Chapter 0104: A Long Night
I was covered in hair, I didn't expect this thing to be so fierce, and I had to do it if I didn't agree with it!
This kind of thing is much more difficult than the green ghosts, even if the ghost king is invited out of the underworld, it is impossible to break it up, just at the current level of the three of us......
I thought about it, and finally decided to compromise, and when I saw that the thing's hand was about to be pinched around my neck, I yelled, "Eat! I'll eat it! ”
The storyteller smiled again at this time, withdrew his hand and sat on the bench opposite me, looking at me expectantly: "Taste it, try it, it's all the freshest." ”
It's definitely fresh, it's all alive!!
I was sick to my stomach, and I looked at the things on the table again, and gritted my teeth - that's it, it's all forced to this part, can I not eat it? It's better to eat a bug than to lose your life, and it's a big deal to go back to Master Pei!
I looked at the slugs and grasshoppers on the table, and finally decided to choose the grasshopper, which I had eaten before, but instead of being alive, it was fried. I have a buddy in college who is Cantonese, Cantonese people can eat, dare to eat that is famous all over the country, that ancestor is like this, always eat some strange things, what dragon and tiger fight, what fried grasshopper roasted silkworm pupa, even with me have followed him to eat a fried grasshopper, the taste is not disgusting, and KFC spicy chicken wings have a taste, crunchy!
Right now, looking at the grasshoppers on the plate still moving, I thought about it and finally withdrew the murderous aura, if I really want to look at the grasshopper and stuff it into my mouth, I really can't stuff it, it's better to be covered by the ghost and eat it as melon seeds.
The moment I withdrew the murderous aura, sure enough, the plate of grasshoppers turned into melon seeds in my eyes, I endured the nausea and picked up one and stuffed it into my mouth as if I was on the execution ground, "Click" two mouthfuls of chewed and swallowed into my stomach, and then picked up the teacup and drank a little saliva, as for the tea I didn't dare to touch, because it was a living tadpole at all!
Not to mention, after this ghost covered his eyes, not only did those things look different, but even the taste and aroma were similar to melon seeds and Longjing.
At the end, in order to coax the storyteller, I also gave it a thumbs up: "Fragrant, so fragrant!" ”
So the storyteller was even happier, and looked at Mulan with an expectant face, and Mulan simply, like me, silently pinched a "melon seed" and threw it into her mouth, and drank "Longjing" again.
"This brother should also try it!"
The storyteller looked at Zhang Bowen with a smile again, and directly picked up the plate of "bayberry" and sent it to Zhang Bowen.
Zhang Bowen is also a tiger, seeing that this storyteller doesn't seem to want to hurt people's lives, he suddenly became bolder, and he didn't know if he was blinded by a ghost, so he picked up a "bayberry" and stuffed it into his mouth, and he chewed a mouth full of juice, and he stretched out his thumb to the storyteller, and finally simply took the plate, and ate it one by one like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and ate the plate of slugs in the blink of an eye, not to mention, and finally picked up the "tea" and dried it with water, and I was dumbfounded with Mulan on the side.
It's really fearless for the ignorant, and you can still eat and drink ghost things so happily, you really think it's a little wine with your friends, and your feelings are deep......
I didn't bother to bother with this reckless man, so I turned my head to look at the storyteller and said, "Sir, can I tell your story now?" I can't wait. ”
"Okay, here we go!"
The storyteller seemed to be particularly pleased with the three of us, and with a smile on his face all the time, he told his story.
What he told me was actually the old story of Mr. Storyteller - Qi Shaobao's Putian anti-Japanese resistance.
Qi Shaobao, that is, Qi Jiguang, this story is mainly about Qi Jiguang's deeds of defeating the Japanese in Putian, Fujian.
To be honest, he spoke really well, with a lot of emotion, it is definitely a good lesson for some people who are interested in history, combined with the folklore and official history records of the year plus his personal speculation, quite attractive, maybe he went to write a book, maybe he could really become a party!
It's just that his admiration for the Ming Dynasty and the Han family is too explicit......
I sighed softly, and finally knew why this person was depressed, and finally depressed himself to death.
Judging by the way he dressed, the era in which he lived should have been from the Qing Dynasty. As we all know, the rule of the Aixinjue Luo clan over the Han people during the Manchu Dynasty was enslaving, not at all as good as it is shown in many TV dramas now, what "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview", what harem like this and that, the traces of beautification are too heavy, but those who have really read history know that where is there so much benevolence and benevolence in history? It's always bloody!
The Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, "Ten Days in Yangzhou" and "Three Massacres in Jiading", how much harm was caused to the Han people? After sitting firmly in the country, he began the bloody policy of "keeping his hair without his head, keeping his head without leaving his hair". So the people's resistance has never stopped, and the banner of "anti-Qing and Ming" has always been held high, so the Manchu government at that time was very taboo about the things of the previous dynasty, not to mention anything else, just for the respect of the Ming Dynasty in and out of the words of this storyteller, it was immediately beaten as an "anti-Qing and Ming" element, that is to kill the head of the nine clans, who is next to him who is unlucky, where dare to listen to his story? I estimate that as soon as he entered the restaurant and was about to tell a story, he had to be blasted out by the restaurant owner, no matter how good you talked, it was useless to explain that the affairs of the dynasty were taboo at that time, and no one could afford to be dragged by the Manchu government to the entrance of the vegetable market to kill him in order to listen to a story, and his fate can be imagined - no one wants to see him!
When he died and became a storyteller, at that time, the Manchu Qing Dynasty was afraid that it had already fallen, and the modern war was raging, and the storytelling culture in the market had already ended, who the fuck had the kung fu to listen to it? Not to mention in contemporary times, you tell a yellow joke, put a paragraph of the island country love action movie or something, some people are willing to cheer, you talk about history, and you wear a strange look to tell history, others don't hold you on the spot and beat you up, the current new generation is all Chonghan Chongri's brain-dead, and he has long forgotten the little things of his ancestors, and storytelling is even less popular, so its obsession has not been released, I am afraid that there are many people who refuse to listen to its stories in the past few hundred years, which is why the yin qi on the body is so heavy......
I don't have too much fear and hatred for the storyteller in my heart, some are just pity, and my heart says then I'll be a good audience for it, let it tell the story that has never had the opportunity to tell before and after this life, maybe its obsession will be dispersed, and it can be regarded as a good deed!
Who knew that just when I was thinking nonsense, a crisp female voice suddenly sounded outside the door-"Ge Tianzhong, are you okay?" Why did you make such a big move here just now! ”
It was the voice of Su Su's little nurse, I was afraid that the movement I made when I killed the well just now alarmed the little girl, so the other party rushed over to see!
I secretly screamed at the time, this storyteller is the most taboo when telling a story, it will arouse its resentment!
At that moment, I secretly glanced at the storyteller, and sure enough, the smile on the other party's face had disappeared, and his eyes were full of resentment......
I had an idea, and hurriedly said to the storyteller: "Haha, I was attracted by Mr.'s good story, and I came to listen to the book again!" Well, sir, shall I go and invite her in and listen to you?" The more people there are, the more lively they are! ”
The resentment in the storyteller's eyes finally disappeared, and his face was full of surprise: "Really? Then invite her in! ”
In order to save the life of this reckless little girl, I couldn't care about the pain in my buttocks, so I got up and limped out, Su Su was really at the door of the ward, and when I came out, I frowned: "Why did you run out?" You can't move the wounds on your body! ”
"Don't talk nonsense!"
At this time, I didn't care so much, glared at Su Su fiercely, and then lowered my voice and said: "If you don't want to die, you can follow me into the ward in a while, remember, don't talk or move after you enter, just sit next to me, and when the day dawns, maybe our little lives can be saved!" ”
After speaking, I pulled Su Su and walked to the ward without saying a word.
As soon as he entered the ward, Su Su was so frightened when he saw the storyteller that he was about to scream when he opened his mouth, in fact, it was no wonder that the storyteller was wearing the clothes of the ancients, his face was pale, and his mouth was like being smeared with blood, and people with weak nerves had to be frightened and collapsed when they saw it, let alone a little girl. Fortunately, my eyes were quick, and I covered Su Su's mouth in time, otherwise it would be over when it screamed, and this storyteller saw the clue, even if I have the ability to go through the sky, I can't save this girl's life.
I gagged her mouth, and Su Su also saw that I was looking at her, and only then did she settle down a little, but her body was still shaking like chaff.
I can understand this, I was scared when I first encountered something dirty, but now you are scared to death and have to stay!
I immediately pulled Su Su to sit on the edge of the bed, and then said to the storyteller with a smile: "Sir, I have invited you in, your story can begin, right?" ”
The storyteller nodded and continued his story.
The whole night, we almost spent the whole night listening to the storyteller, it was simply tormented, time seemed to become very slow all of a sudden, and finally persevered until dawn, the storyteller glanced at the white belly of the fish in the east outside the window, then stood up, stretched his waist, and said to us: "That's all for today's story, see you later!" ”
After speaking, he pushed the door directly and left the ward.
At this time, the yang energy between heaven and earth began to gradually increase, and Hua Mulan obviously couldn't stay for a long time, and went directly into the sand of Shoujie.
Su Su's body is still trembling, and he asked me tremblingly, "Last night's ...... What the hell is it? ”
"Can't you guess what it is?"
I glanced at Su Su and said in a deep voice: "Originally, you could still avoid this matter, but now that you have collided, you can't dodge, and if you want to live, you can only do what I say!" ”
Su Su was obviously frightened, and only nodded vigorously on the side.
At this time, Zhang Bowen said with a big grin: "Boss, what was that dirty thing last night?" I've been dealing with dirty stuff for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen delicious food and drink! ”
Is that delicious and delicious?
I'm a little speechless, this person is really, and I don't know when to pick a tiger. But I thought about it and finally didn't tell him what he ate it, I ate a live grasshopper myself, drank dirty water, and still make a nausea, he ate all of them, I want to tell him the truth, he can't just come up? I simply skipped the topic and told the storyteller as it was.
After hearing this, Su Su's face suddenly turned ugly: "You mean, it's coming tonight?" ”
"Definitely coming!"
I closed my eyes a little tiredly, and said with a wry smile: "If you don't listen to its story, none of us can leave, once you leave, no matter the ends of the world, it will find you!" But at that time, it was not as simple as telling you a story, but ...... Asking for your life!! ”