Chapter 100: Playboy
Brother Jian eliminated the two water ghosts, flew ashore with the fat man, threw the fat man next to Xiao Xi, and returned to the scabbard himself.
Xiao Xi has been observing from a distance, and when she saw that her father and mother had fallen into the water, she ran over. As soon as he looked up, he saw his fat daddy falling from the sky and throwing it in front of him. The fat man is unconscious, hurry up and save people. Treat your father gently, smash your fist into your stomach, and use a way of beating people to death, and spit out the fat man's choked water.
The little bearded girl swam up from the bottom of the river and went ashore, just in time to see the fat man spit out a large mouthful of water.
As soon as the fat man opened his eyes, Xiao Xi smiled embarrassedly, "Hehehe, Dad, this is not bad for me, this time my mother cheated you." ”
The fat man rolled his eyes weakly, where was he still free to squeeze his stomach and bend over and vomit with this baby, coughing vigorously.
Miss Hu also sat on the shore and panted.
When both of them recovered, the family walked to the village. On the way, the fat man asked Miss Hu how she killed the two water ghosts, and the girl pointed to the fat man's waist and said, Thanks to Brother Jian, otherwise I wouldn't be able to kill those two water ghosts, and we would both have to drown in the river.
"Oh," the fat man looked down and touched the scabbard with gratitude, "Go back and invite you to drink Brother Ha Jian." ”
Back in the village, the mourners all came back and gathered together to eat and drink. When I saw the fat man's family, I also asked them to come over and sit down to eat and drink.
With the lesson of the last time the Heavenly Master was beaten, this time the fat man didn't dare to tell others that he could subdue demons and eliminate monsters, so the villagers didn't know what the fat man was doing.
After sitting down to eat, everyone asked the fat man where he had gone, and the fat man said that he had gone to the river and eliminated the water ghosts.
Everyone laughed and said, "Little brother is really joking, we haven't seen water ghosts, how do you know that there are water ghosts in the river, and how do you get rid of water ghosts."
"Believe it or not, we'll leave after dinner, and we'll cross the bridge, you see."
It's too troublesome to explain this, and I have to introduce what a magical child Xiao Xi is, Sister Xiao Hu is a little vixen, and the sword on her body will move by itself, if you want to say this, it is estimated that everyone will not believe it and laugh louder. So simply don't explain.
The fat man had just drunk a stomach of river water, and he had no appetite, so he took two mouthfuls of food and went back to the house. When he returned to the house, he closed the doors and windows, drew his sword, and filled the wine for Brother Jian.
"Drink Brother Jian, thank you so much."
The blade of the sword shook and stood up, and while drinking, he said, "You're welcome." ”
The fat man accompanied him with a small sip of wine, and he felt that his stomach was swollen, and he touched his bulging belly and sighed: "Ouch, I drank this belly water today, this pit daddy child, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, I won't do it anymore, whoever likes to do it"
"I don't blame that kid," Brother Jian said, "If you meet a demon, if you don't provoke it, it will come to the door on its own. ”
The fat man really wants to cry without tears, this is so right, all the strange things he encountered, he can't hide if he wants to
When Xiao Xi and Xiao Hu returned to the house after eating and drinking, the three of them packed their luggage, went out to say goodbye to the villagers, and led them to the river by the way, telling them that rest assured, the water ghosts have been removed. The three of them led their horses to the bridge. crossed the bridge safely and soundly, Xiao Xi and Xiao Hugu
The mother sat in the carriage, and the fat man drove the carriage and continued to Dazhou.
From Qianzhou to the state, there is no waterway to go. There are few people to and fro, and the transportation on land is not convenient, so there is basically no way to go, so you have to make a way by yourself.
As they walked, they saw a flower, but there was a tree in front of them blocking the way, and then they went around it, and we won't talk about the walking situation on these roads so carefully. If I could describe the landscape and road conditions along the way, I could write two more chapters. It is good to see that there is no author's conscience
Let's just say that the fat man walked for two and a half days, and in the evening of this day, they arrived in front of a temple.
Why ancient people went out and had no place to live, in a deserted land, they could always find one or two broken temples, it is still necessary to explain here. If you think about this truth, people in ancient times did not have any scientific concepts, and most of them believed in ghosts and gods, so there were big temples and small temples everywhere. For a variety of complicated reasons, people left this place and moved to live elsewhere, but the temple would not be moved, and the temple was built and it was always there. If no one manages it, it becomes a ruined temple.
In the final analysis, the most important thing is that there was no demolition team that year. In other words, today, don't say that no one lives, even if someone lives, I will also draw a circle for you, and write the word "demolition" in it.
Okay, let's talk about the fat man. Barren mountains and mountains, in front of a ruined temple, bolted the carriage, and planned to sleep in this temple tonight. No matter how broken the temple is, it can be regarded as having a shelter from the wind and rain, which is better than sleeping in the wild.
When the family of three arrived at the gate of the temple, before they could go inside, they heard laughter inside. Listening to the voice, there are a lot of people, it's very lively, I don't know which group of people are resting here, the fat man stopped, and glanced at Miss Xiaohu.
Miss Hu nodded, "It's okay, go in and have a look." "I stepped in and went in. The sound in the room stopped abruptly.
When you enter the door, no matter who is inside, you have to say hello first, this kind of thing Xiaohu girl doesn't know how to do, she has always been fat. The fat man arched his hand and smiled: "The traveler has come to this point, and I am disturbed." "People come first, fat people come later, and they always have to say "excuse me".
The fat man silently counted seven people in total, two women and five men. There is a man in the middle, dressed as a son-in-law, but not the appearance of an ordinary son-in-law, just this one, wearing a dress of bells and whistles, five or six big red flowers on his body, and four small green flowers in each of the big red flowers, which is really full of flowers. And hugged left and right, there are only two girls among these seven people, this master holds one in his left hand and one in his right hand. The remaining four men seem to be the house slaves of this boy's brother.
At that moment, this boy stood up staggeredly, and did not return the salute to the fat man, but held his chest and raised his head, laughed, and said, "Ah, okay, where are you passing by?"
The fat man replied: "Go to Kaifeng Mansion." ”
"Hey, I'm in Tokyo too, come here, come over and talk." Brother Gongzi sat down, hugged the girl in one hand, and drank the wine in the other. The eyes are squinted, so that they do not look at people squarely, and they are extremely arrogant.
From the bottom of his heart, the fat man is not happy to deal with this kind of person, they are noisy and noisy, and they are not sure to fall asleep here, so they want to turn around and go out.
It's Xiao Xi's pit daddy's baby again, jumping up and down, he came to Brother Gongzi's side, grabbed the wine with one hand, and drank it with his head up. He didn't catch one
A glass of wine, he grabbed a bottle of wine, people drink and talk about the cup, this kid drinks and blows the bottle directly.
The fat man hurriedly ran over to apologize, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention, you see if I'll pay you for this wine money."
A house slave stood up angrily and pushed the fat man, yelling, "That's what you paid"
Before she finished speaking, Miss Hu had already flashed to the fat man's side, and reached out to the fat man's back to prevent the fat man from falling backwards. By the way, I rolled up my sleeves, and I probably thought that I would dare to move with my brother, Engong and husband again, and the old lady would let you see what it means to be a "heavenly maiden".
"Hey, sit down, sit down," Brother Gongzi waved his hand and said slowly, "Meeting is fate, why are you anxious with people because of a bottle of wine, do you see how cute this child is." ”
The house slave nodded, said "yes, yes", and sat down.
"Sit down," Brother Gongzi beckoned the fat man and the little beard girl to sit again, "You can sit too, how cute the child is, and he loves to drink, haha, look at it, come on, sit down and drink some together." ”
Then sit down, Xiao Xi took a bottle of wine from someone else's first, and now he can't turn around and leave. It's okay to sit down and talk about something.
There are no tables, chairs and benches in the ruined temple, and they all sit on the ground. The house slave moved outside, giving way to two places close to the son, and the little bearded girl and the fat man sat down.
The fat man took a drink first and apologized to Brother Gongzi for Xiao Xi's actions just now.
"It doesn't matter, drink as you like," Brother Gongzi talked to the fat man, but his eyes were staring at Miss Hu, "It's still far away from Kaifeng, why are you three going?"
"Oh, heh," said the fat man, "I'm going to take my sister into Beijing to see if I can apply for a queen or something for a few days." ”
He went with a sword, which was a long story, and it was so strange that he couldn't explain it to anyone, so he made fun of Sister Hu. The fat man is talking nonsense here, and Brother Gongzi also expressed his praise, "Let my sister be a queen."
Both of them looked at Miss Hu with a smile. Little Hu didn't understand what these two were talking about, so she took a carrot and drank wine, nibbled on the carrot, and drank a sip of wine. Every time the fat man deals with others, what etiquette and other things are involved, Miss Hu is too lazy to listen and watch, and plays with herself.
The fat man stared at Sister Xiaohu with a smile, it was normal, Brother Gongzi had been staring at it like this, and even a little salivating, the fat man felt that something was wrong, and it was time to change the topic.
"Ah, I haven't asked Childe's name yet, why did you go to Tokyo" The fat man looked at Childe.
Brother Gongzi didn't know if he was slow to react after drinking too much, or if he was born with slow movements, and after four or five seconds, he slowly turned his face over, looked at the fat man, and said: "My name is Zhu Jiadi, my father said this name, I can be named on the gold list, didn't I go to the capital to take the exam?"
The fat man glanced at Zhu Jiadi again, barely holding his face tight, not allowing himself to smile so much that he showed all his teeth, "Oh, hehe, Childe is really good at joking"
Wearing this colorful outfit, with two girls hugging left and right, this is the credibility of the words of going to Beijing to catch the exam, just like the fat man said that he wanted to take Sister Hu to apply for the queen.
"Who is joking with you," Zhu Jia said seriously in the first book, "Really, I really went to Beijing to take the exam." ”