When the old gentleman mentioned this, there was a little fat man under the stage who was about to move, and then the old man turned his head and left, and the little fat man ran away and ran to the old man. While running, he patted his chest desperately and shouted, "Hey, hey! Old man, I can do it, I can do it! ”

Even the old gentleman, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight. I don't know where such an unknown thing came from.

"Ahem," the old gentleman stifled a laugh, "you...... Call me? ”

"Yes, yes, look at me, look at me."

"I don't think it works, you come with me!"

With a long sigh, the old gentleman led the little fat man to Mr. Chen's house. On the road, by the dim light, I took a few more looks at this little fat man, and the more I looked at it, the more I liked it, and I couldn't help but sigh a few more times.

The fat man was stunned, baring his teeth and glaring at the old gentleman: "You~ Why are you unhappy?" ”

"Hehe, it's okay, I'm a little tired~ Hey, people are useless when they're old." The old gentleman pursed his lips and reluctantly tugged at the corners of his mouth. The words in my heart are: Sin, stupid is stupid, the kid is chubby and cute, young and young, in case he goes in vertically and comes out horizontally...... Hey...... the word "in case" is not used accurately, it should be reversed to say 10,000 vertically in and horizontally out! Thinking about it, the old gentleman felt that "Mr. Destiny" was really not in vain!

The road is not far, there is no one, say two or three words, and arrive in front of Old Man Chen's house. Seeing that there was no one in the house, the old gentleman took the little fat man's hand and said, "Go, no one is at home." ”

"Don't, old gentleman, let's wait, why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

"Don't make a fuss, you kid, I'm ...... I'm in a hurry, let's go! ”

The little fat man was dragged forward by the old man, and he didn't dare to break free, for fear that if he tried his best to knock the old man down again, it would be troublesome. But he is a fat man after all, he is unwilling to walk, his feet are sinking on the ground, where can an old man pull him?

The fat man pouted and looked aggrieved: "If you are in a hurry, you can go first, don't worry about me, don't worry about me." ”

But the old man was angry, and as soon as he let go, he turned around and saw Old Man Chen.

"Yo! Come on? I went out for a trip, brother, you have been waiting for a long time. "Old man Chen was polite to the old man.

The old gentleman didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the expression on his face changed, and he said, "Just came, just came." ”

As soon as Old Man Chen said, "Come into the house and sit", the old gentleman was turning around to pick the fat man, and the little fat man jumped in first. I usually come, it is the old man Chen who pours tea for the water, and today I met this master, the old gentleman asked the old man Chen to sit down, and said to the little fat man: "Boy, pour tea." The little fat man got busy as soon as he said "hey", running around inside and outside the house, as if he was at home. After adding water and heating the tea, the two old men sat and chatted, and the little fat man stood and poured the tea and added water. Old Man Chen also felt funny when he looked at it, and pulled the sleeve of the little fat man: "Come on, come on, sit down and sit down." You ......"

Old Man Chen said "you" and stopped talking, obviously he didn't ask the little fat man. The old gentleman brought the person, who and what he did here, the old gentleman has to explain. As soon as the old gentleman opened his mouth, before the voice came out, the little fat man jumped up and said loudly, "I want to sleep!" ”

Both old men were stunned. The old gentleman was smart and immediately yelled: "Go you, go home and sleep when you are sleepy!" Don't make a mess here! "Old man Chen is even more confused, I have never seen the old gentleman speak so angrily, what's wrong today? The little fat man muttered, "I don't go home to sleep." Old Man Chen smiled and asked, "Sleep?" ”

"Yes, yes, they all said that sleeping with you would cost three taels of silver a month."

Old Man Chen laughed: "Oh, oh! Yes, that's the case, but it's not sleeping here, you have to ......."

"I know, I know, there's a cemetery, you have to sleep there, right?"

What do you mean by counting? Well, this is a business for sleeping!

The old gentleman was beside him, his mouth opened and closed, opened and closed, and he always wanted to interject a sentence, but this little fat man's mouth was fast, sentence after sentence, and he didn't leave a gap for people to speak at all.

"Ha yes, yes." Old Man Chen is kind and angry, and he doesn't blame him for being rude.

"Then go, what are you waiting for?"

"Oh? Oh okay, this goes? ”

"Go, go," the little fat man stood up and held out his hand, "the ...... I've heard that you always give some deposits first......"

Ooh! It's really skinless and shameless, and when you come up, you will ask for money. Old Man Chen was really atmospheric, he took out the money without saying a word, and asked with a straight face before giving the money: "Are you...... Have you done anything that lacks virtue? Honestly, the money is yours. ”

"Yes! I'm so good at eating, I've eaten the whole family poor, no, I was kicked out of the house by my father, and now I haven't eaten, I've been hungry for a day. ”

The two old men nodded in unison: No wonder this kid is so eager to take this job, dare to love this foodie is hungry and crazy!

Old man Chen got up and went out, the little fat man heard that the old man who lacked virtue didn't want it, and he thought that the old man might not want him, so he looked aggrieved: "Master! You can be accommodating~ Enjoy the bowl of rice and eat~ I'm starving to death! Your stomach is humming, do you hear me? You...... Don't go! Listen to me......"

Old Man Chen didn't look back at him, he smiled and just walked his own.

This little fat man cried bitterly and cried his father and called his mother: "Oops~ You said that I haven't done anything bad, and I have little ants on the soles of my feet, but my appetite is better, and I can't eat enough~ Ouch, it's really a lack of virtue!" Fatty, I'm afraid I'm going to starve alive today......"

"Shut up! I can't starve you! The old gentleman slapped the table.

The little fat man stopped his voice in an instant. It's not that the old gentleman scared him—he saw the big cake in Old Man Chen's hand! The mouth is wide open, and the eyes are shining.

"Let's go," Old Man Chen came into the house and stuffed the money and all the food and drink in his hand into the little fat man's arms, "It's all yours." ”

The little fat man gobbled up the big cake after grabbing it, he was so busy that he couldn't even care about talking when he ate, and he didn't say thank you, so he knew how to eat. While eating, he unconsciously followed Old Man Chen out.

When I arrived at the cemetery, Mr. Chen stopped, the goods were still gnawing, eating and drinking, and he didn't stop all the way! When he arrived at the ground, Old Man Chen stopped, and he also stopped, but his mouth was still full, and he didn't know where he was at all, just eating, drinking, eating, drinking. Old Man Chen was really patient, and he didn't call him, just stood there, admiring the state of the little fat man when he was eating, the more he looked at it, the happier he became, and said in his heart: "Thanks to today, people said that they could die if they had something to eat, but I didn't believe it, this time it's a long insight!" Well, this life has not been in vain! ”

The little fat man swallowed dates, and when his Adam's apple moved up and down, his mouth was clean, and he had to raise his head and stuff something into his mouth. When he looked up, he was startled: "Eh, my mother!" Don't ...... old man. It's getting dark, and it's scary that you're staring at me like this. ”

Old Man Chen sneered: "You want to come to guard the grave, did you say it?" ”

"Yes, yes," he stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth, "don't worry, I won't eat you for nothing, I'll keep you." Go back. ”

"Good! Then rest assured to go in, there are even more scary inside, good luck! ”