Chapter 49: Ming Media is getting married

Ma Da suffered a loss in his mouth, and his younger brother Ma Er picked it up, and he almost wanted to fight with Ma Er. Ma Er is a little lacking in morality, but after all, he is a brother, this is a happy event for his younger brother, and he should celebrate when he is an elder brother, and he can't let others see jokes because of grabbing a woman to fight, Martha thought about it and endured it, snorted angrily and turned around and left.

Ma Erke was triumphant, hugged Miss Hu in the past, and said, "We will be a family in the future, and I will accompany you to coax the child to sleep at night." "What is it to coax the child to sleep, he rushes to be this father, just to be able to sleep with the child's mother justifiably. Miss Xiaohu studied in a famous technical school, and learned a set of magic skills of "wanting to refuse and welcome", and immediately pretended to be weak, pushed Ma Er away with affection, and said pretentiously: "Official~ Why don't you know how to be shy in broad daylight?" Go and go. ”

Ma Erzhen regarded himself as a father, and reached out to pinch Xiao Xi's face to tease Xiao Xi, "Hehe, little guy, call Dad." Xiao Xi pretended not to understand and asked, "What are you shouting?" Ma Er said, "Dad." ”

Xiaoxi: "What? ”

Ma Er: "Dad! ”

Xiao Xi nodded and responded, "Well, okay, my son is really good." Listen, Dad, just say whatever you want. ”

Ma Er has never seen it~ Who would have thought that such a small and slightly older four or five-year-old child would take advantage of others like this? Ma Er was so angry that his face turned purple, if it weren't for Miss Xiaohu's face, he would have beaten this child a long time ago. Miss Hu is here, he has just promised Miss Xiao Hu to take care of the child with him, and now he must pretend to be a personable father, laugh a few times, and say, "The child is so cute." ”

Xiao Xi replied again: "Well, you are so cute." ”

Ma Er couldn't help it, wiped his head and left, went to the outside of the yard to find a tree, and punched him a few times.

What didn't you do, saying that you want to be Xiaoxi's father, help Xiaohu girl coax the child, and then you can sleep with Xiaohu girl? How smart Xiao Xi is~ Did he let his mother be taken advantage of? Angry Ma Er, Xiao Xi discussed with Miss Xiaohu: "Mother~ At night, we still sleep with our mother and son, that Ma Er, if he dares to come to bed, you will kick him down." ”

Miss Hu was confused and asked, "Why~ My mother is going to fall in love with him, why don't you let him go to bed?" Xiao Xi said: "He's not in love with you, he's just playing hooligan, he wants to take advantage of you, are you willing to suffer?" ”

Miss Hu said, "No, only fools are willing to suffer." ”

"That's right," Xiao Xi said, "just listen to me." ”

"But~" Miss Hu felt a little wrong, "I kicked him out of bed like this, he didn't want me when he was angry, didn't your mother want to be dumped again?" ”

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you~ Mother, didn't you tell him, I picked it up by you. I picked it up by you, but you didn't give birth to it, you haven't been married yet, he wants to sleep with you, so you tell him and let him get married. ”

"What does 'Ming Media is marrying' mean?"

"It is to ask the matchmaker to say the matchmaker, and then the big sedan chair will marry you and marry you. Only then will he be married, and he will be qualified to sleep in the same bed with you. Just tell him that, he understands what it means to be married. ”

"What if he doesn't agree, and he won't marry me?" Xiaohu

The girl was worried.

"I can see that he will say yes. In case he doesn't agree, it doesn't matter, let's change the next one, you can rest assured, mother~ I can introduce you to a lot of objects, and you are satisfied. ”

"Hehe~ Kid, you're so good! You're not like a normal child. ”

"My mother is also different from ordinary mothers, hahaha~"

Ma Er, this kid is bad, he goes to the horse farm to play during the day, when Xiao Xi and Xiao Hu are riding a horse, this kid is thinking about when he can ride Xiao Hu girl. It just so happened that Miss Xiaohu said that the child was picked up, and there was a lack of a father, Ma Erya was about to laugh, and when he became his father, wasn't she Langjun? Ma is stupid, this beautiful thing has fallen into his hands, and he was angry and went out to find a tree and punched a few times, and bared his teeth and was happy, what do I care about this bear child? Now Miss Hu is my person, hehe, I'm ...... tonight Thinking about not being angry, I lay on the ground and did dozens of push-ups to exercise my body, ready to fight at any time.

At dinner in the evening, Ma Da kept a straight face, he didn't speak much, and after being cheated by his younger brother today, he didn't speak anymore. Ma Er was in a good mood, he made a drink, took out five bowls, filled them all, and said, "Come, do it, today I accepted Xiao Xi as a child, and in the future, his mother and son will be regarded as members of our family, and they will live together." "Living together is nothing more than adding fuel to the fire for Martha. Martha is a good person, but the matter has come to this point, although he has resentment and unwillingness in his heart, he does not quarrel with his brother, and he finishes a bowl of wine in one go, and does not eat any food, so he leaves the table and goes back to the house. The old horse said "uh-huh" a few times, and drank a little with Ma Er, not for Ma Er, but for the old man who liked this child. Needless to say, Xiao Xi and Xiao Hu girl, is this little wine a problem, Gu Dong Gu Dong did it not to celebrate, to quench his thirst. Only Ma Er was the only one at the table who was really celebrating himself. It's a pity he celebrated too early.

As soon as it got dark, Ma Er coaxed Xiao Xi to sleep, and he couldn't wait to strangle this bear child directly. If this bear child doesn't hurry up and go to sleep, how can I do a good thing with your mother? Ma Er used to be a little young master, and it was always others who coaxed him, but he didn't coax the child, so he threw Xiao Xi on the bed with him, "Sleep, you kid, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, I'll spank you in a while." Close your eyes, close your eyes! Miss Hu stood by and watched, and said with a smile: "It's the middle of the night, it's just dark, and the child has just eaten, and he can't sleep." Xiao Xi jumped up from the bed and went into his mother's arms. Ma Er pretended to be close to the child, and said "Yo yo ~ good boy, dad take a look", while opening his arms and leaning over, not wanting to hug the child, mainly wanting to hug the little Hu girl. Miss Xiaohu didn't react, she didn't understand~ How did she know that this Ma Er was so scheming, and she wanted to take advantage of her by holding the child? She didn't even feel that being hugged was even taking advantage of her. Xiao Xi stretched out his feet to resist Ma Er, didn't let him lean over, turned his head to look at his mother, and tried his best to look at him, which means: Mother~ Wake up! Say the lines, say the lines!

Miss Xiaohu reacted and said to Ma Er: "Men and women don't kiss, you are not my husband yet, you can't touch me." ”

Ma Er argued: "Hey, didn't we say okay, I will be this child's father in the future." ”

"That's not counted," Miss Xiaohu said according to Xiao Xi's teaching, "I picked up this child, and I didn't give birth to it, I haven't been married yet, if you want to be my husband, then you have to be married to Ming Media."

The gap in Ma Er's heart is too big, he originally thought it was very beautiful, and when he became the child's father, he could sleep with the child's mother, but now people say that it is not the Ming Media who is marrying does not count, and he is not allowed to touch it. What the key girl said is very reasonable, the girl has never been married, I want to be her husband of course to marry the media and give her a good reputation, how can this be done...... Thinking about it, I think about it, she has never been married, and neither have I! Who to marry is not to marry, such a beautiful girl, there is no loss if you marry!

Ma Er agreed, saying that he wanted to marry Miss Xiaohu.

On the other side, the fat man's love affair has made a huge breakthrough. I thought that it would take for these two ambiguous masters to stay up for a long time before they could make progress, but I didn't expect it to break in a second. This day fat man...... I won't describe it more, this fat man can't do anything else now, every day is to get up, go shopping, eat, take a nap, go shopping, eat, wait to watch the dance, eat tofu. The sun set on this day, and the fat man was going to wait under the stage to watch Miss Xiaoyun perform on stage, but if he went again today, there was only an open space, no stage, and no bench. The fat man stood for a long time, scratching his head, "Came to the wrong place?" "Look left and right, that's right, there is a tavern not far from here, he bought wine there, slept on the street, and met Miss Xiaoyun, he remembered it deeply. How is this ...... Stopped acting? Then how do I watch Miss Xiaoyun dance, and how do I go home with her to eat tofu? The fat man stood in this familiar place, unable to see the familiar face, and his heart was flustered.

The fat man waited for a long time, the pedestrians were in a hurry, no one stopped here, there was no audience, there were no actors, calm was restored here, but the fat man's heart could not calm down. It's like being enchanted and losing his mind, knowing that there is no stage here, and he can't see Miss Xiaoyun dancing, the fat man is still spinning around in this place, talking to himself stupidly, he doesn't know what he is muttering. Turning around, when I looked up, I saw the tavern, my eyes lit up, and I went in and bought wine and came out. The fat man poured a few sips of wine, and deliberately went to find the place where he was drunk and fell asleep that day, and said in his heart, yes, I am still drunk, and I am still sleeping here, and after a while, Miss Xiaoyun will come to wake me up, and then I will say that I am hungry, and then I can go to eat tofu again! The fat man came to the corner of the wall where he slept on the day he met Miss Xiaoyun, leaned against the wall weakly, raised the wine bottle and took a few big sips. A few sips of strong wine passed through the intestines, and the fat man suddenly sobered up, raised his hand and patted his head, "Ouch! Why am I so stupid, Miss Xiaoyun just passed me when she finished dancing and went home, and now she doesn't perform, how can Miss Xiaoyun come here and wake me up? Heh~ You little fat man, little fat man, it's not that you haven't been there, and you don't know the way, Miss Xiaoyun doesn't come to you, you can go to her! The fat man stood up suddenly, grinned, and ran wildly. In this state, passers-by will feel very pitiful when they see it, whose family is lacking in virtue? What a fat guy, why are you crazy?

Love is such a magical thing that can make people get carried away and be shook. The fat man didn't care about the eyes of others, he ran east and west to the small bridge, crossed the bridge, and to the west, a big locust tree! That's right, a big locust tree! Under the tree is Miss Xiaoyun's house! The fat man's legs are weak, not because he is tired of running, but because he is too excited. Found it, found it! Running over, the closer to the big locust tree, the faster the fat man's heartbeat, how many demons and monsters he saw along the way, the fat man's heartbeat has never been so fast.