"You are a little Taoist boy, I am no longer a little Taoist boy, everyone calls me a fat immortal!"

The big fat face scratched his face plate suspiciously, and then retorted in a humble voice.

"Uh...... Fat Immortals? Okay, fat immortal, may I ask which immortal mountain are you cultivating in the Immortal Cultivation Dao? Is there a Xianyou Mountain near here? ”

I wiped my face, stood up and saluted respectfully.

"Hey...... Everyone in the world knows Xianyou Mountain, but they don't know that Xianyou Mountain is right in front of you, Xiaodao Tong, why are you looking for Xianyou Mountain? ”

The fat fairy smiled innocently, and took advantage of the situation to beat the stream of two large wooden barrels, picked up the flat burden, and looked at me quietly.

"Oh, I was ordered by my family teacher to come here to find Xianyou Mountain, as a place to settle down now, if the fat immortal knows, I hope to inform the whereabouts!"

I clenched my fists again.

"Hey...... But I don't know your immortal master, but you are a Dragon and Tiger Daoist? ”

The fat fairy showed his white teeth and seemed to be in a good mood.

But he always carried two large wooden barrels, which were filled with water, this fat immortal, it was really real, since he wanted to talk to me and stay, but he shouldn't have been burdened with such a heavy pick, after listening to the words of the fat immortal, I immediately nodded in surprise and said: "Yes, the family teacher is the world's respected dragon and tiger Taoist, is the fat immortal a disciple of the Yao Immortal Sect?!" ”

"Then you are the master disciple of the Dragon and Tiger Daoist, Chen Xiaojiu?"

The fat fairy grinned again, but there seemed to be no answer to my question at all.

"Huh! The fat immortal has a good reputation, the end of the learning of the Tao is shallow, the Tao is not refined, except for causing trouble to the master, but there is no other strength, by the way, fat immortal, I have been looking for this immortal mountain for an afternoon......"

Speaking of the hour, I can't help but look at the sunset in the west in surprise. That's not right! I had a long, long dream just now, why didn't the sun set before I woke up? Is it just a little confused?

"Hey...... Little Daoyou, have you been looking for an afternoon and haven't found the place to go to Xianyou Mountain? ”

The fat fairy looked at me in disbelief, shook his head and smiled.

"yes!"

I couldn't help but sigh in distress, and said: "It's really hard to find, within a radius of three miles, I have basically seen all the large and small mountains, and there is no Xianyou Mountain, and where the Yao Immortal Sect is located......"

"Hey, hey! Little Taoist friend, Xianyou Mountain is right in front of you, why do you need to ask for it? ”

The fat fairy said, pointing with his hand, and said, "Look at ......"

"Huh?"

I turned my head, and suddenly followed the direction pointed by the fat immortal, not far away, sure enough, there was a spiritual cultivation immortal mountain, and on the cliff, there were indeed three big words "Xianyou Mountain", why didn't I pay attention to it before?

"Ahh It's all I give up the book to the end, I always think that there are real immortals in the distance, don't you know that the immortals are by my side, the fat immortals are a word, so that the end of the school suddenly realized, thank you very much! ”

I looked at the fat fairy excitedly, it seemed that there was a great change from the attitude towards him just now, the first time I saw him, I thought he was very stupid, but after a few words, I felt that he was wise and stupid, and every sentence hidden mystery!

It is worthy of being a disciple of the Yao Immortal Sect, and I must have been taught by the True Immortal, and the master asked me to come here, seeing people as if I were seeing a teacher, and sure enough, I was not fooled, but I was almost deceived by the appearance of this fat immortal.

"Hey...... Little Taoist friends, you have to look at ...... with your heart"

The fat immortal smiled gently, then tilted his head and asked, "Little Daoyou, then what are you doing in our Yao Immortal Sect?" Dragon Tiger Dao people won't be as simple as letting you come for a few meals, right? Hey! ”

I immediately took out the words that Master had left for me, handed it to the Fat Immortal, and said solemnly: "Fat Immortal, I came to your Yao Immortal Sect to find your master, and ask him to go down the mountain with me to help the master destroy the night demon!" ”

"It turns out that Xiao Daoyou went up the mountain to find my master, hehe...... But little Taoist friend, the words left by the Dragon and Tiger Daoist are obviously for you to take refuge, not for you to move the rescuers......"

The fat immortal still said gently, as if he always spoke in a simple tone.

"Oops! I said fat immortals, that's because my master cares about his apprentice, but as an apprentice, I can't watch my master get into danger and ignore it? Besides, you can't be flexible, and your brain can't always be a tendon, right? ”

I took the word, and put it in my arms, my eyes stared straight at the fat immortal, although this fat immortal spoke full of mysteries, but he saw that his heart is extremely simple and lovely, if you can help me persuade his master to go down the mountain, maybe the thing will be done!

"Hey...... Little Daoyou, the tutor has been out on a trip and hasn't come back for three months, but it should be these two days, otherwise you can wait with me on the mountain first, maybe the tutor will come back soon. ”

The fat fairy smiled, then turned and walked away.

"Alright then......"

I reluctantly heard this answer that made me discouraged, I didn't expect the fat immortal's master to go out to travel, but such a master, but there is no accurate return date, the fat immortal said "maybe", then this may not come back for a long time, or it may be back soon, sighed deeply, I immediately followed the fat immortal up the mountain.

The road up the mountain is very steep, but the flexibility of the fat immortal is an eye-opener for me, and the abundant physical strength is no less than those men of the Yu royal family, carrying two large barrels of water, not even a drop is spilled, I have to say, the disciples of the Yao Immortal Sect are really strange!

With such a fat figure, still carrying water, the speed of going up the mountain was three or five times faster than mine, and I even hesitated for a moment at some steep points, thinking about whether I would fall down, but in the blink of an eye, the fat immortal had quickly ascended to the top of the mountain, and the distance between me and me was getting bigger and bigger.

"This big fat man, look down on him!"

I grinned, but immediately carefully lay on the mountain wall, turned my head to look at the cliffs on both sides, I couldn't help swallowing my saliva, I am a master, this is too scary, just now I wanted to go up the mountain quickly, the thought was abruptly interrupted, after thinking about it, I still think it is better to go up the mountain carefully.

Although the fat immortal is wise and foolish, but if I fall, then he is really stupid and wise, and he can lead people into the ditch by showing the way to the guests, well, I still can't expect too much from this fat immortal......

After about half an hour, I finally reached the top of the mountain.

"This ...... This is the Yaoxian faction? ”

I looked at a vacant lot, there was a simple Taoist temple, three tiled houses, and a kitchen, no, the kitchen was a bit like a kitchen, because I didn't see the chimney at all, there was no chimney, how could it smoke when cooking?

The surrounding scenery has become a sharp contrast with this Taoist temple, not far away, the mountain spring water goes down, the surrounding red flowers and green grass, green trees are shady, and the aura fills the entire mountain, which makes people only feel relaxed and happy.

"That's not right!"

I looked at the mountain spring water not far away for a long time, and then walked into the Taoist temple, looked at the fat immortal was making a bag of something, and asked casually: "Fat immortal, there is obviously mountain spring water near here, ...... Why do you have to go down the mountain to fetch water? ”

"Hey...... Little Taoist friend, are you up? Tired or not? ”

The fat fairy answered my questions and never answered them directly, which made me feel dizzy.

"I'm not tired, but I'm not tired, but it's ......"

"It's good not to be tired, let's start cooking and eating!"

Before I could finish speaking, the fat immortal immediately lifted half a bag of grain and said, "Little Taoist friend come with me." ”

When I came to this small house, I realized that this one was not a kitchen, but a mill, but this mill ...... It is extremely chic, and the traditional stone mill of the folk is not the same, it should have two stone plates up and down, but here there are only the stone plates below, and the central part of the stone plate, also dug a semi-circular pit, above the small pit, but is a circular Ding furnace, lying on the side.

"This ...... Fat Immortal, you are ...... Is this cooking? ”

I looked at the fat immortal in disbelief, only to see him pour out a lump of colorful grain into the pit, then grasp the upper edge of the furnace with one hand, grab one foot of the furnace with the other, and then grind it vigorously on the grain, and after a while, there was a crunchy sound of "crunching".

"Hey, hey! Little Taoist friends, the food we eat every day on the mountain is grain milk, and I ask you to help pour water on the side. ”

The fat fairy grinded lightly, and motioned for me to look at the wooden barrel beside me, and the water in it was fetched from the bottom of the mountain.

"Oh......"

I picked up a water scoop, scooped up a scoop, carefully poured a little into it, after getting the fat fairy's eyes, I poured a little more into it, not to mention, I was hungry for a day and a night, and soon smelled a grain fragrance from under the Ding furnace.

"Fat immortal, it's so fragrant!"

I grinned and couldn't help but compliment.

"Of course, hehe! Little Daoyou, your master asked you to come to our Yaoxian Sect to eat mixed rice, it's really here, by the way, bring that big stone bowl and use it for rice later. ”

The fat fairy laughed, and in a moment all the grains were ground into a paste, and the smell became stronger, and I drooled as I went to get the big stone bowl and the wooden spoon.

"Uh...... Fat Immortal, in fact, my biggest purpose is to find your master, and eat mixed rice...... It's a little indecent......"

I only felt that my cheeks were a little hot, but after all, I had a request for help, as long as I saw his master, I really didn't want to eat here and drink grain milk, and there was no cooked food at all, which was really trouble-free.

"People uphold the essence of the five grains and nourish the body, and absorb the aura of heaven and earth to help the spirit and spirit, in fact, our sect rarely uses the five grains to cook, more absorb the aura of heaven and earth, to be precise, almost three months or so to eat a secular meal, little Taoist friends, open the meal!"

As the fat fairy spoke, he said that the syrup was served, no more, no less, a large stone bowl full.

"Oops! Fat immortals, don't you have a small bowl? So how do I eat it? ”

Seeing the fat fairy walk out of the mill with a large bowl of grain milk, I hurried out.

"Oh, little Taoist friends don't know, because our sect often doesn't use secular meals, so there are very few utensils for eating, well, there is such a big bowl right now, there is no other small bowl available, of course, I really mind two people eating a bowl of rice, after all, little Taoist friends have saliva, hehe!"

The fat immortal first took a big sip, and then smiled gently: "Little Daoyou, look, I have drunk it all, and you can't drink it anymore, but after I finish using this bowl of rice, you can wash it and use it again." ”

After saying that, the fat immortal ate and drank to himself.

"But there's no more in the mill!"

I almost fainted, standing next to me and helping for a long time, I didn't have a drop of my share, watching the fat fairy indifferently immersed in the state of dining, I muttered angrily: "It's okay to not eat for three months, and you can eat once for three months!" ”

"By the way, little Daoyou, there are still a few buckets of glutinous rice in the inner room, they all entertain distinguished guests in Pingsuli, and we only eat whole grains in our sect, you are here today, well, you can take out some, grind them out like me, and you can eat them......"

The fat fairy ** gulped and told me the location of the glutinous rice in a vague mouth.

"Uh...... To put it this way...... Do you want me to grind glutinous rice milk again before I can eat?! ”

I almost jumped up, and suddenly pointed at the fat immortal and shouted: "Fatty, I have put up with you for a long time, don't think that if your master is not at home, you will treat the guests at will, even if I starve to death, I will not start to grind glutinous rice milk to eat!" ”

(Tianjin)