One

Once upon a time, there was a princess in the kingdom who had fair skin and big playful eyes.

Well, that's standard for all princesses.

She has a voracious mouth and a round body at the same time.

That's right, that's very distinctive.

The people of the kingdom always make fun of their princess, for example, the princess's fingers are called ten fat caterpillars, for example, the princess's fat link is compared to the fifteenth moon, including the princess's attendants are also to participate in the foot.

"Our princess---- even her hair is old-fashioned flaxen, short hair, nine out of ten girls in the embroidery shop are this color, our princess, oops..."

When the princess heard this, she cried so angrily that she wet her pillow, and choked up on the air to complain about the superficial human beings, and ate a box of desserts to suppress her shock.

From time to time, news comes that the princess of the realm has been kidnapped by the evil mage again this morning, and the princess of the neighboring country has been captured by the dragon for the third time this month, and similarly, there are always countless handsome warriors who will come to their rescue.

But no one, no creature, had ever beaten her mind, the princess thought sadly.

She came to the high platform angrily and shouted to the sky: "You have the ability to kidnap me, you little bastards!" ”

A dragon groan was heard from afar, and the princess looked up excitedly, and continued to shout in the direction of the voice: "I see your tail pointed!" Don't be cowardly! ”

A huge jujube red dragon flew in front of the princess from the clouds, and it flicked its tail: "How do you see my tail is pointed?" ”

The princess jumped around, and she said, "Come near me and I'll tell you!" ”

The dragon obediently came closer.

"No, come closer!"

The dragon leaned forward again.

The princess's round body bounced violently, and her two chubby arms strangled one of the dragon's feet.

The dragon flew into the air in fright, and carefully grasped the princess to prevent her from slipping, and it accused, "You lied to me, you certainly didn't see the tip of my tail just now." ”

"That's right, I'm a bad princess, so you're going to punish me now, like taking me back to your home."

"I'm a good dragon with magnanimity, I forgive you, you don't want to come home with me."

"No! Then I'll stick to your paws and draw lots and lots of mushrooms on your fingernails! ”

"I hate mushrooms!"

"In addition to mushrooms, I'm going to draw turnips!"

"I hate turnips too!" The dragon deflated, "Alright, you little scoundrel, I'll take you home." ”

So the princess was kidnapped for the first time in her life.

The princess came to the dragon's island, and every day she looked to the left and right with her eyes shining, staring at the calm sea, but she did not wait for a boat to save her.

A week later, the princess crouched on the ground in frustration and cried, and the dragon was awakened, and it stretched out the tip of its tail and rubbed the princess's shaggy hair: "Don't cry, you see, there's a boat over there." ”

When the princess heard this, she burst into tears and laughed, and hurriedly ran to the side and waved her hands: "I'm here!" I am here! ”

The people on the boat asked, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm a princess who was captured by a dragon, are you here to save me?"

"Princess?" The man scoffed, "Why don't you have hair like gold?" ”

The princess was aggrieved: "This, this is innate." ”

"Then why are your clothes dirty and torn?"

"Because my maid is not with me."

"But I've never seen that princess as fat as you." The man sneered mercilessly: "The dragon must have seen that you were delicious before he caught you." ”

"Then you won't save me?"

"You're not a princess, why should I save you?"

With that, the ship faded away.

The princess froze for a moment, then fell to the ground again in agony, her tears darting out one by one, despite the filthy mud staining her cheeks.

The dragon looked at her, flapped its wings to obscure the sun, and flew out to sea, grabbing the mast of the boat and tossing it over in the waves.

The dragon flew back and said cautiously, "Look, I helped you bully back." ”

The princess raised her head and wiped her nose with her sleeve, and continued to weep.

The dragon crossed his steps and spoke again: "Don't cry, I'll let you play with my claws." ”

The princess sobbed, "Your claws are hard and thick, what is there to net." ”

The dragon spread out its claws and washed in the sea: "You see, the other dragons are all black-clawed, but mine is the pink claw." ”

The princess turned her eyes and saw that the dragon's claws were soft and pink, so she stopped crying, and fell asleep in the dragon's pink claws.

The princess gave up being rescued, and she decided to live with the polite dragon with pink claws.

"Dragon, why are you so nice to me?" The princess asked, "The people laughed at me, they thought I was chubby, and they thought my hair was like a dry straw." ”

"But I like your round belly, soft arms, and pink chin." The dragon blinked, "You're soft as cotton, I'm afraid of breaking you, and I want you to be even softer." ”

"What about the hair? You dragons don't like golden things the most. ”

"I'll admit it, but you're you, if I don't have Pink Claw Claw and only Black Claw, do you hate me?"

The princess kissed the dragon's fingernails happily: "No, even if other dragons have rainbow-like claws, I only like you." ”

The dragon is kind to the princess, but the princess is still getting thinner, and there is no candy box that the princess loves, no blueberry cake that the princess is used to, and no delicious meals prepared by the chef.

(A digression, blueberry cake is super delicious)

The island was only sour fruits, dried flesh brought back by dragons, and clear water with the smell of earth.

The princess was depressed, and the dragon asked worriedly, "My princess, what do you want, I'll help you bring it back." ”

"I want my soft pillows, fragrant quilts, and sweet maids."

"I can send you home if you wish."

"No!" The princess cried weakly, "No one loves me as much as you do, and after so long, I will come home in such a mess that I will become the object of ridicule of everyone." ”

The dragon began to fly away from the island every day, bringing back crates of gold and silver jewelry, all sorts of satin robes, and golden jewels that filled the entire lair.

The princess sat angrily in the pile of jewels: "What are you doing, these are not what I want!" ”

The dragon smiled: 'This will be what you want. ’

The dragon's criminal banditry has finally angered the kingdoms, and they have assembled a group of brave warriors, led by the prince, to go to the island to defeat the dragon.

The dragon gently took the princess by the collar, let her sit in his pink paws, bathe, change into a clean and gorgeous dress, and bring the glittering jewels.

"Look at me." The princess smiled and said, "I never thought I would be able to wear such a thin skirt, but now I don't have a round belly, soft arms, or a pink chin." ”

Dragon: "Just as you don't have golden hair, I still love you even when you become skinny, with a small spindle on your chin and a white swan on your neck." ”

The dragon flew out of the cave with the princess and roared at the people who had come to fight against him: "Come, despicable human, I have a princess in my hand, see who can save her!" ”

The princess was stunned, and began to struggle frantically, scolding, and shouting in defense to the crowd that rushed forward in frenzy, but her weak, small voice was drowned out in the war.

The dragon is dead.

Its head was cut off by the prince himself, who was handsome, tall, blond, and had a brave and fearless smile, which the princess had longed for.

The prince took the slender and beautiful princess, and the three ships of gold, silver and jewels, and the princess finally returned home, and her people would no longer think that their princess was round.

The courage of the princess was praised by the fluttering of flowers, the princess's slender fingers like willow branches, the beautiful cheeks of the princess like jade, and the princess's flaxen-colored hair as soft as satin.

The princess rejected the prince's marriage proposal and her fragrant bed, missing the dragon's bouncy pink claws.

No one will ever love her as much as it does, whether she's round or skinny.

Years later, when the princess became queen, she came to the high platform, looked at the blue sky, and couldn't help shouting, "Come and kidnap me!" ”

Nothing responded to her.

"Come on, don't be cowardly!"

Birds flew by, and white clouds lingered.

The princess fell to her knees crying, unable to sob.

The dragon is dead

The princess grew up

END.

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Two

At the head of the village lived a little boy in the big banyan tree hole.

He's ugly, dirty, and smelly.

But this is not the main thing, the most important thing is that people in the village are rumored that this is actually a youkai.

No one could tell when he had made his home here, and no one wanted to come near him.

But the little boy never said anything.

He had a sack full of seeds. In addition to what he had to do every day, he went to the mountains to find fruit to eat and went to the streams to drink. The rest of the time he spends his time planting his seeds in the soil. When they were sleepy, they curled up in the hollow of the tree and slept for a while, and when they woke up, they continued to sow seeds.

Actually, the little boy is just an ordinary little boy.

The difference is his seeds and cloth bags. A real youkai, in his cloth bag. Hidden in his seed.

When the little boy picked up the bag, he was told that there was a youkai seed in the bag, and if you planted it, you could get a youkai.

He was able to grant one wish of the wisher.

What should I wish for?

Is it to bring down this village that hates itself?

Is it to let all those who have bullied themselves die?

Or simply, destroy this world without a trace of temperature?

The little boy thought about it a lot, and at last he thought of a wish that he felt would make him the most happy.

So he kept planting seeds day and night, trying to find the monster.

Finally, one day, the little boy found it.

It was a beautiful night, and the stars were like thousands of pieces of gold, spreading out in the endless night sky.

The boy saw a tall, horned youkai rising from the ground in smoke. He had a hideous countenance, sharp fangs, and powerful-looking arms.

"My dear child, have you thought about your wishes?" The monster's voice was deep and echoed through the mountains.

"I've figured it out."

"Tell me, what do you want? Even if it is to destroy the world, I can do it for you. The youkai said.

"Please, please give me a hug." The little boy was a little cautious, but soon he jumped into joy.

"It's the kind of movement that is gentle, soft, and wraps your hands around a person's body, and it looks very comfortable and comfortable. I've heard that it's called a hug, right? His eyes sparkled and happiness spread across his face.

He said, "I don't want to destroy the world, please give me a hug." ”

Source: wuli Kosanchuan/Zhihu

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Three

Xiaoxian, who had just joined the company, fell in love with the great god of heaven, and stole the red thread of Yue Lao regardless of the danger and tied the great god with his name.

On the first day of tying the red thread, the great god took the initiative to come to the door to make an appointment with Xiaoxian to enjoy the scenery, and Xiaoxian held down his restless little heart and was speechless with excitement.

On the second day after the red thread was tied, the little fairy slipped and dropped the great god's beloved magic weapon, and the great god's eyebrows didn't wrinkle, as if he didn't see it.

Xiaoxian secretly rejoiced and was grateful to the red line.

On the tenth day of the red thread, the great god kissed Xiaoxian drunk, and Xiaoxian lived in the Great God's Mansion for a long time.

On the hundredth day of being with the great god, Xiaoxian heard the gossip of the great god.

"Why did our gods fall in love with that little fairy with weak mana? Is it too sad that you get up casually? ”

"Maybe, when I first came to the house, I heard about the gods and the immortals, it is said that the two have known each other for thousands of years, and the relationship is very good.

"Hey, I don't know where the Great Immortal has gone, if the Great Immortal is still there, how can our gods fall in love with that nameless guy."

"yes, it's a pity......"

It turns out that there is someone in the heart of the great god.,The little fairy who was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping was very sad.,If it weren't for his own means,,The great god is afraid that he won't look at himself.。

Xiaoxian stayed awake all night, and cut the red line and left the house the next morning.

When the great god finds Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian is sitting by the Milky Way to pay tribute to his lost love.

"It's not that you shouldn't be greedy, it's okay now, you have it and you lose it, how uncomfortable."

"What isn't your own?"

The great god suddenly spoke out and startled Xiaoxian: "You~ Why are you here?"

"Looking for a wife."

“？？”

"Looking for you."

Xiaoxian was very surprised, why didn't the big god hate himself if the red line was cut? More stories to collect can be poked at the Bedtime Story Gallery ID21620123

"I know everything, you have someone you like in your heart, it's all my fault, I'm greedy, I stole the red thread of the old moon and forcibly tied you, now I have cut the red thread, God, you are magnanimous, let me go."

Red line? The great god raised his eyebrows: "You stole the red line and tied me?"

"Hmm."

"When?"

"The first day of ascension."

Hearing this, the great god curled the corners of his mouth happily: "It turns out that you have been thinking about me so early."

Xiaoxian lowered his head, and he didn't dare to come out: "I know it's wrong, I shouldn't have ruined your marriage with Daxian, if you are angry, punish me."

"The punishment is to be punished, you ran out of the house without permission, let me be anxious, how can I do it without punishment......"

The great god stepped forward and hugged Xiaoxian: "Come back with me."

？？？ The power of the red line is really powerful, Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh, the scissors were cut, and the effect had not disappeared. Hey, let's go back, stay for a few more days, wait for a few days when the power of the red line disappears, and then roll on my own.

The days of waiting for the red line to disappear are very difficult, the great god has to exploit the little fairy every day, and the little fairy is wronged and does not dare to resist, who let himself do evil and tie the red line privately.

The power of the red line disappeared very slowly, very slowly, so slow that the little fairy became a big immortal and did not disappear.

One day, Yue Lao came to be a guest, and he was very surprised to see Xiaoxian, and got up to congratulate the great god: "Congratulations, God, you have waited for so many years, and finally waited for the great immortal to come back."

Xiaoxian was very confused on the side, what does Yue Lao mean by this? ?

At night, when the great god exploited Xiaoxian again, Xiaoxian couldn't help but ask, "What do Yue Lao's words mean?" Is Daisen coming back? Am I going to get out of here? ”

"? Where to go? ”

"The person you like is back, I'm sure I'm going to get out."

The great god rubbed his eyebrows, very helpless, this person, how could he become so stupid after a trip to earth.

Leaned over and continued to exploit: "Then you wait for him to come back and then get out."

"Oh~"

Xiaoxian waited for year after year, Daxian still didn't come back, and the great god still exploited himself every day, Xiaoxian regretted it a little, he knew that he didn't tie the red thread, and it was very hard to straighten his waist every day. Daxian, when are you coming back......

One day, the old moon drank with the great god~

"Why didn't you tell him the truth?"

The great god raised his eyes: "Before he became a mortal, I was the one who was exploited."

Yue Lao rolled his eyes with disdain: People became mortals to save you back then, you are good, you will take revenge, you really have no conscience, no conscience......

Great God: Conscience is not important, counteroffensive is more important......

Author: Yan Yan smiled and did not fall into the city

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