Chapter 45: Eat My Tofu
After the dance, the fat man was stunned for a while: she bent forward and showed her convex and backward figure to the fullest, and what made him even more thrilling was that after she raised her feet back, the thin and soft long skirt slid straight down the legs, exposing the whole beautiful leg little by little, seeing that the skirt was about to fall to the thighs, his heart beat faster, looking forward to the skirt falling a little more, and worried that the unknown woman would dance happily in this public. How do you know that she jumped on the ground and danced in the air, which was really a heavenly immortal. The shy look back after landing made him even more distracted. Hearing the applause, he was stunned and hurriedly applauded. The girls got off the stage, and the front row of the audience, who were sitting and watching, all stood up and left the stage in a hurry. The fat man turned around again, there was an empty body behind him, and a large group of people dispersed in an instant.
Is it nice to change your face and breathe fire? Pretty. The first time I watched it, it wasn't boring to be able to stare at it for so many hours, but it was interesting to look at it freshly, and after watching it a few more times, I felt bored. This team has been performing on stage in this place for a few days, the audience has come to see it for a few days, and they are tired of watching other shows, changing faces on stage, breathing fire, drums and music, full of momentum, and these people below are listless, "Ah good, good ~", they are reluctant to hold the scene, just like talking with their last breath before they die; Only many beauties danced this section, and they never got tired of watching it, and the applause was like thunder! You just think about this truth, dancing is the same thing as changing your face and breathing fire, the same team, the same program, stage performance, the basic movements are the same, why do you get tired of watching two days of changing your face and breathing fire, and you never get tired of watching dancing? Then who knows to go! Anyway, in the eyes of the majority of male compatriots, these dancing girls look different every day, no matter how they look at it, they think, this is full of tricks, and I will come to see this tomorrow.
Probably to understand the eagerness of many male compatriots to watch beautiful women dance, this dance is always arranged in the last program, so that the male compatriots wait slowly. Don't say it, I'm really willing to wait, no matter how late it is, I'm stunned to wait until the beauty comes out and I'm willing to leave after reading it. Everyone is scattered and busy, and it is almost time to go home and sleep, leaving the fat man alone here. watched the beautiful woman dance, this trip was not a loss, but he came out to find someone, others went home to sleep, he was homeless, and he picked up a little Hu sister on the way, which is half a relative, but now he is lost. I didn't want to go back to the hotel to rest, so I wandered around the street alone, turned around several times, looked at other people's houses, room after room, turned off the lights, and fell asleep. There was no one on the road, but there were still drunkards in the tavern who were getting drunk, and the fat man was not in the mood to talk nonsense with the drunkard, so he took a pot of wine and came out and sat on the street to drink. If you are happy, family and friends get together, and it doesn't matter how many drinks you make; If you are in a bad mood and drink alcohol, after a few sips, your head will be cloudy. The fat man was anxious, took a few sips, stood up and staggered a few steps, leaned against the corner of the wall and snored with a wine jug.
"Childe, Childe~"
I don't know how long I slept, but I vaguely heard someone talking in my ear, and the voice was a woman's voice. The fat man slept dizzily, and said in his heart: All the men on the street have gone home to sleep, where can any woman say anything to me?
"Childe, Childe!"
"Ahh The fat man was pushed and woke up in a flash. It's easy to lose your temper when you wake up in the middle of your sleep, and in the short time from closing your eyes to opening them, you have already thought about it, "You're sick!" I didn't sleep in the middle of the night to push me to do something
Is it? The fat man's eyelids smacked up, and his eyes widened angrily: "You have!" You, there is a ......" It is said that the dark lights are blind at night, and it is not easy to see people clearly, but the fat man recognized it as soon as he opened his eyes, and the girl in front of him himself saw that it was the girl who led the dance on the stage! The impression left on the fat man is too deep, and it is difficult to recognize it. The girl pinched her fingers and took two small steps back as she pulled her hand to her chest, as if she was frightened by the fat man.
"I have ...... What's there? The girl asked.
"Uh......" The fat man slept until this point, just as he was hungry, "do you have meat?" ”
The girl sneered: "There is not as much meat as yours, but there is a little, is it possible for you to look at me...... Is it skinny and skinny? ”
This is a bad girl, it's the fat man's words that are too abrupt.
"Ah......" the fat man rubbed his stomach embarrassedly, "I mean, I'm hungry and want some meat." ”
"Oh, ha~" The girl covered her mouth and smiled, "There is no meat, but I have tofu, you can eat my tofu!" ”
Eat...... Eat your tofu...... How do you eat this? The fat man probably wanted to be crooked, and he began to drool, wiping his saliva and saying, "It's not okay, girl, let's meet in Pingshui...... Whatever you want, just eat...... Eat your tofu? ”
The girl said, "What's the big deal about eating some tofu?" ”
The fat man was stunned: the girl was really open-minded!
Tofu this thing, there is no conclusive evidence to prove who invented it, folklore is that Liu Bang's grandson Huainan King Liu An, in order to seek the elixir of immortality, in Anhui Shou County Bagong Mountain with soybeans, salt brine and other things alchemy, as a result, the pill was refined, it became "white as pure jade, fine as clotted fat" tofu. In the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, tofu became a popular snack among the people, and tofu shops came into being. Guests can go to the store to pick up some condiments, sprinkle them on the tofu, and use a knife to cut the tofu into small pieces and eat them. At that time, there was a small tofu shop opened by a husband and wife on Chang'an Street, the man was responsible for grinding tofu, and the woman was responsible for selling tofu. This proprietress is amazing, known as "Tofu Shih Tzu", she is beautiful and sweet, and she is very good at soliciting guests, and the guests want to be hairy or tease a few words, and the proprietress is not angry. Everyone loves to go to her tofu shop to eat tofu. Over time, as soon as the man greeted him, he didn't ask "Did you eat it?" but asked "Did you eat tofu today?" instead. The women in the family too, when the vinegar came up, they said to the man, "I'm going to eat tofu again today, right?" Then you have to lay the floor tonight. As a result, "eating tofu" has become synonymous with men and thin women.
Like this kind of vulgar words, the girl may not understand, the fat man has been mixed at the bottom since he was a child, and the first thing he learned was this kind of words, and what the two of them said here is not the same thing. No, the girl took the initiative to ask the fat man to eat her tofu, so that the fat man couldn't start. What should I do when I have a color heart and no color gall? Pretending to be a gentleman is like a fat man now, waving his hand in a chic manner and saying, "Eh~ I'm not that kind of person!" ”
The girl frowned: "What...... What does that mean, what kind of person? ”
"The kind of person who loves to eat women's tofu." The fat man replied.
"Oh! You love men's tofu! ”
"It's not!"
The girl sneered and said, "Childe is so interesting, it's the first time I've heard that eating tofu is divided into men's tofu and women's tofu." ”
The fat man's heart said: "To divide, this must be divided." It's okay to eat women, but it's okay for men...... I can't do it! "I thought about it again: No, it's a girl's house, how can I think about it crookedly, maybe people are talking about that kind of tofu?
The fat man asked, "Girl, what did you say...... Which one is
Bean curd? ”
The girl was happy again, "How many kinds of tofu have you eaten?" The girl gestured as she spoke, "Tofu is not like this, like this, white and soft." ”
The fat man didn't pay attention to what the girl was doing, and looked at the girl's hand. After reading it, he swallowed his saliva, "Well, yes, it's white and soft." ”
"That's it~ Let's go, I'll invite you to eat tofu. There's no place to buy meat for you at this time, so let's eat some tofu to cushion your stomach. ”
"It's not...... Girl, where are you going? ”
"Just over there, turn a corner, and cross the little bridge."
"It's so late, you see......"
"It's okay, there's no one else in the house. Let's go~" The girl reached out and hooked the fat man's hand, and hurriedly retracted her hand. Seeing the meaning, it seemed that she was in a hurry to take the fat man to eat her tofu, and reached out to hook him to urge him, but she felt that it was inappropriate for the little girl to hook the man's hand so much, so she hurriedly retracted her hand. Such a small gesture made the fat man very comfortable, and at first glance, he felt that this girl was a good girl.
No one else? So what are you waiting for? Let's go, eat her tofu! The fat man's heart is full of joy, his eyes are shining, and if he is brighter, he can be used as a flashlight.
There was no one on the road, and there were two figures in the moonlight, walking towards the small bridge. Falling in love is a thing that attaches great importance to the atmosphere, just like in this kind of scene, even if the two don't know each other, they may become a couple if they walk and say a few words in harmony. The girl didn't speak, but walked half a step more than the fat man, leading the way for the fat man. The fat man wanted to confirm something, so he asked, "Girl, can you dance?" ”
The girl showed a very surprised expression: "Huh~ How did you know?" As soon as the girl turned her head, the fat man looked: yes, it must be her!
"I saw a beautiful girl dancing on stage tonight, and her appearance and movements are exactly like yours." The fat man's mouth is so sweet~ Praise people and praise them to the sky.
"The same look? You take a closer look. The girl smiled and looked at the fat man. The same movements are still reasonable, she doesn't think that the appearance will be the same, the stage makeup can't be thicker, after putting on makeup, the whole face has changed, she can't recognize herself in the mirror, and the fat man actually said that it was exactly the same.
Why do you need the girl to say, the girl doesn't say it, the fat man also wants to look at her a few more times, and now with the girl's words, the fat man stared straight at the girl. The girl was originally looking at the fat man, but after meeting the fat man's burning gaze, the girl lowered her head shyly, and this shy appearance made the fat man's heart even more excited. At this time, the girl applied fat powder thinly, lightly swept the moth eyebrows, obviously different from the makeup on the stage, but more and more fresh and lovely, the fat man looked at it for a long time, and said: "It's different, look at it from a distance, it's just as beautiful as a fairy, but now it's a little closer, it turns out to be a fairy." ”
"Oh, that's the wrong person," the girl grinned slightly, not laughing, "The little girl did dance on stage, but she was not a fairy, and the girl in Childe's picture was probably a girl who could fly." ”
The two chatted jokingly, crossed the bridge and walked west, the girl pointed to the house with lights under the big locust tree, turned back to the fat man and smiled: "Look, it's here." "With a slight push, the door opened.
The fat man "sighed" and expressed confusion: "Why don't you lock the door?" ”
"You sit down first." The girl did not answer the fat man's question, and turned away.
The fat man paced into the house, which was facing north and south, with three tables and eight benches on each side of the east and west, leaving a passage facing the door. There is a walkway in the northeast corner leading to the back room. The fat man sat down at the table near the door, and the girl opened the curtain hanging in the northeast corner and went in.