From the first day of the Lunar New Year to the third day of the Lunar New Year, after staying in his hometown for three days, Qin Kun lost a lot of money playing mahjong.

Cousin Qin Run won a small 1,000, the second brother Qin Ming won nearly 2,000, Qin Ying and Qin Qing, the two middle school sisters, saw the excitement and fun, and they also wanted to go to the table, and were reprimanded by Qin Kun one after another, before making an exception and letting them help them touch a few cards.

The two younger sisters were very lucky, and helped Qin Kun win hundreds, and after Qin Kun gave them 'dividends' and let them get off the table, the money they won was lost again.

Uncle Qin Mantang looked around a few times, praised it in his heart, and left.

Clear-eyed people know at a glance that Qin Kun's bitter and hateful expression is pretended, and Hu San69's cards can be split into single hanging eight, there is a heart. When he came back this time, Qin Kun also sent a lot of red envelopes, plus he lost money, so he took extra care of this group of younger brothers and sisters.

The only one who was forced was Qin Liang, Qin Kun lost a lot of money, he lost a small amount of money, almost every time he lit a cannon to Qin Kun, he could have won a lot of money, but he didn't win or lose, and he was depressed in his heart.

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Leaving my hometown, on the fourth day of the first lunar month, it's time to go to my mother's mother's house.

Grandfather's surname is Zhang, he lives in the town closest to Laomiao Town, he sold tofu in his early years, and his skills are very good, but he died early, and his grandmother is the same.

Zhang Ji Tofu was inherited by his two sons, that is, Qin Kun's eldest uncle and second uncle, in addition, his mother also has a younger sister, that is, his aunt.

When I was in middle school, the impression of the two uncles' families to Qin Kun was that they were rich, not to mention that it was a tofu workshop like a fly restaurant, at least the two uncles had cars.

A few years ago, because of being ridiculed, his sister Qin Xue took a wine bottle to open a scoop for a few cousins, and almost made his mother removed from the Zhang family, and his mother had a very good relationship with his brothers and sisters, but unfortunately he was affected by the relationship between Qin Kun's cousins and sisters, and he was always angry, thinking that he had not educated his children well.

After easing for a few years, the relationship was repaired, and after Qin Kun's family came this year, the uncle was very enthusiastic, and took the second uncle, aunt and family members to the restaurant in the town to charter a banquet.

"Kunzi, I haven't seen you come back in the past few years, so have a good drink with me today."

Uncle is a little rich, he has made tofu all his life, he is white and delicate, similar to tofu, and his nickname is also called 'Zhang Tofu'.

The relationship between uncle and nephew is more alternative to Qin Kun, Qin Kun's uncle is very soft, kind and shy, but Qin Kun is just terrible, there are a lot of troubles in middle school, there are gangsters with names and surnames in the county, and the enemy family who is also harmed has found trouble in the tofu shop.

However, after Qin Kun dropped out of school, those enemies did not dare to come, the identity of an idle person in society is much more deterrent than that of a middle school student, Qin Kun can find trouble with them anytime and anywhere, who would dare to provoke Qin Kun's relatives.

So for a period of time, Zhang Tofu's family was very distressed, and they wanted to be anxious to clear up their relationship with Qin Kun, and they were afraid of outsiders' discussions, they actually didn't want to get involved in Qin Kun's trouble.

On the seat, the three cousins who haven't seen each other for a long time, when they look at Qin Kun, their noses are not noses, their eyes are not eyes, Qin Kun came by car today, the sign of Daben, the cool appearance, this car is very expensive, and they are also very jealous.

A little bastard has become famous, and he can drive the popularity of conscientious and serious study crazy, especially now that he is not as good as him, the eyes of the three of them are sour.

Drinking, mostly for chatting, Qin Kun is not good at this, but he twisted someone's arm, causing him to drop out of school, the family has no money to compensate people, it is supported by his uncle, this is the lining given by others, and he can't help but give face.

Qin Kun picked up his wine glass and said with a smile: "Okay, uncle, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

The uncle drank happily and pouted his son: "Xiaobo, drink one with your brother." ”

Qin Kun's cousin raised his glass when he heard the sound, his expression was a little unnatural, and Qin Kun and he also left. Then there is the brother-in-law and aunt's family. A circle of people drank it, and the discerning people found that the protagonist of this banquet was Qin Kun, and several relatives, led by the eldest uncle, naturally came to Qin Kun.

"Kunzi, it's not easy to work hard in the city all these years. Where do you work now? ”

Uncle's words made everyone prick up their ears. Everyone wants to know how Qin Kun has come over the years, and why he suddenly became rich. There is a saying that a person who has attained the Tao of chickens and dogs ascends to heaven, and there is also a saying that no one asks about the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, and life is just like that. I have a rich relative at home, who doesn't want to come over and get lucky?

At the jubilant banquet, Qin Kun could also feel their enthusiasm and replied truthfully.

"Funeral home."

Qin Kun smiled shyly as if he had nothing to do, revealing two rows of teeth.

What?!

The private room suddenly fell silent, except for the boiling sound of the iron pot where the eel was kept.

At this moment, a group of relatives looked at Qin Kun with a look in their eyes, as if they were looking at a guy with bad luck.

Funeral parlor?

Isn't that spending all day with corpses and dead people?

Mother Zhang Chunxue patted Qin Kun's head and reprimanded: "What are you talking nonsense, didn't you open a travel agency with someone?" ”

"Before I opened a travel agency, I was a mortuary at a funeral home, and now I sometimes help."

Qin Kun paused, ignoring his mother's shocked expression that fell out of his eyes, and looked up at everyone: "This job...... Can't I eat with you? ”

The atmosphere changes as it says.

The disgusted eyes came one after another, the mother Zhang Chunxue was embarrassed, the father Qin Mangui was drinking wine and did not say a word, and the younger sister Qin Xue blinked her eyes with a curious expression.

The three cousins, the restraint on their faces turned into relief, and there was a sneer in their eyes.

Ha? Funeral home?

"Cousin, it turns out that you work in a funeral home, so why haven't I seen you show up in the past few years, is there anything special about your work? Can't bring bad luck to people? ”

"Cousin, hard work or not, what are dead people like? Does the undertaker cut a person's stomach to death? ”

"Cousin, will you encounter anything strange at night? I heard that funeral parlors can have a lot of bacteria and a lot of dead air, and people are prone to hallucinations, is it really fake? ”

The three cousins, all of them had bad intentions, but Qin Kun said seriously: "It's okay, it's not as exaggerated as you imagined." I really like what I do. The money earned by craftsmanship is not unlucky. ”

The funeral home's...... Hey.

The second uncle rubbed his nose, and now that his restrained expression was released, he knocked out in a weird way: "Kunzi, why did you find this job, didn't your father prepare to introduce you to their factory for a while?" So how good is the job, why not go? ”

Qin Mangui didn't speak, and when he heard his brother-in-law's tone, he obviously looked down on him, and couldn't help but say, "Zhang Yongwang, can you hold back some good farts in your mouth?" ”

The second uncle's face darkened, and he said, "Qin Mangui, I just offended you by speaking?!" ”

Qin Mangui's voice was an octave higher: "What kind of do you have in your fart, you can't taste it?" ”

When it comes to trolls, what Qin Kun admires most is his father, who is vulgar and vulgar, concise and to the point, and everyone who listens to it is disgusted, not to mention the person who is scolded, the lethality is off the charts.

The second uncle drank some wine and was furious, and several cousins said loudly: "Uncle, what do you mean?" Did my dad (second uncle) offend you? ”

Qin Mangui's face was also a little red, and he bared his teeth and said, "A group of fishy eggs, you know what the smell is in your crotch!" ”

"Qin! Full! Expensive! ”

The second uncle couldn't hold back any longer, and an empty wine bottle smashed over and hit Qin Mangui's head.

Smack-

When the wine bottle was about to hit his head, it was pinched steadily by Qin Kun, and then placed heavily on the table.

"Second uncle...... What are you...... Want to fight? ”

Qin Kun stood up straight, his voice was dull, his eyebrows raised, and he stared at his second uncle's face.

In an instant, the second uncle's wine woke up, and his lips were a little pale. I remember that this nephew used to fight, and even the boss of the county, Peng Gang, fought in middle school, and he was his opponent.

Kunzi ...... Uncle drank too much, hehe. The second uncle sneered, and the other party's expression could be seen by a fool that he was angry.

Qin Kun pushed away the chair and walked over, Qin Mangui was also stunned, although he pressed the fire, he still spoke: "Don't mess with me!" That's your uncle! ”

Her mother's eyes turned red, and Qin Xue hurriedly grabbed her brother, Qin Xue was also frightened, and it was difficult to see Qin Kun's expression.

"Brother......

It turned out that Qin Xue couldn't pull Qin Kun at all, Qin Kun walked in front of his second uncle, and Zhang Yongwang said in a trembling voice: "I am your uncle!" Are you really going to hit me? ”

Qin Kun took a deep breath and slowly spit it out.

The nephew is resolute not to beat his uncle, this bit of etiquette is understood.

So Qin Kun looked at his cousin and lifted him up from the chair.

"Zhang Zhifei, come out. I heard that you didn't have a job after graduating from college, and if you got into a fight with me, I will find you a monthly salary of 15 in the city. ”

Qin Kun dragged his cousin out, and his cousin burst into tears and howled, "I'm not going!" Let me go! Dad, save me! ”

The second uncle sat on the chair with a wilt, and didn't dare to say anything.

Qin Kun's mother suddenly shouted: "Let go of Zhifei!" ”

Qin Kun let go of his hand, spread his hands out, and had an innocent expression: "Mom, I'm looking for a job for my cousin." ”

"You're venting your anger!"

"I'm not, I've had a good temper over the years."

Seeing that his mother was really angry, and her eyes were red and tears flowing, Qin Kun sighed and said, "Mom, don't cry, I'm joking." After speaking, he kicked his cousin who was dragged to the ground: "Okay, Zhang Zhifei, hurry up, the matter of finding a job is on me." ”

After kicking for a long time, my cousin didn't move, Qin Kun looked over and said embarrassedly: "Second uncle, my cousin is scared." ”