Chapter 30: Don't scold me in your heart

The second prince went back to celebrate his birthday, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals also retreated. On the boat, Da Hei and several of his brothers can stuff their mouths into the bowling ball, and today I can see it, it turns out that there is really a water god! Seeing so many shrimp soldiers and crab generals at once, the boat flew up and rolled again, and there was a golden light, when did these brothers meet this meeting? My mind went blank, and the feeling was "Who am I?" Where am I? What am I doing? They were all stunned.

There was no one at the helm, and the ship just stopped, drifting slowly. Miss Hu ran out to see the little fat man: "Is my brother okay?" ”

The fat man was out of breath, "Heh, heh, it's so exciting!" Come on, you throw the dead body down again, and let's play again. ”

Miss Hu pouted, "I was wrong brother, let's go quickly, it's terrible!" ”

The fat man rubbed his stomach and stood up tremblingly. Look at Da Hei and their good hands on the water, all of them are in a trance. The fat man stretched out his hand in front of their eyes and shook it, but they didn't react.

"Hey, hey! Brothers, hey, I said...... Hey! The fat man leaned into their ears and screamed several times, and the stiff bodies of these people suddenly softened, and they exclaimed, "Ah", and came back to their senses.

Several people chattered and asked, "What was ...... just now?"

"Leave it alone, let's get on the boat," said the fat man, "and you will get used to it if you encounter a few more strange things, and it will not be a problem." ”

Da Hei: "Wait a little longer, the Dragon King may come up in a while, we can blow this thing for a lifetime!" ”

The fat man pointed at the little bearded girl with his hand and said to Da Hei, "Okay, you won't leave, right?" I'll let her throw you down to the Dragon King!" ”

The big black people looked at the tragic condition of the five dead bodies, "Let's go, let's start the boat!" ”

In a short sentence, several people went down the river and continued to move forward. After about an hour, it was already the end of the day, and the little bearded girl was sitting on the boat with her chin propped up, and the fat man was still lying and rubbing her belly. The people who worked in the big black were much busier in their mouths than in their hands, and they were still talking about the strange things just now. After chatting, he turned back to Miss Xiaohu and said, "Girl, you say...... Throw those five dead bodies here, can you see the dragon king? ”

Miss Hu was absent-minded and replied casually: "No." ”

The men said, "Then let's row a little further, girl, look at where you throw it, you can see the dragon king." "They thought they had found it

Tip: Throw a dead corpse into the water to summon the water god.

Miss Xiaohu was also angry, and said, "You can throw it anywhere, if you don't believe it, you can throw one now." "You see the Dragon King won't come out and kill you?!

Suddenly, I heard someone laughing behind me, and the monk and the second prince of the Dragon King had just chased them to the boat, and before they could speak, they heard Miss Hu instigate others like this. The second prince couldn't help laughing: "Master, you apprentice is really playful!" ”

Miss Xiaohu turned around and saw the master, but before she could shout, the master grabbed her ear and pushed her in front of the second prince. The monk said, "Come in a hurry, there is nothing to give, this little fox will give you a coat." ”

The second prince said, "This is very good! ”

Miss Hu turned her head and ran to the side of the boat, making a gesture to jump down: "Master, you, you, you, why are you so ruthless!" Don't force me~ I, I'm going to jump! ”

The second prince waved his hand and urged: "Oh, okay, hurry up, jump quickly." ”

The monk also echoed the second prince and said to the little Hu girl, "Are you going to send it to the door yourself?" Okay, let's go! ”

It's not such a bully! The little bearded girl was so angry that she stomped her feet with tears, and she didn't jump, and she didn't jump either.

Miss Hu is really stupid. The fat man can see that these two are just playing around with her. He had already seen this monk, and it was this monk and a Taoist chief who entrusted this little fox to the little fat man.

The fat man sighed: "Hey, you immortals still have something to do?" Playing with us every day, huh? "I'm very angry, it's okay for others to go out, why do I go out as soon as my fat man goes out, all the way is full of gods and devils!

Hearing this, the two turned around, and the second prince praised it: "This mortal ...... Extraordinary! The monk's eyes widened, and he said, "Go you", without any need to move, he swept his eyes, and the little fat man was lifted up, rolled from the boat and fell into the water.

"Huh! Master, "The second prince doesn't understand," this ...... "What's the matter with this fat man?" I've never seen such a Great Immortal Venerable bully a mortal for no reason!

The monk smiled, "Ha, I don't know why, I'm happy to see this fat man suffer!" Well, happy! ”

That's too unreasonable, isn't it?!

"What are you afraid of," the monk turned his head away and stopped looking at the fat man, "With your second son here, is this fat."

Can the son drown in the water? ”

The second prince thought for a while: Well, it's true that Nima is unreasonable! If you don't save the person who got it yourself, you say that my second prince is here, which means that I have to save this fat man?

As soon as the second prince raised his hand, a wave in the water, carried the fat man to the side of the boat, and photographed him on the boat again. Seeing that the fat man rolled his eyes and retched, coughed and vomited, the monk's face was full of joy, and the second prince was thoughtful: Uh, I see, I said that this little fox is so naughty, and she learned it from her master!

This Great Immortal Venerable is too improper, the second prince is afraid, so if you can hide, hide quickly......

"Master, that ......" the second prince reminded.

The monk laughed and beckoned to the little bearded girl: "Come on, my good apprentice." ”

Miss Hu sat straddling the side of the boat, with one foot on the boat and one foot under the boat: "No, I won't go over, the past will become a coat, I want to be a girl." ”

The second prince said in his heart: Look, you are not serious, and you don't even dare to believe your own apprentice!

The monk recites the mantra:

Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, ten thousand roots.

Extensive cultivation of ten thousand calamities, prove my supernatural powers.

Inside and outside the Three Realms, only the Tao is the only one.

There is a golden light in my body, which reflects my body.

This is the Taoist golden light mantra! I don't know which of you remembers, the little fox has a monk and two masters, but none of them are serious!

After the incantation was recited, the monk's body flashed with golden light. The second prince looked at Miss Xiaohu and then at the monk. Nothing has changed! The heart said, "This spell of yours is bluffing, isn't it?" The only purpose is to make your body shine with gold and look cooler?

The monk glanced at the second prince, "Long Er, don't think I don't know, you have damaged me three times in your heart~ I'll keep an account for you." ”

"Ouch, Master forgiveness."

"Come and see!" The monk pointed to the little bearded girl.

"See what?"

"You call her over."

Second Prince: "Girl, come here." ”

Miss Xiaohu strode in front of the second prince. The function of the mantra recited by the monk is to clarify people's minds and make people able to distinguish between right and wrong. In other words, the current Xiaohu girl is not the stupid girl anymore, she can tell whether this is true or false when she hears people, and whether this person is sincere or hypocritical.