Chapter 2 Home Remedies for Sheep Feces Soup
Chen He put down the chopsticks in his hand when he heard this, began to smoke a cigarette pouch, and after a while, he frowned and spit out a mouthful of eye circles, and said: "As the old saying goes, home remedies cure serious diseases, the third daughter-in-law has seen all the Langzhong on our side in the past two years, and the serious medicine is not less to eat, but it doesn't work, since there are home remedies, then try it, maybe it will be spiritual!" ”
Chen Asan didn't believe in home remedies very much, so he took a bite of the dish, and then said casually: "What home remedies?" ”
Liu Feng looked at her daughter-in-law who was silent, pouted and rolled her eyes and deliberately said it louder, only to hear her say: "This home remedy is to find six well water, and then six ewe feces, put them together, boil half a pot of water into a bowl of water, drink it in one breath before going to bed at night, don't speak, and then you two ...... That's it. ”
At this moment, not only Lan Fang was stunned, but even Chen Asan's father and son became stone carvings.
In the middle of the night, Chen Asan began to laugh wildly, while laughing, he kept hammering the table with his left hand, and pointed at Lan Fang, who was obviously depressed with chopsticks in his right hand, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't breathe anymore, and he couldn't say it.
Chen He also felt that this method was really unheard of, and actually drank sheep water...... This is disgusting to think about, he couldn't help but look at his daughter-in-law who was silent, thinking that if it was her, she should drink it honestly.
Liu Feng looked at Lan Fang's white teeth and gently bit her lip, knowing that she must be unwilling, but she also knew that this daughter-in-law, who had always been cowardly, would never dare to disobey herself, and she was a little proud, and when she looked back at her son, she couldn't straighten her waist with a smile, and said helplessly: "Son, don't laugh, beware of being angry." ”
Chen He put down the cigarette pouch in his hand, looked at Liu Feng, and asked with some suspicion: "Who are you listening to, is this home remedy reliable?" ”
Liu Feng glanced at him and said, "I listened to what my cousin-in-law said, saying that this home remedy is very spiritual." Why the Spirit? Because this sheep is good, this sheep eats a hundred herbs, this herbs cure all diseases, it eats all the poisonous and non-poisonous, and it is okay to eat it, which shows that this sheep is indeed a good thing. That's why I think, this home remedy is credible! ”
Chen He listened to it...... Nodding his head, he felt that there seemed to be some truth.
Chen Asan's laughter gradually stopped, but his face was flushed, and his delicate eyebrows and eyes seemed to look much better than his usual gloomy appearance because of this laughter.
Lan Fang looked at their family, and actually wanted to say that if the sheep eat all kinds of herbs and are not poisoned, it just shows that the sheep is the best, so isn't it better to eat mutton directly? I still have to drink sheep water...... It's disgusting to think about......
But she looked at her in-laws who seemed to believe very much, hesitated for a long time, and still didn't speak.
It was Chen Asan who kicked her under the table and gave her a very cheap smile, she actually didn't think he was bad, and pursed her lips and smiled at him.
At this time, Chen Asan was stunned again.
He had rarely seen her smile, and her shallow smile under the dim oil lamp actually made his heart seem to stop beating.
Sure enough, what the book says is good, the beauty is current, and the beauty is delicious. He obviously hadn't finished the meal yet, but he didn't feel hungry at all, and even wanted to pull her back to the house immediately, press her on the bed and bully her fiercely......
After the meal, just as Chen Asan wanted to turn the idea in his mind into reality, Chen He stopped him and led him into their house, and the mother and son closed the door, leaving Lan Fang alone to clean up the mess on the dining table.
She actually wanted to know what they were talking about, but she didn't dare to listen to the corner, so she could only obediently pack up her things.
Chen Asan sat in front of his parents' bed, looked at his parents with a solemn look and was a little puzzled, and asked, "Daddy, what do you call me?" ”
Chen He smoked his cigarette pouch and didn't speak, Liu Feng said first, "Son, it's not a way for Lan Fang not to get pregnant, I discussed it with your father, and now you are a child, so I thought that it would be better to take a concubine for you to enter the door, otherwise we are in a hurry to hold our grandson, and Lan Fang has not been able to conceive, how sad you say!" You look at the four pillars of the family, it has only been more than a year since they got married, and their sons will run away, every time your mother and I see the four pillars holding my grandson, I panic ......"
Chen Asan didn't expect his parents to take a concubine for himself, and he was really shocked, after all, he was twenty years old, and he was about to go crazy thinking about his son, but after all, his family is a farmer's family, and it is not easy to test the book, and he will still want to take the test for Xiucai in the future. At such a critical juncture, you can't have a little bad in front of your teacher, and the matter of taking a concubine will be discussed later! ”
As soon as Chen He heard this, he stopped smoking his cigarette pouch and asked, "Then San'er, with your current studies, how sure are you about showing talent?" ”
Chen Asan smiled proudly when he heard this: "The teacher said that my article is good, and I am at least seventy percent sure of Xiucai, my father and mother don't have to worry, my son will definitely be admitted to Xiucai in the next year to win glory for his parents, and he will raise his eyebrows." ”
"Okay, good son, don't mention the matter of taking a concubine, you can go back to the house and read the book! Don't let down the teacher's attention! ”
Chen Asan nodded yes, stood up and was about to turn around and go back to his room, when Liu Feng stopped him again, and said hesitantly: "Son, although your studies are important, but your body is even more sloppy, my mother knows that you are also anxious to hold your son, but ...... You should also refrain from losing your body, ah, remember? ”
Chen Asan coughed uncomfortably, nodded and grateful, turned around and left.
When she returned to the house, Lan Fang had already cleaned up,
Chen Asan looked at her hazy and somewhat charming face, and heard someone whisper: "Xianggong, mother-in-law said not too often, otherwise it will be detrimental to the body......"
Chen Asan rolled his eyes helplessly, not taking her words to heart.
Lan Fang was called into the house by her mother-in-law today and admonished her, but God knows that she didn't want to do this at all, it was Chen Asan every time, but looking at her mother-in-law's face, how could she not say these words......
At this moment, she looked at Chen Asan's eyebrows, which didn't seem to be as gloomy and terrifying as before, and mustered up the courage to hold down his hand, looked at his eyes, and said, "Xianggong, why don't you go and see Lang Zhong too!" ”
Chen Asan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, he didn't seem to understand what she meant, and he didn't know what she said after a while, and the good mood of the whole night disappeared in an instant, and he said hatefully: "Tell me to watch Langzhong?" What do you mean? Is it a? ”
Lan Fang saw that he suddenly became angry and frightened, and shook her head busily, and said: "No, no, Xianggong, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, it was my mother-in-law, she said that I was afraid that Xianggong, you have a heavy academic load and take into account the heavy responsibility of inheriting the ancestry, and I am afraid that your body will not be able to bear it, I just want you to go and see Lang Zhong to make up for your body, if you don't want to, forget it, from tomorrow onwards, I will go into the mountains every day to find ginseng for you, and it is okay to dig it back and give Xianggong you a good body......"
Chen Asan was only angry when he heard her explanation, and glared at her, but unexpectedly, Lan Fang opened her mouth again to obstruct and said, "Mother-in-law said that you can't be too ......."
Chen Asan didn't want to listen, and snorted: "What she said doesn't count!" ”
As the night darkened, only one light flickered in front of the window......
The night was silent, and the figure reflected in the window flickered for a short time before stopping. A tall, thin figure sat down in front of the window and picked up a book.
Lan Fang lay on the bed and looked at Chen Asan's back and sighed helplessly, he had been paying attention to him for so many days, thinking about what Aunt Li had said at that time, and now he was even more convinced that he was the one who had the problem.
But just now I just mentioned it and asked him to see Lang Zhong's embarrassed appearance, and he still fell asleep helplessly after thinking about it.
The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, and now, let's take one step at a time!
Early the next morning, Lan Fang had just gotten up and started making breakfast, when she saw her father-in-law Chen He carrying a bucket out of the door, and knew in her heart that she was going to find the water from the six wells.
She bit her lip helplessly, looked at a few sheep in the yard, the black sheep feces and eggs that rolled down on the ground, and a wave of nausea welled up in her throat, and hurriedly drank a sip of cold water to suppress the feeling of vomiting.
Tears were already hanging in the corners of his eyes, he looked down at his lower abdomen with tears in his eyes, and couldn't help hammering himself fiercely, sobbing: "Something that is not angry!" ”
In the middle of noon, Chen He came back, carrying a bucket full of water and entering the kitchen.
Liu Feng put down the needlework in his hand and went out to find ewe feces. As most of the sheep were fed in the village, she soon returned, and the empty broken basket she had gone out with was already full of black sheep and eggs.
Lan Fang had already started to clean up her lunch, she sat in front of the stove, watching Liu Feng take out the iron pot that was broken last year, and casually found a little mud to paste into the hole. Then the pot that was stained with chicken feathers and chicken feces in the chicken pen and rusty and mottled without even washing, just threw the sheep feces into it, and then poured the bucket full of water into it and put it on the fire.