Chapter 320: Digging Out the Dung Divine Skill
has already talked to Concubine Yu's wife, and I have also met him; However, how can she make her fall in love with me if she is so resistant to herself?
Jiang Feng's confidantes and beauties who are willing to die for him are countless; However, today, in the face of Concubine Shi Yu, who doesn't eat hard and soft, he actually has no idea!
The consecration cannot be delayed!
Otherwise, once she gets the key, she may never get to see her again!
If Concubine Shi Yu can't fall in love with herself in a short period of time, then she can only use strength!
Mu Feiyan was in a similar situation at the beginning, he was touched all over his body, and then he hugged him and slept a few times, and he would naturally die for you.
Woman, that's it!
But the problem is that Concubine Shi Yu, the three-rank martial saint, and the dignified Ice and Fire Dragon King of the Divine Dragon Sect, it is not so easy to use force against her!
Not to mention anything else, her kung fu of breathing fire and cold at the same time is enough to drink a pot of herself!
How can you break this trick?
……
Jiang Feng thought as he walked, didn't look at the road under his feet at all, and finally walked to the farm in the manor out of nowhere.
The farm grows organic vegetables, pure natural crops, without any chemical fertilizers, and all fertilization is done with manure!
Jiang Feng was thinking about things in his heart, but he didn't pay attention, "poof", and actually fell into the manure tank!
"Lie down in a big groove!"
Jiang Feng was stinking all over, and hurriedly climbed up and prepared to take a bath.
At this time, in front of another manure tank not far away, the action of the manure digger caught his attention.
I saw that the dung digger was holding a big dung spoon in his left and right hands, and his arms were exerting force at the same time, and the two big dung spoons scooped up two spoons full of dung and sprinkled them in the vegetable shed in front of him!
"Huh......"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Feng had a flash of inspiration!
Shi Yufei's technique of ice and fire is like dung, if she can learn the skill of digging dung by a dung digger, it seems that there is hope that it can be resolved!
Jiang Feng stood there and watched for a long time, secretly noting down the part where the excrement digger exerted his strength.
However, this is not enough, there are some changes that need to be added, and this is not something that the dung digger can teach him.
……
Jiang Feng continued to think about the idea of cracking the art of ice and fire.
Back in the room, Tang Xiaoxiao was startled, covered her nose and said, "Uncle, did you fall into the dung pit?" ”
"Hmm!"
Jiang Feng was still thinking about martial arts tricks, so he casually dealt with it and entered the bathroom.
After taking a shower, the whole person is much more comfortable.
At that time, Tang Xiaoxiao was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone, and the TV was playing TF Boy's famous song - "Youth Cultivation Manual".
Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion/
Right Handed Left Hand Slow Motion Replay/
This song gives you happiness /
Have you ever fallen in love with me/
……
Hearing these lyrics, Jiang Feng's heart moved, as if he had faintly gotten something!
He suddenly looked up and watched the three boys dance on TV, changing his left hand to his right hand and his right hand to his left......
Hiss......
If this action is combined with the action of the dung digger, wouldn't it just be able to dissolve Shi Yufei's ice and fire technique?
Jiang Feng was overjoyed in his heart, like crazy, with a bath towel draped on his body, standing in front of the TV, imitating the movements of the three boys.
Because I was so engrossed, I didn't notice that the bath towel slipped off, and I was naked, and I kept gesturing there.
……
"Ah, uncle, what are you doing?"
Tang Xiaoxiao finished playing a game, and was startled when he saw Jiang Feng's appearance.
Jiang Feng came back to his senses at this time, put on the bath towel, jumped onto the bed with a "rub", grabbed Tang Xiaoxiao's little hand and said, "I realized it!" I realized! Ha ha! ”
Tang Xiaoxiao said curiously: "What did you realize?" ”
Jiang Feng was eager to try and said, "Xiaoxiao, in this way, you come and punch me twice, and hit me with your left and right hands at the same time!" ”
Tang smiled and said, "Uncle, you are so good to me, I don't want to beat you!" ”
"It's okay, fight hard, Uncle orders you!" Jiang Feng's eyes flashed with a scorching light.
"Alright then!" Tang Xiaoxiao clenched her two small pink fists and said, "Be careful, my fists are very heavy!" ”
"Come on, baby!" Jiang Feng can't wait!
Tang Xiaoxiao steadied his horse, and with a "hey" sound, his fists hit Jiang Feng at the same time.
Jiang Feng silently sang the "Youth Cultivation Manual" in his heart, exerted force with both arms, and made a slow motion with his left hand and right hand, and greeted him!
I saw him push with both hands, unloading all the strength of Tang Xiaoxiao's fists, drawing an arc circle in front of him, and all the power hit the air behind him!
"Yikes!"
Tang Xiaoxiao exclaimed, the power of his fists was all in the air, his body lost his center of gravity, his legs shook, and the whole person threw himself into Jiang Feng's arms in embarrassment.
Jiang Feng hugged her steadily, and kissed her on the forehead by the way, and said happily: "How is it?" Amazing, right? ”
Tang Xiaoxiao was kissed, and he didn't know it, and danced with his hands: "Uncle, what kind of kung fu is this, it's so powerful, you teach me quickly!" ”
Jiang Feng said in an old-fashioned manner: "This is the kung fu that Uncle just created himself, as for the name...... Jiang Feng thought for a while and said, "Just call it the magic skill of digging dung!" ”
"Dung digging magic?" Tang Xiaoxiao frowned and said, "What kind of broken name is this?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "Although the name is broken, the kung fu is amazing!" Come on, try again if you don't believe it! ”
At that moment, the two rehearsed several more times.
No matter how Tang Xiaoxiao exerted her strength, no matter how weird her fists were, she was always restrained by Jiang Feng's dung digging skills!
After ten minutes of hard work, Tang Xiaoxiao was hugged by Jiang Feng dozens of times, and was kissed dozens of times, and finally was consumed to the point that he had no fighting spirit, and said, "Don't play, don't play, it's not fun at all!" ”
After practicing with Tang Xiaoxiao, Jiang Feng also had a lot of new insights into the magic skill of digging dung, and said: "Come on, Xiaoxiao, stand up, don't you want to learn, Uncle will teach you!" ”
"Wow!"
Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly became interested again, and under Jiang Feng's teaching, he studied seriously.
However, Tang Xiaoxiao has always been a little princess, she is the eldest lady, there are so many martial arts of the Tianshan Sword Sect, she does not have the perseverance to learn, and Jiang Feng's self-created dung digging magic skill seems simple, but in fact, it has extremely high requirements for physical strength and balance!
After practicing for more than ten minutes, Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't find a knock on the door, and gradually lost interest.
……
After staying in the hotel for a few days, the people from the Tianshan Sword Sect finally came.
Jiang Feng was also ready to leave and go back to school to meet the final exam.
When they parted, Tang Xiaoxiao smiled reluctantly and said, "Uncle, what should I do if I miss you in the future?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "Don't worry, it's winter vacation soon, I'll go to Lijiang City and go to the Tianshan Sword Sect to play with you!" ”
"Really?" Tang Xiaoxiao looked skeptical.
"Of course it is!" Jiang Feng pinched her little face and said, "When did Uncle lie to you!" By the way, don't tell anyone about our affairs, your brother and your dad can't do it! ”
Tang Xiaoxiao nodded fiercely and said, "This is our little secret, no one will tell us!" ”
"Good!" Jiang Feng rubbed her hair and floated away.
(End of chapter)