Chapter 32: A Warm Welcome

The fat man is also anxious, and forgets about this stubble - you tell others to run quickly, others walk with you, run for a while and throw you away, and know to wait for you later; You talk to Miss Hu...... She didn't have the concept of waiting for someone, told her to run, she was really fast, and she disappeared as soon as she slipped away.

The fat man rushed forward with his life, chasing his "smart and clever" sister. If I didn't pay attention, I stepped on something under my feet, and my foot slipped, and the whole person threw himself forward and ate a mouthful of soil. In fact, he didn't look back, just got up and kept running. But people, after tripping over something and falling, the instinct is to turn back first and see what caused you to fall. I really don't know if I don't look at it, and I was shocked when I saw it: a bloody head, the right side of the face "pillowed" on the ground, angry eyes, and straight eyes, just met the fat man's gaze! It seems to mean that I am very angry: I am sleeping here, and you fat man stepped on my face, right?

The fat man's breathing almost stopped, and he stared at the human head. He wanted to make sure that the human head would blink. If this head can't move, then you can go with confidence; If this man's head moves...... You must have met a demon!

"I'm sorry~ I didn't mean to. Hey, do you hear me, dear, talk dear? ”

The head was motionless, and the fat man's head was motionless, and they looked at each other for five minutes, and then the fat man's tears fell, and then he blinked: well, it seems that it should be an ordinary human head, but it is just dead. But the fat man was still scared in his heart, and he didn't dare to turn around and run - the back of his head didn't have long eyes, and if he ran forward, maybe this head would follow the back of his head and do something! The fat man looked at the head, walking backwards step by step, his attention was all on the head on the ground. As he walked, something suddenly touched him from behind.

"Ouch!" The fat man jumped up and turned his head to look.

"What are you doing, brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time, why are you still here?" Miss Hu ran back again.

"Ouch~Ouch......" The fat man was covered in cold sweat, "You're going to scare me to death?" ”

The fat man told Miss Hu that he had stepped on a human head, and Miss Hu went over, grabbed the hair of the human head on the ground, and carried the human head in her hand.

"Is that it? What's so scary about this? "The little bearded girl carried the human head, as if she was carrying a handbag, and threw it around.

"You go away, you go away," the fat man pushed forward with his hands, "stay away from me!" ”

But now the fat man is much more relieved, since it's okay to play like this, then this human head is nothing to fear.

"Obedient, sister," said the fat man, almost in a pleading tone, "you put it down, slowly, on the ground, and let's go." ”

Miss Hu obediently put down the head.

The fat man said, "Let's ...... Well, you don't have to be fast, you just have to follow me slowly. Remember? Follow me. ”

"Oh," Miss Hu followed closely behind the fat man, "brother, will you go ahead to protect me?" ”

The fat man was also brazen, and said with confidence: "Yes, yes, don't be afraid, there is a brother!" ”

Not long after, the fat man entered the town. An avenue is flat and bright, and the road is full of colorful lanterns on both sides, and the little fat man is pleasing to the eye, and he goes straight along the road. Halfway through, I was greeted warmly, and one person from each room stood in two rows on both sides of the road, greeting the fat man very warmly. Don't look at people's enthusiasm, this little fat man is not sensible, he didn't appreciate it, rolled his eyes, pretended not to see anything, and walked forward non-stop. The little fat man's urge to urinate finally couldn't be contained, and the crotch of his pants began to drip down. He held the little bearded girl's hand tightly, clenched his teeth, and walked forward step by step.

The little bearded girl is much more cheerful than the fat man, and the fat man holds one hand, and has one free hand, and keeps waving: "Hi, hello." ”

The people on both sides raised their hands, shook their heads in their hands, and responded enthusiastically to Miss Hu. Belch...... These bits on both sides, I don't know whether to call them "people" or how to call them, anyway, they all have what people should have, the only difference is that their heads don't grow on their necks! The neck is empty, what about the head? - They carry it in their hands - but their heads can still blink and open their mouths to speak, and their functions are not affected.

"Little beard ......" The fat man's voice was as low as a little mosquito flying over the ear of the little bearded girl, "Go, go......"

"Huh?" Miss Hu asked loudly, "Brother, what did you say?" ”

Both rows of "people" raised their heads high above their heads, opened their mouths, and coaxed: "Yes, what are you talking about?" Say it louder! ”

The fat man collapsed: Okay, her master really sent me a good place! Give me such a nice sister again! Huh? Wrong...... My sister is a monster too!

"Sister, do you know them?" Since you're so welcoming, it's definitely not welcoming me, presumably because you know my sister, right? If they're all old acquaintances, it doesn't matter, even if they're demons and monsters, as long as they don't harm me!

"I don't know."

"And what do you say hello to them?"

"Brother, are you human? When people greet you, you are so polite, why are you not polite? Miss Hu accused in a low voice.

The fat man was speechless, and just wanted to draw his sword and commit suicide - there was really no place to reason!

The two were talking, but the fat man didn't hesitate for a moment under his feet, and kept rushing forward. At this time, I swept the corner of my eye again, and there were no more weirdos with heads on either side. "People don't offend me, I don't offend people", are these "abnormal human beings" really just come out to say hello to us?

"Sister, is anyone coming along?" The fat man asked the little bearded girl behind him.

"No~ Brother, why are you in such a hurry, you see that they are happy, they are all smiling at us!"

It's not that the fat man is not a person, but the little bearded girl is not a person. She didn't understand how terrible it was for a person to take his head off his neck and carry it in his hands, and that head could still grin.

The fat man said: "My pants are wet, let's find a place where no one is there to change my pants first...... This town is full of lights, lively, and there are many people, but why can't their heads grow well on their necks? Why is God so fond of joking with my fat man?!

Miss Hu turned around and shouted, "Bye-bye, we're leaving!" My brother said his pants were wet! ”

These bits really agreed: "Go slowly~ Don't send it!" ”

The fat man touched his crotch: Well, it's a shame to say "don't send it", they want to send it for a ride, and the pants can be wetter.

It is equivalent to saying that the fat man and his sister have passed through a small town. There were so many "abnormal humans" in the town lined up in two rows to watch them pass by, and they were unexpectedly safe. The fat man feels very lucky! The town is full of lights, but it is dark when you leave the town. may be worried that staying up late will damage skin maintenance, Sister Moon, who works at night, puts on the mask and goes to sleep early, so that the fat man really can't see his fingers in front of him. But there are also benefits - he changes his pants in front of Miss Hu, and Miss Hu can't see anything.