Qiqi had nightmares in the past two days, couldn't sleep, and pestered Huahua to tell stories.

"Huahuahuahua~The mountain flowers here are blooming~" Feng Nanqi hummed boredly.

"Flowey tells me stories and sleeps."

Hua Qianchu smiled and touched her head, took out her mobile phone and flipped through Zhihu, and began to tell the story.

"Next, you have to obediently close your eyes and sleep!"

One

Cats and dogs can't be kept together, and dogs are bullied every day.

"Stupid dog, get out of here!" The cat roared.

The stupid dog came to lick him again, startling him.

The dog turned his head sheepishly.

The cat closed its eyes contentedly and continued to bask in the sun.

After a full sleep, the cat opened its eyes, rubbed its face, felt a little bored, and felt inexplicably irritable.

"What about dogs?" The cat thinks.

The cat paced into the room, and the dog was lying on his mat in a daze, and when he saw the cat come in, he wagged his tail.

The cat said, "Come here, give me smooth hair." ”

After hearing this, the dog immediately got up, ran over with a fart, and the little bell around his neck rang "Linglingling", licking the cat's small body.

"Comfortable." The cat also stretched in response.

When he first met the dog, the cat was also surprised, except for eating, drinking, sleeping and walking, he spent the rest of the time around his owner and him, and the cat asked, "Don't you have a life of your own?" ”

The dog wagged his tail, thought for a moment, and replied, "What's that?" ”

The cat was speechless and said, "You don't have a time when you want to be alone and quiet?" ”

The dog said, "No, I want to be accompanied." ”

Cat: "Forget it. But remember, I have my own life, and don't bother me when I don't want to pay attention to you. ”

The dog stuck out his tongue and gasped, "Okay! Got it! ”

He's got a fart!

The cat found that the dog was still like that, always having fun, always lively, even if he had a dead mother's face, the dog couldn't understand the face, so he had to come over and pester him.

Finally, one time, the cat was so annoyed that he couldn't help but hit the dog, scolding: "Get away!" ”

The dog went to the edge of the nest with his tail between his legs, his eyes drooping, and he looked at him cautiously from time to time.

After a while, the cat got bored again and wanted to play with the dog, but then thought that he had just beaten the dog, he wouldn't hold a grudge, right? Then he barked tentatively: "Dog? ”

After hearing this, the dog rolled his ears, immediately stood up, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue and began to haze, and his tail also wagged.

The cat thought it was funny.

This stupid dog really doesn't hold grudges.

The dog also slowly learned the cat's temper, and when he wanted a cat to be quiet, he would not disturb him.

The bored dog will go out for a walk, they live on the 27th floor, everyone in the community knows him, he will sometimes take the elevator down by himself, want to come back and wait at the elevator door.

The cat wanted to be comfortable for a while again, and the dog was very knowledgeable and slipped out the door. The cat lay on the balcony and watched the silly dog laugh downstairs.

Looking at it, the cat's eyes narrowed.

"This stupid dog? What to do? ”

The stupid dog met another dog downstairs, and the two dogs went crazy, and the cat was very upset.

They went crazy for a long time, and the cat even slept, of course, and it is not known if it fell asleep or not.

When it was almost dark, the dog came back, still covered in mud, and when he saw that the cat was still lying on the balcony, the dog rushed over with joy, and the bell around his neck kept ringing.

The cat "snapped" at his face and slapped him, and the dog was stunned.

The cat roared, "Playing for so long and knowing to come back? Stinks to death, go take a bath, and don't come near me if you smell of other dogs in the future. ”

The dog grabbed his tail again, lowered his head and bit the corner of his master's clothes, and dragged his master to the bathroom.

The cat felt as if he was a little grumpy, but then he thought about it, no, he didn't have a life of his own, so I had to be there when I needed him to play with me, and I couldn't play with other dogs.

Well, no problem.

During the night, there was a burglar in the house.

The dog spotted the thief and rushed forward with a "whoop", but the cat didn't care.

The thief was startled when he saw a dog rushing towards him, and kicked the dog away with a flying kick, and the dog fell to the side, grinning in pain.

When the cat saw this, he immediately bowed down, the hair on his back stood upside down, and his mouth screamed: "This stupid dog is only I can fight!" And he flew up.

When the thief saw another cat flying over, he immediately waved his hand, grabbed the cat, and threw it out vigorously.

"Meow".

The cat was thrown off the balcony.

After the master was awakened, the thief ran away.

Downstairs, there was no trace of a cat.

The dog anxiously circled around the neighborhood, whining as it went, and refused to go home.

The owner was distressed, hugged him and comforted: "Don't be sad, the cat has nine lives, he should have woken up and ran away." ”

The dog plunged into its owner's arms, throbbing with grief and tears streaming down its face.

From then on, the dog seemed to be autistic, and he no longer had fun at home, but just lying on the balcony and quietly looking downstairs.

Except when he was going out for a walk, he would whine and hum in circles around the neighborhood.

Many years have passed, and the dog is gone.

He had no strength to move, and the bell around his neck had not rang for a long time, and the master had replaced him with a new rope.

He wouldn't let the old rope be thrown away, and when the owner wanted to throw it away, he bared his teeth.

That's what the cat gave him.

Originally, the bell was for cats, but the cats were uncomfortable, so they grabbed it and threw it to the dog.

The dog bit in his mouth as if he had found a treasure, until his owner had no choice but to put it on him.

The dog couldn't stand it anymore, and his eyelids, which had been looking downstairs, finally struggled to close.

The lost dog walked along Huangquan Road to the Naihe Bridge with his tail between his legs.

Suddenly, a voice came from the front.

"Stupid dog, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

The dog suddenly stopped, looked up, and looked forward.

The cat was sitting at the head of the bridge watching him.

The dog happily spread its feet and rushed up to him and licked him, and the cat was licked comfortably, and a "purr" sound came out of its throat.

Seeing this, the mother-in-law on the side of the bridge smiled and said, "Here?" He's the one you're waiting for? ”

The cat immediately rolled over and stood up, and "meowed" twice at her mother-in-law, and shook her tail slightly.

The mother-in-law smiled and said, "Then you go, this time I will let you reincarnate in a family." ”

The cat nodded, and as he walked forward, he said to the dog, "Stupid dog, reincarnated." In order to wait for you, I have been masturbating Meng Pobai here for several years! ”

The dog wagged its tail, barked excitedly twice, and took a step to keep up with the cat, and the bell around his neck rang again.

Text: wb/unary Q too

Two

It's another old-fashioned routine

The princess was taken captive by the dragon

The one who came to save her would marry the princess

"I said that you humans are not annoying, if you like it, let your father tie him up and let him marry you."

"What if he doesn't like me?"

"My Royal Highness Princess, that's how your reputation for our dragons has been ruined by you."

"Thank you for your cooperation, thank you for your hard work."

"Anyway, you pay for the performance, but I don't understand why you humans are so troublesome."

"I can't imagine you're still a mother."

The princess diverted the subject

"Nonsense, people are divided into men and women, dragons have male and female, how about it? My lady is as beautiful as you, right? ”

The dragon takes on a human form and stands with the princess

The same ice muscle and jade bones are overwhelming

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful, okay, okay, when I go back, in addition to the gold jewelry I promised you, I will give you my best rouge."

"Cut, who is rare."

"Eh, someone has come to save you again, come over and see if it's your stupid knight."

The dragon stood at the window and pointed to a figure below

"No, no, no!"

The look of joy on the princess's face disappeared immediately, and she stamped her foot angrily and pouted

"It's the thirty-ninth, the person you're waiting for won't come, will they?"

The dragon drove away the man who tried to reach the pinnacle of life by saving the princess, and returned to the window.

"It's coming, I'll be back."

"It's not that I said, you see so many people come to save you, thorns all the way, several are still princes, no worse than your stupid knights, you can make do with them."

"No, I'll wait for him."

"Forty-fifth, this should be, this one is dressed like the most desperate."

The evil dragon fingers touched his lips and said lightly

The princess threw herself to the window and took a look

He picked up his skirt and rushed down the castle

"Why are you here?"

Although the princess was angry, she even had a smile in the corner of her eye

"I ran away from everyone who wanted to come in and save you, but there were too many people and someone sneaked in."

The stupid knight scratched his head

"It's good that you weren't rescued by someone else."

The princess followed the knight back

Before leaving, he put his hand behind his head and waved it in the direction of the castle.

"Mission accomplished, call it a day and go to bed."

The dragon yawned

"Hey, little princess, tell your father to tie me up, damn, the little green dragon in the western castle is so handsome! By the way, the rouge you said last time is for the old lady to use. ”

Text: Zhihu/Ah Yan

Three

The kitten was a little confused: why was he basking in the sun, he was carried home by a man, and before going home, he went to a terrible place to take a bath, forced to take medicine, and his neck hurt.

Now, there was a small dried fish in the small bowl in front of him, and the man said with a smile: "Little kitten, you don't have to wander anymore, this is your home." ”

Yo, strange human.

The kitten tentatively took a bite of the small dried fish, which was really delicious. The man said, "After you, you will call, is the soybean good?" ”

"Mi~" kitten is dissatisfied.

"Ha, if you agree, then call it soybeans!" The man seemed to be happy.

I agree with the hell, oh, what is the name of this. The kitten thought dissatisfied.

Soybeans have been living here for a while, but it is not bad, eating and drinking are not worried, no longer have to be drenched in the rain and freezing, the days are very leisurely.

Men go out early and return late, and when they come back, they always hug it: "It's good to have you waiting for me at home." ”

Who is waiting for you, I am waiting for canned food, I don't need you if I want to open it myself, I am a passionate human being.

Soybeans thought.

Men will always talk to it about some things, hard work, their own pressure, and at the end, they will add: "I don't know if you can understand it." ”

Of course I understand, but I don't bother to pay attention to you, but you can't understand my language. Stupid humans.

Although Huang Dou thinks so, he still squats at the door and waits for the man at the door every day when he is almost home.

During these days, the man frequently mentions a woman, his new colleague, and every time he talks about her to Huang Dou, his eyes are bright. One day, the man came back happily and brought a lot of dried fish to the soybeans: "Soybeans! She agreed to be my girlfriend! Come to our house for dinner next weekend! I've got to clean up! ”

Huang Dou looked at the man's messy bachelor apartment and thought: Hypocritical human.

A week later, sure enough, there was a cute girl who laughed, and Huang Dou liked her very much, and she looked cuter than the stupid man. It was this night that the men were very restrained and stammered nervously.

Useless human beings have to rely on Lao Tzu.

Soybeans jumped on the table and touched the remote control, and both of them subconsciously picked it up, and their hands touched each other.

The girl blushed a little, and the man smiled stupidly.

And so it went on for two years, and the man and the girl got married. On the wedding day, they brought a bow to the soybeans, and the soybeans didn't like it very much, but the two of them smiled and took various selfies with the soybeans.

Okay. It's good that you're happy today, naïve humans.

They moved to a larger house with soybeans.

After a long time, the girl's belly bulged.

How much did she eat? Soybeans thought.

Later, the girl gave birth to a doll.

Human cubs are annoyed to death. Since the little doll can crawl, the soybean has never been born, the little doll always crawls over "hey, hey, hey", planted on the soybean, and rubs its face.

Time passed quickly, the little doll was already able to stumble and walk, and one day, the man had just made coffee, and the phone rang, so he put the hot coffee pot on the table and went to answer the phone. The little doll walked over curiously, stretching out her short little arms and trying to reach the coffee pot on the edge of the table.

Human cubs are stupid to death!

Soybeans ran over and hooked the little doll's leg with his tail, and the little doll was attracted by the soybeans, "hey, hey, hey", and came to chase the soybeans leisurely.

Confused humans, I'm betraying my hue to save your cubs, at least five little dried fish tonight!

In a blink of an eye, the little dolls are all in elementary school.

Soybeans are also old. I can't eat small dried fish, and I just lie by the window and bask in the sun all day long.

Knowing that its end was near, it began to hide.

Men can find it every time: "Soybeans are not afraid, this is your home, this is safe." ”

Family? Alas, it's nice to have a home.

On this day, I didn't eat soybean rice anymore, and I didn't have the strength to move, so I lay in the corner, quietly.

The man picked up the soybean in distress, and the soybean looked at the man with red eyes from crying and thought: What a fragile human being.

"Soybeans, will we meet in the next life? Can you tell me a code to meet again? ”

Huang Dou suddenly struggled out of the man's arms, walked to the milk biscuit given to him by the little doll last night with all his strength, opened his mouth to bite off a piece, and fell to the ground, never to get up again.

The soybean has been dead for a month and seven days. The man still hasn't come out of this sadness. The little doll doesn't understand, how to go to school by herself, and the soybeans will be gone when she gets home. The family of three has not eaten properly these days, and everyone is in grief.

But life has to go on, and men try to adjust their emotions and get up to work.

On his way to work, a small furball suddenly blocked his way.

"Mi~"

It's a small white milk cat, but there is a black fur on its back, and the shape is like... It's like the cookie that the soybean bit off before he died!

This early morning, the pedestrians on the road were in a hurry, and some passers-by did not understand why a man who looked very man, squatting on the side of the road, holding a white kitten with black flowers, cried so sadly.

They don't understand, it's a cry of joy for a reunion.

Four

1.

Little Red Riding Hood will probably never forget this winter.

It was particularly cold, with large snowflakes with sharp edges and sharp edges, and the wind was like a knife.

She was kicked out of the house by her parents and trudged through the snow and wind.

"You're old enough, there's no reason for us to raise you anymore!"

The parents closed the door coldly, and Little Red Riding Hood didn't have time to say, could you give her a warm dress?

Little Red Riding Hood is most afraid of the cold.

She walked and walked, and suddenly accidentally stepped on the air, and rolled down the slope with a grunt, and fell into the snow with an upside-down onion.

She was about to crack in pain, but she didn't dare to cry, because in the distance, a long wolf howl sounded. She covered her mouth and moved her body desperately, but she didn't know where to go.

When Little Red Riding Hood was about to freeze, the snowdrift next to her suddenly opened, and the snowflakes fell.

Ah, it turned out to be a small room.

Inside, stood a short, stocky brown bear in his pajamas, who looked at Little Red Riding Hood with sleepy eyes. Ask, "Would you like to come in for a while?" ”

2.

Mr. Brown Bear's hut was lit with crackling firewood, hot tea and warm quilts,

"You can stay as long as you want," he said generously.

In this way, Mr. Brown Bear and Little Red Riding Hood lived together, drinking hot milk tea and telling stories in the winter hut, and when spring came, they went everywhere to pick fruit and decorate the hut with flowers and grass garlands. In the summer, I go fishing and mushroom picking.

"I love Little Red Riding Hood the most in the world," said Mr. Brown Bear, who lived in solitude until the little girl knocked on his hibernation door.

Is this love? Little Red Riding Hood thought that all she knew was that it was warm to be with Mr. Brown Bear.

Not being able to distinguish the difference between "dependence" and "love" is a common problem among young people.

3

Autumn came, and the princess in the castle posted a notice to recruit workers to build a glass castle for her.

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the princess enviously, she was wearing a fiery red cloak, and no matter how cold it was, it would not be cold in winter.

Mr. Brown Bear said, "Let's go together, it seems like a lot of pay." ”

"Okay."

Little Red Riding Hood and Mr. Brown Bear go together to build the glass castle, the process is boring and tedious, and gradually, Little Red Riding Hood and Mr. Brown Bear always go home and fall asleep.

It's been a long time since they've seen the stars and the sunset together, and it's been a long time since they've drunk milk tea to tell a story. Thinking of this, Little Red Riding Hood always felt a little sad, they fulfilled the dream of the princess's glass castle, but what about their dream?

But Mr. Brown Bear always did it very seriously, and Little Red Riding Hood could not complain.

Until one day, the princess came to inspect the glass castle and saw Mr. Brown Bear, who was short and chubby.

When Little Red Riding Hood came back with the glass, she saw the princess standing on Mr. Brown Bear's shoulder, giggling.

That used to be her exclusive place.

From then on, the princess often came to play with Mr. Brown Bear, nominally, to discuss the drawings of the glass castle, and the two of them were always laughing.

And Little Red Riding Hood and Mr. Brown Bear haven't laughed together for a long time.

"Do you like princesses very much?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

"I like it"

The construction of the castle reached a critical moment, and the princess demanded that all the craftsmen live in dormitories next to the construction site.

Little Red Riding Hood watched in a daze as Mr. Brown Bear packed his bags, and she felt that something was slipping by, and she didn't know how to grab it.

"I don't want to leave the house."

"Then you can stay at home, it's just winter coming, stock up on some food for the winter"

Mr. Brown Bear is still so honest.

"I mean," Little Red Riding Hood said with difficulty, "Let's not go, okay?" ”

At this moment she discovered.

She is really fond of Mr. Brown Bear.

Not companionship, not dependence.

"Not good"

Mr. Brown Bear simply refused: "I promised the princess to help her finish the castle." ”

Mr. Brown Bear's big back disappeared into the forest, and Little Red Riding Hood remembered what he had said.

"I like Little Red Riding Hood the most in the world"

At that time, it was because you had never seen the whole world at all!

That autumn, Little Red Riding Hood was busy.

She collects firewood alone, catches fish alone, and dries bacon alone......

She had to fill Mr. Brown's house to the brim before she could leave.

4

Before the first snow of winter fell, the princess's glass castle was finally built.

It's even more brilliant than you imagined. The princess paid everyone handsomely, but at the end she stopped Mr. Brown Bear.

"Come and stay here with me!" The princess said shyly.

"No, I have to go home for the winter, Little Red Riding Hood is waiting for me." Mr. Brown Bear said humbly.

The princess was a little annoyed, she thought what was that little red riding hood? But she's a good girl, and she can't say that.

"But there are still a lot of unfinished parts of the glass castle, you stay and build it for me, okay, I'll give you a lot of money."

"No, that's enough," said Mr. Brown Bear, "the work is never done, but Little Red Riding Hood has only one." ”

Mr. Brown Bear is gone, leaving the stunned princess and the glass castle behind.

5

Little Red Riding Hood had another nightmare of herself falling in the snow, and this time, no one opened the door for her.

Dreaming and dreaming, she cried, and a big hairy paw wiped her tears

It's Mr. Brown Bear!

"How did you get back! I'm—" She hadn't had time to leave yet.

"The castle is built, and the payment has been paid, so I'll buy this for you!"

Mr. Brown Bear took out a red cloak that was thicker than the princess's, soft and beautiful, and it would never freeze in the cold winter.

Little Red Riding Hood was surprised and said, "Why did you buy me this?" ”

Mr. Brown Bear said, "Aren't you afraid of the cold? With this, you can play everywhere even in winter. ”

Little Red Riding Hood looked at Mr. Brown Bear's innocent smiling face and couldn't help crying: "But it's too expensive!" You've had all the hard work of the fall. ”

Mr. Brown Bear wiped her tears with his big thick paws and said, "It's okay! Being able to buy something you like for you is the meaning of hard work! Hey hey"

Outside the window, winter is coming, and the cold wind is howling.

But Little Red Riding Hood and Mr. Brown Bear snuggled together, wrapped in such a fiery cloak, the cold wind will slip away, right?

"I like Little Red Riding Hood the most in the world"

"Me too"

I like Mr. Brown Bear the most in the world!

Source: Ling Chunjun / wb