Chapter 22: It's not as good as a demon

When the ghost sword possessed Lord Li tried the case, the fat man was still on death row, and he didn't know it. For the fat man, he was put on death row for some reason, and he was acquitted for some reason. After being released, he looked confused. But the nature of a foodie immediately told him: find a good place to eat first.

was beaten, although the poor person didn't move the real thing, but the board fell on the body is always hot. He was put on death row again, he couldn't eat well and sleep well, and his heart beat faster whenever the wind and grass moved, for fear that someone would come in and say hello to him: "Come on, you should go on the road after eating this meal!" ”

It's okay now, although I don't know why, but I finally escaped death. Let's celebrate with a big meal! Walk a few steps out of the yamen, and run away from this ghost place, for fear that someone from behind will suddenly say: "Wait, come back!" ”

Turning a corner, a familiar smiling face ran towards him. With a graceful posture and light steps, he flew over, hugged the fat man, and shouted in his ear: "Great, great!" You're back! Brother! ”

The fat man's eardrums were about to burst, and he pushed the little bearded girl with his hand.

Well?

Pushed again.

Well?

Ay! How did I forget: she's a demon, how can I push her!

"My aunt, let go, your bones have been strangled for you!"

The fat man pleaded.

"Huh? Who? Where is my aunt and grandmother? "Miss Hu looked left and right, looking for the fat man's aunt.

The head is swinging around, but the hand is still locked to the fat man.

Fat man is fat, where can an ordinary girl hold him? As soon as his hands were together, he should have been bounced away by his fat body. It's just that this little bearded girl, don't look at her delicate appearance, her strength is infinite, her hands are like a snake rolling around the fat man, and the more she rolls it, the tighter it gets. The fat man was almost out of breath.

"Sister, sister! Let go. ”

"Oh, oh, yes," Miss Hu let go, her eyes still dripping and searching, "Brother, where is your aunt?" ”

"Dead!" The fat man said.

Miss Hu also asked, "Huh? Why did you die...... Where, where is the death? ”

The fat man shook his head and walked forward dejectedly. I can't communicate with this master!

The little bearded girl trotted to follow. In fact, she doesn't have to run, the fat man is already walking slowly. Her small step by step running was more with a kind of cheering mood, and she was very happy

The Dharma is expressed in words, and it relies on the body to express it.

The fat man originally planned to eat first, but now that he saw Miss Xiaohu, he decided to go back to the inn first, and remembered, he also had a sword! Not only did he come out to eat and drink, he still had business, so he had to go back and take a look at the sword first!

When he returned to the inn, he looked at the sword and saw that the sword was gone, and only the scabbard was lying on the table.

The fat man glared at the little bearded girl...... This face is covered with heavy makeup, and her face is bruised and purple, and the girl who was originally very beautiful is ruined on this face! The fat man wanted to ask, "Who taught you how to put on makeup?" But now is not the time to say this, the fat man looked grim and asked, "What about the sword?" ”

The little bearded girl has always been in a state, smiling and staring at the fat man.

"Where's the sword?" The fat man asked again.

"Yes," said the little bearded girl, "what about the sword?" ”

The little fat man was about to cry: "My aunt...... Sister, you shouldn't have used this sword to slap your face, right? ”

"Nonsense!" Miss Hu retorted, "I stole all the money I used to buy things from you, who took the sword?" ”

"What about the sword?" The fat man was so anxious that he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Where did the sword go?!" ”

"I don't know," Miss Hu said with a blank expression, "where did you say he went?" I haven't been back for so long. ”

"Wait!" The fat man screamed excitedly.

"You saw it when it went out?" The fat man asked.

"I saw it, and he told me to drink for him, and he left when he was drunk."

……

The fat man endured his temperament, and under the persuasion of the little hu, she made it clear to the fat man that she was drinking with a sword at night, and breaking into Lord Li's mansion with a sword.

The thing is clear, but the fat man can't understand it. The little bearded girl put her sword outside the wall and left. And then what? What the sword did and where it went, no one knows anymore. If you want to ask Miss Xiaohu, Miss Xiaohu can only say "Yes, who knows where he went".

"That'...... Let's just wait for it to come back. "There's no other way to think about it, the fat man can only say that.

The fat man pressed the head of the little bearded girl, took a damp cloth and wiped her flowery face clean with all his strength, and then took the crying little bearded girl who could finally see it out to find food. Miss Xiaohu made a fuss all the way, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself

It's taken a long time to put on makeup, why is it disliked, why is it not good-looking, why is it not good-looking?!

The fat man's words made Miss Xiaohu stop crying: "Don't make trouble~ I'll be full for a while, my brother will take you to a good place, and you can charm thousands of men when you dress up!" ”

This time, the little Hu girl was obedient. One reason is: she was not there when the fat man was taken away before, and she was afraid that as soon as she left, she would come back and see the fat man; Another reason: the fat man said that he would take her to a good place for a while, and she didn't have to bother to go shopping to buy things to feed herself.

The fat man eats big fish and meat, and the little girl Hu gnaws on carrots. The fat man grabbed a big chicken leg and sent it to the little bearded girl: "Oh, come here!" Be'er Xiang! ”

Miss Hu hurriedly moved her head away and dodged back: "I don't eat meat." ”

The little fat man ate with relish and joked: "You are a fox, not a little white rabbit!" Nibble on turnips...... Hahaha, how fragrant it is to eat some meat! ”

Miss Hu nodded: "Makes sense!" I'll eat you first when I get back later. ”

The fat man waved his hand and slapped himself twice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I'm also in debt...... Little two, little two! Two more plates of greens...... Sister, you eat, eat more food, if you don't eat enough, you must tell my brother, you must be full! ”

After eating the food, the fat man's brain is also better. recalled that I was arrested by the people of the Yamen during the dinner before, and after thinking about it, I suddenly realized: Yesterday, the cloudy lord had indiscriminately sentenced me to death, and he was about to take me to the hooligan boy surnamed Zhao for burial, how could he release me so easily today? I think it was probably the sword that used some means to make the cloudy old man lose his mind, and he rescued me! Yes, otherwise what would Xiao Hu do with a sword in the Li Mansion?

Yes!

Along the way, the sword always fell asleep when drunk, leaving the fat man to fend for himself, and the fat man suffered a lot of sins, and even wanted to throw the sword away in a fit of anger. Now the fat man thinks of what happened in the past two days, and he feels a lot of emotion: This sword is usually ruthless and unjust, and he knows how to save me at a critical time; This little beard...... It's quite annoying to be angry, but except for being stupid, there is no other evil intention, and I treat me very well. This ghost and demon are much kinder than the people I have seen in the past two days!

Thinking of the emotional place, the fat man coughed and sighed. Miss Hu asked with concern, what's wrong?

The fat man turned his head to look, and then he was shocked to realize that this girl was really kind and cute, so he smiled, touched her head, and praised her from the bottom of his heart for the first time: "Good sister." ”