Chapter 617: Teach Yang Jian to pick up girls

Afterwards, Fang Mo told Yang Jian in detail about his heroic deeds.

"I said, you just take Chang'e too seriously, you are the Erlang God, the Judicial God, the Manifestation True Monarch, don't you know the Roaring Heavenly Dog?" After talking about his own affairs, Fang Mo began to teach Yang Jian the Pickle Girl Treasure Book.

"Well, what does this have to do with the Howling Dog?" Yang Jian obviously didn't understand Fang Mo's words.

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, do you know?" Fang Mo hates that iron does not become steel, Dao.

"Huh? What do you mean? Yang Jian still didn't understand.

"I said you have an IQ ......" Fang Mo wanted to smash the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda on Yang Jian's head, this person simply couldn't get in the oil and salt.

"Lick the dog lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left, do you understand?" Fang Mo walked to the chair, looking like he had nothing to love, and said.

"Huh? You mean, I'm a licking dog? Yang Jian understood.

"Yes, you are very good at cultivation, and you are also very good at managing your subordinates, but chasing women, you are really not as good as Liu Yanchang!" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian and said.

"You say I'm not as good as a mortal, hehe, I can let him die ten thousand times with a wave of my hand!" Yang Jian was obviously unconvinced.

"Don't be unconvinced, why are you also an immortal, but the Seven Fairies can be pried away by Dong Yong, why is your sister married to Liu Yanchang, and you are still an immortal, a famous Erlang Manifestation True Monarch in the Three Realms, but you can't soak in Chang'e?" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian with disdain and said.

"This, it's all their rhetoric to deceive the princess and her sister......" Yang Jian frowned.

"Yes, they are just rhetoric, then, why can't you deceive Chang'e with rhetoric?" Fang Mo looked thoughtful, looked at Yang Jian, and said.

"I ...... I, Yang Jian, am a dignified Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, how can I do these things that only sour and rotten talents can do? "Yang Jian's righteousness is awe-inspiring.

"Do you know what people like you are called in our place?" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian, thinking that this child was obviously hopeless, this can take a wife, it is all fate.

"......" Yang Jian looked like a black question.

"People like you, in our place, are generally called dead straight men, stronger than straight men of steel!" Fang Mo rolled his eyes, this person is hopeless!

"Huh!" Yang Jian continued to be confused!

"Forget it, I'll teach you directly, remember, you must do it according to my method, you know?" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian and said.

"Uh-huh!" Yang Jian nodded, the person in front of him was a person with thirteen wives, and he didn't know how much higher than his rank, after thinking about it, Yang Jian directly took out a notebook, and at this moment, Yang Jian didn't even trust his powerful Yuan Shen.

"By the way, can't we just see it and never forget it?" Looking at Yang Jian, Fang Mo was a little helpless.

"Uh, that's right!" Yang Jian smiled, put away the pen and paper, and then sat upright, waiting for Fang Mo's next content.

"What about chasing women, especially a goddess-level woman like Chang'e, you can't lick it too much, you know?" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian and spoke seriously.

"Uh-huh, remember!" Yang Jian nodded like a chicken eating rice and said.

"Chang'e, like other goddess-like women, is different, loneliness is her most iconic thing, he actually longs for someone to accompany her, in fact, millions of years have passed, what Yi she has long forgotten!" Fang Mo began to analyze.

"Okay, let's retreat this time, even if he hasn't forgotten, but Yi is already dead!"

"In the Three Realms, how many people covet Chang'e, I don't need to say it, as the reincarnation of the goddess Taiyin, let alone the Jade Emperor, even the guests of Zixiao Palace who live in seclusion for countless Yuan Hui have thoughts about Chang'e, without him, double cultivation with him can improve cultivation!"

"But, why didn't Chang'e move, before the formation of the Tiantiao, she still had a chance, well, at that time, it may be that she hadn't forgotten Yi yet!"

"Now, now you may say that it is the reason for the hindrance of the Tiantiao, but, also under the Tiantiao, why are the Seventh Princess and your sister tempted, oh, I almost forgot that there is still your mother!"

Speaking of this, Yang Jian obviously had a burst of killing intent, but immediately after, he put it away.

It was his choice at the beginning, and now he ......

"So, here, we will analyze Chang'e clearly!"

"This is a woman who is very lonely and lonely, but no one dares to tease, or rather, flirt in the wrong way."

"So, you need to change your strategy!" Fang Mo looked at Yang Jian and said.

"What should I do!" Yang Jian looked at Fang Mo and said with a straight face.

"First of all, you have to change Chang'e's status in your mind, you can't treat her as a goddess, you can beat her with both hands and feet, and her status is higher than him, the best official of the Three Realms, the status is not a star and a half, why should you treat her as a high-ranking person!"

"In the future, when you see her, you should be cold, of course, the necessary etiquette should not be less, otherwise you will be regarded as a hooligan!"

"Remember, you can't lick it!"

"And then, you're going to make an image of yourself!" Fang Mo said.

"How to establish, what kind of image to establish?" Yang Jian asked, he really hadn't thought about this aspect.

"Think about it, what do the men of the Three Realms look like when they see Chang'e?" Fang Mo suddenly said to Yang Jian.

"It's all the same, like you said licking a dog, even if it's the Jade Emperor, it's ......all like that," Yang Jian recalled and said.

"That's right!" Fang Mo nodded, and then said.

"Therefore, you have to establish a cold, but loving, righteous and awe-inspiring image!"

"What does Chang'e hate the most?" Fang Mo continued to ask.

"I ......" Yang Jian thought for a while and said.

"You ......" Fang Mo almost ran out of breath.

"It's not you that he hates the most, it's a man like you, licking a dog, having a voyeuristic heart for her, and a man with bad intentions!" Fang Mo taught bitterly.

"Oh!" Yang Jian nodded, his eyes shining.

The light of hope.

"Some time ago, didn't you break the laurel of the Taiyin Star? Now, the first thing you need to do is, apologize, make amends, fix it! "Fang Mo went three times in a row to cure Yang Jian's hemp!

"I'd love to fix it, but I don't have the skills!" Yang Jian smiled bitterly.

"I have!" Fang Mo raised his eyebrows and said.

"You have?" Yang Jian couldn't believe it, such a treasure, which one of them was not a diluted treasure, Fang Mo actually had it.

"Of course!" Fang Mo nodded, and then, he took out a small bottle!

"In this, it's the Sanguang Divine Water, just a laurel, it can definitely be cured!" Fang Mo said with a smile.

"......" Although Yang Jian didn't say this, his mood at the moment was definitely only described by two words.

"You...... I don't dare to take it! "The dignified Erlang God is also a little daring.

"Coercion!" Fang Mo scolded, and then stuffed it to Yang Jian.

"Remember, when you cultivate, you must let Chang'e know, and then, you will apologize with a very arrogant attitude, just turn around and leave, you must remember, the attitude must be arrogant, that kind of woman, you can't get used to it, you know no, give her a little color to see, she will be upset!"

"If it's a new mess, you'll have a show, you know?" Fang Mo Dao!

"It seems to make some sense!" Yang Jian said.

"Okay, this first step is completed, you need the second step, this, I'll tell you when you finish the first step......" Fang Mo said.

"Good...... Thank you very much......"

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