24 Koufu. The art of making things up
"That day, the tide was rising."
"It's high tide?"
"Yes, seeing that the tide is about to flood the shore, I can only run up the mountain."
"And then?"
"Then I saw another scene that I will never forget." Speaking of this, Jiang Li had a look of embarrassment on his face.
"What do you see?"
Jiang Li avoided answering, and said with a smile: "I heard that writing articles has the qualifications to polish the pen?" ”
"Oh, ha, my nephew reminds me that I'm a little unreasonable when I'm older. Aunt Xue, help me get the check. ”
Brush! The pen is like a dragon, and the word is like a dragon.
Jiang Li swore that he had never seen such wonderful calligraphy in his life.
Jiang Li's heart melted when he saw it, and he said excitedly: "Uncle Feng, your writing is really good, Wang Xizhi is ashamed of himself when he sees it!" ”
"Haha, the virtuous nephew is too famous."
"Uncle Feng, it's not a good reputation, this sentence is my heartfelt words, especially the three words "10 million", which is really well written! ”
“……”
Poof! Feng Yue couldn't help but laugh out of the pig's voice, and then covered it.
Feng Sheng's face was a little dark, and Jiang Li took Feng Sheng's check as excitedly as if he was receiving a family heirloom.
Sure enough, wisdom is the first earning power, and today he finally earned financial freedom with his clever brain.
10 million plus the millions of today's live broadcast, just don't carry out prudent financial management, just deposit Yue Bao, and have more than 1,000 income a day.
As long as he doesn't take money to invest in entrepreneurship in a hot mind, even if he can't make a dime in the future, he will have the capital to eat and drink spicy food.
"Thank you, Uncle Feng."
"Yes, nephew, what did you see behind you?"
Jiang Li's face showed a look of reminiscence: "I saw it, it turned out that the rising tide was not the tide. ”
"What's that?"
"It was a pyramid-like building that came to the surface of the waves."
"When the pyramid-shaped building surfaced, a series of passages were opened, and ladders stretched out from the pyramid-shaped building passages to the bottom of the water."
"Then, sharks and tuna swimming in the water actually grew feet from their bellies, and they walked up the stairs up the passage like turtles and lobsters."
"The mermaid is even more magical, her back suddenly grew wings, the tail of the fish split into legs, and pale white flames erupted from her feet to the sky, and as soon as she approached the pyramid-shaped building, the outer wall of the solid building automatically melted into a circular passage and sucked her in."
"I guess the mermaid is the product of the combination of technology and humans of ancient civilizations, and the mermaid is actually a human, but she has transformed herself into a cyborg for some unknown purpose, or for some unknown reason. That's how it should be. ”
Jiang Li is relatively satisfied with this version of the story, the last time he encountered the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, this time he encountered the scientific and technological legacy of ancient civilization, which is reasonable.
"It's incredible, nephew, can you tell me where you found the mermaid?"
"Of course, it's ......"
"Last question, what did the mermaid tell you?"
Finally, Feng Sheng asked the key, this is the most difficult thing to explain the whole incident, after all, tens of millions of eyes have seen it, and his blind fabrication must be consistent with what he said at the time, and it can't expose the fact that he is the Jade Emperor It seems to be a joke when he says it.
There are some jokes that can't be made.
"Uncle Feng, have you seen the legend of the New White Lady?"
"I've seen it, Satsuki likes to watch it too, what's wrong?"
"Actually, the big snake is a mother, the first time we met, I was conquered by my Fengshen Junyi and heroic warriors, when I got home, she invited her parents to come to the matchmaker, saying that I couldn't kneel if I didn't agree, she brought so many soldiers, I have to admit it!"
Feng Sheng and Feng Yue were dumbfounded.
"But after all, humans and snakes have different paths, and mermaids are not unreasonable fishes, what she means is to marry first, and then get married when the big snake has become successful in cultivation and turns into a human form, I wonder if this is not nonsense, snakes can still cultivate into adults? I think, if a gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall, he should first take it down and run away. ”
"The mermaids are also fully prepared, even the dowry is ready, give me their family heirloom first and then give it to the big snake, this family is decided."
"Oh...... I see. ”
(Perfect, flawless, I'm a genius.) )
"Yes, it's a little hard to believe, but that's the way it is, if nothing else, I'll go back first."
"Yes, nephew Xian go back to rest early, mountain, send nephew Jiang Xian home."
"Yes, boss."
Before leaving, Jiang Li remembered: "By the way, Uncle Feng, that drone was washed away by the wind and waves at that time, can you get me a few more?" ”
"This is naturally no problem, we are signing a partnership."
"Thank you, Uncle Feng, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
Looking at Jiang Li's back, Feng Yue said, "Dad, do you say that what the little liar said is true?" ”
"You call him a little liar, and you can't hear him farting all over his mouth?"
"Uh...... I looked at Dad's expression, and I thought you thought his words were a little true. ”
"It's a bit of a reality."
"How many points?"
"He saw a mermaid, and the location he said was the same as the location we installed on the drone, and only he knew the rest."
“……”
Indeed, this time is not as good as the last time in Qiangtang, and the three daughters of Fengyue witnessed it with their own eyes.
"Xiaoyue, I have a very important meeting tomorrow, you go to Academician Lu's research institute on behalf of your father, and ask Academician Lu to strengthen the signal transmission of the drone, I have a feeling that the disappeared part may be more amazing than what Jiang Li said."
"Got it, Dad."
"How's the Qiangtang reconnaissance team going?"
"The 10 elites we sent entered Qiangtang from eight directions to conduct a carpet search, but unfortunately, we have not yet found the prehistoric relics encountered by the little liar."
"My fears may be right."
"What are you worried about?"
"They are not lucky enough to find prehistoric remains."
"Huh? What's the matter with finding something and luck? ”
"Well, maybe I'm too careful, wait and see."
………
When I got home, the stones in the river also fell.
"The mermaid's business is blocked by the Feng family, and it can't be controlled by me for a while, but fortunately, the snake turned into a Jiao behind me and was not seen, otherwise this matter would not be so easy to pass."
"Do you want to broadcast live in the future?"
Through this live broadcast, Jiang Li already knew that he was different, he was the Jade Emperor, he went outside to explore, and once the mythical creatures who wanted him sensed his existence, they would pounce on him like a cat smelling the fishy smell of fish, and they couldn't avoid it at all.
What should he do if he encounters something he can't make up?
"The left and right wealth is free, and now the fame is a little bit, or do something else, it's better to go on a wild adventure."