"Hello everyone, I'm the game UP master Dandanjun."

"Today I plan to talk to you about "Tang Coquettish"."

"There are some things that other UP masters have already explained, I will skip them, and I will mainly talk about the experience in the game here."

"When you're playing this game, it's more akin to a dreaming state. Therefore, I recommend that you play in bed while lying down, if you insist on standing and sitting, then you will have back pain the next day. ”

"After multiple player experiences, we found that the speed of time in the game is very different from the real world. Sometimes it took three days and three nights to go in, and only a few seconds passed when I came out; Sometimes an hour has been in and an hour has passed when I come out. We still haven't figured out how it works. But the guess should be related to the length of time the game is played......"

"It is highly recommended that you do not play Shemale because you will really have a lot of unexpected body parts......"

A bunch of haha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia floated across the screen, all of them were sympathy for Dandanjun, Dandanjun grinned, a group of people without conscience: "What's worse is that I can't adjust it after the number is built, all in all, I'm still eating leeks and clams like crazy......"

"The novice village where we are now, Jiangjia Village, is located in Yuzhou, which is now Henan. What does this mean? You must know that at the end of the Sui Dynasty and the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the most chaotic was Henan, first there was Zhai Rang, and then there was Li Mi, the famous Wagangzhai will appear in a few years, and Wang Shichong of Luoyang, and now Yang Xuangan raised troops, in short, it is simply a chaotic stew of all forces. ”

"Those of you who pay attention to the game should know that Jiangjia Village is now in Chai Xiaohe's territory......"

"We don't know, who is Chai Xiaohe?"

"I haven't heard of it."

Dandanjun showed a mysterious smile pretending to be forced: "Please don't worry, I'll introduce it to you - "History of the Five Dynasties of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" is contained, Chai Xiaohe is a secret obtain, and a secret worship is a protector ......"

"I don't understand."

"+1 if you don't understand."

"Don't read Baidu entries, let's summarize them directly."

It means that this person used to be the county magistrate of Gongxian County, quite talented, and later became Li Mi's henchman and helped him collect tens of thousands of younger brothers. In short, this is a talented and virtuous bull, and a conscientious parental official. Now in Luoyang, he is the only one who risks killing his head and lets the exiles enter the city. ”

"In our current game, daily tasks are mandatory, such as building cottages, farming, and so on."

"In addition to this, there are many small tasks. For example, if you help your child come up with a name, you will get a lot of favor and obedience from NPCs. The NPCs here are very flexible, and even if it's the same question, different people will have different answers. ”

"The most important thing is that now that people can't go out for special reasons, they can jump around in the game. I never thought that exercising and sleeping could be combined, and my mother said that I looked much better lately. ”

"Okay, let's not talk about it, I have to have a meal and go to the toilet when I have time, and the time is very urgent."

……

The UP master said that it was offline, it seems to be true? I'm in a hurry.

Fans can't hold back their curiosity, it's better to draw a number to try, anyway, idle is idle, isn't it just 20 yuan for a pair of glasses?

……

On the other side, Chai Xiaohe was eating the bean sprouts on the table with relish, such a good thing should not be hidden at home by those wealthy families.

There are no vegetables in spring and winter, and such auspicious objects should be dedicated to Your Majesty.