Chapter 119: Strange Zhizhou
The fat man is also out of the way. What's wrong with the catch? You have your martial arts, and I have my little Hu sister. It's a big deal, and Miss Hu is not a problem to deal with a few quick catches. Let him go to the yamen to see what Lord Zhizhou, and then he will be sentenced to dozens of boards for no reason and put on death row? The fat man has suffered a loss once, and he will never be fooled a second time. Hmph, Yamen, where is the place to be reasonable?!
In the face of the official errand, the fat man's attitude was so arrogant and rude, the soldier guarding the city next to him saw it in his eyes, and the cold sweat came down, and he said in his heart, What kind of big man am I provoking? Lord Zhizhou is invited, this fat man actually said, "Lao Tzu is not going", it seems that he is complaining that I didn't let him enter the city just now, this ......
Look at those few who catch fast and have a pleasant face, and they are not angry at all. The head catcher also bent down deliberately and said: "Hey, strong man, I misunderstood, no one said which case you have to do with it, didn't you say it, we are not here to investigate the case, it is Lord Zhizhou who has something to ask you to help." ”
"Please let me go and help your Lord Zhizhou? Are you sure I'm the one who invited? Tell me, what's my name? ”
"Uh...... This ......" The head catcher looked at the few catchers behind him, and everyone shook their heads and said they didn't know.
I'm rubbing...... You don't even know my name, so you're embarrassed to say you're here to invite me? You Zhizhou Lord don't have anything serious to do, so you guys are going to catch someone on the street and go back to drink tea and chat with him, right? As soon as the fat man pondered it, he felt that the water was deep here, and I hadn't even entered the city gate! I haven't seen him, he hasn't seen me, what does he need my help with? I believe you're a ghost!
At least there has to be a saying, who are you looking for, who is your surname, what is your body appearance, it should be you. I can't say anything, and I was stunned to say that I came to find a fat man, which is just nonsense. The fat man could only smile, "Rank, I'm afraid I've found the wrong person." "Roll over and get in the car. Cherish life and stay away from the deep well ice.
Before whipping the horse, the fat man deliberately looked back, just like now the driver looks back to see if the passengers are seated before driving, and the fat man is also habitually looking back to see if the two of them are seated well. Looking back, there was no one in the car! What? Two big living people sat in the car and lost them in the blink of an eye? The fat man stepped on the ruts, pulled out his head, and looked back and forth.
"Stupid daddy, here!" Xiao Xi waved her hand in Miss Hu's arms. The mother and son got out of the car at some point and followed the catchers into the city......
The fat man gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, almost dying of anger! If you think about it with your toes, you know that Sister Hu will not act without permission, and it must be Xiao Xi, the pit daddy, who is making trouble!
The fact is that when the fat man turned over and got into the car, the mother and son jumped out of the car. Little Hu girl's skills, she floated past you, you didn't pay attention, you thought it was just a breeze. The fat man just wanted to drive away quickly, but he didn't notice that the mother and son had already gotten out of the car.
A few catchers were still behind the carriage, "Strongman, wait, don't leave yet." "My eyes seemed to be spent, and I vaguely saw a vague shadow floating down from the car, and when I looked closely, it was a beautiful woman holding a child in her arms, smiling and groaning.
Xiao Xi said in a milky voice: "Uncles, why do you invite my father?" ”
A few catchers touched their heads, "Ah, ha, it's okay, it's just drinking tea and chatting with Lord Zhizhou." ”
"Hey," Xiao Xi sighed, "no wonder my father refuses to go, you don't know, my father doesn't drink tea, he only likes to drink."
Wow, it's ...... Come, whisper, he's a drunkard, he can't get drunk and won't return, if you dare to bring him tea, he can break all the teacups. ”
Pit daddy, this kid is professional. In fact, this kid wanted to drink by himself, but he relied on his father for all this, and incidentally created an image of an alcoholic in front of outsiders for his father. Then he waved at the fat man, "Come here, Dad, it's all at the city gate, why did you go out again?" Let's go into the city and play! ”
The fat man led the horse in one hand and the whip in the other hand to the city, and on the way he looked down at the whip in his hand, and thought, well, yes, why didn't I think that it would be the most suitable thing to educate children with this thing!
A few catchers and the mother and son walked in front, and the fat man followed behind, and no one cared. The fat man muttered to himself: "Sure enough, they didn't come to invite me, they just 'invited' someone on the street, no matter who it was." Even if you meet this lady and son, who are not 'human' in the general sense at all, they are still 'please'. What are they, Lord Zhizhou, trying to do? ”
It wasn't until he reached the gate of the yamen that a catcher turned around, trotted over, and pulled the carriage for the fat man, "Strong man, leave it to me." You inside, please. ”
What's going on? The people of the yamen have always been fierce and vicious, and they directly grabbed and tied up and took them away, and when they wanted to take people to the court, they also shouted "bring them up", and never said the word "harmony". Why is this yamen so polite? Smile and invite people to the court, such a yamen, the fat man is really unseen and unheard of.
It is natural that there are officials standing on both sides of the yamen, and it is not surprising that there are people guarding the door in every yamen. Strangely, directly below the yamen, on the stone steps, a man in simple and simple clothes squatted on the steps with a sad face, blocking the passage in and out of the yamen.
A few catchers led the fat man and his party up two or three steps, bowed to the one who was squatting on the steps, and said with a smile: "Lord Zhizhou, according to what you said, we found it." ”
What's that! Miscellaneous...... What the heck? The fat man was shocked Ouch I'm going, is this going to brush my three views? When he reported to Zhizhou, he turned out to be a hippie smile; And this Lord Zhizhou, who is dressed like a poor scholar, squatting on the steps with his shoulders bent, is Lord Zhizhou?!
Hearing the news, Lord Zhizhou, who was squatting listlessly on the steps, his eyes lit up, he stood up with a smile on his face, walked down two steps, greeted the fat man, and put his arm around the fat man's shoulder, "Let's go, buddy, please come inside." ”
The fat man smiled dryly, and followed Zhizhou into the yamen. I was guessing in my heart, this Lord Zhizhou, which road is the hero? No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a serious official!
When I entered the yamen, the first thing I saw was definitely the public court, the place where the lord tried the case, and the main functional area in the yamen. Of course, in addition to the office area, there should also be a rest area and a storage room, which is the backyard. Generally, there is a screen in the public hall, and you can't see the backyard, so you need to turn the screen and enter the passage to the backyard behind the screen.
The fat man didn't commit a crime, and he and Lord Zhizhou had already said that the fat man was invited to drink tea and chat, not to catch the fat man for interrogation, so the court was useless, and several people turned the screen directly into the backyard.
The backyard of the yamen naturally has a bit of scenery, it looks like a small garden, the environment is beautiful and the air is fresh, and it is easy to rest and relax here, which is conducive to the old man to refresh his mind and improve the efficiency of handling cases.
In the backyard,
Please, fat, they all sit down. Zhizhou was just about to open his mouth to call someone for tea, but the head catcher leaned into Zhizhou's ear and whispered a few words.
Zhizhou laughed, staring at the fat man with bright eyes, "Oh? Is there such a thing? My brother only likes to drink wine, not tea. If you drink alcohol, you must not get drunk and not return, who dares to persuade you to drink tea, and you will break all the teacups? ”
There was a pool of blood in the fat man's chest, and if he hadn't clenched his teeth, this mouthful of blood would have spurted out a few feet high...... Wo Cao, this pit daddy's baby...... It seems that I don't need to whip him hard, I really can't cure him!
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Ha, it's not that exaggerated, in fact, I don't like to drink so much, and it's even more groundless to say that I drop the teaglass, I think it's good to drink tea." ”
Lord Zhizhou raised his head and let out a hearty laugh, "Hey! Brother, since you are a man of temperament, why should you be restrained, is there no good wine for you to drink in my yamen? Come on~ Bring the wine! ”
Lord Zhizhou is really upright, he really doesn't let the tea, only asks to take the wine, bowl after bowl, and touches the bowl and drinks with the fat family. It's not uncommon to drink with fat people. This Lord Zhizhou also toasted Miss Hu and Xiao Xi. asked about the age of the fat man, and Lord Zhizhou called Miss Xiaohu "brother and sister".
"Brother and sister, haha, brother and sister are really beautiful as flowers, a rare beauty in the world. Come, brother and sister, I salute you with a bowl! ”
After saluting the fat man and the little bearded girl, this Zhizhou also toasted Xiao Xi, "Come, this ...... Nephew, yes, nephew, let's have a bowl! ”
Toast, toast, toast brother and sister, it's all reasonable, toast a four or five-year-old child...... That's ...... The fat man was speechless.
Xiao Xi was really unwelcome, holding the bowl, "Come on, come on, come on!" "I touched the bowl with Lord Zhizhou, and raised my head and drank wine. It is really no matter whether you are young or old, whether you are inferior or inferior, Lord Zhizhou and a four or five-year-old child drink vigorously. This yamen is a real yamen, it's not false at all, as for this Lord Zhizhou...... No matter how you look at it, the fat man thinks it's a fake.
Xiao Xi and Miss Xiao Hu are very happy to drink, this lady and son don't drink much water, they usually drink when they are thirsty, and the amount of alcohol is good. Fat people can't do it, the so-called good wine in people's mouths is generally a strong aroma spirit, a few bowls, the fat man can't stand it, and he is already a little drunk. The drunkenness is only temporary, and the stamina of the spirits comes up after a period of drinking. So at this time, I feel slightly drunk, and then the strength of the wine comes up, in fact, I am drunk. Slightly drunk, it's enough.
The fat man put down the bowl and said to Zhizhou: "Brother, junior brother, to tell me something from my heart, it is the first time I have seen an official like you without the slightest official frame, and I admire it in my heart." But...... You and I have never met, you treat you so kindly, but I don't know, what can I help with? If you don't put it bluntly, the little brother is not steady. ”
Zhizhou also put down the bowl and said very happily: "Hmph! Or if not, do you drink my wine for nothing? Hahaha, since you asked, I won't hide it from you, brother, you really have to help my brother! Otherwise, I don't have the face to be this Zhizhou! ”
"Huh? Is it also about your future brother? The matter is so important, I don't know any ministers of the DPRK and China, junior brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you. What is it that worries my brother so much? ”
Zhizhou waved his hand: "Brother Xian, are you almost drunk?" I'll send someone to arrange a room and send you there, and you go back and rest first. Tomorrow's business, tomorrow's talk! 2k reading network