Lazy donkey grinds and pees a lot!!

That's the only thing I have to say about Fat Wu!!

Damn, don't you know that two big dumplings are asking for their lives in the back? As a result, the chain fell off at this time!

I rolled my eyes, a little puzzled, just this guy's physique, how to do so many years of touching the gold captain has not confessed his life, but the heart is on fire, looking at Wu Fatzi's pitiful eyes, I can't see death without help, after all, Tsing Yi can clean up the flying corpse and corpse or two, if you can't clean it up, with Tsing Yi's skills to run, it must be no problem, but Wu Fatzi is stuck here now, but he has to wait for death.

Although this guy is not authentic, he has pit me, but I am not a hard-hearted person, I was pitifully looked at by Wu Fatty, and I couldn't help but turn back, and pulled the fat man out, but this guy's big ass was stuck on the stone door and I didn't respond for a long time, and finally I was a little anxious: "I said fatty, can you move, you two or three hundred pounds, pinched there and don't move, Lao Tzu can drag you?" ”

"Dude has worked hard."

The fat man smiled wryly: "I knew that I wouldn't eat it so much recently, but as a result, this meat has risen a few pounds!" ”

Still rising?

You're a pig again!

I cursed in my heart, at least there were tens of thousands of grass and mud horses running wildly, but at this time, I didn't care about grinding with the fat man more, and I was almost pulling him with enough strength to eat.

I swear to God, I've done my best, but the fat man is stuck there motionless, and his head is dripping with sweat!

"Wait!"

Suddenly the fat man said, "There's something inside that is grabbing my feet!" Don't let go, don't let go! Whew......"

In the end, the fat man's mouth suddenly opened and rounded, and his eyes were about to pop out, and he let out a scream similar to a ghost crying wolf!

I "chuckled" in my heart, and at this time I also felt as if something was pulling the fat man back on the other side of the tomb, and the force was too great, and I was dragged forward.

How dare I let go of this situation? If I let go, the fat man will have to be pulled back to eat and drink clean, and it is a living life, I can't let go of anything, while pulling the fat man hard, the bones and joints of the fat man are making a "click" sound, and asking: "What is the situation over there, can you kick it away!" ”

"Can't kick it away!"

The fat man's fat face was already white, and he said with some pain: "That thing bites my ass......"

Bitten?

I was so scared that my hands trembled, I almost didn't let go directly, it was not a trivial matter to be bitten by a big zongzi, that thing was in the coffin for so long, although the corpse was not rotten, but the internal organs or something had already been rotten, and now all of them have become corpse poison after being held in the body for so many years, and if you are bitten by that thing, you will immediately be infected with corpse poison, and if you don't deal with it in time, the human corpse poison will soon have to get into the internal organs, and at that time, Da Luo Jinxian can't save it, and the person who has been poisoned by the corpse dies, and he can afford the corpse 100% iron! !

At the moment, I can only try my best to pull the fat man out first, and how to solve the problem of him being bitten by a big dumpling can only be said later.

The fat man was obviously a little anxious at this time, after all, my strength was not as good as the big zongzi that dragged him, not only did he not pull him out for half a day, but he was pulled into the tomb again, a fat face was distorted, both hands were holding my hands, holding my life, this person's power burst out when he was dying, it was not a joke, anyway, I couldn't stand it, I was completely gritting my teeth and stiffening!

"I'll you, fight!!"

The fat man roared angrily all of a sudden, and his face, which was still miserable just now, suddenly turned red!

When I saw the fat man's posture, I thought he was going to enter the tomb and fight with the big zongzi who was pulling him, and I hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, it's a big deal that my buddy will go back to the tomb with you in the end!" ”

I'm telling the truth, although the fat man has pit me, he has been pit me since the first day they met, but on the way to the Qinling Ancient Tomb, everyone has been friends with each other, and they have endured hardships together, and they are more or less teammates, at least I think so, although my teammates are pitted, but I can't give up on him outside the cemetery to listen to the screams he made when he was chewed bones!!

Just when I was in a stirring mood and ready to do the most righteous and vigorous thing in my life, a very inopportune voice sounded.

Burst!

Burst!

Two very loud farts rang out in the burial chamber, followed by a foul stench!

I was choked by the smell and almost burst into tears, and the whole person was not good, and it felt like a dog in the sun - this Nima is the way the fat man said to be desperate? Just two farts broke in the mouth of the zongzi who bit his ass?

"Loosen up, let go!!"

The fat man suddenly shouted at this time: "Pull me out!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I also reacted, and hurriedly made a move, this time it was surprisingly smooth, I actually pulled it out to the fat man, and the fat man jumped up from the ground at that time, grinning: "Damn, it was really dangerous just now, fortunately, Lao Tzu was in a hurry, and he came to the guy who bit my ass twice......"

I was speechless.

The fat man glanced at me and laughed: "Brother Xiaotian, do you think my brother and I are messing around, do you know how much evil a person has in his stomach?" I don't know how many lives I have eaten all day long, these have entered the human stomach, and after the nutrients have been absorbed, all the remaining excrement is filthy, which is specially used to break the evil, but all the evil things are more shy about these things! ”

I don't know how to express my inner feelings at this moment, although the truth is so reasonable, but this kind of strange thing ordinary people can't really do, this is also your Wu fat man's unique job, first diarrhea sprayed feces on the Yin soldiers, and then collapsed two farts in the mouth of the big zongzi, and really buried it!

"Okay, don't be stupid, let's go!"

Wu Fatzi patted me on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaotian, what you just said said to the fat man's heart, not long after I knew you, I grabbed my brother at that time and didn't let go, and said that I wanted to enter the tomb with my brother again, it is definitely righteous enough, your brother and brother have admitted it, and my brother will also compensate you for the previous things!" ”

I don't have time to talk to the fat man at this time, leading the sunspot to run wildly without saying a word, Wu Fat Man saw this posture, and didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly followed up, don't look at the butt was bitten, it was not ambiguous to escape for life, and it didn't take long for it to come up, and the two of us ran all the way along the road, just thinking about being far away from the main tomb, it was too scary, it was not enough to have a flying corpse, and a corpse came out, it was simply a rhythm without a way to live.

The fat man and I ran all the way, running three or four hundred meters in the bends and eight corners of the road before we finally saw Zhang Jinya and the three of them, but those three people were standing motionless in front.

"What the are you doing stupidly!"

I went up and yelled, "Get out of this place and say something else!" ”

After saying that, I was about to continue to escape, but I was pulled by Rosa!

"If you don't want to die, don't move forward!"

Rosa clung to me, not only did she drag me, but even Kuroko didn't know why she bit my trouser leg and refused to let me go.

As soon as I saw this posture, I knew that something was wrong, and I was not in a hurry to run for my life at the moment, and asked Rosa breathlessly, "What happened?" ”

"Don't talk!"

Rosa glared at me and said, "Listen carefully! ”

The fat man and I immediately closed our mouths, and suddenly the corridor was quiet, and I listened patiently for a while, and suddenly felt a slight chill in my heart.

Syllable!

Syllable!

Bang bang bang!

……

A dull sound echoed in the corridor, like a ...... The sound of the soles of the feet hitting the ground is the same as when the army is advancing!!

And the distance to listen to that sound should not be far from us, and if nothing else, it should be in the left and right ear chambers in front!!

My face was green at the time, and when I came, we found that something was not quite right in the left and right ear chambers, could it be that after Gao Xianzhi jumped out of the coffin, the things inside also came out to make trouble?

……