Ning Shuang crawled in front of her weakly, helpless in a unique fight, and secretly pinched a cold sweat again and again.
The rest of the girls were stunned outside the corridor, all ignoring them, standing without their own business, and no one came forward. First, they were really frightened by the violence of the three fools, but they were afraid that they would be burned and become the target of the beating, and the second of them was that the yellow mother relied on the favor of the second lady and had been acting in front of them, shouting five and drinking six.
The fat man was curled up in the snow with a blue nose and swollen face, trembling, and unable to shout.
Chang Youxi was satisfied, thinking that she, a modern person who has studied taekwondo for a few years, can still let an ancient old sow have the upper hand?
Her hands danced excitedly, and her hair was messy, which was undoubtedly more crazy and stupid in the eyes of the ancients who had always emphasized words and deeds.
Even Ning Shuang felt worriedly that Miss San was crazy again.
Chang Youxi noticed the gloom on Ning Shuang's face, and his eyes flew when he jumped, his eyebrows and eyes were hooked, and he smiled like a cunning fox.
The boulder that Ning Shuang pressed on his heart suddenly fell, hiding the smile on his lips, his face was pale and shaky.