Chapter 426: Ran away
Lin Fan was not far away, watching, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, Uncle Niu, this guy shouldn't really agree, right?
What Lin Fan didn't expect was that Uncle Niu actually smiled and took out ten yuan: "What Sister Zhu said is reasonable." ”
Aunt Zhu accepted the money and smiled happily.
When Uncle Niu saw Aunt Zhu's smile, his heart melted: "Sister Zhu, if you like it, I will send it to you every day in the future." ”
"Don't send flowers, waste money, just give me the money, the mind is the same, right." Aunt Zhu said.
"Yes, yes, Sister Zhu is really saving." Uncle Niu boasted.
Lin Fan was dumbfounded, this guy really agreed? Damn.
Soon, Uncle Niu ran back to the security booth, knocked on Erlang's leg, and held a cigarette: "Today's sun is round and round, and the moon is crooked and bent tonight." ”
"What are you reading?" Lin Fan asked.
Uncle Niu said, "Recite poetry." ”
Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly, is there this poem?
At this moment, suddenly a group of people came to the door, each with a wooden stick in his hand.
"What are you doing?" Lin Fan frowned, and just as he wanted to step forward to stop him, Uncle Niu from the security booth had already rushed out.
Lin Fan looked at his rushing posture and thought to himself, it was really an old security guard, and his reaction was fast.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Niu took his hand, dragged himself back to the security booth, and then locked the door.
"What are you?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu.
Uncle Niu knocked Lin Fan's head: "Are you crazy?" There are so many people who still want to stop them. ”
"It's not Uncle Niu, aren't we security guards?" Lin Fan looked at Uncle Niu speechlessly.
Uncle Niu said: "The two of us, it is estimated that it will be difficult to catch the thief, let alone such a group of people." ”
"What about them?" Lin Fan asked, "Let's ignore it?" ”
Uncle Niu said: "Hey, look outside, twenty or thirty people, you go out to fight?" ”
Lin Fan muttered in his heart, if you hadn't stopped me, I would really have to stop it.
"Xiaolin, let me teach you two the best ways to be security guards, be blind and deaf."
Lin Fan was speechless: "Then what do you want the security guard to do." ”
Uncle Niu said: "So you are still too young, give you a salary of 2,000 yuan, and you still have to work hard?" Leave it alone, it's none of our business to make trouble. ”
Looking at the vast crowd that had already entered the crematorium, Lin Fan asked, "You said this is good, what are these guys doing in the crematorium to make trouble?" ”
Uncle Niu next to him said: "It seems that last night, the corpses of the relatives they sent over were lost, so don't you make trouble." ”
"Lost?" Lin Fan paused: "It's so good, how can the corpse be lost?" ”
Generally speaking, when you come to the crematorium, you go directly to the incinerator and don't stay too long, so how can there be a loss of the body.
Uncle Niu said: "Then it's not clear, anyway, it's quite a blow, the body was transported last night, and then." “
His voice was lowered a little, and he whispered: "I'm afraid you won't believe it, but it is rumored that the corpse ran away on its own." ”
"Uh." Lin Fan paused: "Ran away by yourself?" ”
"Not really." Uncle Niu nodded: "You said, in this crematorium, you said that the body was lost, or even stolen, so it has some credibility." ”
"But the reply from our crematorium to the family is that the corpse ran away by itself, and these family members will not be blown up."
Hearing this, Lin Fan's face sank, and he couldn't help but look in the direction of the crematorium, the corpse ran away by itself?
Uncle Niu saw Lin Fan's face change, afraid of scaring him, and hurriedly comforted: "But ah, how could the corpse be lost by itself, it must be that the staff of the crematorium accidentally lost the corpse and made it up deliberately." ”
"You said that this group of staff is also stupid, buy flour, and give these family members the problem will be solved, you have to say that the corpse will run away by itself."
Listening to Uncle Niu's words, Lin Fan asked, "Who is on duty at night?" Lao Li, you haven't seen it yet, I'll introduce you to you. ”
"You call him, so he doesn't have to come over to be on duty tonight, I'll help him on duty." Lin Fan opened his mouth and said.
Uncle Niu looked Lin Fan up and down: "I can't see that your kid is quite contributing, why don't you help me on duty when I am on the night shift." ”
"I want to see what it's like to be in the crematorium at night." Lin Fan said with a smile.
"What can you feel, in the middle of the night, it is not the deceased from all over the world who come here to burn, sometimes in the second half of the night, there are gongs and drums shaking the sky here, it is as lively as the New Year, not as eerie as imagined."
Also, although the crematorium looks scary, the corpses that can be transported are basically burned immediately and taken away by the family, unlike the funeral home.
Lin Fan said: "I'll experience it." ”
Uncle Niu took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, Lao Li, tell you good news, isn't this a new Xiaolin, I'm thinking about his new arrival, practice it, and let him be on duty at night." ”
"Well, yes, yes, what's polite, okay, come back and invite me to dinner."
Hung up the phone, Uncle Niu smiled, he was a good person again, and he had a mixed meal, can he not be happy.
Lin Fan glanced at Uncle Niu speechlessly, and called Bailong and Wang Guocai, asking them to lie down in the sentry box and fall asleep directly after they ate at night.
And Uncle Niu hid in the sentry box, looking at the people making trouble in the crematorium, Leng didn't dare to open the door.
Lin Fan slept directly until more than five o'clock in the afternoon, and he stretched.
I slept too much this night, but it made my back ache.
"Awake?" Uncle Niu looked at Lin Fan, who woke up, and said, "Then I'll get off work first, you take it." ”
After speaking, Uncle Niu hurriedly ran out.
Lin Fan yawned, he was a little strange at first, is there something wrong with this Uncle Niu, so anxious to get off work?
Looking outside, Aunt Zhu just got off work.
Uncle Niu is going to pursue old age love.
Lin Fan leaned back on a chair in the sentry box and glanced inside the crematorium.
The crowd that had been making trouble had left, and there would be a normal occasional convoy to transport corpses.
The corpse that ran away can be listened to as a suspense story for Uncle Niu.
Lin Fan doesn't see it that way.
He thought about waiting for the evening to see what was going on.
Leaning back on the sofa, I casually opened the cabinet, and there were a lot of books in it.
Looking at the cover, Lin Fan was speechless, how can this old guy Uncle Niu watch some ghost stories.
Working in the crematorium, I am not afraid of panic.
He took a book casually, opened it and looked at it, yo he, the first story is about the security guard of the crematorium and the story of encountering beautiful women and ghosts.
No wonder Uncle Niu likes it so much, this substitution is full of feeling.
Lin Fan casually flipped through the two pages, threw them aside, and couldn't read them.
He simply leaned against the security booth, closed his eyes and recuperated, quite leisurely.
(End of chapter)