Chapter 514: The Battle of the Emperor and Queen
Empress Chen was stunned, "It's just dysentery, why can't it?" Our emperor is so frail? ”
Yingchun, who followed Bai Heran into the palace together, was also stunned, the emperor was about to die, what was this queen thinking? The focus is not on the right path at all!
However, Empress Chen was definitely not the only one who was not on the right path in this hall, so she heard Jun Mulin follow up with a sentence: "Can't!" He punches and kicks every day, and he drinks the medicine given by Ah Ran every day, how can he be so weak. ”
The Nine Emperor Princes sat there pondering for a while, and said, "Isn't it dysentery?" ”
Jun Lingxi also analyzed: "If it's not dysentery, it can be poisoning." ”
Yingchun is about to cry, whether it is dysentery or not, shouldn't you hurry up to the imperial doctor to see? How can this show that no one is in a serious hurry? The emperor's popularity is so bad?
Jiang Yue, who was still crying and chirping to pass the word before, stopped crying at this time, and stood there wringing his eyebrows and became entangled: "It should be dysentery, after all, the emperor has never been serious since he sat on the gong bucket, and every time he was about to get up, he sat back again, and the palace people have changed the gong bucket four times, and it is estimated that it will be changed for the fifth time at this time." ”
Empress Chen pinched her nose, Gong Bucket Gong Bucket, across the hall, she was about to be able to Gong Taste.
"Why can't the emperor?" Empress Chen finally got to the point, "Why can't you do it?" ”
Jiang Yue said: "I don't say how it doesn't work, anyway, the whole person looks like he is prostration, as for whether it will work, he said it himself, and said that the queen mother you just deliberately hurt him, and the whole pill for diarrhea was offered like a baby, leading him to be deceived." He asked the servant to ask, if he really can't do it because of this pill, can you afford to bear the sin of Shijun. ”
Jiang Yue felt that he was at a loss when he said this, "Why did you get involved with Shi Jun when you had a stomach?" I haven't heard of any emperor who died of diarrhea. Besides, this is Zhaoren Palace, which is the residence of the queen's mother, of course, the mother will offer whatever she loves, it is completely a personal preference, who is to blame him for stealing his mouth and eating it? ”
Empress Chen nodded, "You're right! Next time, the palace will offer a bottle of crane top red, and the palace will see if he still steals. ”
Yingchun really couldn't listen to it anymore, reached out and pulled Bai He's sleeve, and whispered: "Miss, go and show the emperor!" Don't really have an accident, we have to be responsible for what happens. ”
Who knew that Jun Murin did not agree to treat his father now, he told Bai Heran: "Don't go now, wait for the old man to pull it again." Anyway, with you, there will definitely be no big incident, at most he will suffer some crimes, and he will only know the proportions next time he suffers. Really, how old a person is to go to the woman's house to steal food, and say it to make people laugh. In addition, it's not appropriate to care now, they are gambling! ”
He said naturally the emperor and the queen, this game is the contest between the emperor and the queen, who wins in the end, the family will naturally listen to whoever in the future. Although this kind of game has been carried out not once or twice, but for nearly twenty years, the old emperor has not won once, which is more embarrassing.
Empress Chen beckoned to Bai Heran, "Ah Ran, you come, the queen mother asks you something." ”
Bai Heran stepped forward with a smile, saluted Empress Chen, and spoke first: "Does the queen mother want to ask why that pill makes people have symptoms of dysentery?" ”
Empress Chen nodded, "Yes, I'm fine when I eat, why can't your father get up from the gong bucket after eating?" Although he deserves it, he has to let him die to understand, right? ”
Bai Heran looked at Queen Chen's pretending to be calm, but she couldn't hide her worry and anxiety in her eyes, and suddenly felt that the way the couple got along was really fun. It is said that the husband and wife are happy and the enemy are happy, in fact, the husband and wife respect each other like guests is the worst state, but this kind of looks like a sworn enemy, always fighting all day long, but both of them are happy to miss each other, this is the happiest husband and wife life.
The old emperor always boasted that the woman he loved the most was the mother of the ninety princes, including their aunt and Jiang Yue's biological mother. But in fact, even when he loved those women the most, he never had the idea of abolishing the queen, and he never let any concubine threaten Queen Chen's position. After so many years, he said that he and Empress Chen were just a cooperative relationship, and he needed a decent queen to maintain the face of the harem. But in fact, he only came to this woman's palace, only quarreled with this woman, and after his beloved concubine died, he sent all the two children left behind to the queen's knees to raise.
Bai Heran thought, in fact, in the heart of Emperor Tianhe, he liked this queen very much. It's just that Empress Chen's personality is not so gentle, and her temper is a little irritable, and the identity of the queen presses on her, and she is a little more domineering and majestic, so that she can't make the old emperor arouse men's instinctive protective desire for women.
Empress Chen will not be a bird, and the old emperor will be less considerate and caring for her. But it's just that these things are gone, in fact, what the old emperor gave to Empress Chen is trust from beginning to end, and a unique companionship for more than 20 years.
In such an era when there is no such thing as a lifetime and a couple, in such a royal family that focuses on the continuation of children, Queen Chen is much luckier than many women to be able to get a husband like this.
Bai Heran patted the back of Empress Chen's hand, "Don't worry, the queen mother, my father is fine." The pill is for women, and men will have diarrhea when they eat it, which is the norm. After a while, I asked Gonggong Jiang to send him a pill, and it would be good in less than half a cup of tea. ”
"Really?" Empress Chen breathed a sigh of relief, "Just say that the palace, that old man can't be so weak, he can't have a belly, and he will be in the palace." But Ah Ran, I'm not worried about him, I'm just curious, curious. ”
Bai Heran nodded, "I understand, Queen Mother, I understand." ”
"You know what?" Empress Chen glanced at her, and then said to Jiang Yue, "You go and tell your emperor, let him sit on the gong bucket for a while, and wait for the palace to talk to Ah Ran for a while before sending him medicine, no one will die anyway." Right, Ah Ran, you can't die, right? "In the end, it's still hard-mouthed, not hard-hearted.
Bai Heran smiled and said, "You really can't die, don't worry." But you might get a little off, you know, your stomach hurts. ”
"Does it hurt?" Empress Chen hesitated, "How much does it hurt?" ”
"It's like ......"
"It's like giving birth." Jun Murin added.
At this time, Empress Chen's defense line collapsed, "That's not good, the old man is afraid of pain, and he has been afraid of pain since he was young." Ah Ran, you better give him the medicine first, don't come out with a pain for a while, and blame this palace Shijun, this palace can't afford this crime. ”
The Nine Emperors said helplessly: "It's better for the queen mother to admit that she cares about her father, why bother being so awkward." ”
"Who cares about him? Bengu doesn't care about him! Empress Chen exploded at once, "Lao Jiu, if you talk like this again, this palace will not agree to your marriage!" When the time comes, when the marriage book is stamped with the dragon and phoenix double seal, the phoenix seal of the palace will never be stamped for you unless you come to steal it. ”
The Nine Emperor Princes stopped squeaking, and he knew that once he had a woman he liked, it was equivalent to having seven inches. At any time, no matter who he is, as long as he pinchs his seven inches, he will only have to bow his head.
Jun Lingxi cast a sympathetic look at him, and said comfortingly: "Ninth brother, if you really steal, I will help you." ”
Empress Chen's eyes stood up, "A little thing with no conscience, I gave birth to you in vain!" If you dare to help him, I will ask your father to send you to a small border country to make peace, and the phoenix seal of this palace will definitely be well covered for you at that time. ”
Jun Lingxi stuck out her tongue and cast a helpless look at her ninth brother.
The Nine Emperor Princes were quite depressed.
Jun Murin laughed hesitantly, "Brother Jiu, don't always laugh at me for sticking to our family in the future, the two of us are now quite evenly matched, and no one will laugh at anyone." ”
The Nine Emperors still didn't speak, and sat there with a black face without squeaking.
Bai Heran couldn't help but smile and walked towards Yingchun, took out a pill from the medicine box, rubbed it with his hand and handed it to Jiang Yue.
"It's okay to chew and eat, it's okay to obey with water, and half a cup of tea is effective. Take it to your father! ”
Jiang Yue went happily, and before leaving, he said to Queen Chen: "The slave will remember to tell the emperor, saying that the queen mother is very worried about the emperor's body, and specially invited the princess Tianci into the palace, which solved the emperor's crisis." ”
Empress Chen gave him a blank look, "This palace is not uncommon to take care of him." ”
Yingchun watched Bai Heran put the porcelain bottle back into the medicine box, and thought that Miss's pill might be a universal pill, and any disease could be cured. But it seems that you have to rub it with your hands before treatment, and I don't know who can rub it, or only the young lady rubs it will work.
Finally, the Emperor of Heaven and Emperor came out of the apse. Empress Chen glanced at him, and said: "Yo, I also changed my clothes, the emperor is particular, and he will change his clothes when he is courteous." ”
The old emperor was so angry that he blew his beard on the spot: "If Lao Tzu doesn't change his clothes, you won't be able to stay in this palace!" I really don't know what to do, if I knew that I wouldn't change my clothes, I would smoke you to death! ”
"Smoked!" Empress Chen shrugged, "Anyway, you have a lot of women, so you have one of me and your descendants." But now there is not only one person in this palace, but your sons and daughters are all here, you have the ability to smoke them to death together, maybe you can be named the first king of cruelty by the historians. ”
"You...... You, you, you, are a wicked woman! Emperor Tianhe was so angry that he didn't know how to scold Empress Chen, he looked left and right, and saw a vase on the main hall at a glance, and he was about to smash it at Queen Chen.
Empress Chen was so angry that she jumped to her feet, "You smash!" Yes, you smash! That vase was given by the queen mother when she was alive, if you dare to smash it today, tomorrow I will take the pieces to kneel in the emperor's mausoleum, so that the father and the queen mother can see their son, who is not recognized by the six relatives! ”
"Ahhh I'm so angry! The old emperor roared angrily, if the vase can't be smashed, then smash something else, anyway, there are so many things in the hall, it can't all be left from before.
For a time, a fierce battle between the emperor and queen unfolded in the main hall of Jingren Palace......