Chapter 145: The second uncle who has a thief's heart and no thief's guts

Chapter 144: The second uncle who has a thief's heart and no thief's guts

"Seventy-seven girl, ...... Stop this kid, he ...... He's crazy, he's going to kill me! Xia Duoshou asked Xia Qiqi for help.

Xia Qiqi smiled and kindly said to Xia Duoshou: "Second uncle, you shouldn't know my cousin's temper, right?"

He hates threats and orders from others! Isn't that what you just said tantamount to threatening him!

At this time, if I let him let you go, it will be equivalent to ordering him! Threats and orders, both things are put together, do you think you still have a life? ”

Lu Jiu's eyes became more and more terrifying, and the long arrow in his hand was even aimed at Xia Duoshou's head, and he tried it several times one after the other.

Xia Duoshou's legs were weak, he didn't dare to look at Lu Jiu, let alone look at Lu Jiu's arrow facing his head.

Suddenly, Xia Duoshou looked like he was about to cry and looked at Xia Qiqi: "Qiqi girl, the second uncle is wrong!" The second uncle is not looking for you to ask for roe deer meat, and the second uncle's body is weak!

You just treat me as a fart, let me go, won't you? I beg you, it's the second uncle who is not good, the second uncle is a bastard! ”

As he spoke, Xia Duoshou raised his hand and symbolically patted his face twice.

That look, more dog legs, more dog legs!

Xia Qiqi twitched the corners of his mouth, but still didn't make a sound.

Xia Duoshou didn't dare to look at Lu Jiu, that kid was standing next to him, he felt panicked in his heart, let alone look directly at him!

"Qiqi girl, why should I say that it is also your second uncle! You can't just watch me die, Seven-Seven girl......"

Xia Duoshou howled as a ghost.

I don't know, I think he has experienced some human tragedy!

Xia Qiqi looked at him without interest, and she felt spicy when she looked at it, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the other end of the main house, "The door is there, hurry up and get out of me!" If you give me another four-room trouble, my cousin's arrow will pierce your head!" ”

When Xia Duoshou heard this, he knew that Xia Qiqi was preparing to let himself go.

He didn't say anything, he just ran away.

As soon as he ran out of the courtyard of the fourth room, he jumped up and pointed at Xia Qiqi and scolded: "Cheap girl, you even get your second uncle, you can't die well!" You wait for me, I won't let it go...... Ah......h

Xia Duoshou cursed, and before he could finish speaking, the long arrow in Lu Jiu's hand shot out.

Impartially, it just landed on the ground between Xia Duoshou's legs.

At that moment, Xia Duoshou only felt that the balls were tight, and then there was a hot wetness in his pants, accompanied by the smell of urine......

He has a long life...... I was so frightened by the arrow that I peed my pants directly.

Xia Duoshou fell straight back, clutching his underneath and wailing.

Xia Qiqi was sure that the arrow didn't hit Xia Duoshou's balls, but this person, with such a little guts, really didn't deserve his heart to do bad things!

Xia Qiqi walked up to Xia Duoshou, picked up the arrow on the ground, and returned to his yard without looking back.

Xia Duoshou's wailing became louder and louder, and finally attracted Mrs. Xia.

Mrs. Xia scolded all the way, and it took a long time before she arrived at Xia Duoshou.

Before he could ask what was the matter, Xia Duoshou pulled Mrs. Xia's pants and screamed in pain.

"Mother, my son's underneath...... Gone! Our second room is going to be broken! Woowoo woo ......"

Mrs. Xia's heart tightened, she hurriedly lowered her head and looked carefully at Xia Duoshou's underneath.

The place he was holding with his hand was not a trace of blood except for a little wetness.

In addition, she smelled a foul smell of urine between her noses, and Mrs. Xia suddenly understood what was going on.

Her foot kicked Xia Duoshou's leg and yelled at him: "You useless thing!" You're growing well underneath, but you're a brute, you're old, and you're still peeing in your crotch, you're not afraid of being embarrassed, and my old woman is afraid of being embarrassed! Rubbish! ”

Being kicked by Mrs. Xia like this, Xia Duoshou came back to his senses slightly, and he couldn't wait to touch his underneath.

He smiled, "Whew, it's still ...... Lao Tzu's roots are still there, hehehehe......"

"Still laughing, you shameless thing, hurry up and get me back!" Mrs. Xia kicked Xia Duoshou again.

Xia Duoshou covered the bottom and hurriedly got up.

Needless to say, Mrs. Xia ran away.

Guesser, go back and check yourself below!

Xia Duoshou left, and Mrs. Xia didn't leave so easily.

She glanced at Xia Qiqi and scolded in her mouth, "I'm sorry, there's nothing to be ashamed of!" Messing around with a man all day long, a thing that can't get married! ”

When Xia Qiqi heard this, he jumped to his feet angrily, and the long arrow in his hand shot directly at Mrs. Xia.

However, she didn't shoot as Lu Jiuzhun, and the arrow was a lot of distance away from Mrs. Xia.

Seeing this, Mrs. Xia jumped to her feet angrily, pointing at Xia Qiqi and scolding, "Dead girl, you want to kill my old woman, you are crazy!" ”

"Milk, your mouth is so unclean, you should be taught a lesson!" Xia Qiqi said excitedly.

"Dead girl, I ......"

Mrs. Xia was just about to say something to teach Xia Qiqi a lesson, but Lu Jiu didn't know when, so she took out all the bows and arrows.

The arrow is mounted on the bow, and it looks like the arrow is on the string and can be fired at any time.

Mrs. Xia was slapped by Lu Jiu when she was in the mountains before, and she was afraid of Lu Jiu in her heart.

At this moment, he took the weapon again, and Mrs. Xia was even more afraid.

She also taught Xia Qiqi a lesson, turned around and ran.

After a while, there was no one!

Xia Qiqi was puzzled, and when she turned around and saw Lu Jiu's ready-to-go, she smiled.

Interesting, these two uncles are afraid of Lu Jiu!

Her milk is also afraid of Lu Jiu!

In the future, will she be invincible in the world if she has Lu Jiu?

There was such a big movement in the yard that Yu Guixiang, who was making clothes in the house, came out.

She opened the door and saw Xia Qiqi, and there was immediately a bright smile on her face.

"Qiqi, are you and Ah Jiu back? Have you eaten? I'll do it! Yu Guixiang said.

Xia Qiqi shook his head, "I haven't eaten yet!" I'll make lunch! By the way, flowers and flowers? ”

Since she went to town to do business, she has had too little time to spend with her sisters.

She also wants to get along with her two younger sisters more!

"They helped Aunt Zhao in the next village collect firewood, and Aunt Zhao promised them to do a day's work and give them a nest."

When Xia Qiqi heard this, his brows immediately furrowed.

"They ...... at noon Don't eat at home? Xia Qiqi asked.

Xia Qiqi used to go out early and return late, and he had never had lunch at home.

She thought that in her absence, her mother would cook for her two younger sisters at home according to the usual standards.

Yu Guixiang smiled unnaturally, "Qiqi, it's actually nothing, we used to eat two meals a day, but now the family can eat enough in the morning and evening, and at noon...... It's okay if you don't eat at noon! ”

"Mother, to be honest, haven't you ever had lunch?" Xia Qiqi asked.

"I ate it!" Yu Guixiang said weakly.

(End of chapter)