Master Zheng has been a master at Wansong Academy since he was in his early twenties, and it has been more than 20 years now. It is because he is very respected in the academy, and he is second only to the dean.

Master Zheng is old-fashioned and serious. It is conceivable how bad Xie Jinlan, who came to the academy with the intention of having fun, had a bad impression in Master Zheng's heart.

However, Xie Jinlan has a very bad taste, seeing that Zheng Fuzi is not smiling on weekdays, he is always in a hurry to provoke him, which makes him so angry that he blows his beard and glares. Several times I was on the verge of fainting.

Once, in class, Zheng Fuzi taught a famous poem handed down by the ancients:

The spring is silent and the water is soft. The little lotus showed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly had already stood on its head.

It's just that suddenly, in this class, where only Master Zheng's voice was heard, there was a 'poof' laugh from the hall.

Zheng Fuzi's voice stopped abruptly, put down the book and followed the prestige, and saw that the person was Xie Jinlan, who made him angry when he saw it, and couldn't help suppressing his anger and said:

"Xie Jinlan, do you think the old man is ridiculous? Or is this famous poem ridiculous? ”

Xie Jinlan rolled his eyes, covered his mouth and looked at Master Zheng:

"Master Zheng, the student thinks it's better for you not to listen to the reason. Lest you blaspheme the saints for the sake of your students, and it will be the sin of the students to be angry with your body. ”

Zheng Fuzi flicked his sleeves and snorted coldly: "Do you have less times to be angry with the old man on weekdays?" If you have something to say, don't be so secretive. ”

Xie Jinlan put down the hand covering his mouth and said, "That's all the student can say." ”

After a pause, he forcibly held back the smile on his face: "Doesn't Master Zheng feel that 'Xiaohe has only shown sharp corners, and there are dragonflies standing on his head.'" Does this poem have a deep meaning? ”

Zheng Fuzi looked at Xie Jinlan suspiciously: "You can talk about it." ”

Xie Jinlan said: "This poem, on the surface, is talking about the scenery in the pond, but in fact it is describing the behavior of women and men when they are intimate. ”

Zheng Fuzi was stunned for a moment, but after reacting to the meaning of Xie Jinlan's words, his face suddenly turned red, and he pointed at Xie Jinlan with trembling fingers and couldn't speak, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed.

All the students in the hall also reacted one after another. Looking at the demeanor of Xie Jinlan and Zheng Fuzi, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

When Master Zheng heard the movement, he immediately knocked on the book case with a ring ruler and reprimanded: "Don't laugh!" ”

After everyone reined, he looked at Xie Jinlan and was so angry that his beard trembled: "Insulting Sven!" It's insulting! Xie Jinlan, you get out of the wall for the old man! ”

Xie Jinlan spread his hands indifferently, and responded improperly: "Yes, master!" ”

Then he walked out with his hands behind his back and swaggered.

Seeing this, Master Zheng was even more angry: "The Book of Rites was copied three times! Turn it in tomorrow! No one else can do it for you! If it's cheating, double! ”

Xie Jinlan didn't take it seriously at all, he didn't even look back, and after answering the 'got it', he walked out of the door and stood facing the wall.

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Seeing Xie Jinlan stop, Ruan Yezhen asked curiously: "Then what?" Did you really copy it? ”

Xie Jinlan raised his eyebrows: "Naturally." ”

Ruan Yezhen's expression proved that she didn't believe what he said.

Xie Jinlan then explained: "It only adds up to six words, how difficult can it be to write?" ”

Ruan Yezhen blinked, thinking of the reaction that Zheng Fuzi would have after receiving Xie Jinlan's assignments, she couldn't help but want to laugh at the same time, she couldn't help but sympathize with him in her heart.

With a student like Xie Jinlan, it is difficult for Master Zheng.

"Let's get here for the time being today, and get out of school."

At this time, the voice of Zheng Fuzi came from inside the house.

Suddenly, a person walked out of the house, and this person was Zheng Fuzi.

When he noticed the abnormality outside the house, he subconsciously looked over, and when he saw the very impressive face, he couldn't help but close his eyes and shake his head, and said in his heart: Isn't there a hallucination?

Seeing this, Xie Jinlan glanced at Ruan Yezhen, and then approached Master Zheng with her. After standing still, Xie Jinlan smiled and said, "Master Zheng, don't come unharmed." ”

At this moment, Master Zheng was sure that it was really Xie Jinlan who was back, and he opened his eyes at the moment, and after glaring at him fiercely, he said angrily:

"Thanks to you, since you left Wansong Academy, the old man feels that the air here is much better."

Xie Jinlan said: "Master Zheng is like this, which really makes students sad. When the students left Wansong Academy, the most reluctant thing was you, Master. When you are not at Wansong Academy, students often think of you. ”

Zheng Fuzi was completely unmoved: "The old man can't afford to miss you." What is the matter with your visit to the College today? ”

Xie Jinlan glanced at Ruan Yezhen beside him and said, "My lady wants to come and see the school I once attended. ”

When Master Zheng heard this, his eyes immediately shifted to Ruan Yezhen.

Ruan Yezhen immediately greeted Master Zheng: "Master Zheng is polite. ”

After Zheng Fuzi glanced her up and down, his tone was a little satisfied: "Not bad." ”

When he looked at Xie Jinlan again, his face was pale: "It's really a flower inserted in cow dung." ”

Xie Jinlan smiled: "Thank you Master for complimenting." ”

Master Zheng's eyes widened: "The old man is not praising you!" ”

Xie Jinlan said: "Flowers can only bloom more beautifully when they are inserted in cow dung. Isn't Master saying that my wife and I are a match made in heaven? ”

Zheng Fuzi snorted coldly, and after dropping a sentence of 'full of crooked reasoning', he brushed his sleeves and left.

Looking at the back of Master Zheng leaving, Ruan Yezhen said: "Master Zheng cares about you. ”

Xie Jinlan agreed: "Master Zheng is really a good master. ”

Ruan Yezhen smiled: "In that case, why are you still angry with him like that?" ”

Xie Jinlan said: "You don't understand, this is a normal communication between me and Master Zheng. If I don't get angry with Master Zheng one day, he will feel strange. ”

Ruan Yezhen felt that what he said was funny, but it made some sense.

After a while, the students walked out of the house one after another, and when they saw Xie Jinlan and the others standing outside the door, they all looked at them suspiciously, and then ignored them and continued to talk to the people beside them.

"Hongru, I heard that you have an extra cousin recently?"

"I know what you're trying to say. Cousin Chen Qing is indeed my uncle's biological son who has been living abroad for many years. ”

"Suddenly there is such a cousin, don't you have any ideas?"

"Naturally, I'm happy for my uncle. It's just a pity that the eldest aunt has passed away, and they can't be reunited. ”

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Hearing the familiar name, Xie Jinlan and Ruan Yezhen glanced at each other, and then walked towards the two who spoke.

When approaching the two, Xie Jinlan said, "Two brothers, please stay." ”

A burly and slender figure in front of him paused, and turned to look at Xie Jinlan and Ruan Yezhen.

One of the slender men said, "Is there something wrong with the two of you?" ”

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