Chapter 126: You Daxia
I couldn't see clearly in the night, and judging by the outline of the shadow, it should be a person, not another animal. Those who came out of the grass may have just hid in the grass to relieve themselves, aren't all the people who walk in the barren mountains and mountains like this? There's nothing to fuss about.
The fat man looked at the shadow quietly, and did not speak, watching the shadow's movements, he could vaguely feel that the other party was also looking at him. After a few seconds, the shadow moved and began to walk towards the fat man. A small fire had already been lit on the fat man's side, and as the figure got closer, the firelight could shine on the faces of the visitors.
I haven't seen anyone yet, but since I'm coming to my side, the fat man tentatively asked, "Friend, is you alone?" ”
"Well," the other replied in a dull voice, "it's cold, let's borrow a fire to keep warm." ”
Oh, this is when he saw that I had a fire here and wanted to come over to keep warm, the fat man was a little relieved, but he still kept an eye on the people who came, and remained vigilant.
The figure approached, and the fat man looked at it, and he was puzzled in his heart: Listening to the voice, this should be a man with five big and three thick, unexpectedly, he approached the firelight, and this person's face was clearly a woman's face. This face, it is not the kind of face that is crooked, it does not look like a man or a woman, but a very recognizable, a beautiful face.
There is a man with five big and three thick, and the fat man is not afraid. I'm afraid of this, listen to the voice, pure masters, look at the face, beautiful women...... The fat man opened his mouth to shout "brother", but when he looked at his face, he was stupid, and he couldn't speak with his mouth open. Ni Niang, this day, can I meet a normal person?!
The fat man moved to the side of the car, and he could talk as much as he could, and if the other party had any strange behavior, the fat man was ready, and jumped into the car at any time to hug the little bearded girl and shout "help".
When the figure reached the fire, he beckoned to the fat man as a gesture of friendship, sat down, and put his hand around the fire to roast it. The appearance and movements all indicate that this is a little girl.
The fat man hesitated for a moment and said, "Uh...... This brother ......"
The other man flipped his wrist and turned his hands around the fire, but did not answer.
The fat man said, "Uh...... This girl ......"
The other party was still "playing with fire" and didn't raise his head.
The fat man said in his heart, it shouldn't be called anything, is this person a man or a woman? Just ask directly, isn't it just asking about gender, what's the matter, what can be the sin?
"Ahem," the fat man coughed twice, "dare to ask, this ...... The...... Why do I hear your voice as a man's voice, but look at your appearance, but you are a beautiful woman? ”
"Yikes!" Only then did the other party raise his face, half-covering his face and said, "You mean...... I look like a woman? ”
The fat man's gaze moved down a little from the man's neck, and he looked closely, well, the small is a little smaller, but he can still see the difference with the man.
Sensing the fat man's gaze, the other party covered his chest with one hand and took out a dagger from his waist with the other, "Hey! Look again, I'll gouge out your eyeballs! This time, the voice is a woman's crisp voice.
The little girl is too strong! Can't be provoked...... The fat man quickly twisted his head to the side and said, "I didn't mean to offend, just to distinguish the gender, oh no no, no, no, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" ”
I really didn't see anything, but I saw that the undulation of that place was a little bigger than that of men. However, no matter what era it is, people who stare at that part of a woman are easily identified as perverts. Nowadays women are much more open and wear bikinis to show off
It's not a problem to show your figure, but women in feudal society are very conservative, and if you stare at that place, she feels like she has suffered a big loss, as if you are bullying her, as if you have seen her naked.
The little girl sighed, took the dagger back to her waist, and said, "Forget it, let's be honest, Miss Ben, I walked the rivers and lakes in disguise as a man, but I didn't expect to be seen through by you so easily." Don't tell anyone! ”
The fat man nodded repeatedly. But in fact, the thought in my heart is, do you still need me to tell others? Girl, are you more professional, although you wear male clothes and speak in a male voice, you look like a little girl at a glance! It's okay to deceive people from a distance, but if you look closer, a fool can't see it!
"Miss, where are you going?" The fat man asked, "Why is it that in the middle of the night, alone in this wilderness place?" ”
"Didn't you say that!" The girl smacked her lips, "Miss Ben walks the rivers and lakes and acts chivalrous." What's wrong with a person? Do you look down on Miss Ben? ”
The fat man wanted to laugh when he heard it, walking the rivers and lakes, walking chivalrous and righteous, why don't you call yourself a woman? A mouthful of "Miss Ben", it is estimated that the children of large families who have run out of the big family are prone to dream-like deviations in their own strength, for example, after two moves with the family members, and overturned a few family members, they feel that they are invincible in the world in martial arts and can do chivalrous deeds, but they don't know that the family members are just cooperating with the performance.
Of course, I have a heroic dream, thinking of doing chivalry, but I have a good heart. However, the fat man still had to persuade this girl, "Hey, the woman doesn't let me shave my eyebrows, Miss, I have no reason to look down on you." It's just that...... You'd better go home early, the little girl will go out by herself, and the family will inevitably have to worry. "Derpy baby, you have seen too much martial arts, right? Don't learn how to walk the rivers and lakes! Do you know how sinister the rivers and lakes are?
"Hmph," the little girl slanted at her almond eyes, "dead fatty, you just look down on me!" You remember, my last name is You. Don't call me 'little girl' or 'little girl', I'm You Daxia, you know, call me You Daxia! You go out to inquire, You Daxia's name is also well-known in the rivers and lakes! ”
"Huh! How do you know my name is fatty? ”
"You've eaten all the balls, aren't you just a dead fat man?"
"Fat is fat, don't always add the word 'death' in front, how unlucky this is!"
A well-known hero on the rivers and lakes? The girl you saw in the fat man's eyes had a childish face and an innocent expression, and even her angry appearance was as childish as Xiao Xi, no matter how you looked at it, she couldn't see what such a girl had to do with the word "hero". The fat man is also embarrassed to debunk it, and only steals fun in his heart Okay, okay, you are a hero...... Haha, being idle is also idle, and listening to people brag is also fun.
The girl in front of him was not hostile, and the fat man relaxed his vigilance, stretched his waist, yawned lazily, and asked: "You Daxia, you don't sleep at night, which Jiangyang thief are you chasing here?" "I'll give you a topic, come, you can continue to make it up, and talk about what you, a hero, are doing for the heavens.
Miss You's face was flushed, and under the light of the fire, her face looked even better, but I don't know...... Is it that the fire heating has an effect, or is it holding back and talking nonsense?
You Daxia snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Where there is me, where does anyone dare to do evil?" I've been terrified for a long time, and I don't know how far to run! ”
The fat man was very interested, supporting his crooked head with one hand, observing the erratic and exaggerated expression on You Daxia's face, snickering and looking up
To the air, the heart said, this hero is awesome, and it really didn't disappoint me, this cow...... You've blown it all to the sky! It's a pity that I didn't find the cattle in the air, and there is no conclusive evidence......
"It turned out to be You Daxia, long admiration, long admiration!" This was not said by a fat man.
The fat man looked up for the cow in the sky, but he didn't find it, but he saw a figure flying past in the air. The figure fell behind the fat man, clasped his fists and arched his hands, and said to You Nuxia for a long time. The fat man turned his head to look, and the person who came had a big waist and a round waist, bare shoulders, revealing a palm-wide heart hair, green tendons on his hands, and a bright and shiny big knife in his hand.
No, this is someone who has just sharpened his knife and is ready to come out to kill, this is not a good person! The fat man nervously turned sideways, so that out of the corner of his eye, he could notice the girl You on both sides of the room and the big man with the knife. The fat man looked at You Daxia, then quickly turned his head to stare at the knife-wielding man, and asked, "You Daxia, do you know?" ”
In fact, there is no need to ask, the fat man already has the answer in his heart. When I looked at You Daxia just now, You Daxia put his hands on his waist, moved his feet slightly for a few small steps, put on a posture, and entered a state of preparation. Looking at it now, this You girl has really practiced, and her strength is unknown, but her posture is indeed decent.
"This brother, what is the matter so late at night?" You Daxia did not answer the fat man's words, but asked the uninvited guest who had just arrived.
"The father-killer who came to me!" The strong man replied sharply.
"In that case, you don't have to be polite! Without further ado, come on! You Daxia closed his eyes.
Fat people are anxious for You Daxia! If you can't beat you, you can run, so why don't you close your eyes and wait for death? You're still a hero, I'm afraid you're not a big fool!
The strong man hesitated for a while, seemed to be a little embarrassed, and said, "You Daxia, this little fat man, is your friend and relative?" ”
"By chance, I just borrowed his fire to roast my hands, I can't count my relatives and friends, it's none of his business." You Daxia still didn't open his eyes, his brows were stretched, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. It's like...... It's not about waiting for death, but about being confident, even if she closes her eyes, she can solve the strong man in front of her, which should be an alternative skill to fight with her eyes closed.
The strong man laughed and said, "Okay, since this fat man is not related to you, You Daxia, we don't have to interfere in this matter!" ”
"What are you talking about?" You Daxia opened his eyes and frowned, "You said you...... Not looking for me? Is your father-killer the fat man? ”
The fat man's eyeballs are about to pop out of his sockets to find me? Your grandma's! When have I ever killed someone?! How can there be revenge?
The fat man grabbed a burning branch from the small fire and held it up in front of him, "Good man, take a closer look, don't recognize the wrong person!" "Yes, I'm fat, but I'm not a representative of the fat people in the world! I don't know which fat man killed your father, but it's definitely not me, the fat man!
"Recognize the wrong person, big brother, 'fat man' is the nickname given to me by everyone, take a good look, ah, it's really not me, your father-killing enemy should be another fat man!"
You Daxia interjected, "Zhuangshi, dare to ask Ling Zun's surname?" "That's right, you said that you came to avenge your father, but you should first tell me what your father's surname is.
The strong man pursed his lips, gritted his teeth, and said fiercely: "It's not wrong, it's you!" "Pick up the big knife, with lightning speed, jump to the fat man in three or two steps, take off into the air, and are about to swing the knife down.
"Boom", "Bang", the strong man fell to the ground in response......