Chapter 73: Dancing Together
The person around him, Xiao Xi, a child, seems to know everything, but he is also quite capable of tricking people, I can't believe it; Not to mention Sister Xiaohu, after the fat man's observation these days, she may be the most useless monster in the demon world, it's okay to get a few mortals, and when the monster comes, she hasn't won the battle.
What the fat man thought in his heart was, if you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work, and I'm not a celestial master who exorcises demons and destroys demons, what's the matter with me? It didn't work to get rid of the demons, and instead of telling jokes, he contributed a few more pieces of fat to the monsters.
The fat man pushed the young man away, and was about to leave, but the young man ran forward with two steps and grabbed the fat man's trouser leg and hurriedly pulled it down. The fat man tumbled off the carriage, fell to the ground, patted the ash on his buttocks, quickly stood up and pushed hard at the shoulder socket of the young man, and shouted, "What are you doing? There are monsters, you invite the gods to go, what are you looking for me to be a mortal? I'm afraid that the monster won't be able to eat, so take me to stuff it between its teeth? ”
The young man was strong and strong, and he was pushed hard by the fat man, but his right foot moved back slightly, touched the ground, and stabilized. The expression on his face did not match his body shape, and there was a tearful face hanging on his muscular body. Looking at the figure, this person can fight ten with one; Looking at the expression, this person should have just been beaten by ten people, and after the beating, he was stripped of his pants and bullied very badly, so he had such a pitiful expression.
"I also want to find the immortals, but I don't have a place to find them! No one has ever seen a fairy! The young man was laughing, but his laughter was more ugly than crying, "The monsters in the village don't eat people, I just ask you to borrow a carriage for it." ”
"Youkai don't eat people?" The fat man turned his head to look at Sister Hu, then turned his face away, and glared at the young man, "The monster won't eat you again, what are you shouting 'help'?" Go, go away! My carriage does not borrow! If you get in my way, I'll just think you're going to rob my carriage, don't blame me for being rude! ”
The fat man slapped the scabbard, held the hilt of the sword, "snorted" to intimidate, turned around and stepped into the car, sat down, and beat the horse.
The young man ran a few steps, jumped in front of the carriage, and spread his hands to block the way.
The horse had barely taken two steps, and before he could speed up, he stopped again.
The fat man hit the horse vigorously, "Moo, hoo, run, hit him!" ”
The horse did not move, and flicked its tail pleasantly, maybe it was cursing the fat man in a circle with its tail.
"What the hell are you going to do?" The fat man sat in the car and asked loudly.
"He's going to save his sister." The sound was like a mosquito fly, coming from behind the fat man. The fat man could hear it clearly, it was Xiao Xi's voice.
"I ...... I don't do anything anymore, I can't save my sister, I don't want to live anymore, you hit me to death! As he spoke, the young man lay down on the spot, "If you can't die, let the horse trample to death, and let the car crush me!" ”
Yo ho! Sure enough, Xiao Xi is right, he wants to save his sister, why can't the young man think about it so much! Helpless, the fat man closed his eyes and sighed, beckoning, "Sister, go and go, bring him up." ”
In the blink of an eye, the little bearded girl flew down and jumped up, already carrying the young man and letting him sit in the car. The young man was so excited that he grabbed Miss Hu's hand tightly, and exclaimed in a trembling voice, "Girl! You're a god! ”
The fat man stood in the car and stared at it, feeling annoyed: Hi...... I'm also greedy for effort! I shouldn't have let this sister go, the silly girl doesn't know how to disguise at all. A little girl flew down, lifted the strong man and jumped into the car, and even a fool could see that this girl was different! Finished...... Now he thought that his sister was the fairy who could help him catch demons, and he was even more worried!
The fat man was driving the carriage while talking to the man behind him. I learned that this man's name was Feng Chang, and there was a younger sister named Feng Jing at home. The fat man couldn't help it, and laughed unkindly at the name given by the adult? In addition to "day" or "day", I don't know if this adult has suffered any grievances or who he hated and hated crazy, and he didn't forget to scold the street when he named it.
Feng Chang said that this monster ...... It's a monster among monsters, it's just too weird, and even Feng Chang isn't quite sure it's a monster. Ten days ago, a beautiful woman came to the village, sitting in the pavilion at the entrance of the village in the middle of the night.
There was a young man who came back late in the village, and he saw this girl when he passed by, and he couldn't see his face clearly, but he could still see that it was a woman's outline. I don't know whose daughter-in-law ran out of anger, the young man was young, and kindly asked: "Whose sister-in-law was wronged?" ”
The woman in the pavilion sat speechless.
The young man shouted a few more times
sentence, "Big brother is too unusual!" I don't know how to look for it! It's not early, go back, sister-in-law, don't be angry! No, I'll go back with you and say a few words to my eldest brother? ”
When the young couple live, it is inevitable that there will be quarrels and quarrels, and sometimes when they are in a hurry, they will yell a few "get out", and people will run out of the house. The neighborhood said a few words, and the little couple quarreled at the head of the bed and the end of the bed, and they didn't call it a problem.
The woman turned her back to the young man, and did not look back, nor answered. The young man muttered a few words to himself and left. As the saying goes, "it is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs", if people need help, the young man is very happy, and people don't care, then forget it, people's family affairs, if you don't ask us for help, we shouldn't mix blindly, why bother yourself?
The young man had just entered the house. The pavilion was lively. In the middle of the night, it's just a girl sitting here, and everyone else is sleeping, what can be lively? Ask no one to know the little girls and daughters-in-law of each family, who were supposed to lie in bed and sleep, but now they are like sleepwalking, they all got out of bed and went to the pavilion at the entrance of the village!
The horse ran fast, and while he was talking, the fat man and his party had already entered Feng Chang's village.
The fat man tightened the reins, slowed down the carriage, and asked Feng Chang, "Sleepwalking?" Is it just a woman? ”
"Yes, it's just a woman, a man is fine."
"What is the man doing? slept on the same kang, and his daughter-in-law ran away in the middle of the night, and no man found out? Do men in every household in your village sleep so dead? ”
"Come, you come," Feng Chang led the fat man into a few houses casually, pointing to a few people with bruised hands and feet, "See, fat brother, these are the ones who prevent the daughter-in-law from going out, and they are all beaten like this." ”
"Yes," several villagers saw strangers coming to the village, and they all gathered around and complained to the fat man, "I don't know what's going on, it's usually fine, but at night, the daughter-in-law is crazy, she must go to the pavilion to dance, who stops and beats whom!" It's so fierce that no one can stop it! ”
"That's it...... Just going to dance? The fat man asked.
"Yes, I thought that this girl had gone wild somewhere in the middle of the night, and I went to see it, and they were all dancing at the entrance of the village! Stop, can't stop, have to go; went, couldn't pull back, had to jump until she was exhausted, she walked back by herself. ”