Chapter 1729: Analyze the Causes
Shao Yitian then thought that it was not right, if the lemon fairy didn't like romantic, then she wouldn't have been successfully proposed by Binge.
Therefore, there is a certain reason for Bingo's failure this time.
Shao Yitian decided to go to Binge to see if he could help Binge analyze the reason.
After all, since he came to Heavenly Court, if Brother Bin hadn't been helping him, he Shao Yitian would not have come to this day.
It can be said that in Heavenly Court, if you want to say which male immortal has the best relationship with you, it is undoubtedly Brother Bin.
"Brother Bin, is it inconvenient for me to come to your house now?" asked Shao Yitian.
If the lemon fairy is also at home, Shao Yitian will definitely not go, and he will be pulled by the lemon fairy to play mahjong again.
Brother Bin said: "Convenient, come on, the lemon fairy went out again today, I'm home alone, if you don't come, Brother Bin will call you over, let you come and help analyze why Brother Bin failed." ”
Shao Yitian immediately rushed to Brother Bin's house, and when he arrived at Brother Bin's house, he saw Brother Bing sitting on the sofa, looking meditative, and there was no smile on his face.
Seeing Brother Bing like this, Shao Yitian was a little unbearable, how did the smiling Brother Bing in the past become like this.
"Brother Bing, don't be so sad, come, be happy. Shao Yitian walked into the house and said to Brother Bing with a smile.
Brother Bin glanced at Shao Yitian and said lightly, "Xiao Shao, are you here?"
Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, what's wrong? Why do you look sad, even if last night's incident was not successful, there is no need to look like this, just stand up from where you fall." ”
After Brother Bin asked Shao Yitian to sit down, he said, "Xiao Shao, I'm analyzing the reasons for last night's failure, you can help me refer to it." ”
Shao Yitian nodded and said, "Okay, Brother Bin, you can say it, I will definitely help you analyze it well." ”
Binge said: "Here's the thing, I did what you said last night, and after the lemon fairy saw it, she was really happy and praised me, and I felt that the plan could be accomplished." ”
Hearing this, Shao Yitian verified his thoughts, the lemon fairy is also a person who likes romance, but why it failed, there must be a reason.
Shao Yitian looked at Bing Ge and waited for him to elaborate to see if he could hear some clues from Bing Ge's words.
Bing Ge continued: "Later, I ate with the lemon fairy, and there was talk and laughter during the meal, but when I said that I wanted to share a bed tonight, the lemon fairy immediately changed her face and asked me to go to hygiene." ”
Hearing this, Shao Yitian thought for a while, the lemon fairy must blame Binge for his impure motives, so he punished Binge.
This woman is such a strange creature sometimes, you want to do something shameful with her, but you can't say it explicitly, especially if the other person hasn't really become your woman.
Sometimes women like to be subtle, and they like to be your woman between half pushing and half pushing.
And Brother Bing, who was stunned, directly said that he wanted to share a bed with the other party, and of course the lemon fairy was angry, so Brother Bing's problem should be here.
Shao Yitian told Brother Bin the reason, and Brother Bin immediately realized his mistake, patted his head with his hand, and said, "My pig head, I should be beaten." ”
Seeing Brother Bin like this, Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Brother Bin, don't fight anymore, if you fight again, there will really be a problem." ”
"Xiao Shao, don't be joking, hurry up and help Brother Bin figure figure out a way, Brother Bin is in a hurry, you still have the heart to joke here." Brother Bin looked at Shao Yitian anxiously and said.
Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, you can't be in a hurry about this matter, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, you see that the reason why you failed last night was because you were too anxious." ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Binge agreed and said, "Actually, it's also because I want to get the lemon fairy too much, so I didn't think about it so much for a while, and I lost a good opportunity." ”
After a pause, Bing Ge then asked, "Xiao Shao, you think this is good, can I do it again tonight according to the current method?"
Shao Yitian waved his hand and said, "No, according to this method, that is, Sima Zhao's heart is known to passers-by, and the lemon fairy will punish you for sanitation later." ”
Hearing the word hygiene, Binge was so frightened that he trembled, so forget it.
"That Xiao Shao, you have a good idea for Brother Bin, Brother Bin, I'm in a hurry. Brother Bin looked at Shao Yitian and asked anxiously.
Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, I don't think you should do anything now, wait for a while, you are doing the same trick again, at that time, you don't say anything, if the lemon fairy is willing to give you her body, she will drink with you, or even get drunk." When the time comes, things will naturally fall into place. ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Brother Bin clapped his hand happily and said, "Wonderful, Xiao Shao, your trick is wonderful, it's wonderful." Xiao Shao, you deserve to be a love saint. ”
When Shao Yitian heard this title, his head was full of black lines, when did he become a love saint?
"Brother Bin, I'm not a lover saint, don't exalt me, I just watched a lot of TV series," Shao Yitian said modestly.
Binge said happily: "Xiao Shao, in my mind, you are a love saint, a very powerful love saint." ”
Shao Yitian helped Brother Bin solve this problem, and Brother Bin was very happy, so he took Shao Yitian's hand and said happily.
"By the way, Xiao Shao, I always feel that it's not good not to do anything these days. Brother Bin looked at Shao Yitian and asked with some concern.
Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, you don't understand, the reason why Lemon Fairy asked you to do hygiene last night was because she felt that you deliberately punished you for all your attempts at her." ”
"If you treat her too well, it will make her think that you have bad intentions for her, and it will backfire when the time comes. ”
"So, in my opinion, it's better to do nothing than to do something during this time, and I think that's the best. ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's analysis, Brother Bin thought for a while and said: "That's right, it's such a truth, okay, I'll listen to Xiao Shao, who let Xiao Shao be a love saint." ”
Shao Yitian is full of black lines again, Brother Bin, I told you, I am not a love saint, you just want to say that I am a love saint, if Li Qingyu and the others know this, then they have to beat me.
Love saint This is not a good title, it makes people think that you are an amorous person, show mercy everywhere, in the minds of men, of course, I think that love saints are good, but in the minds of women, love saints are equal to scumbags!
Therefore, the title of Love Saint Shao Yitian is absolutely unacceptable!
(End of chapter)