Chapter Seventy-One: The Lady of the Head (Part II)
When the black thin man ghost heard this, he immediately happily bent over to light the stove, and at this time, I took advantage of the fact that the black thin man ghost was busy, and asked casually: "Shopkeeper, can I ask you about something?" "Actually, it doesn't matter if you eat noodles or not, and I can't eat the noodles in the underworld, if you don't eat them well, something will happen. The most important thing is to inquire about the whereabouts of Li Sanwazi. Hearing my words, the thin black man suddenly raised his head and grinned.
I looked at the thin black ghost in astonishment, and just as I was in a daze, I suddenly heard a piercing gong sound behind me. I jumped to the side and looked over hurriedly, but when I saw a thin old man with a crumbling body, holding a gong in his hand and two pieces of bang, I couldn't help frowning. Belch...... I didn't expect that in this ghost city, there would be a watch, it's really strange.
Immediately afterwards, the old man struck the bang, and then the gong, and walked slowly forward. I smacked my lips, turned my head to the black thin male ghost and asked, "Shopkeeper, do you still have a watch in the ghost market?" Oh no, I have something else to inquire about......" I was almost disturbed by the old man who beat the watchman, I hurriedly shook my head, and then said, "Shopkeeper, have you seen a few people come in with a young man?" That young man is so tall and his face is ......."
I described it to the black thin man ghost, and finally I stopped and said, "I'm looking for him in a hurry, if the shopkeeper has seen it, please ask the shopkeeper for some pointers." After speaking, I solemnly clenched my fists and saluted.
But when I saw the black thin man looking at me blankly, he didn't say he knew, and he didn't say he didn't know. At this moment, but seeing the stove surging up, the black thin man hurriedly put the pot and added water. I ran to the board to cut shredded green onions and meat, completely ignoring my question, I was depressed in my heart, did I have to do my business to tell me what I wanted to know? But I don't have much time to waste here!
"Shopkeeper, you ......"
I was just about to say something more, when suddenly, I saw the fat woman who was lying on the chaise longue on her back, Huo Di opened her eyes, a pair of dark eyes, staring at me, I could clearly sense a touch of ferocity in her eyes. And then this fat woman stood up with a "whew" under my surprised gaze, and suddenly, I saw that the height of this fat woman was three heads taller than me, and the figure was so wide and amazing that ordinary people could not imagine.
I have to say that I was deeply shocked by the ferocity exuded by this fat woman. For a moment, I didn't even know how to say anything further. didn't wait for me to speak, but when I saw the black thin male ghost who was busy, he turned his head and nodded to the fat woman to say hello, and then continued to be busy. This scene, I can see that I opened my mouth wide, and I dare to love this ghost couple, it turned out to be a combination of a strong wife and a weak husband!
A big woman with a small man, not only is the momentum so contrasting, but even the physique. I sighed bitterly and shook my head. However, at this moment, I saw that the black thin man ghost quietly glared at me, as if to hint at me something, I frowned in astonishment, and realized that he was winking at me, and in the direction where the fat woman was...... It dawned on me that something was going on.
This black thin man must be the master who is afraid of his wife, so after this fat woman got up, he didn't dare to tell me anything, maybe he wanted me to ask this fat woman directly, if this fat woman is willing to say, then I can ask the clues I want. After thinking about it, I hurriedly asked: "Boss, I want to ......"
"Eat noodles, eat noodles, what do you think?!"
I didn't know that this fat woman interrupted my words fiercely, and then said: "Leave without eating noodles, we won't tell you what you want to know!" "After saying that, but seeing this fat woman's eyes staring at me deadly, it made me in a dilemma, this, what is the matter...... There are weird ghosts everywhere, and even this ghost couple is weird, don't I just want to ask something? If you know, just talk about it, I don't know if I'm going to find the next home.
However, I know very well that there is no second roadside stall in this ghost market street at all. Most of them have large and small shops, and there are so many customers coming and going, and business is in full swing everywhere. It seems that I have nowhere else to ask except to ask about this ghost couple. Just as I was thinking wildly, I suddenly saw the black thin male ghost running to me with a kitchen knife, staring at me viciously, and under my helpless gaze, the black thin male ghost then repeated the fat woman's words: "If you don't eat noodles, leave!" ”
"Uh......"
I was completely stunned. This, what kind of temperamental ghost couple is this? Just now, this black thin man ghost was still smiling at me, how can you say that it has changed? Looking at this posture, it looks like I'm going to chop me with a kitchen knife, alas, I really can't understand what is going on with this ghost couple, isn't it just asking something, as for being so popular? After thinking about it, I simply didn't stay any longer, looking at their posture, I couldn't figure out why.
"Wait!"
I was just about to turn around and leave, but I heard the fat woman shouting angrily. Hearing this, I turned around in surprise, but saw the fat woman pointing to the pot on the stove and said, "You have to pay for the noodles you ordered, if you don't eat them!" "Hey, I got angry when I heard this, this, this, this is simply a forced black shop! No, it's a forced black floor stall, and the noodles will not go down to the pot, so I cut some side dishes, and now I am stained.
What kind of business is this!
But I didn't want to cause trouble for the time being, so I frowned and said, "I'm from outside, and I don't have any paper money circulating here, so how about burning it for you when I return to the yang world?" In fact, I did not say this to ask for their consent, but to simply inform them. If you still refuse to give up, don't blame me for being polite, bully people, you can't bully people like this, you didn't ask anything, and you ended up angry.
What's more, he was also blackmailed by a ghost couple for a meal, which was really a wreck. You must know that the old ghost who has been cultivating for more than 600 years was not beaten to his knees and begged for mercy by me in the end, it is really unbearable that these two ghosts do not treat people as human beings so much, and want to extort without asking!
"You can pay on credit, but I know what you want to ask." The fat woman suddenly restrained her anger, said something with a smile, and then turned around and lay down on the chaise longue again under my stunned eyes. I was stunned, I had already raised the pace, but I had to retract it, and at this moment, the fat woman suddenly flew together and kicked on the buttocks of the black thin male ghost, and shouted insults: "Dead ghost! How can we do business drive people away casually? Do the thing to go! ”
The black thin male ghost hurriedly turned around and nodded to the fat woman, with a respectful face, and then returned to the board and cut the side dishes. I hesitated for a long time, but finally chose to walk over to a table and sit down. It seems that I must eat this bowl of noodles! Quietly glanced at the fat woman, only to see her lazily swaying on the chaise longue, but from her words just now, it is not difficult to hear what I said to the black and thin man at the beginning, she must have heard it.
If their ghost couple really knew the whereabouts of Li Sanwazi, it would save me a lot of trouble. Because of my delay, the hours in this ghost market were about the same as those in the underworld, and they passed very quickly, and after a while, I saw another ghost beating a gong, passing in front of the stall once, and this time, he struck the bang twice. In other words, it was the first watch just now, and now it is the second watch.
But I didn't feel that time would pass so quickly, and I looked anxiously at the stove, the black and thin man had already cut the vegetables, but the water in the pot didn't seem to be boiling. At this moment, I raised my head coldly, but I saw that this fat woman appeared in front of me at some point. Moreover, her malicious eyes kept looking me up and down. My heart tightened, and I couldn't help but lean back.
Looking at this fat woman at this moment, she didn't have the fierce scene before at all, but looked at me with a smile, and her huge body stood in front of me, like a big mountain blocking my vision. I really felt awkward, and I couldn't help but ask in a trembling voice: "Boss, you, you are ......?"
"Slippery skin, white and tender body bones, tsk...... Your body is really rare...... I only heard this fat woman salivating at me, but the words of praise turned out to surround my figure...... My heart is pounding wildly, damn it, this fat woman is too bold, right? You dare to tease me in front of your own man. But, maybe I'm wrong...... The next moment, the fat woman was under my shocked gaze, her hands dragged her head violently, and she pulled her head off with two "clicks". And on my head, there was a bloody and blurred intestine, and I was about to vomit when I opened my mouth. Immediately after, the fat woman's head was placed on the table, and she smiled at me: "If my head is on your body, it will be very attractive, hahaha......"
"Huh?"
I was so frightened that I jumped up and took three steps back, and at this moment, I finally understood that this fat woman ghost was not teasing me, but ...... Instead, he fell in love with my body and wanted to swap shells with me! Mother's! !! I stared at the huge head on the desktop in shock and anger, and in a trance, I seemed to have seen the record of this kind of ghost in the "Hundred Ghost Records", this kind of ghost ......, "You, are you the head of the evil ghost?" The biggest hobby of a demon like yours is that both men and women like to take away their bodies and use them to place their heads, while a ghost like the head woman has only a head and no body, so she is always looking for the other half of her body...... Are you really a head woman?! ”